#stage parents

[darkrose517]

If This Gets Out - Chapter 9

Fuck Ruben's mother. What the fuck is that woman's problem? Treating your child like that is disgusting.

[well-hello-hi]

Ive always felt like my parents kept using the healthcare industry to abuse me. Always getting diagnoses on my chart that i later had disproven. I have sooo many misdiagnoses. What the fuck. Sooo many reversed dignoses.

And then they were def the big driving force behind me dancing as a child and guilt shamed me when i quit. They were the big driving force behind me modeling. I liked modeling, but they were so obsessive and had so much control over me.

I just think they had a plan all along to get my diagnosed with shit as a way to take away my power of attorny over myself and then they would have power of attorney over me and then theyd legally be able to take all my assets. Maybe they wanted to put me in a britney spears type of conservatatorship..? I dont even know? It was all very fucking weird.

I think thats the reason why i NOW choose such shitty jobs. They cant take my assets if i dont have any. I hate being over 30 and still living with them. I hate that i still have no fucking control over who i hang out with, they bully me and emotionally abuse me if i tell them i saw so and so from highschool and had fun with them at the bar. They hate sooo many people and for no real reason.

Why do they police and control every job i do? Why do they police and control every human being i can and cannot be friends with? Im 30+ ans they still police and control my outfits. Its fucking creepy. Ive always thought there was something worse going on.

And they hate me and make my life miserable bcus im non compliant. I just dont get it. They hate me bcus i broke free. They sabotage my every career endeaver. They threatened to kill my cat if i joined the army.

Theyre obsession with me has been the elephant in the room my whole life. I want to start talking abt my weird creepy parents in the hopes that we can solve this. I just wana know if there is something worse going on bts that i still dont know abt..?

[lazylittledragon]

please continue with dadstarion if you want to. we lov him

don’t worry i don’t need to be asked

[doyoueverjustwomen]

this is just. his thing right

[elesketchii]

buurp self indulgent art time! shoving the big tough man adopts reckless teenage girl trope in your face rn

[katrasining]

TSUN TSUN MAMA'S BOY TILL 💚💚💚

[shrimpyjackal]

Oh yes i`m going back on track with Pericember!

[10th day] ⬅ [You are here] ➡[19th day]

versoin w/o text↓

[lucishell]

i realised i have free will

[pansy-picnics]

something that always catches me off guard when i read post canon varigo fics is how little they’ll mention nuru and yong if at all. Like i don’t even expect them to be present in the story but i think people just don’t realize how much hugo and varian would actually talk about them

When you’re traveling with teenagers even just a few years younger than you for as long as they were those are just your kids now. Like by default. Nuru and yong come up in casual conversation between varigo genuinely every day. i think sometimes they’re the only thing they talk about.

Literally them. To me

[shakingparadigm]

I think about the fact that Guardian Shine cared for Mizi like a daughter and I feel incredibly conflicted. Mizi was sent off with all her favorite things because she was very attached to the life she had before the Anakt Garden, meaning she lived a very happy and loving life with her parent. The way Guardian Shine rests against the glass, the gentle smile, you can tell that the love between them was mutual. Giving gifts, making dresses... they seemed so sweet, so caring. Shine seems to be the only segyein worthy of the title "Alien Parent", the artbook going so far as to describe this scene as "a mother seeing her daughter".

If Guardian Shine loved Mizi this much, why would she allow Mizi to participate in such a brutal death game? Did she ever regret it? Is Mizi resentful of aliens now? Would she hold a grudge against her own "mother"?

[livhowlett]

Live action Hercules people, LISTEN!

Pain and Panic....

Played by

Micheal: Angry, Grumpy, Crazy. Pain

David: High Pitched, Fast Talking, Fidgeting. Panic

Probably be the only reason to see the film at that point.

[crustyfloor]

This is IvanTill, in their beta costumes, MID DANCE? ???

[racke7]

De-aged and injured Danny

Danny is found out by his parents. They don't take it well.

Clockwork is very upset about this, because he'd gambled on almost-certain odds of them being chill about it. So now he has to run damage-control before this very unlikely time-line goes even further off the deep end.

Unfortunately, Danny needs to be in the living world, not the Infinite Realms. Which means that Clockwork needs to put Danny somewhere safe. Somewhere where nobody will find him.

And double-unfortunately, the only place that remotely fits this bill is to contact Lady Gotham.

City-spirits aren't... super-reliable. They're Neverborns who very very rarely consider "humanoid shapes" worth figuring out. So they just kind of... exist. An ectoplasmic presence that's undeniable, but also extremely difficult to have a conversation with.

Thankfully, Lady Gotham is (for all of her... quirks) generally very hero-aligned. Which is why she's the best one to ask for sanctuary for Danny.

Danny who Clockwork de-aged as a way to "limit his injuries" of being vivisected.

Lady Gotham agrees, but she only has one "safe place" to put him. And her Knight is a little bit too paranoid for her to just dump an injured child in his lair, without causing more trouble than it's worth.

But it's hardly a difficult thing, to arrange a few things, and place Danny in a spot where his injuries will cause her Knight to hurry to his aid.

Such as... in a room filled with medical equipment, right next door to where Joker has just lost a fight with Batman.

Things escalate somewhat when Batman finds him and makes some assumptions about what Joker has been up to. Tempers run a bit high, someone loses a few extra teeth, someone else has to physically drag Bruce off Joker's body before he beats him to death, and the Joker considers the whole thing a grand old laugh (he has no idea what's going on, but it sure pissed off Batty, and that's always a treat).

Of course, the Batfam has to actually investigate the scene, evacuate Danny, give Danny medical aid, and then also ask Danny about what happened.

Danny wakes up and is very confused about a lot of things.

He's no longer being vivisected. Great. Love that part.

He's somewhere he doesn't recognize (the Batcave). Could be good, could be bad. At least the bed is pretty nice?

He's very small. This feels like a personal attack. He might not have gotten a good growth-spurt yet, but taking away what he had is cruel and unusual.

And there's a weirdo in an... armored bat-costume? Who isn't setting off his ghost-sense? What the hell kind of "normal" person wears something like that?

Still, Danny does answer the questions that Batman asks him, because... well, there's a green post-it-note in his pocket that says he shouldn't lie.

So Danny tells Batman about his parents cutting him up "for science". And Batman hears that the Joker somehow managed to hire two mad scientists who (upon the tiniest bit of suggestion from the Joker, who'd definitely seen the similarities between Danny and Jason and thought it would be a "funny prank") had leapt at the opportunity to vivisect their own son.

This is definitely worrying, because from the phrasing, they'd been "wanting to do it for a long time". And considering Danny's slow heartbeat and low body-temperature? They'd been wanting to do it because he was a meta.

So, somewhere out there (the Bats had found no trace of the two) were two deranged lunatics who wanted to cut open metas to "see how they worked".

Batman does the very reasonable thing and actually contacts the rest of the Justice League with their descriptions, just in case they'd managed to leave Gotham before the Bats had tracked them down.

[varpusvaras]

Helicopter Parent Cody AU where Cody finds out that Fox is dating. He finds this out by finding a hickey on Fox.

He is fine with it, really, especially when Fox bats his eyes and tells him that he's a good man and she's a good woman, Kote, they are so nice and they give me so many nice things and they let me take naps and they give me kisses and they tell me how lovely I am and it's so so great

Bail gets a visitor later that day, when Cody comes to his office, puts his hands on Bail's desk and says "do you want to form an alliance with me?"

[yuwuta]

it’s always “if you and toji/you and satoru broke up, megumi would do what he can to get you guys back together,” and never considering the opposite, much more hilarious version which is, if you and megumi break up, both toji and satoru do everything they can to first publicly shame him, and then get you two back together or ask you to marry him

[infinizero]

Ok so

There is this trope about ghosts not reaching maturity until they've been ghosts for several centuries

There is ALSO the trope that ghosts fight as a sort of way to communicate

With the power of these two tropes combined-- I give you this strange headcanon:

Ghosts become mature adult ghosts after 500 years.

Danny and his usual troublemakers are all in the same "daycare".

He's just the youngest + most unique ghost so they like playing around with him the most. In other words, it's the ghost version of older siblings ordering their younger siblings around

As far as ghosts go,

There are blobs, ghost animals, shades (those are ghosts as we know it) and ghosts (aka Infinite Realms Beings) etc etc

The blobs and etc are, well, blobs and etc

But ghosts need a while to fully grow up and be considered adult

And so, if these ghosts are children, they need guardians or caretakers at the daycare right?

Correct

Baby ghosts are under the care of the nearest authority (Ancient or Leader or etc etc)

Except baby ghosts usually stay near where they were born and Danny and Co just so happen to be near Pariah Dark

Pariah Dark is asleep

But Fright Knight is there!

Except Fright Knight is also sealed

And it's one thing to wake up the ultra powerful megalomaniac tyrant kinda parent figure but not really you're supposed to have and another to drag your oldest adult sibling out of their room to touch grass

In other words, the surrounding authorities just went eh the babies can contact fright Knight if anything happens

But then Danny defeats Pariah and inherits his authority

So he technically becomes the caretaker of baby ghosts in the area while being the youngest baby ghost himself

Hence the other ancients visiting and *playing* with him to see if it's ok to leave the babies with this other baby

And since they're ghosts who don't have human guidelines or morals, decide that since he's that strong it should be fine to leave it alone

Besides he has Fright Knight! Good 'ol Frighty will definitely help out this new baby kid ghost with doing everything!

Meanwhile, Fright Knight waiting for Danny to come claim the crown and ring: ...

Cue Danny's rogues coming up to him to show him shit they accomplished

Youngblood : Phantom look at this cool baking soda volcano that spews out real lava!!

Danny: It does WHAT

Youngblood: Look!

Danny: NO

Ember: Hey Babybop wanna listen to the new song I wrote? It compels humans to start cults based on my name!

Danny: Ember, no

Ember: I think you mean Ember YES

Skulker: Ghost boy I have skinned an alien and brought you a pelt turned into a coat

Danny: ...you did WHAt

Skulker: It is nearing winter time and one must always be ready for winter time

Danny, having an existential meltdown after seeing his parents and Vlad get it on together: Desiree what the actual fuck??? Did you do????

Desiree: I merely fulfilled a wish

Johnny: Hey Phantom look we got matching tattoos to celebrate our anniversary!

Kitty: Wait what did you just say?

Johnny: uh, we got tattoos for our anniversary?

Kitty: ...our anniversary is in TWO MONTHS. THAT was for my DEATHDAY.

Johnny: ...oh shit

Danny, about to soup them both: Man, get good

Lunch Lady: Phantom have you eaten your proteins today?!

Danny: uh... Yeah?

Lunch Lady, already throwing meat at him: EAT MORE

Danny:

Box ghost: WITNESS! THE GREAT BOX MECHA!

Danny: oh come on seriously

And on the other hand,

Walker, dumping ten piles of paper in Danny's room: Phantom, here are the latest forms that need revisions

Spectra: What do you MEAN you're not allowing me to open a beauty salon in order to dig into other girls' insecurities and maintain my own beauty?! That's why it's called a beauty salon!!

Cujo and Wulf who are both the best boys and favorites, with smug faces:

Fright Knight still waiting for Danny to accept the ring and crown:

Plasmius: What the heck is this weird feeling my ghost side keeps making me feel??

Plasmius: is it... Is there perhaps a ghostly way I can adopt the little badger??