#standing order

[haaaaaaaaaaaave-you-met-ted]

Standing Order by Bastien Jez

[lizzybeeee]

When you spend 20 years attempting to bring down the child slavery, murdering, human trafficking exploitation ring that stole your childhood, murdered your friends, and killed countless innocents only to have them rebrand as 'Noble Freedom Fighters™' off-screen.

[ayilings]

do we fuck with black parade hatsune miku [wip] 💀🖤

[somewhereincairparavel]

rip leo valdez you would've loved yelling 'whoever loses is gay' in literally any rivalry competition between jason and percy.

[taffywabbit]

i have lots of flaws but i do at least take a fair amount of comfort knowing that, if i were a customer NPC in a fast food/retail management game, i would be one of the chill early-level ones that can wait a super long time before they start getting impatient, and you breathe a sigh of a relief when you see them show up in a harder level

[mithrandirl]

No more than a broken heirloom...

[caspergs]

every time someone famous is outed as being a shitty person theres people going “this is why you shouldn’t idolize celebrities,” “why are you sad that a bad person is being exposed as a bad person,” like PLEASE just let people be upset that someone they liked sucks

[pyrophantom]

Amber Heard moved to Madrid after enduring abuse and a paid smear campaign that resulted in death threats towards her and her baby.

Now "victim" Johnny Depp is all over Spain and living temporarily in Madrid trying to revive his career.

This is creepy stalkerish behavior.

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

When in doubt, Soup it out.

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[kayberrie]

broke: Ahsoka and Rex swap outfits and it’s horribly obvious plus fits badly

woke: Ahsoka and Rex swap outfits and look absolutely amazing in their new fits

[mega-banette]

anyway i think the funniest way to hc teru as trans is to have him not know that there are trans people other than him. he woke up one day when he was 11 and was like oh of course i can be a boy i am the main character and most special person and then he just attacked anyone who said he couldn’t with his psychic powers.

[lylaclivin]

Poppy, Melvin, Rodney, and Juke from @z-t00n’s hoppscotch :) their designs are so adorable, I couldn’t resist!

[jesuistrestriste]

arts reaction to reader wearing this erm

oooh god. i think he would be all flushed in the face and smiley when he’s helping you take off your clothes, but the second he pulls down ur bottoms and sees the writing on the panties his face would just fall—

like suddenly he’s breathing heavier and also can’t breathe at the same time? and his hands are on your hips and his thumbs are sliding to play with the little bows while he feels his cock swelling painfully in his boxers :/

his heart is pounding and little waves of warmth are pooling in his gut the more he processes the words he’s reading

he slides down onto his stomach to position himself between your legs, and he’s hooking his fingers into the string sides of the thong before he looks up to your eyes and whispers in the most tender and desperate voice ever..

“just for me?”

[dimensionzero]

hehehe height difference

[gloriousmonsters]

love when you can ask the Narrator why the Princess is a Princess and he's like 'well i uhhhh YOU did that. maybe it's because uh... something something about her being above you... but still approachable... look i don't want to analyze or anthropomorphize your--' my guy. i am a primal being of Order and Eternity and Shaping. You're the one who convinced me I was some dude and were quite willing to take credit for shaping my view on the world through narration five seconds ago. Are you gonna look me in the eye and tell me the desire to interpret something worthy of adoration and more powerful than me as a dommy princess is written in the very nature of the universe or are you going to show me your browser history like a man

[denkilightning]

watching dreams stream rn and the way dream always carries out conflict/confrontation conversations with entire paragraphs of stating everything about the situation from his perspective, how it makes him feel, what can be done about it and basically being extremely emotionally intelligent and mature for which the main proof is the message he sent tommy that he showed in the beginning VS tommys portrayal of him being a purposefully slow caricature with 'youre a bully 2x' 'its mine' 'youre the worst person ever' making him seem like a child mentally... same man who called dream 'an actual bastard' for posting a meme with the r slur in it