#stabbing myself with the knife
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lotus-pear · 6 months ago
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11/20
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morganbritton132 · 8 months ago
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One of the perks of living in Gotham is that occasionally you’ll walk past a Wayne having the most batshit insane conversation anybody has ever had.
Walk past Dick Grayson on the street and hear him say into his phone, “I don’t think he’s anti-vax, but Superman is definitely not vaccinated.”
Stand outside of the downtown WE building and see Tim Drake walk out with his tall friend only to pause and say, “Hold on, I just got the mental image of Lex Luthor pregnant. Thanks for that.”
A lucky few who ride the same subway line as the newest Wayne edition, overheard Duke tell Stephanie that living in Wayne Manor is, “Alright, but when I moved in Jason and Damian gave me a knife and said I had to kill Tim. Said it was tradition.”
“It kinda is. Did you do it?”
“No!” Duke says, to the relief of the overhearers. “Get this…he stabbed himself.”
“…yeah, I should’ve guessed that.”
The downside to living in Gotham is literally everything else.
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soliadiaz · 3 months ago
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WHO AM I SUPPOSED TO TALK TO
WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO
when
there's
no
you
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montage of eddie and buck in hospitals after their nde(s) and christopher visiting them with "soon you'll get better" by taylor swift
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flossthecryptid · 6 months ago
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I don’t know why, but Grian having mimic powers makes so much sense to me. It just feels so mischievous, “oh hello. hmm… you can fly?? WELL NOW SO CAN I” and then he falls to his death, ambitious as Icarus (I can’t escape mythology parallels). It’s very Loki of him. Like, “HAHA now I have your power. Except I die to it. Everytime.”.
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onlytibki · 7 months ago
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so the crew know who Shanks is because Luffy likes talking about his hat and his promise.
but the crew *didn't* know who Ace or Sabo were because Luffy doesn't talk about the past.
So. Extrapolating.
Do Ace and Sabo know that Luffy's facial scar is self-inflicted?
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jesterday00 · 4 months ago
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Holds out my hands. Your idea?
Azran Legacy spoilers just in case for those who don’t know
I’m imagining an animatic based on that lyric (I think?) I reblogged from you where it’s Aurora watching Luke as the light turns off and the life leaves his eyes. Because I hate joy and want to suffer, apparently :,)
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leyyvi · 7 months ago
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the only thing about school keeping me from ending it all is my daddy issues professor calling me smart today that’s it i think
Oh that would absolutely ruin me
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simplydnp · 1 year ago
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i know we're all busy being boiled rn but i really did miss this energy. there's nothing like being plugged into the connected hivemind
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meateater-rabbit · 5 months ago
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guess who slipped in the driveway and skinned the FUCK out of his knee
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david-watts · 5 months ago
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going to stab myself with the really big knife in the kitchen
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animelover20 · 1 year ago
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I would like to take a moment to share how cool my mother is in the examples below.
(except it's my fucking Christmas presents)
Number 1.
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Those shiny things you attach balloons to. (I asked for this one and mother was not amused)
Number 2.
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Scented candles. While I did ask for these I think she got the wrong smells(I asked for lavender so I could sleep better but still appreciated❤️)
Number 3.
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Googly eyes so I can stick them everywhere and fuck with people(asked for this aswell)
Number 4.
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I asked for art supplies.. mother did not disappoint.
Number 5. And this one may shock you but...
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IT'S A MOTHER FUCKING KNIFE! I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS BUT OH LORD AM I HAPPY. (I get to shank a cunt yay)
So yay currently Christmas has gone well.😁
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sluttish-armchair · 1 year ago
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I just drew the most tragic thing I’ve ever drawn in my life
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grossillygirl · 1 year ago
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NO ONE GAVE ME ADVICE. I AM INCAPABLE OF BEING MY OWN PERSON. IM JUST GONNA DO IT
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resuri-art · 11 months ago
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I saw a cool looking medieval knife in a shop. I don't have the money for it but I really want it now
(The one on the bottom)
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crepuscularqueens · 1 year ago
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anyway, john silver is a liar but there's an easy to see truth about himself in every lie he tells (which is part of why he's so effective at lying and why people trust him more easily) he also changes shape easily around his lies and truths which protects him to an extent
james flint is a liar who has thoroughly distanced the core truths of himself from the heart of his lies in order to protect himself, but it's still there if someone were patient enough to dig for it
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