#stardew valley bouncer

[rebootgrimm]

Which Non-Giftable NPCs are good at strategy games?

Note!! This is not me saying that certain ones are smarter than others, some people just aren’t good at strategy games and some are.

Good

Bouncer

Fizz

Marlon

Mr. Qi

Average

Gil

Grandpa (before he died)

Professor Snail

Gunther

Bad

Morris

Henchman

Governor

Birdie. I think she forgot how to play them, or the fact that they exist.

[fadingplaidlibrary]

do i already have four wips languishing in the back? yes

am i working on sdv bachelor (and should-be-bachelors) nsfw headcanons instead? yes

so far i have all the base game usuals + gus, rasmodius, and clint

[every-character-ever-poll]

BOUNCER - Stardew Valley

PROPAGANDA:

he has zero importance to the game other than blocking us from entering the casino at first but idc. i still love him more than any other SV character.

[themerrypanda]

Y’all check out the fantastic fic AO3′s mosaic915 (@barrebard) wrote for me! The prompt I gave was “Sandy befriending the bouncer” and boy did they deliver!

As it’s their tale to share, I’ll simply post the AO3 link below.

Title: An Oasis In the Desert

Word Count: 3,013

Summary: Over the course of a year, Sandy and the Bouncer become friends.

[melonback]

Summer 2021

[hug-kiss-marry-kill-farm]

[allisberris]

i don't know if he's smoking backwards or if that'd the lit part but it would be hilarious if the prior was true so i'm choosing to believe that

You’ve probably been asked these before, but who’s your favorite character, and who’s your least favorite character? Bonus: can you draw them together?

Krobus always #1

for lest favorate?... I don't have one but the bouncer gets in my way from the cool gambling club so I guess he's enemy #1 now!

Guys, he's not letting Krobus in and is doing his job correctly

GET HIM!!! 😡😡😡

Side note- I noticed his cigarette sprite is yellow at the end

Not sure if it's supposed to read as a lit cigarette but it just looks like he's smoking backwards

[secondbeatsongs]

[studentinpursuitofclouds]

Hello! Can you write a small fic about Mr. Qi falling in love and proposing to the Farmer pretty please 🥺

Sure thing, dear anon! Have some Mr. Qi x Farmer one shot! Enjoy 💕

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Of all Mr. Qi's quests and tasks that Farmer had ever received, this one was the strangest. And it was so because... well, there was nothing strange about it, which was rather atypical for the mysterious blue man. No descending into Skull Cavern under any conditions, no growing blue fruit with a funny face and sunglasses. Nothing like that, the paper of the letter they pulled out from the mailbox in the morning simply had only one sentence written on it, "I'm waiting for you at my casino today. Don't make me wait, dear."

"Dear"... If Farmer had told anyone that the man who for a year and a half had given them the most extraordinary tasks for generous and interesting rewards had become their lover, no one would have believed them. On the other hand, the people of Pelican Town are no longer surprised by the deeds of "The Hero of The Stardew Valley," "The Most Chaotic Farmer in the World," and "The One Who Drank a Jar of Mayo on a Bet" (Farmer definitely had a few more nicknames, but can't remember them all anymore). So if they introduce Mr. Qi, an unusual wizard and demi-god, as their partner, it'll be just like a normal Tuesday for the locals.

Hmm, no specific date was written, but Farmer's curiosity was as immense as their determination and stubbornness. So quickly rearranging farm chores, they changed into clean clothes and headed for one of the four teleport obelisks. A simple touch of the huge structure with their fingertips and in the blink of an eye, instead of blooming field of crops, the Calico Desert appeared before Farmer's eyes, with its relentless heat, palm trees, cacti, and of course, the Oasis.

Reaching the shop door, Farmer was greeted by the cool air conditioning and Sandy's warm smile. The shop owner always welcomes guests, especially guests like Farmer (best friend and good customer!). They handed the girl a bouquet of daffodils they had managed to pick before teleporting to the Calico Desert, at which the girl's smile grew even wider. Sandy offered Farmer a cup of cool milk, but they politely declined, heading toward the door to the Casino while the girl accompanied them with an interested look. Standing like an unshakable rock, the perpetually serious-faced Bouncer silently stepped aside to allow the club member to pass. Farmer nodded their thanks, and without wasting a moment more, entered the dark room.

The sounds of slot machines, the clinking of glasses with expensive cocktails, the smell of cigars, someone's loud laughter and a voice full of disappointment at the lost amount of money... Everything sparkled with gold and diamonds, luxurious carpets and expensive furniture, and even being an honored guest of the Casino, Farmer felt a little uneasy. All the noise reminded them strongly of the city environment they had lived in before. It was not bad here, but the wooden house, cows and and forest were more dear to their soul.

"It's good to see you, darling." Thankfully, Farmer didn't have to wonder for long what to occupy themself with until Qi met them.

They turned back around and their gaze softened at the sight of their favourite person. Still the same familiar black clothes and hat adorned with gems shimmering in different colours of the rainbow, still the same round purple glasses and still the same enigmatic smile.

Mr Qi stepped closer to Farmer so they could hear him better amidst all the noise in the casino.

"I knew you'd come as soon as you read the letter."

"You always know how to keep me intrigued." Farmer smiled slyly. "Though this time I'm all guessing as to what the assignment will be."

"Does it have to be another assignment? Isn't just spending time together an good reason to meet?"

Farmer also shortened the distance, almost walking right up to Qi, gazing into his face.

"Of course, it's a great reason too. Especially since I was starting to miss you," if they weren't in the centre of the room, surrounded by people, Farmer would have taken off Qi's glasses to see his beautiful, cosmic eyes. "It's just that usually on occasions like this you turn up on your own, rather than sending letters."

He chuckled. "True. And there is a reason for that, my soul. There is something I must show you. But first...

We need to move somewhere a little more... private."

The snap of Qi's fingers echoed loudly in Farmer's ears, and the world before their eyes faded into darkness. The background noise of the casino was gone - no more clinking of coins or chattering of club members. Before the young farmer could worry, the entire black space was filled with the glow of a thousand stars, as if they were in outer space. Qi's figure stood in the same place where it had been when they were in the Casino, still smiling mysteriously. Except that the blue man's gaze, hidden behind a thick layer of glasses, was full of love at the sight of his beloved Farmer and the thought of how beautiful they were, surrounded by lights in the pitch darkness. As they gazed with delight at the space into which Qi had transported them and himself - after all, he always knew how to surprise them!

Raising his hand upwards, Mr. Qi's palm was enveloped in threads of his magic until an object materialised a few seconds later. Farmer's eyes, mesmerised by the stranger's magic, nearly flew in or out of their orbits when they realised what their mystical partner was holding.

"I guess I don't need to remind you of the traditions of your cute little town," Qi rubbed the Mermaid pendant between his fingers, the material was smooth and pleasant to the touch, "though I think you deserve a whole world more than just this pendant."

Qi had planned this moment in advance, choosing the right words and the right time. However, the speech he was about to make was interrupted by Farmer's abrupt embrace and a passionate kiss. Not even the great Qi could have foreseen such a thing.

"Tut-tut," although he tried to look like he wanted to lightly scold Farmer, there wasn't an ounce of annoyance in his voice. "I've prepared a whole speech, dear. It is not very polite to interrupt your interlocutor so rudely-" but even here Farmer did not let him finish, but once more touched Qi's lips with their. The man himself didn't seem to mind any more - it was at least a little different from what he had planned, but hearing the quiet and happy "I accept" from his lover, Mr. Qi no longer thought of going according to the script.

It had turned out even much better than that.

[sillysaurus]

wanted to answer some of these

What's your big age: 18

What ages do you regress to: mainly around 0-5?

Baby, toddler, or big kid: mainly toddler/preschool and baby, rarely older than those

Do you pet regress: no, i do identify with bunnies though

Are you also a caregiver: no, and i don't want to be in that position

How long have you been regressing: since i was about 12? so like 6 years?

Is your regression voluntary or involuntary: mostly involuntary, but i will induce it voluntarily in almost all of my free time

What is your personality like when regressed: fussy/sensitive, whiney crybaby im ngl, quiet/not talkative, but giggly, clingy, shy/sheepish, curious, despite being sensitive and difficult i am always well behaved

How often do you regress: im almost always kind of regressed, but usually i am masking and able to act my age, but if something triggers me more i wont be able to act my age anymore

What puts you into headspace: praise, petnames, baby talk/cooing, gentle/soft tones of voice, people doing things for me, being tired/scared/in pain/sick

What pulls you out of headspace: nsfw, violence, romance, sometimes people cursing (i do a lot and cant stop myself unfortunately), being in public (usually)

Do you have a baby voice in headspace: no but i do talk a bit differently, honestly i talk a lot less but when i do its short words/broken sentences, whiny/softer in tone, etc.

Why do you regress: its mostly involuntary (because of trauma, i believe) but i do it voluntarily as well because its the only time i really feel safe and happy (even though a lot of my regression is negative/vent)

Neon, pastel, neutral, or dark colors: either pastel or dark. odd combo, but i wear black most of the time due to being alternate but my favorite color is blue! i love light/baby blues

Favorite regression clothes: i still wear my alternative clothing style while regressed but i like big hoodies and fuzzy socks as well. i also really want overalls and bloomers!

Do you have a caregiver: no (i would like one, some day)

Do you have any sibbies: no (unsure about having them, open to it i guess?)

Favorite petnames: sweetheart, sweet boy, (anything with 'sweet'), little boy, hun/honey, bud/buddy, goober

Favorite snack: applesauce, fruits, yogurt

Favorite movie(s): the nightmare before christmas, the BFG, sharkboy and lavagirl, rugrats go to paris

Favorite cartoon(s): craig of the creek, rugrats, curious george, summercamp island, alvin and the chipmunks, kindergarten the musical, tmnt

Favorite game(s): animal crossing, stardew valley, twisted wonderland, slime rancher, cookie run

Do you have a comfort character: könig, eyeless jack, laughing jack, moondrop, idia shroud, sundrop, nanami (jjk),

Are you easily scared: yes, scared of thunder, heights, the dark, yelling, etc. and just very nervous and sensitive in general

Independent or dependent: i dont want to be independent but im forced to at the moment, my dream is to be very dependent one day

Do you use a pacifier: yes, usually when im sleepy, upset, or grinding my teeth. i only have one but i want more

Do you use diapers: i wish…

Gear wishlist: everything! a crib, kid/soft books, indoor tent, bottles, sippy cups, plates, silverware, etc, diapers, idk if they make ones big enough but hopefully a high chair, car seat, baby bouncer, and ball pit as well

Favorite regression item: i only have one pacifier and some dinosaur sippy cups but i love them <3

Do you have a bedtime: no (i stay up late) but i would like one, not gonna happen until i get a caregiver though

Do you have rules: no, but one day when i have a caregiver i would like them, unsure about what though besides a bedtime. hopefully they can get me to stop cursing as well

Favorite animal(s): bunnies, marine animals, pigs, monkeys

Favorite holiday: halloween!

Favorite season: autumn/fall

Are your agere interests more fem or masc: definitely masc. dinosaurs, trains, construction vehicles, monster trucks, cartoons/movies/books about boys, tmnt

Do you stim more when regressed: im almost always regressed but yes, mainly vocal stims when im really feeling small

Favorite site/app for regression community: here!! tumblr! i was on reddit and instagram back in the day… (i still use instagram but not much)

What's your favorite thing to learn about in headspace: im learning spanish and german! but i just like learning in general, i like when people tell/teach me about things!

[nil-nothing-nada]

Stardew Valley Headcannons

Includes age, height, gender + pronouns, sexuality, and full name for every vanilla character! (Nobody gets left out because I am obsessed with this game)

A couple disclaimers beforehand:

There is a lot of LGBTQ+ stuff involved in these headcannons. If don't like this or think that I'm overdoing it, this post isn't directed at you. (Discrimination is not tolerated in Pelican Town!)

I don't have headcanons for stuff like races or religions simply because I don't particularly have a lot of experience in those topics and I don't want to be unintentionally disrespectful. I'd love for you to share your own ideas though!

Some headcanons may be partially missaligned with canon lore because I'm a little forgetful or because I think my idea works a little better.

If the names sound random it's because for the most part they are. I just picked ones that sounded nice or came to mind first.

Abigail

21 Years Old

5'0"

Female [She/Her]

Bisexual

Full name is Abigail Perkins.

Alex

20 Years Old

6'0"

Male [He/Him]

Gay

Full name is Alex Maxwell.

Bear

19 Years Old (In human years)

4'8" (At shoulder)

Male [He/Him]

Bisexual

Actual name is Berson Beauford III.

Birdie

87 Years Old

5'2"

Female [She/Her]

Asexual

Full name is Birdie Fletcher.

Bouncer

24 Years Old

6'2"

Male [He/Him]

Straight

Actual name is Rodney Benton.

Caroline

49 Years Old

5'3"

Female [She/Her]

Straight

Full name is Caroline Perkins. She took Pierre's last name.

Clint

39 Years Old

5'4"

Male [He/Him]

Asexual

Full name is Clint Chapuis.

Demetrius

43 Years Old

6'1"

Male [He/Him]

Straight

Full name is Demetrius Rowland. He took Robin's last name.

Dwarf

21 Years Old (In human years)

4'2"

Agender [He/They/It]

Asexual Aromantic

Actual name is Oeelau Unauhuonm.

Elliot

30 Years Old

5'10"

Male [He/Him]

Pansexual

Full name is Elliot Thomson.

Emily

28 Years Old

5'11"

Intersex [She/They]

Pansexual

Full name is Emily Hopkins.

Evelyn

80 Years Old

5'2"

Female [She/Her]

Straight

Full name is Evelyn Wallace. She took George's last name.

Fizz

29 Years Old

5'1"

Male [He/Him]

Bisexual

Actual name is Chester Watson.

George

81 Years Old

5'7"

Male [He/Him]

Straight

Full name is George Wallace.

Gil

67 Years Old

5'8"

Male [He/Him]

Asexual

Full name is Gilbert Redman.

Governor

53 Years Old

5'4"

Male [He/Him]

Straight

Actual name is Stephen Baxter.

Grandpa

92 Years Old (Deceased)

5'6"

Male [He/Him]

Straight

Actual name is Herbert, with his last name up for the player to decide. (In my case, it would be Woodrow)

Gunther

41 Years Old

5'6"

Male [He/Him]

Bisexual

Full name is Gunther McCoy.

Gus

48 Years Old

5'5"

Male [He/Him]

Gay

Full name is Gus Galanotis.

Haley

21 Years Old

5'4"

Female [She/Her]

Lesbian

Full name is Haley Hopkins.

Harvey

29 Years Old

6'2"

Male [He/Him]

Bisexual

Full name is Harvey Beaumont.

Jas

7 Years Old

3'11"

Female [She/Her]

Full name is Jas Hayes.

Jodi

44 Years Old

5'4"

Non-Binary [She/They/He]

Bisexual

Full name is Jodi Matthews. She took Kent's last name.

Kent

45 Years Old

6'1"

Male [He/Him]

Bisexual

Full name is Kent Matthews.

Krobus

24 Years Old (In human years)

5'0"

Agender [He/They]

Asexual

Full name is Krobus Stryx.

Leah

27 Years Old

5'6"

Female [She/Her]

Bisexual

Full name is Leah Abbott.

Leo

8 Years Old

4'6"

Agender [Any Pronouns]

Full name is Leo Ravelino.

Lewis

62 Years Old

5'7"

Male [He/Him]

Straight

Full name is Lewis Murphy.

Linus

69 Years Old

5'8"

Male [He/Him]

Asexual Aromantic

Full name is Linus Potts.

Marlon

66 Years Old

5'10"

Male [He/Him]

Bisexual

Full name is Marlon Slater.

Marnie

54 Years Old

5'2"

Female [She/Her]

Pansexual

Full name is Marnie Hayes.

Maru

22 Years Old

5'3"

Demigirl [She/They/Xe]

Bisexual

Full name is Maru Rowland.

Morris

32 Years Old

5'6"

Male [He/Him]

Straight

Full name is Morris Wheeler.

Mr. Qi

32 Years Old (Physical body)

6'3"

Agender [Any Pronouns]

Bisexual

Full name is Adam Qi. His mother gave him his first name and his father gave him his last name.

Pam

52 Years Old

5'4"

Female [She/Her]

Bisexual

Full name is Pam Stephens.

Penny

22 Years Old

5'4"

Trans Female [She/Her]

Bisexual

Full name is Penny Stephens.

Pierre

48 Years Old

5'6"

Male [He/Him]

Straight

Full name is Pierre Perkins.

Professor Snail

68 Years Old

5'3"

Male [He/Him]

Straight

Actual name is Marvin Dotson.

Robin

46 Years Old

5'6"

Female [She/Her]

Straight

Full name is Robin Rowland.

Sam

22 Years Old

6'1"

Trans Male [He/Him]

Pansexual

Full name is Sam Matthews.

Sandy

27 Years Old

5'5"

Female [She/Her]

Lesbian

Actual name is Sasha Salgado.

Sebastian

25 Years Old

5'8"

Male [He/Him]

Bisexual

Full name is Sebastian Rowland.

Shane

27 Years Old

5'5"

Male [He/Him]

Pansexual

Full name is Shane Hayes.

Vincent

7 Years Old

4'0"

Non-Binary [Any Pronouns]

Full name is Vincent Matthews.

Willy

65 Years Old

5'9"

Non-Binary [They/He]

Pansexual

Full name is Willy Marsh.

Wizard

48 Years Old (In human years)

6'0"

Demiboy [He/They/Xe/Fae]

Aromantic

Full name is Magnus Rasmodius.

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[every-character-ever-poll]

WEEK SIX LINEUP

Not much to add here, I don't think. We continue with the new 6-option model on the polls. The submission form has closed again, with around 1,400 total submissions. Thank you all for your patience with me over the past week or so, and I hope you enjoy this week's lineup as well.

Jae-ha - Yona of the Dawn

Vanitas - Vanitas no Carte

Noé Archiviste - Vanitas no Carte

Jeanne the Hellfire Witch - Vanitas no Carte

Dominique de Sade - Vanitas no Carte

Yoite - Nabari no Ou

Miharu Rokujo - Nabari no Ou

Tobari Durandal Kumohira - Nabari no Ou

Uriel - Omniscient Reader's Viewpoint

Yoo Joonghyuk - Omniscient Reader's Viewpoint

Han Sooyoung - Omniscient Reader's Viewpoint

Yoo Sangah - Omniscient Reader's Viewpoint

Biyoo - Omniscient Reader's Viewpoint

Jung Heewon - Omniscient Reader's Viewpoint

Lee Gilyoung - Omniscient Reader's Viewpoint

Shin Yoosung - Omniscient Reader's Viewpoint

Ib - Ib

Garry - Ib

Mary - Ib

Daniil Dankovsky - Pathologic

Artemy Burakh - Pathologic

Clara - Pathologic

Kenzo Tenma - Naoki Urasawa's Monster

Eva Heinemann - Naoki Urasawa's Monster

Johan Liebert - Naoki Urasawa's Monster

Nana Osaki - Nana

Nana Komatsu - Nana

Nervous Subject - The Sims 2

Pascal Curious - The Sims 2

Ophelia Nigmos - The Sims 2

Tank Grunt - The Sims 2

Loki Beaker - The Sims 2

Ren "Nero" Atsushi - The Boy Who Fell

Henry Jekyll - The Glass Scientists

Jack Twist - Brokeback Mountain

Ennis del Mar - Brokeback Mountain

Alma Beers - Brokeback Mountain

Lureen Newsome - Brokeback Mountain

Nurm - Minecraft Story Mode

Felisin Paran - Malazan Book of the Fallen

Antarcticite - Houseki no Kuni

Aechmea - Houseki no Kuni

Dietfried Bougainvillea - Violet Evergarden

Aragaki - Megalo Box

Kyoya Ootori - Ouran Highschool Host Club

Tsuchigomori - Jibaku Shonen Hanako-kun

Shun - Saint Seiya

Camus - Saint Seiya

Junpei - Jujutsu Kaisen

Mikoto Suoh - K Project

Hoid - Cosmere

Zakuro Oshigiri - The Ones Within (ナカノヒトゲノム【実況中】)

Jesse Ditley - The Raven Cycle

Wybie Lovat - Coraline

Dameon - Obernewtyn

The Gray Man - The Raven Cycle

The Cabbage Man - Avatar: The Last Airbender

Mindy St Claire - The Good Place

Michael - The Good Place

Shawn - The Good Place

Toph Beifong - Avatar: The Last Airbender

Benoit Blanc - Knives Out/Glass Onion

Miles Bron - Glass Onion

Kagura - Inuyasha

Mikage - Gen'ei EP -Envy Phantom-

Hikari - Arcaea

Jack Torrance - The Shining

Hakuno Nekoda - NOISZ STΔRLIVHT

The Quangle Wangle - The Quangle Wangle's Hat

Benten - Uchouten Kazoku

Lorem - Angels With Scaly Wings

Noble Heart Horse - Care Bears

Ryan Goldsmith (Golden Ryan) - Tiger and Bunny: The Rising & Tiger and Bunny 2

Elfo - Disenchantment

Jack Merridew - Lord of The Flies

Noah Czerny - The Raven Boys

Courtney - Dead End Paranormal Park

Coraline Doll - Coraline

Spencer Reid - Criminal Minds

Shinya Oedo - PriPara

Akira - Wii Sports

Bouncer - Stardew Valley

Wario - Super Mario

Clark Kent - My Adventures With Superman

Linus van Pelt - Peanuts

Pearl - Splatoon

Romeo Montague - Romeo and Juliet

Mr Bobinsky - Coraline

Nimona - Nimona

Goldenloin - Nimona

Megan - But I’m A Cheerleader

Steve - The Owl House

Fiver - Watership Down

Sundew - Wings of Fire

Micheal Falk - The Onion

B. F. Bugleberry - Jermaverse

Jerma - Jerma Dollhouse

Earthworm Sally - Flamingo

Sammy the Strawberry - Flamingo

Filipe - Flamingo

[silviastdvasks]

Silvia's opinions on Stardew Valley characters!

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Bachelors

Alex - They see him as a big brother!

Sebastian - Friends? Not quite sure yet. They pull pranks on him and are nice to him.

Elliott - Fancy

Harvey - He is a father figure to them.

Sam - He is their partner in crime.

Shane - They like him despite disliking alcoholics. They see him as a friend.

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Bachelorettes

Abigail - They like her hair.

Emily - They think she's a bit odd.

Haley - They admire her photography skills.

Leah - They love her art

Maru - They don't know if they like her.

Penny - They admire her patience with kids.

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Non-marriageable characters

Caroline - They think she's nice

Clint - Unsure of whether or not they like him.

Demetrius - No. They hate him. Two reasons.

1. His very obvious favoritism towards Maru.

2. He called a rock that she gave him disgusting.

Dwarf - ...No opinion

Evelyn - They love her. She reminds them a lot of their grandmother.

George - He cracks them up.

Gus - They like him because he's nice to Linus.

Jas - ...child.

Jodi - Nice but scary..

Kent - They love him(platonically) because he gives them bombs.

Krobus - ...okay. You just exist.

Leo - Who?

Lewis - Perish.

Willy - They like him because he occasionally teaches them how to fish.

Linus - They give him food every time they see him.

Marnie - Break up with Lewis.

Pam - They find her amusing.

Pierre - They feel bad for him because Morris stole his customers in front of them.

Robin - They see her as a mom.

Sandy - Very flashy and interesting.

Vincent - Child...

Mr. Rasmodius - Abigail has purple hair.. and so does he.. hmm..

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Ungiftable characters

Birdie - Who?

Bouncer - Intimidating..

Fizz - Who?

Gil - He sleeps a lot.

Governor - ..meh.

Their grandpa - ehhh.

Gunther - Blue man.

Henchmen - who?

Marlon - They go to him a lot to get Amy back.

Morris - Perish on behalf of Pierre.

Mr. Qi - Blue.

Professor Snail - Who?

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Stardew Valley Municipal Office

Welcome to All Things SDV! This post is your way to navigate all the tags and links and other shenanigans that happen when you visit my page.

About Me:

My name is Cam and my pronouns are she/her. l got into Stardew Valley this past fall on my Nintendo Switch and ended up buying it for my laptop so I could play with mods (specifically, wanted to checkout Stardew Valley Expanded and Ridgeside Village).

My favorite LI in the game is Haley, and I am currently writing a Haley x F!Farmer fanfic that I would love to have a beta on if anyone is interested!

My main blog is @crookedsailing, so feel free to give that a follow if you want (warning: it’s an ~aesthetic~ blog, so it’s very superficial).

The Valley Times

Continuity Catches

Deep Dives

Fan Art

Fan Edits

Fan Reviews

Fanfics

Gifsets

Headcanons

Incorrect SDV

Photosets

Videos

Famers:

F!Farmer

M!Farmer

Marriage Candidates:

Abigail

Alex

Elliott

Emily

Haley

Harvey

Leah

Maru

Penny

Sam

Sebastian

Shane

Pelican Town:

Caroline

Clint

Demetrius

Dwarf

Evelyn

Gil

Gunther

Gus

Henchman

Jas

Jodi

Kent

Lewis

Linus

Marlon

Marnie

Morris

Pam

Pierre

Robin

Vincent

Willy

Wizard

Calico Desert:

Bouncer

Sandy

Ginger Island:

Birdie

Leo

Mr. Qi

For the Press:

Questions

Submissions