#stalker ish

[pr0-dollie]

ok gimme a run down of your love (jeffery)!!!! i have No Idea who he is!!!/gen

Hii !! And oki and thank you very much for sending me this, I have an excuse to yap about him ((o(^∇^)o))

Though I genuinely apologize if you find this weird or creepy /gen

Also I'm truly sorry for the late reply!!

And I'm obsessed with him /srs

˗ˏˋʚ JeffreyDeanMorgan info ɞˎˊ˗

He is an American Actor(who has Italian, Scottish and french ancestry), who is most known for playing 'Negan Smith'(whom I love very much) from 'the walking dead', who is the first introduction I have had with him, then my 2nd introduction of him is in 'Supernatural' as 'John Winchester' which he is also mostly known for !!

But he also plays in 'the boys' as 'Joe Kessler' and more shows and movies !!

His latest movie he has been in Bloody Axe Wound as Butch Slater which he made the movie and planned it, he was the producer !!(which I am planning on watching)

And hes gonna be in a movie Nowhere Men as Ed Deerman but it's post production

He was born April 22nd 1966 and was born on a Friday and hes a taurus to sandy Washington and Richard Dean Morgan

(he's 58 but about to be 59/ he's old but idc(/lh) and I hope that doesn't deter people away from me or him!!)

He's married to hilarie burton(I hate her) and he got married october 5th 2019 and had two kids Augustus(gus) and George(I will not bring kids into my hatred or parasocialness because their kids)

He married Anya Longwell in 1992 and got divorced in 2003

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More random facts about him:

He's dyslexic

He's 6'2

He lives on a 100 acre farm in the Hudson valley in the town of Rhinebeck in dutchess county, New yorkh

He has a donkey name jack who he loves dearly

He wanted to be a basketball player but then that didn't work out(partly because he got stabbed)

He has a shared candy shop too

He started to act in 1991 his first character he has played wad Sharkie in the movie uncaged

Our age gap: 42 yrs, 8 m, & 17 d (which is big but oh well)

I have more, I have a whole note apps with paragraphs and I memorized a lot of him and have 324 things of him in my gallery who is dedicated to him, 289 images and 35 videos and technically more because not all of it is in the dedicated gallery album to him but yeah !! I also have a whole pinterest board dedicated to him !!

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˗ˏˋʚ My fav photos of him/His characters ɞˎˊ˗

I have more but tumblrs pic limit is stopping me I swear /srs

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[rubylioness]

“I…will…drive past your house” and just the song as a whole…wtf Debbie? 😭

[partiallysame]

Socially anxious Konig didn’t mean to start stalking you. Or breaking into your apartment. He really didn’t, but that being said, he is usually much better at it. But somehow you know. Like immediately. And he’s panicking.

He was a creature of habit and it’s really not his fault that you were too. He noticed you walk past him and fell in love the first time and then again the same time next week. And then again the next week. It must’ve been the universe that willed his feet to follow you. Not a conscious choice to hide behind the corner so you wouldn’t see him ofc. Following you around was fun and all but he wanted to know you. Really know you. More than just the stores you went to. Or the restaurants you frequented. So he broke into your apartment while you were at work. A natural progression and not at all weird he told himself.

The large man found himself in heaven when he first stepped into your apartment and smelled you all around him. The first time he walked in and then left. Too overwhelmed to go in more than a few steps. But he worked his way up to entering your space a couple times a week. Going in further each time until he started touching things. Curiosity controlled his movements. He opened the cupboards, large frame reaching for the top of the door instead of the handle to pull it open and admire the dish-ware you had, wiping dust from the top of the cabinet onto his pants. Fully fascinated by the amount of makeup products you had. Even found himself sticking his finger lightly in some shimmer just to freak out when somehow he was completely covered in glitter. Picking up a brush or two to see how they felt. A few weeks into it he started feeling bad about his intrusions when his mind started to wander to his dirty fantasies about you. Sifting through your underwear drawer and pulling a pair from the back to tuck into his pocket. You won’t miss this one, it was hiding in the back. He noticed you only ever wear and wash the ones in the front. It had been weeks and he knew everything he could about you but he needed more. He needed to see you. So again, a natural progression and not weird at all, he planted a camera. He placed the small camera into a space in your bathroom, mixed in with all your makeup. He wanted to see you get ready (the fact that it was near the shower and you’d be naked was just an added bonus). Konig was practically giddy when he got home and turned the camera on. Hoping to see you soon but he didn’t know your schedule once you were home (yet). But his blood ran cold when he opened his computer and checked the camera to see you staring directly at it. Face unreadable, just staring for 5. 10. 20 seconds until your hand slowly reached towards the camera. Fuck fuck fuck. Everything’s ruined. He’s lost you for sure. But your hand passes the camera and grabs something from behind it before you started your bedtime routine. Konig let out the biggest breath of his life.

Returning from work, the moment you stepped into your apartment, the air was different. The faintest smell of something hung in the air. Hmm? You took out the trash and the smell seemed to disappear. Ok not a big deal. But then a few days later the smell was back. Not the trash this time. You couldn’t find exactly where it was coming from. Then you saw a tik tok about how no one ever dusts the top of their cabinets so that was on your agenda. Step stool and duster at the ready, your motion stopped to see large fingerprints in the (embarrassing amount of) dust that was there. Now the wheels in your head were turning. Time to finally break out that one dress that needs that one specific pair of underwear from the back of your drawer. Where the fuck did they go? Going to do your makeup the next day you reached for a brush but got confused when the face brush with sitting with the eye brushes. No you just organized it. You wouldn’t put it there. Ok fine whatever. Open up a brand new eyeshadow pallet to see a smudge and glitter all over the pallet. Ok that’s it. Spending days thinking about all the weird coincidences. Now you are getting ready for bed and there is a small black thing behind a jar you keep in the counter. You know exactly what it is. Don’t make it obvious that you know. The thought in the back of your head that someone had been in your apartment was now a fucking fact. Absolutely wracking your brain trying to figure out who. How. When. Why. Until you are out and about doing your daily things and fuck you think you left your phone in the bathroom at the coffee shop. An abrupt turn from you to quickly head back for your missing device made Konig stop in his tracks. You stopped so hard and fast he almost bulldozed right into you. You walked past him and then stopped again. A smell. Why is it so familiar? Konig can hear is heart fucking beating out of his chest. Too nervous to move from his spot. As he is staring at your back it’s like he can see the wheels turning in your head. Connecting the dots. Oh he was fucked for sure. Lucky for him the stress about losing your phone outweighed the need to confront the handsome giant standing behind you. It’s not like you won’t see him again if you let him go now.

[cringefail-clown]

the difference between karkat and kankri when it comes to their shared aspect of blood is that karkat, as a knight, will protect and cultivate the bonds between his friends and will form connections with others easily due to his empathetic nature, even if said others are fucked up people in the eyes of others (see: his whole deal with spades slick, the way he formed moriallegience with rampaging gamzee), people naturally come into his orbit, meanwhile kankri being a seer doesnt want to create a connection between himself and others, but he wants to understand and study how those bonds work between people, basically looking outside in on the relationships and forming a list of do's and dont's when it comes to cultivating that connection

in other words, karkats that one motherfucker at the party whos somehow friends with everyone here, no matter their background, and everyone fucking loves that foul-mouthed guy, meanwhile kankri is standing in the corner like a creep and nobody knows exactly what his deal is but he knows what everyones deal is and somehow has knowledge of all of partygoers dirty laundry, even if theyve never seen him in their fucking life

[hoofpeet]

Heehee...

[legendaryrooftopscene]

HE’S HUFFING THE SWEAT TOWEL. THIS IS WHAT MY FREAK DREAMS ARE MADE OF.

[paintedonmyteeth]

JASON VOORHEES 🪓🌲🩸

IS JASON VOORHEES, IT’S HE, LOOK AT HE— yeah so Jason Voorhees decided to take up the half of my brain for some days now so I thought why not post some head canons of the tall man??? Who tf doesn’t love this guy?????? Yet another slasher to add on my masterlist, more to come of this man some time soon. >:))

Given to his experiences during childhood while staying at Crystal Lake, it’s still remains clear that Jason absolutely hates these camp counsellors, irresponsible brats just doing whatever the hell they want and not even bothering to do their actual jobs around the campground.

His opinions on them were never swayed and stayed the same, until he met you.

You IMMENSELY changed his outlook on how he regularly saw the other camp counsellors in Crystal Lake, you actually did your job rather than fool around, helped out the kids and were pretty much the only responsible one from the bunch. And you were too fucking sweet for him to handle.

Long story short he pretty much grew an unhealthy obsession towards you. <33

He kept his distance however, because he didn’t want to scare you, assuming you’d pose the same reactions as everybody else does whenever they encounter him.

Of course he’ll help get rid of whatever scum are being nasty and fucking rude to you, you’re his and his alone after all.

Jason has the big no-no on sex but does the occasional dirty thought drift about? Yes.

Man hopelessly fantasizes he could hold you in his arms, but maybe someday then it’ll come true. Right now he’ll just stick to the background and watch you from afar. No matter how painful it is :’)

Someday, god knows when, you’ll finally meet him and Jason will no longer have to deal with hiding around you. And he’s hoping you’d grow to love him too.

⋆♱✮♱⋆🔪 🩸

[kisses4kuna]

i have so much inspo for jjk fics rn BUT ITS ALL SO RANDOM, NO ONE WANTS TS 💀🙏🙏🙏

not to mention the lack of smut in these prompts and yall dont like shit if there's no smut BUT I CAN'T WRITE THAT I'm SORRYYY

[zappedbyzabka]

Cobras seeing Lucille and Daniel through a window after walking out of Cobra Kai

[nonsensechemicals]

okay so i’m gonna main tag this because i am a little sick 🤏of repeatedly getting these kinds people, both on and off of tumblr, telling me that i’m doing something wrong by “stalking/being this obsessed with a real person”… which are things i am very much not doing.

for the final time (probably not): when i post about Cookie9, i am not talking about a real person. i’m talking about a character in The Stanley Parable Ultra Deluxe like the rest of you.

tbh i can see where people come from when they assume i’m “talking about a real person”. when i speak of Cookie9, most people think of the steam review. very reasonable, as it’s the one that lead to a very significant ending of the game. when people think of that steam review, they think “Hmm. A real person said that,” and they’d be correct. as seen in the screenshot below, Cookie9’s review is written by a real person.

the author of buglivia’s review was also known to make a video and a few posts on twitter, and while the person who wrote nudelschaf’s review hasn’t said anything, we can infer that the rest of the reviews are written by real people as well.

but, as you can also see… the names are fake. so are the dates and playtimes.

the thing is, in my case, i personally perceive these fictional names as characters. which is, i think, the issue the Ask at the top of the post is presenting, that i’m “treating a real person as [my] OC”. i do not think i am doing this, and i think Cookie9 themself can actually prove this better than i can explain.

their Epilogue review. the one on the left was posted on Reddit, and is an early version of the Cookie9’s Blog seen on the right. (it’s real, the text on it appears in the I2Languages.asset file when you extract the game.)

these were written by the devs and are not real reviews, as “The Stanley Parable 2” that Cookie9 talks about is not a real game that anyone can play. in these reviews, Cookie9 is a character. i know this doesn’t change that the Steam review was written by a real person but like, it has to be something, right?

actually, though. i still don’t even think it would matter if the Epilogue review didn’t exist. i think it’s fine to make characters and interpretations of all the reviewers as long as you respect the people behind them.

oh, and, last thing, about that “i don’t think the way you draw them is okay in the slightest” thing in the Ask. i don’t want to misread you but i can’t know what’s so “offensive” about my Cookie9 design if you don’t tell me. i was assuming for a second that it was similar to other asks where they danced around the fact that they found my Cookie9 unattractive (and i don’t even care about whether my designs are ‘attractive’ or not, i just want them to feel nice to me personally.) but if you’re still around i’d like to know specifically what you meant if that wasn’t the same thing.

alright. anyway. that’s all.

TLDR: Cookie9 from The Stanley Parable Ultra Deluxe is not a real person, none of my Cookie9 posts are directed towards the original author of the Cookie9 Steam review, also whuh what do you mean offensive. like i’m genuinely asking. thanksbye.

[theseus8349]

I need more dutch iwtv moots (who listen to dutch music) so ppl understand how my brain works when I say Niet Trouwen by Fred Goverde is so devils minion coded

[lynx-224]

thinking abt the fact that before i moved i used to live close ish to santa monica and if i still lived there and today wasn’t a school day i could’ve met the pjo cast when i literally predicted that they would have a surprise appearance

[daddy-long-legssss]

sometimes i forget the things i’d say on tumblr i cannot say on instagram cause they won’t be appreciated or understood 😭

i have a fan account on ig for arctic monkeys and tlsp and someone posted this photo with the caption saying ‘what are they talking about? (wrong answers only)’ and i said ‘well they are obviously flirting’.

and they responded and said ‘not someone else shipping and homosexualizing the same person’

IT LOOKS LIKE THEY ARE FLIRTING TO ME?!

[godmademewithoutarms]

So we're just slowly getting a phouse reveal throughout the videos then?

[deathbysports]

ngl gossip blogs are probably the worst thing about hockeyblr

[thedreadblog]

ALSO, Trick, if you see this, is2g I’m not a stalker, I just think many of your posts are funny or informative so I share them here for folks not on BlueSky and I hope that’s okay. It’s only related to DA I swear.

Um. Yeah. So. Not a stalker.

Is that what a stalker would say?

Just a fan of your work. Thank you 🙏