#sdv bouncer

[rebootgrimm]

Which Non-Giftable NPCs are good at strategy games?

Note!! This is not me saying that certain ones are smarter than others, some people just aren’t good at strategy games and some are.

Good

Bouncer

Fizz

Marlon

Mr. Qi

Average

Gil

Grandpa (before he died)

Professor Snail

Gunther

Bad

Morris

Henchman

Governor

Birdie. I think she forgot how to play them, or the fact that they exist.

[themerrypanda]

Y’all check out the fantastic fic AO3′s mosaic915 (@barrebard) wrote for me! The prompt I gave was “Sandy befriending the bouncer” and boy did they deliver!

As it’s their tale to share, I’ll simply post the AO3 link below.

Title: An Oasis In the Desert

Word Count: 3,013

Summary: Over the course of a year, Sandy and the Bouncer become friends.

[allisberris]

i don't know if he's smoking backwards or if that'd the lit part but it would be hilarious if the prior was true so i'm choosing to believe that

You’ve probably been asked these before, but who’s your favorite character, and who’s your least favorite character? Bonus: can you draw them together?

Krobus always #1

for lest favorate?... I don't have one but the bouncer gets in my way from the cool gambling club so I guess he's enemy #1 now!

Guys, he's not letting Krobus in and is doing his job correctly

GET HIM!!! 😡😡😡

Side note- I noticed his cigarette sprite is yellow at the end

Not sure if it's supposed to read as a lit cigarette but it just looks like he's smoking backwards

[ask-cryptid-farmer]

Sdv Inktober Day 16: Oasis

Another lazy one I'm afraid 😔

(The bouncer exploded in the bg)

[all-things-sdv]

Stardew Valley Municipal Office

Welcome to All Things SDV! This post is your way to navigate all the tags and links and other shenanigans that happen when you visit my page.

About Me:

My name is Cam and my pronouns are she/her. l got into Stardew Valley this past fall on my Nintendo Switch and ended up buying it for my laptop so I could play with mods (specifically, wanted to checkout Stardew Valley Expanded and Ridgeside Village).

My favorite LI in the game is Haley, and I am currently writing a Haley x F!Farmer fanfic that I would love to have a beta on if anyone is interested!

My main blog is @crookedsailing, so feel free to give that a follow if you want (warning: it’s an ~aesthetic~ blog, so it’s very superficial).

The Valley Times

Continuity Catches

Deep Dives

Fan Art

Fan Edits

Fan Reviews

Fanfics

Gifsets

Headcanons

Incorrect SDV

Photosets

Videos

Famers:

F!Farmer

M!Farmer

Marriage Candidates:

Abigail

Alex

Elliott

Emily

Haley

Harvey

Leah

Maru

Penny

Sam

Sebastian

Shane

Pelican Town:

Caroline

Clint

Demetrius

Dwarf

Evelyn

Gil

Gunther

Gus

Henchman

Jas

Jodi

Kent

Lewis

Linus

Marlon

Marnie

Morris

Pam

Pierre

Robin

Vincent

Willy

Wizard

Calico Desert:

Bouncer

Sandy

Ginger Island:

Birdie

Leo

Mr. Qi

For the Press:

Questions

Submissions

[ainsleysays]

Billie and her older brother Robbie! He's 8 years older and is a BIG DUDE. Billie's about 5'6" and Robbie is about 6'3" and a former bouncer, so he would need to bend to do a pose like this with his little sister. Fun fact: Robbie is actually my very first farmer! He was my original farmer on my first save file of SDV when I was still playing on my Switch. He married Harvey and they're very happy with two kids. When I decided to play the game on PC for the first time, I decided to make his little sister and Billie came to be!

Rage Monster version below:

[swimmingcreatortyrant]

POV: you passed out in the skull cavern again

[sdv-said-what]

Sandy, at her counter: Yup, same shit as always-

(Don't ask me why I used Dwarf for this post, IDK either, I just feel like he would, to explore the world outside the mines a little more)

[stardewremixed]

The Bouncer from Stardew Valley, remade for my Stardew Remixed story. I named him Two Dice Bounce. Go figure. He’s supposed to be hotheaded and angry and Sandy is supposed to be sweet and I couldn’t get her to smile for her screenshot and he couldn’t stop smiling. 

[asters-galaxy]

Sunny Smiles

(Hey! Long time, no see! Hope you all are doing well! So, I know I haven’t posted any fics in a good while -- I’ve been unmotivated, as well as busy. But, I’ve started a bit of a schedule, so I think I’m going to be able to start regularly posting fics. Also, I got really into Stardew Valley, so that’s what this is. I’m not that proud of it, but I hope you enjoy!~)

Warning: This is a tickle fic, and I run a SFW tickle-themed blog. NSFW are more than welcome to read, but please do not reblog if you are primarily kink themed blog. Thank you for respecting my boundaries.

!Minor SDV spoiler warning!

Fandom: Stardew Valley

Ship: Ambiguous Bouncer x Sandy

Characters: Lee!Bouncer x Ler!Sandy

Words: 1381

The bouncer took his job extremely seriously. He guarded the stairwell in the back of Sandy’s desert shop, the Oasis, and he would not move or speak for any sum of money. Those who tried to annoy him were met with nothing but silence. He kept his expression blank, and his posture stiff. No one had succeeded in making him move, or even react.

Sandy had had enough of it.

No one really came to visit her besides Emily and the new farmer, and so it was very easy for her to get lonely in the expansive desert. She longed for someone to talk to, since the farmer spent all of their time off in the nearby catacombs, and Emily only really came by once in a while due to work. So, of course, the bouncer’s silence only made her more irritated.

Finally, one Thursday afternoon, Sandy abruptly stood up and grumbled. “Alright, I have had it! You are gonna talk to me, one way or another.”

The bouncer didn’t flinch...or even really acknowledge Sandy, for that matter. As always. The shopkeep growled indignantly and marched over to him, her eyes glinting with ire.

“Do you ever show emotion? Like, even a little bit?” She stood in front of the bouncer, crossing her arms stiffly. “I’ve never seen you smile. Can you even smile?”

Again, the stern man did not answer. He just stood there with a blank expression.

Suddenly, Sandy had a brilliant idea. A wonderful, amazing, hilarious idea. She couldn’t stop the mischievous smile that spread across her lips.

“Sayyyyy….misterrrr,” she began, “will you punch me if I touch you?~”

The bouncer gave no response, but Sandy could’ve sworn that his cheeks went slightly pink at the suggestion. She took his silence as tentative permission.

“Alright, just say stop if you want me to~” And with that declaration, Sandy began gently spidering her fingers against the bouncer’s sides.

True to form, the stoic man didn’t give much of an initial reaction, but he did bite his bottom lip ever so slightly. Sandy found this promising, almost a reward for her curiosity, and kept it up. She kept her touch very light and gentle, still letting the man in front of her pull away if he wanted to, and she looked at him expectantly. His cheeks were starting to grow warm.

“M-mm...mmph.”

The shopkeep raised an eyebrow and smirked. “Oh?~ That’s the first time I’ve heard you make any noise~ Don’t be shy~” She upped the pace ever so slightly, still spidering, and…

He snorted.

The bouncer snorted.

Sandy gasped a little, staring at the man in disbelief as his cheeks grew cherry red. “Oh my goodness…!~ That’s adorable!~”

The bouncer shook his head in disagreement, but made no further sign of protest, so Sandy continued scribbling her fingers up and down his sides. She watched as he squirmed a little, biting his bottom lip again as if trying not to make any more noise. Sandy was greatly amused by this, as he was seemingly unable to hide the small little grunts in the back of his throat.

Sandy decided to stop teasing the bouncer’s sides and move on to his stomach...which proved to be his undoing. He shook a little, tensing and curling in on himself slightly. The shopkeep found this promising and continued, still moving gently.

“G-ghehehehe…!”

The soft sound caught Sandy’s attention, and she looked up at the bouncer. A wobbly smile was spreading across his face, and he was giggling.

He was giggling.

“Oh wowww…!~ That’s so cute!~ I can’t believe I’ve never heard you laugh before…!~ Can I hear some more, please?~”

Sandy’s cooing and teasing only made the bouncer more flustered, causing his giggles to rise in pitch. He squirmed some more, trying not to fall to the ground -- but his knees were shaking, and he was finding it hard to keep composure.

“Come on, can you actually say something?~ I know you’ve got it in you~” Sandy’s hands trailed up to the bouncers ribs and pinched lightly, her efforts earning a few more cute snorts and giggles. A couple moments later, the man finally buckled under the sensation, sinking to the floor and curling up into a ball to escape Sandy’s devious fingers.

“Awww, noooo!~” Sandy whined playfully, kneeling down and poking at the bouncer gently. “Come baaaack!~ You’re so cute!~”

“M-mihihiss! P-pleheheheaseee!”

Sandy paused for a moment -- did she hear that correctly? She looked at the bouncer, whose cheeks were tomato red, and slowly began to grin.

“I got you to talk!~”

“Y-yes, miss. N-now-- AH!” The man squeaked in surprise as Sandy climbed on top of him and straddled his hips, a devilish look on her face. He could only squeak more as her fingers teased his ribs, prompting shy laughter.

“N-nahahat th-thehere!” he protested, trying desperately to decide between hiding his face, covering his mouth, or protecting his ribs. Sandy responded to this by moving back to his stomach, sending the bouncer into a momentary snorting fit. He seemed to have lost all control, and he was laughing freely at this point. While he found this utterly humiliating, he didn’t feel compromised -- he decided to let the mischievous shopkeep amuse herself a little while longer.

Sandy, on the other hand, was absolutely enamored with how adorable the once-stern bouncer was. He’d broken so easily, as if he hadn’t been tickled in a long time (or at all), and his laughter was definitely worth it. It was nervous and bashful, as well as very light and sweet in a sense. And on top of that, he was starting to unfurl from his position -- he was stretching out a bit to allow access to more parts of his torso. It wasn’t completely working, as he was still very squirmy and kept trying to hide, but it was very noticeable.

Taking the opportunity, Sandy moved back up, gently tickling the spot right between the bouncer’s ribs and armpits. That seemed to break him -- his laughter went up several octaves, and he arched his back. He looked almost surprised by his own reaction; Sandy was more amused and delighted than anything.

“Awww, is that a bad spoooot?~” she murmured, taking great caution as she teased him (she didn’t want to send him into sensory overload, after all). The flustered man could only nod, taken aback by the electric sensation coursing through his body. He spazzed for a moment, unsure of what to do with his hands, before covering his face and trying to muffle his laughter. His efforts virtually did nothing.

“Nahahahaha! Plehehehease!”

Raising an eyebrow in surprise and amusement, Sandy lifted her hands away from the giggly bouncer, allowing him a moment to breathe. He took the time graciously, lying on the floor for a good while and allowing the stray bits of laughter to dissipate. Eventually, he looked at Sandy from his position, still incredibly blushy from the tickle attack.

“A-ahmm…” The bouncer couldn’t seem to find his words, and he glanced at the stairs nervously. They were unguarded now that he was on the ground.

“Aw, don’t worry…” Sandy trailed a finger down the man’s stomach, getting him to squirm a little in surprise. “I’m not after that, I just wanted to have some fun. And your secret’s safe with me~”

The bouncer’s face only went redder at the statement, and he cleared his throat, trying to sit up as well as he could with the shopkeep still on top of him. “M-may I--”

Sandy got off of him and nodded. “Go ahead and get back to what you’re doing. Just be warned -- I might get bored again sometime~”

The man tried to stifle a grunt and stood, dusting himself off and straightening his suit jacket before resuming position in front of the stairs. As promised, Sandy didn’t try to dart past him as most others did -- she just sat down in front of the register and got back to waiting.

However, she did cast the bouncer a quick mischievous smile, making him blush again. He took it as a promise that this was not the last time he’d move from his guarding position. It took him some effort to try not to smile at the thought.

[elflion]

do you ever think about how your sdv farmer flashed a card at the bouncer, who then exploded and winked out of existence right in front of them. because i think about it constantly 

[khiroptera]

sdv vanilla match portrait mod: progress report 1/31/19

i decided to do all the single-portrait characters to figure out what style and method to use. i settled for a pixel-art style, but scaled up from the original portrait sizes (since i’m not much of a pixel artist). gil and marlon are definitely my favorites out of this bunch! the bouncer is bleh but you generally don’t see him very much.

what do you guys think? is the pixel style okay? 

[stardewremixed]

Masterpost for My SDV Headcanon & Original Fanfics (WIP)

I had some difficulty logging everything here, so I’m redirecting to my hashtags. Since I wasn’t consistent in the beginning, I included multiple hashtag links below. Most posts will be the same on the pages, except for my early days. 

#sdvheadcanon 

#sdvheadcanons 

#stardewvalleyheadcanon 

#stardewvalleyheadcanons 

Original Headcanon 

Strawberries 

Making Beds - SDV version - SVE version

Weeding the Garden - bachelors - bachelorettes 

Justice for Stardewies (includes other townies)

Friends (Shane, Elliott, Leah) 

Traveling Cart (bachelors) 

What each Townie adds to the Community Center once complete 

Flower Dance (Emily) (Haley) 

After Christmas Sales (SDV + SVE) 

Do they believe in Santa? 

Christmas Cookies (Abigail and Alex) 

First Day of Winter 

Favorite Holiday Treat

Favorite Holiday Movie 

Favorite Holiday Tradition 

10 Birthday Headcanons for Sebastian

Favorite Christmas Carol 

Favorite Christmas Ornament 

Adulting (bachelorettes only)

What would the Stardewies/Stardudes be doing instead of sleeping?

Auctions (Gunther & Olivia) 

Stardewies as kids (Abigail)

Black Friday shopping (SDV + SVE)

Thanksgiving (SDV + SVE) 

Shower Thoughts (SDV + SVE) 

Shane sings 

Misc thoughts (includes townies) 

Random Saturday morning headcanons (includes townies) 

When they were younger (Marnie) 

National Philanthropy Day (SDV + SVE)

National Pickle Day (Harvey + Farmer) 

Stardewies Favorite Desserts (SDV + SVE) 

Veterans Day headcanons (includes townies + SVE) 

Amusement Park Dates with Stardudes (includes SVE) 

How do the Stardudes react to getting injured 

More random Halloween headcanon (includes townies + SVE) 

Halloween headcanon (includes townies + SVE) 

Favorite Halloween treat (bachelorettes only, includes SVE) 

Social Media 

Random Pam headcanon 

Stardudes Favorite Desserts (SDV + SVE) 

Some SVE headcanons

Breast Cancer Awareness Month (includes townies) 

Pasta Headcanons (bachelorettes) 

Pasta Headcanons (bachelors) 

Stardewies at their time of the month

Happy International Archaeology Day (Gunther) 

Villager vacations (includes townies) 

Stardew Valley Neighbors (Part 2, Part 1) 

Date Night with Bachelorettes 

Elliott’s Fall Birthday 

Teach Me (Elliott, Sebastian, Sam, Abigail, Harvey) 

Favors for Farmer 

Favorite tools 

Stardew Valley Coffee Shop

Dates with Bachelors 

First Day of Fall (includes townies) 

Random headcanon 

St. Paddy’s Day

Random Haley headcanons

International Women’s Day (includes townies)

Going to Zuzu City (bachelors/bachelorettes) (townies)

Random headcanons (includes townies) 

Game Night 

Social Media platforms

Haley headcanons 

Random headcanons (includes townies)

Harvey B-day headcanons

Elliott headcanons

Sam headcanons

Original Fanfic Stories 

First Kiss with Shane

First Kiss with Harvey

Alex and Abigail 

Sebastian x (easily blushing) Farmer strolling through the snow

Gus gives Pam a job 

Alex and the Ice Cream Stand

Misc: 

SDV + SVE Pairings 

In defense of Sam Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4 

Would you rather? (bachelorettes) (bachelors) 

Linus’ conspiracy tent theories

The leaking roof 

Stray thoughts about Mayor Lewis

For all posts about a specific bachelor/ette or townie, you can find their links here: 

Bachelors/Bachelorettes: 

Abigail | Alex |  Elliott | Emily |  Haley | Harvey |  Maru |  Leah |  Penny |  Sam |  Sebastian | Shane 

All Tags:

 Caroline |  Clint | Demetrius | Evelyn | George | Gunther | Gus |  Jas | Jodi | Kent | Leo | Lewis | Linus | Marlon | Marnie | Morris | Pam | Pierre | Professor Snail | Mr. Qi | Robin | Sandy | Vincent

My TS4 Remakes (and HC) 

SDV: Abigail | Alex | The Bouncer | Caroline | Clint | Demetrius | Elliott | Emily | Evelyn |George | Gunther |  Gus | Haley | Hat Mouse | Harvey | Jodi | Kent | Krobus | Leah | Maru | Mayor | Mr. Qi |  Linus | Pam | Penny | Pierre | Robin |Sam | Sebastian | Shane  | Vincent | Wizard | UPDATES 1 

SVE

Claire | Jadu | Lance |  Magnus/Wizard | Olivia | Sophia | Suki (Traveling Cart) | Victor 

See also Master Post for Borrowed/Adopted/Altered HC’s written by others