#stab them in the eyes

[coronae-v]

hewwo..... i know i havent posted art in months but . i really love her with all of my heart and i wanted to share it :) so fuck it scp 166 time again

[chazchaschad]

”I consider Geordi to be my closest friend”

[bad-system]

they were so fucking crazy for this

[tending-the-hearth]

thinking about how canonically the pevensie siblings are 13, 12, 10, and 8 in "the lion, the witch, and the wardrobe"

thinking about how lucy needed a stool to be able to get up onto her throne, how peter's sword is a little too large for him, how susan's bow is a little too difficult for her to pull back, how edmund's shield nearly covers his entire body.

thinking about the pevensie siblings and their first few months in narnia, getting to know their new people, and half the narnians sitting there horrified because WHAT have these literal babies been through to give them such traumatized, old eyes, and the other half of the narnians are preparing to adopt them, no it doesn't matter that they're the rules, they're children who are being put in charge of too many things, and if peter looks at the old man council long enough he's going to cry, so someone needs to give him paternal support while aslan is off doing Lion Jesus Stuff™️ and whoops oreius is being nice and encouraging and now he's adopted his kings and queens they're his kids now he doesn't make the rules.

just the narnians and the pevensies being thrown into it together, and just as the pevensies will do anything to protect their new kingdom, the narnians will do anything to protect their rules, because let's be honest, these children have no sense of self-preservation, and are far too overprotective of each other and their people to take into account their own safety, so a lot of battles it's just one of the pevensie siblings running headfirst into danger with oreius running after them because his kids are feral and don't know proper royalty manners and won't threatening old kings from different countries because they're being assholes and the last time one of them tried undermining the queens susan called him a self-righteous asshole and lucy tried to stab him SOMEONE help him corral his children please

[trappedinafantasy37]

Minthara: If you annoy me, I will scratch out your eyes. If you ever think of hurting me, I will pluck the thought out of your mind. I will not hesitate to rip your heart out of your ribcage. If you ever dare share your bed with another, eh heh heh, I will cut you where it hurts and ensure you can never experience pleasure again.

Also Minthara:

[tvok]

he ain't heavy, he's my brother [dimensionswap au]

[the-vegetarian-artist]

"HES GONNA TAKE HIS EYE!" I scream as I'm being dragged off to the padded room

although the chance are slim let these bitches be messy when their inevitable fight happens in season 3

Tagging @goldendaydna cause they be my biggest supporter in my angst 😌

[coronae-v]

just one for now but i needed to do Something

[celestialbruise]

PIDW time travel fic where after dying Shen Jiu wakes up in the past, after the ling xi caves and his subsequent qi deviation, with a chance to change his fate. Bingge also wakes up in his fourteen year old body, memories fully intact. Now, instead of actually changing their ways Bingjiu just try to kill each other in increasingly violent, hilarious ways

[cosmicvaca]

☆ Pretty boy ♡

Bonus:

[pelibirdie]

Im so proud of this goober Mhin. This was like a 5 min sketch lol

(Reblogs allowed but don't repost pls)

[hxney-lemcn]

Why must you plague me so Misty? I’m supposed to be productive here but now all I’m thinking about is knight Dark Link being smitten with his princess. Zelda is full on going feral trying to send Link after the two, claiming they have some evil scheme. What she doesn’t know is princess reader is just making a town around her castle cause she pays her staff well and treats them great (Dark Link is grumpy and can eviscerate them verbally but he likes seeing others bow down and praise his princess). Link full on does not see a reason to mess with them, sure Dark is mean and will 100% stab someone for speaking I’ll of princess reader, but Zelda expects the same. So imagine Zelda’s rage when the other leaders of the different species start coming to Princess reader and Dark for talks about trade and such. …dangit! I don’t have room to write more fics. Don’t get me hooked! /j

AHHH OMG (more people are joining the cult)

I mean...Zelda lowkey has a point...While there isn't some grand scheme or evil plot to topple her...prince/ss! reader isn't innocent either per say. (can you be when you have Dark Link by your side?). It started with Dark Link wanting a royal to guard and now there's a whole new goddamn kingdom. I find that hilarious. First its just servants that you bring in, some people are desperate enough to leave their village/town to go live in some ancient castle with a random hylian and monster guard if it pays well enough.

Then they bring their families, and they need houses, so you hire construction workers to build a few. Why would you deny your servants something when they are willingly joining you with no questions asked? Not only are nobles spreading rumors, but common folk are as well.

"Did you hear the heir/ess of the dark castle? I heard they torture their servants in the dungeons when they make the smallest mistake!"

"I heard they offered free housing for those willing to work for them..."

"I heard the servants eat like royalty alongside their ruler!"

The rumors start out dark, making anyone fear you, but as more people pass through, talk to the people living there, and even start moving in, the rumors become more extravagant. From death to living like royalty themselves. Your title also changes. You didn't think much of it at first, until you had diplomats from other kingdoms come and make trade offers. The rumors of you being the ruler of a new kingdom don't seem as silly anymore...

Zelda is more afraid than anything. You have Link's evil counterpart by your side, at your every beck and call. Who knows what things he's whispering into your ear. She tasks Link to visit you and bring her back a report on your supposed kingdom. She expects to hear tales of woe, of people in great poverty and hylians kept as slaves for monster masters.

Instead she's told a tale of happiness. Of people jovially walking down the dirt streets, new houses being built, new streets being paved. It's still in a state of creation, but people seem to be genuinely content, and you seem to be a fair ruler. Zelda will be skeptical, waiting for the ball to drop, but she's a diplomat through and through. She won't start a pointless war if she doesn't have to, and she won't harm innocent people. Begrudgingly, she will work alongside you, unsettled at the reflection of her and link that sat across from her.

[manasurge]

Still a sketch, but I've been updating Vallotash's head design (my Mordy scion aka Mourynn's true identity) since I've been wanting to do it for a while, and to give her more mordy features and to move her horns down to just her nose + fuse them into one so I could keep the vine horns (and I like how they turned out! I wanted the vine horns to match the vines of her tail). I still like her body so I'm not gonna update or change that. I just gotta update the front view refs now.

(2nd pic is just a better close up for tumblr reasons)

[xx-thedarklord-xx]

Starting my next story 👀

[fisheito]

"I'm a healer but--" duo

[doofus-and-dragons]

It really is a constant cycle of "why would you kill so and so?" "You have to kill so and so!" And "youre a monster!" And "No you're a mosnter!" And then cycle back to "youre so human i love you so much" "No youre so human I love you so much!" Like someone lock these two in a room with a couples counselor please XD. Just decide if you're going on a moral grey path or not. Please, this constant round and round gives me a headache. Love you babes.

I still love them!