#stan x rick

[kuj0goth]

Smth about flesh curtains rick and young mullet stan butters my biscuit

[toxicyaoibeliever]

My obsession over Stan Pines so bad im thinking of watching Rick & Morty (got into stanchez)

[theeggoman]

Stanchez has been ruining my brain (Justin Roiland I will never forgive you goddamnit we coulda had it all)

[multi-fandom-imagine]

It is now my HC that while Ford was dimension hoping he stole a thing that make's you age a lot slower/lets you live long from Rick Sanchez because Rick pissed him off.

And now he used it on himself and Stan.

But he gave Stan more of the shot so the man can live his life out with you and his kids and actually watch his children grow.

-That was my Ted Talk

[cutesycadaver]

My beautiful OT3

Threesome from hell :)

[kithehedraws]

RAAAAH Stanchez vid I made!

[eggofthefish]

Based opinion

[c137-cipher]

drew my ideal blunt rotation

[angelyuji]

Can you write a itty bitty drabble of our old decomposing man being a yandere (rick sanchez) 🙏🦭

hello my friend. sad news, i was gonna write some noncon with this but also its been so long since u sent me this and i feel bad for taking so long

tw // kidnapping, yandere, rick sanchez, physical abuse, implied noncon

yandere rick c-137 sanchez x gn!reader

in every universe, rick can’t make (y/n) stay. in one, they die. in another, they break up. in the next, they never meet. rick C-137 won’t let what happened to them happen to his (y/n).

you couldn’t breathe, sprinting through the woods. something had exploded in the house, bringing the security down for only a few minutes, but you saw your opportunity and took it. when beth wasn’t looking, you booked it out the back door. you heard her yelling for… him and your legs moved faster. you had finally gotten out, climbed over the brick wall surrounding the house, and ran. you can hear rick scream out your name in rage as you get farther away.

you had gotten to the woods by the time you run out of steam. you collapse against a tree, and rain start to tap against the leaves. the cold drops of rain and the wet dirt beneath you helps cool you down as you catch your breath. you think out your next steps, mumbling to yourself. “no cops, mr. nimbus would help rick. no doctor, rick would get an… alert…. shit.” the tracker rick planted in your skin flashes in your head. “fuck, fuck, fuck.” you crawl around, looking for a something sharp. the rain gets worse, thunder and lightning booming in the sky. ‘i’ve been here too long.’ you get up to keep moving when you hear a flash.

“all done running, (y/n)?” rick’s voice comes from behind you, amused. your heart stops and you turn to face him. rick laughs in your face with one look at you, “j-jesus christ, baby. all that just to get caught…. again.” he grins.

“fuck you.” you seethe.

rick burps, “so feisty,” he laughs, “let’s play a game. i’ll give you a 30 second head start and to help you even more, i won’t look at your tracker or use anything to find you, just p-plain old rick. i’ll give you t-ten minutes to keep away and when i catch you in less than 10, i’m going to make sure you never even think of leaving my side.”

“what if i win?” you stare rick down.

he laughs, “you won’t.” he steps closer to you, “you should start running.”

you take off away from him, going deeper into the woods. you can hear rick’s maniacal laughter echo behind you as you run. you couldn’t breathe, panic setting in. you take as many confusing turns as possible, trying to throw off rick as long as possible. the sun had set and the rain stopped. you slow to a stop, hearing silence. you lean against a tree and message your burning legs.

“did i win?” you say, relief settle into your bones and you close your eyes.

“no, baby, y-you didn’t.” rick’s hand wraps around your throat and slams your back into the tree. you choke and your vision blurs as rick’s manic grin comes into view. “s-sweet, stupid (y/n),” he grabs a fistful of your hair and yanks your head back. the tears start to fall quicker as pain rockets through your body. he leans in, leaving a trail of wet kisses up your neck before whispering into your ear, “it’s time for my reward.”

[mistamysterystan]

heyyyy stanleeeyyyyyyyy~ did you ever happen to know a Rick Sanchez?

AUGHHHH not THAT prick again... Yeah, yeah I knew a Rick Sanchez. Was a real piece of work.

Knew him around the same time me n' Marilyn got hitched (and divorced). One thing we practically said nearly every twenty fucking minutes was "Shut the fuck up Rick" because SERIOUSLY he had the most FUCKED IDEAS.

Like even now, years later, after fighting a literal demon triangle, his ideas still fucking haunt me. He was such a fucked... Person.

[liesmultixxx]

Just Percy being the best person ever and reminding everyone that Annabeth saved Olympus

He’s so proud of her!

[kuj0goth]

More stanchez stuff!!!! I think rick stops wearing his own clothes the moment he gets involved with stan. He looks dumb in stan’s huge shirts

[iwannascreameurekaa]

Sigh... I wanna make a valgrace x wings of fire au

[localcanadiancreature62]

I drew children of like every popular gf ship,they already existed before but i decided to make a lil lineup of them all lolll. Girl is Stanchez baby,blonde is Billford baby (both versions),long hair is Fiddauthor baby,and the tank top kid is Fiddlestan baby.

[scoliosisgoblin]

Charlie with the man they were always supposed to be with because I'm finally learning how to draw him

[cutesycadaver]

I don't know how to explain these. An AU where Stanley ended up in a situational throuple in Vegas

Eda, Stan and Rick respectively