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frankensteinposm0 · 4 months ago

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i have fallen into gambling addiction again (Mudae bot on discord) bc of South Park

and this is all i got

#i mean it's alright ig but WHERE'S MY STAN #yes my name is pinkie on discord it's a VERY old username my mom suggested to me when i was 11 #i still can't believe i'm playing this shit again #stan come back home #south park #gerald broflovski #me core #mudae #mudae bot #discord

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faretheeoscar · 2 months ago

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Oscar Isaac at Jeremy Strong’s party 🤍

#please get this man back to his cave I’m not used to see him this often and my heart can’t handle it #just kidding Oscar thanks for coming home to the kids #it’s me I’m the kids #oscar Isaac #mullet strikes again #mullet stan

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jelestes · 8 months ago

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me asf

#benovak #casey novak #olivia benson #casey x olivia #olivia x casey #benovak come back home the kids miss you #i love these gays bitches too much #i might be their biggest stan fr #ugh fml

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silver-dragonborn · 1 year ago

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I'll do you one better. The hate Alicent Stans will harbor for Aemond for DARING to question his mother's loyalty will morph into multi-chapter fanfic of Alicent waking up back in time, abandoning her "ungrateful ass" silver-haired spawn that she SUFFERED to bring into this world to run away from Westeros and live a life of luxury in Essos with some random male oc who was specifically created to cater to Alicent's every whim and has a Henry Cavill Witcher face claim because of course she needs to pop out more silver-haired babies that are far more prettier and perfect than her ungrateful ass kids who were so MEAN to her. Tags will include "Alicent gets her groove back," "Alicent says fuck it and leaves Westeros," "Alicent leaves her toxic ass children and husband to be with her boy toy in Essos," "Rhaenyra Bashing," "Daemon Bashing," "Team Black Bashing," "Some bashing for Aemond because he's so UNGRATEFUL," "Alicent Gone Girls herself," "Alicent is Sansa Stark's ancestor," "Alicent hatches dragon eggs," "Alicent is the Mother of Dragons," "TEAM GREEN SYMPATHIZER!!!!"

#hotd #anti alicent hightower #anti alicent stans #anti team green #team green look away #team green stans look away #not for team green #each chapter will be more deranged then the last #alicent becomes a political mastermind overnight and steals gold to hitch a ride on a ship and travels to essos #she decides that no one in the family that she married into understands or appreciates her and leaves #cue to her silver-haired boy toy worshipping her and kissing her ass at first sight #her kids come to visit and beg her to come back home and it turns into a whole melodrama about how much she sacrificed for them #and how they were mean to her in her past life #team black pops up to be the butt of every joke and bashed to hell and back #the targtower kids grovel and grovel and grovel until alicent finally forgives them #criston cole is just there

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raddest-laddest · 2 months ago

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ok. someone’s gonna have to come get my dad or i’m gonna tweak.

#no bc he does this fucking thing where he talks to me like a dog? it could be for any reason. any. sometimes i just walk into a room.#and i can’t even BEGIN to understand what he means by it; if he’s trying to belittle me or if he just.#doesnt know how to talk to me any other way. but it pisses me off to no end cus it ALWAYS feels like the first one.#take last night for example: it was my brother’s birthday; and none of us had expected him to be visiting around this time #this is especially important for my little sister; bc she planned a sleepover with her friends several months in advance—#—to celebrate some of them graduating and one of them moving away.#so all night she’d been trying to get away. my mom told her after cake; so that was the original goalpost;#but then my dad just kept ADDING THINGS. first it was “after cake” then “after this; after that”#and this thing just keeps getting pushed further and further back #then he said “it’s trash day. collect the trash first and then you can go” AND MIND YOU ITS LIKE 7 PM AT THIS POINT #I CAN JUST SEE HER GETTING SO UPSET so i step in; tell her “i’ll take care of it; lets just go.”#AND MY DAD. MY DAD. MY DAD. omg.#he goes “wow!! so good!! 😁😁” WITH THE SAME TONE THAT HE TALKS TO THE DOG. WHY. WHY.#look idk what he means by it; he could just be filling empty space for all im aware; me and my dad have weird communication skills #but the message that it sends me is “who the hell do you think you are helping her right now.”#and that. makes me angrier than anything.#who the hell do you think YOU are trying to keep her from her friends. who the hell do you think YOU are TALKING TO ME LIKE THAT.#and i swear he could see that in my eyes cus then he goes “want some icecream 🥺?”#so i tell him “i don’t know what you mean by that.” in the flattest voice i can give #and he just throws his hands up in the air and g r o a n s as if to say ‘HERE WE GO AGAIN’#and i just. bite my tongue and drive my sister to her friends house.#but i swear he does this all the time. he just uses different code words. an old one used to be “mom made curry!” (my favorite meal)#and he’d use it every time he had something negative to say to me. yk. the same way you’d tease a dog with a treat to get them all excited.#“positive sandwich” is what he’d call it. a positive; then a negative; then a positive to make the whole thing ok #but yk a sandwich is always gonna taste like what’s inside. and brother; i can taste the shit between your buns.#yes i know how that sounds.#but yea. as soon as i got home he asked me if i wanted ice cream again.#rubbing salt in the wound? or just trying to curb my anger? i’ll never know. but it drove me upstairs for the rest of the night.#but yea that’s my little rant. someone come get my dad.#stan’s forum

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churrobird · 29 days ago

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me: i am going to imagine fluffy rospierce to cope with tr!ros dying today

my demons: rospierce angst rospierce angst rospierce angst. write clowns reaction to ros' death because the motherfucker wont log in and do it himself

#its rough out here for us tr!ros stans #clown please come home. your apprentice killed herself. shes gonna come back Wrong. please.#rospierce

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akkivee · 1 year ago

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but i mean if kr can do it, then i-

#this is vee speaking #i quite literally got home yesterday and sat my ass down to draw him LMAO #my feed was a bit of a mixed bag of reactions tho lol #like i had a few people on my feed saying they might have to start coming to terms with a direction hypmic is taking they don't rly like #and it's a sentiment i have seen growing since the bp albums i think and maybe even earlier when the leaders rather quickly made up #one fan i saw was wishing to go back to the vibe of the 2nd drb and 8th live hype and they're a fan who likes to analyse kuukou #so they're wanting content to overthink and instead are getting gooner material and i may be big on both but i get it lol #hypmic probably needs to lock back in lol it's been too long since EVERYONE had food for thought and not just like bb rei and fp stans lol #maybe the thirst trap is kr tryna signal everyone to come back since they're announcing daddy canon is back--#hm??? kuukou has nip and belly button piercings in my art???#well whaddya know he sure does wow!!!! that's pretty based imo LOL #vee is arting

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astro-b-o-y-d · 1 year ago

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How pissed do you think Shermie was when he found out about what really happened with Stan and Ford???

#Hayley Speaks #It might not hit as hard if you headcanon him as the baby in the flashback #But if you don't and you headcanon him as older than them it's like #Okay so he comes home to find out one of his younger brothers got kicked out #And the other moved all the way to the other side of the country #And then the news about Stan being dead comes up #So I fully imagine that while Stan never outright told him about what happened; he knows damn well that he's not Ford #Even after all the time they spent apart; that is so CLEARLY Stanley Pines who is suddenly going by Stanford #Maybe Stan hides his hands around Shermie to continue the con but Shermie knows #Which means something probably happened to Ford and Stan doesn't want anyone to know #So he keeps the secret and doesn't let on that he knows #He could always confront Stan about it but also like #The last time he really saw Stan was long before he got kicked out of the house #He does NOT want to scare off what is potentially the only brother he has left #He's always felt like the third wheel when it came to them; both because of the twin thing and the 'being the oldest' thing #Combined with the whole 'Pines men don't talk about their feelings' thing; he thinks it's best to just let Stan keep pretending to be Ford #And silently mourn the loss of the brother that the rest of the family doesn't realize is even gone #But THEN the grandkids are like 'Yeah Grunkle Stan's twin brother is back now!' and he's PISSED OFF #He kept Stan's secret for THIRTY YEARS and the bastard didn't even have the gall to let him know that Ford was back face to face #Neither of the bastards had the gall to do it?!#They just took off on a fishing boat together in search of adventure??#He's so mad at them but also...that is so painfully in character for them. At least from the memories he has of them as young kids.#But also.......he's their brother #They couldn't have told him ANYTHING???

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vampyrluver · 1 month ago

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I love concerts soooo much

#been to 2 in the last week #have another one on sunday #then another one may 1st #then another may 11th #then another may 31st #then one on june 24th #and then july 16th #i WAS gonna go to one april 12th as well #but i thought 2 concerts back 2 back would be too much #the one on april 4th was too much for me #todays concert was much less physically taxing #had such a nice time #im very happy #i love live music so much #concerts especially at small venues r like home 2 me #big venue concerts r fun but i 100% prefer a small intimate concert #only since getting into kpop have i been to big venues w seats tbh #i will admit the seats r nice #but i def prefer small ones #omg u forgot i also have beyonce on may 24th #actually thats exciting bc ive never seen beyonce #i dont stan her but my friend is a beehive so she got tickets nd invited me to come w #so i bought her xdinary heros and ateez tickets to pay her back for the beyonce tickets

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thewingedwolf · 2 months ago

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the challenge fandom is being misogynistic with an anti latino bent towards america and the bb fandom is being 1940s puritanical about the entire concept of cheating on your signifcant other it must be a day that ends in y.

#the challenge #bb25 #i need america lopez to come back home so everyone stops talking shit #i need cory to let her have a few smirnoffs and then set her loose on twitter #and if she did cheat on him i will remain an america stan sorry but i think unstanning for that is sign you are too repressed #you need to be less protestant about it and go do some fucking and sucking

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thelovelybitten · 1 year ago

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NO BECAUSE WHO THE FUCK WAS GOING TO TELL ME THAT SHUGO CHARA IS COMING BACK THIS SUMMER ?!?!?!?? AND THEY’RE TO BE AGED UP ???? OH MY GOD IM HEAVING AND WHEEZING HELP —

SHUGO CHARA STANS WAKE UP ITS TIME

#otp: good eggs #shugo chara #tadamu #shugo chara encore!#shugo chara 2024 #I CANNOT BELIEVE I AM WRITING 2024 beside SHUGO CHARA are YOU KIDDING MEEEE ?!?!#no bc I am thriving IT WAS GOING TO COME NO MATTER WHAT BUT I AM SO LATE TO THIS #please peach-pit I’m begging I NEED TADAMU FOR MY OVERALL HEALTH IM DYING W/O THEM #who TF CARES if it’s in a manga I’m TAKING MY GOD DAMN KIDS AND BRINGING THEM HOME #TADASE AMU RIMA NAGIHIKO / NADESHIKO YAYA KUKAI UTAU COME HOME PLS #ALSO KAIRI MISS U BBY #god my inner child is HEALING #the way I’m getting tadamu back is UNREAL TO ME RAAAAGGHHHSJSJSJSJKS #oh prepare for the most fire edit YALL have ever seen holy fuck #TADAMU STANS RISE

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biillys · 4 months ago

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band au where billy, eddie, and tommy are in a punk/metal/heavy rock band and are successful etc whatever anyway. Anyway.

the idea of them being interviewed and the interviewer asking tommy about his sexuality becos both billy and eddie are publicly bi

billy and eddie being like. hold the fuck up. u can't just ask someone that. but tommy, king of openness and honesty and also just a naive bitch, being like. i've been with my girl since seventh grade and i know she's it for me but like. guys are cool. can't confirm personally but guys are definitely cool. and being an awkward mess about it

the guys groaning and dropping their heads to their hands and jesus christ. shut the fuck up, man and the interviewer being like. so, bi?

tommy blushing like. aha ha ! when you put it like that !

them returning to the tour bus after and eddie being like. first of all that interviewer was a cunt for asking u that. second of all. [twirls hair] u can't confirm?

and billy cutting in like. we can help you confirm. we can 100% help you confirm. i already messaged carol and she's cool with it. said as long as we promised to return u in one piece, we can do whatever you want.

ANYWAY the idea of the guys having a threesome simply becos tommy's like. Well It'd Be Nice To Know For Sure. and billy and eddie giving him a night he'll never forget that bleeds into a morning he'll always remember

then the idea of someone bringing up that interview or asking tommy if he's Figured It Out Yet? and billy being like that's none of your fuckin' business only for tommy to jump in and be like oh i figured it out alright. i'm bi as FUCK.

and then all the fans and stans etc losing their minds on social media like what is THAT supposed to mean and why did billy and eddie fuck him so good that he said it like That

#the idea of corroded coffin falling apart when half of its members decide to go to college #cos being in a band was just a hobby. not an actual Future.#and eddies like. Cut. cos it WAS his future #and billy wanting to split and go back home except life is expensive moving is expensive being independent from neil is expensive #and suddenly him and eddie are getting high every night like. we graduated. we're adults. what the fuck now. where can we go from here.#and suddenly they're jamming and writing songs cos they got some shitty full time jobs that drain the life out of them #and music is now their only will to live #one night being crossfaded enough to be like. hey. Hey. what if WE made a band. together.#and then u have tommy #who joins them in their little getting blazed sessions like every other night #cos he's at community college and hating it #just tryin to chill and relax #and billy and eddie are like. we need a drummer. who can be our drummer. and they both turn to him.#and tommy's like. bro i dont even know what a drum is.#and billy's like oh he's perfect. that's literally so punk rock.#and eddie's like. i refuse to be in one of those indie bands where they cant even play the instruments theyre on okay he's going to learn #so help me god he'll learn #and tommy's like. fuck it lets go. fuck college. wait lemme check with carol first 👉🏻👈🏻#and then like. they do it and they have fun and theyre losers and billys a dickhead and eddies passionate and tommys the Heart #ohhhh carol and chrissy being the band girlfriends/wives etc they literally run that shit #and max constantly being like. oh ur touring europe? cool i need a vacation actually. i'm come.#billy: i didn't invite you #max: ask me if i care #fans HATE carol except for the real ones. everyone loves chrissy tho except the cringe stans who think eddie knows their names #m #billy x eddie x tommy #text

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chxxrybxxmb · 2 years ago

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My husband is so… he’s so…

#gojo stan #gojo is my love #gojo is my life #gojo is my husband #gojo is my only reason for living #GOJO PLEASE COME BACK HOME #DADDY IS HOME #jjk gojo #gojo saturo #jjk Satoru #jujutsu kaisen

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yibo-wang · 2 years ago

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Da Peng: ShuoShuo it's okay to not be okay (three hug emoji) 🥹

(it's the same line shuoshuo's mom used for him in the movie)

Jr. Taco also wished Yibo good health and posted a picture of the two of them from go-cart.

#yibo's back home in beijing im so glad #in all my years of stanning him this is the first time he has taken off for health reasons and im so glad he did #health always comes first. im glad he's now focussing on his health too and honestly it's really okay to not be okay sometimes #wang yibo

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koreandragon · 1 year ago

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just thinking about the insane fomo my kpop obsession gave me like this shit is specifically designed to make you feel like shit if you don't keep up with every little thing your idols do omfg

#me looking back at my years wasted on this crap is like... wow #welcome to pine's retrospective on her kpop stan life #i would literally go insane if we went somewhere where i couldn't check my phone for updates #or i knew something would come out when i wasn't at home i would start breaking out in hives #it's mental illness is what it was

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one-and-a-half-threat · 7 months ago

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PURE EGO, PUTTY IN BILL’S HANDS 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

alex hirsch showed off the pitch bible for tbob in this talk and this part is making me go crazy

1. mabel's brain being so chaotic bill considered suicide

2. soos and waddles being considered pines as they should be

3. "the mind bill knows best. pure ego. putty in bill's hands."

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