#srk make shit like this again

[dandylion-s]

Veer Zaara movie of all time because Preity Zinta served so much cunt that Shahrukh Khan went to jail for 20 years. Like her cuntitude sent a man to PRISON.

[neengareadynaaready]

Jawan (2023) Spoiler Review

I urge anyone and everyone to watch it because it is so much fun from beginning to end. Also, SRK is just ugggghhh so damn hot.

Spoilers from here on out.

Alright, let me get this out of the way first: the movie was very massy and I loved it. That said, I wasn't completely blown away by the story and delivery because I'm up to my eyeballs in south Indian mass movies.

Now, there are people who look down on very massy action films. They think it's inferior or not nuanced enough. Some like only certain mass films and think that the ones they like are the superior kind of mass movies. If you're that kind of person, we're gonna have problems.

One, Jawan isn't a mindblowing film BUT it is undeniably a fun film with lots of exciting action, a good and tight storyline, and good songs.

SRK is SRK. There's a reason fans call him King Khan. His charisma is off the charts. He is great as Azad and absolutely breathtaking and unforgettable as Vikram Rathore. I am serious about the unforgettable part. I fear that his next characters, especially if they're older guys, will be compared to the legend Vikram Rathore. I almost wish Atlee would make a sequel because I want to see Vikram again, in his silver fox era, going on missions with his team (and his son somewhere there).

I wasn't really surprised with the DILF in this movie because I do think Atlee has some daddy issues. If you've seen his older movies like Mersal and Bigil, you might have noticed that the dad characters are given banger bgms and better entry scenes (Vetrimaaran and Rayappan, respectively). Vijay's title card in Mersal was Vetrimaaran's theme, while the title card in Bigil has Rayappan's theme/BGM. But Atlee killed them off in those two movies, so he subverted his own tropes in Jawan (THANK GOD BECAUSE WE WOULDN'T HAVE GOTTEN VIKRAM RATHORE OTHERWISE - sorry, I will not shut up about Vikram okay).

The Girls. Who doesn't love the women of Jawan? Seriously. They absolutely made me giddy with excitement. One, because they were awesome, and we so their backstories and how loyal they were to Azad, and how Azad loved them and was loyal to them, too. Also, that time they called him because he was in the biggest fight of his life (WEDDING NIGHT)! That was honestly the cutest shit ever. If you saw Bigil, Atlee was gunning for that, too, but Bigil is more tamed seeing as it is a sports movie.

Nayanthara and Deepika as they love interests are really good. I was so sad when I learned Aishwarya's fate (shoutout to Atlee who *also* named the mom here Aishwarya -- they're both strong, amazing women). Nayanthara is so damn good and so damn cool (but I am biased towards Jayam Ravi/Nayanthara pairing lmao).

That Sanjay Dutt cameo! Oh, man, I laughed and clapped! I had such a ball of a time. And the revelation that they were friends and he had been helping him all along! Aaaaaah, so satisfying to see honestly. Atlee, why don't you make this a series? I wanna see more of all of them.

Now, on to some things that didn't feel so satisfying to me:

I have seen Vijay Sethupathi play the villain role several times. His performance as Bhavani in Master and Vedha in Vikram Vedha (2017) are tough to beat. It's also really difficult not to compare his performance in Jawan to his performance in those two films because I had such high expectations (yes, I know, my fault a little bit). I feel like his charisma that he usually brings to the table was only seen in small parts, bits and pieces. So, that felt a little bit underwhelming.

Okay, so I like the songs! Anirudh has shown how versatile he is in producing different song genres (but currently movies and fans expect hero-elevation music from him, and that is completely understandable). But I couldn't pinpoint Vikram or Azad's main theme or main bgm. I'm recalling all the Bollywood movies I've watched over the years, and perhaps this isn't a thing in Bollywood films? (Again, if you think having specific bgm for the hero's entry or badass moment is corny, this review isn't for you, sorry, I'm into that shit, I grew up on anime). I know there's a bgm for Azad's entry at the jail and there's literally a song called Vikram Rathore but they just didn't stand out much. You can, of course, argue that SRK doesn't need bgms to elevate him to god-like status. That's true. This is just a me thing, as someone who looks forward to such bgms in mass movies from the south.

OK, I didn't think my review would be this long. I just had many thoughts while watching Jawan. Anyway, like I said, this one is a total banger of a movie. SRK is an absolute joy to watch! What an amazing performer and actor!

[tsupertsundere]

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I was tagged by both @iron-sparrow and @archaiclumina - thank you!! I was saving it for a rainy evening... and by the light of tree here it is!!

LAST SONG: THERE'S ONE THAT HAUNTS ME. I heard it a week or so ago, I was shuffling through a citypop song's specific spotify playlist, and I heard one with a chorus that, in english, went "Businessman always tries his best, [something something something] hard, I guess". I missed noting what song it was, and I haven't found it since....!!!

LAST MOVIE: LMAO Rab Ne Bana di Jodi last night and it ROCKED it was really fun. Yet Again srk is playing a guy I might as well have written, the songs were really fun, Anushka Sharma was GREAT as the female lead, a wonderful breakout role for her, VERY fun. a @viiioca certified G'raha Tia ass movie indeed.

SWEET/SPICY/SAVORY: Savory, sweet, spicy in that order. My spice tolerance is unfortunately really low, and I prefer 'sharp' spices over 'hot' ones.

RELATIONSHIP STATUS?: I am single! I love yapping and napping and would welcome finding someone to do that with. all that is to say flora i'm a virgo if you're out there -

LAST THING I GOOGLED: oh shit, it was rab ne bana di jodi to make sure I spelled it (and Anushka's name) right and the lyrics "businessman always tries his best" lmao (unsuccessful). omg before THAT I googled some lyrics translation!!

CURRENT OBSESSION: I've finally developed a workflow I like so I've been putting together outfits for Angeline like crazy!! I'd been slowly collecting mods I was interested in for the past several months, but I was bricked up in actually Doing anything with them. Now it's much easier to! While it's brought its challenges (like 'now how do we Hyperfocus Safely?), it's also been insanely rewarding!!

LAST SONG: I'm coming back to this this song just came on and it's SUPER good???? the fuckin album art???

yeah. this is what it's all about

TAG TIME: this section's easier than before, yay!

SCATTERSHOT UHH @pastelpopcorn @moldy-mold @chameli @wanderersofeorzea @troutlawyer @discountdps @mizutaama @chadhunkler @sjofn-lofnsdottr ... AND YOU!

[chameli]

Pathaan Review

WARNING: contains spoilers and impure thoughts lol

When the opening scene showed Lahore, Pakistan, my sister and I burst out laughing because OF COURSE. Bollywood making Pakistani Muslims the bad guys?GROUNDBREAKING! 🙄

I was a bit nervous because I thought the film would be super nationalistic and anti-Pakistan because I did NOT spend $30 to watch desh bakht shit. But I’m glad it wasn’t like that because so many films in this genre are. Like, stop fucking preaching and being annoying.

SRK was absolutely fucking delicious. Each look was better than the last. There’s just something about a dirty, scrungly looking man and he made me weak af. Watching Besharam Rang on the big screen and seeing him shirtless? Especially when he ran to Deepika’s room looking like THAT? Whew! I was literally feeling like a dog in heat lmaoooo

His hairstyle was giving off Eren Jaeger vibes 1000% and that’s all I could think about.

Pathaan’s backstory about Afghanistan was really sweet and wholesome. I love how they all helped him in the end, because I kind of had a feeling that’s what was going on.

John Abraham as Jim, oh my godddd. He was so sexy and played a great villain. I’m so glad he’s lean again because that super muscular, beefcake look he had going on for a few years was not attractive. I felt really sorry for Jim and what happened to him. It was understandable why he became a villain. I thought it was an interesting detail that he basically had no loyalty to any country and was doing it for a personal reason instead.

When John does that cute winking and smiling thing...my weakness

Deepika. Lord. That woman is a goddess. She was absolutely badass. I like that she played a Pakistani character and how just because someone from her country is bad, doesn’t mean everyone else is and she doesn’t consider his actions as something Pakistan as a whole is doing/agrees with. Basically that guy alone is an extremist and she would never condone his actions because she actually loves her country just like Pathaan loves his. The way the Besharam Rang lyrics literally described her character and motives, I was shook.

When she was like “Trust me, Pathaan” with those puppy dog eyes? I was like “BABY I TAKE U BACK!”

I think SRK & Deepika had amazing chemistry and the sexual tension! Especially when he was changing her bandages. Sorry girl, but I would have let Pathaan hit it.

I know this website hates a certain Khan but I really enjoyed his special appearance and the banter between Tiger & Pathaan. The Karan Arjun reference!!! Too bad it was spoiled for me by Reddit, ugh.

Dimple Kapadia was so stunning! I want to age like her. I cried when her character died.

SRK singing “Tu Hai Meri Karen” and the “I love you, K-K-Karen” dialogue had me and my sister crying 😂

LOL OF COURSE PATHAAN SAVED THE DAY AT THE VERY LAST SECOND

I was nervous that Ashutosh Rana’s character was going to talk shit about Pakistan and say how we all suck at the end, but thankfully that didn’t happen.

The pre-credits scene of Pathaan & Tiger was absolutely fucking gold. It’s like, they were talking about their job as agents but also irl how they rule Bollywood and none of these hoes can reach their level. So meta.

Love how Pathaan said he was going to see his hairdresser to get shampoo but then stayed looking hobo af in the very next scene (the Jhoome Jo Pathaan song)

Overall, I really enjoyed the movie and it was great seeing my man back on the big screen after 6 years 🥰

I’m gonna gif the fuck out of it once the torrent drops~~~

[nicolos]

pathaan thoughts

(spoilers under the cut)

man bun.... man bun srk.... srk with long hair... srk hair bun.....

some of the lighting and shots were genuinely so beautiful! the moscow hotel room scene was on my gif list instantly it was just incredible

deepika padukone is so dangerously hot.................. she was fantastic in the action bits too like genuinely

i really like that you could feel the interest that all of the characters had in each other, either as people or as figures or whatever

srk was charming as all hell!!! action is not what i associate with him but he pulled it off, and his more charming moments were absolutely fantastic. the bit where rubina was beating people up and he was just like oooh! ah! delightful. 10/10

i did not really care about the boss woman lol. or her boss dude. who cares. give me back the sexually charged action scenes and taunting and staring and-

actually srk and deepika always have such fantastic chemistry and this really capitalised on it. but also gave me a moment of realising OSO was 15 years ago. what the Fuck.

deepika short hair......... deepika fighting........ ma'am your arms.... deepika machine gun.....

one of my friends was like 'do you really like action movies???' and all i could think was 'i don't watch action movies for the action i watch them for the eye candy' and GOD this one delivered

they would've gone for the pathaan/jim to round out the film if they weren't cowards. however jim doesnt give a single fuck about rubina. as it should be probably

the orb thing was straight out of a mission impossible movie wasnt it ??? the one with henry cavill ??????

also what was that falcon and the winter soldier moment lmaoooooo. srk even has the hair

i was genuinely surprised when tiger showed up ????? like i saw people talking about spyverse or w/e but i thought it was fans fucking around ??? and they kept bringing up kabir from war???? hi hello what.

ive complained about multiverses before but like.....i am only a simple woman. and i would deeply enjoy seeing some of these guys work together again. how long has it been since srk and hrithik were onscreen together? salman at least had his cameo in OSO . no complaints from me. until i think of some complaints to make.

also if this means deepika and katrina acting together i will literally asceeeeeeend

my cat says 87u768. he has not yet seen the film

ive said it before and i'll say it again: rip jim too sexy to live. i fully don't think he died actually like bollywood movies keep killing john abraham's sexy villain via falling off cliffs and i refuse to believe he's dead every time. no death until the body is burned baby. hope his next plot is even MORE evil <3

eta: AND the background music they played around jim was VERY good. i'd love to get my hands on that actually

serious serious thoughts time now:

the politics of this movie were genuinely atrocious - probably no worse than every other spy movie, but i don't watch most of them, so it's just kind of . what the fuck . what the hell. like i think at some point it's so dramatised there's nothing to say about it but "this is full of shit" but ...i don't even know. everything about the pakistan / kashmir thing was so deeply awful

it's even worse when it's like "oh our people will also do terrible things but that's for THE CAUSE" or whatever. fuck off. you were torturing one agent who helped you, left another for dead, and would've killed a third if not for personal loyalty. and when agents or spies or whatever remain all "oh ask what you can do for your country" it's like. jesus fucking christ. the answer is nothing.

this is why raazi is the only movie ever

[dominopseu]

Just watched Aanjam starring shah rukh khan and Madhuri Dixit - spoiler ahead if you care about that sort of thing. It's one of the OG Bollywood films made when SRK was still typecast into villain roles and not really SRK yet.

So MD plays an air stewardess, and SRK plays this rich douchebag who gets a crush on her. MD rejects him (she is happily married and expecting a child), and SRK, as 'revenge', orchestrates an accident in which her husband is killed. In the shock, MDs character miscarried her child.

However, SRK becomes paraplegic in a separate accident, and MD inexplicably makes an appearance to nurse him back to health. By tipping him (in his wheelchair) into a pool.

Then SRK, now fully and miraculously healed, seeks out MD in an abandoned temple and professes his love once again. And just when you think this is one of of those shitty films that makes women marry their abusers, MD makes an appearance with a giant wooden stave and cue a montage where she ~wallops the living shit~ out of SRK.

By Bollywood logic she ends up hanging off a cliff with SRK hanging on to her. And he says something like oh, you need to save me now

But she's like nah, I live only for revenge, and throws the both off the cliff. The movie fades out as we see both of their dead bodies at the bottom of the cliff, a gentle smile on MDs (corpses) face.

[baekhvuns]

Ok so i think it's mostly a blur but now tht i think abt i found you thru twt as well. Interesting story, bcz i had no idea what twt was used for??? plus i had no social presence whatsoever, i still don't. So a few of my frnds suggested me to download a few apps like insta 💀 I didn't hv it back then, twt and Snapchat. So currently I only have the last two apps, where I don't do nothing, just scan the world arnd me 😭 like IDC abt the posts or streaks or whtv. I'm a grandmother ok?

BUT as I made an acct on twt i was scrolling thru things and YK the thing where they ask ur interests, so i just clicked on kpop AND specifically went for ateez. And in a few moments I saw so many twts BUT one of them caught my eye. Idk but someone had linked your fic there and it was lnfila. I was enchanted by the moodboard 🤧🤧 it was pretty. So then I was like how about we give this a try and i found out ur official acct is on Tumblr. So i shot down twt and deleted my account and forever came to settle in Tumblr land 😀 honestly i had thought tht u were one of those writers tht wrote a masterpiece years ago then vanished frm the face of the earth BUUTTTT

I realised u were still active and tht made me so happy 😭 so after reading all those ffs i sent u the submission of my cringey ass review 😭😭 but yeah such a beautiful story right? Anyways, it's raksha bandhan today...AND I GOT SOAN PAPDI AS A GIFT 😭😭 like I just don't like it now dude, as a kid i was obsessed but now it just don't suit my taste buds. But the urge I'm having to ship those boxes to South Korea 😞 for a special someone.

And NOOO YOU'RE SO RIGHT IT'S ALWAYS JK AND TAEHYUNG AND THE THUMBNAILS 😭😭 GOD THE THUMBNAILS-

OHH OK so I read ur songs reccs AND DAMN BRO THOSE PLAYLISTS THO ✋😭 I hv to re read the fics again. Also, if you had to dedicate one ost for all the hwa fics BUT make them bollywood songs, which ones would you choose?

wait this is such a cute but chaotic find 😭😭😭 no coral media presence? that’s exactly how one should live 🤚🏻 my digital footprint is nonexistent my only achievement <3

LMFAOOOO SO THE MOOD BOARD CAUGHT UR ATTENTION 😭😭😭 and did not know let’s not fall in love was ur first fic by me??? inch resting, LMFAOOO IT WAS FUN READING THEM 😭😭😭 a very beautiful story indeed!! AAAA TO U TOO!! BDMWHDKWHDKS NOT THAT FUCKING THING SEND IT AWAY REGIFT IT REGIFT IT!!! SEND IT TO THAT SOMEONE IN KR,, also apparently there’s some sort of a event happening today ??? that’s not auspicious so they’re asking ppl to tie them early??? sus idk if u heard it but i heard it so im sure u did fbsnbdkvlvkc

AND IM CONVINCED JK HAS READ THEM 😭😭 THERES NO FUCKING WAY HE DIDNT GIGGLE AND SHIT READING THEM BFMWBDM

OOOOO that’s so interesting, will dig into my bollywood playlist rn!!

duke : janam janam? or jashan e bahara for the sakes of royalty <3

just friends : i think i will chose miss aish’s crazy kia re + marjavaan from the movie fashion! + humraah

mafia : jannatein kahan by kk BECAUSE THE OHHHOOOO PARTS FBNWHDKWJK

divorce : raabta for the lyrics 😭😭

khronus : main yahaan hoon from veer zaara THE LYRICS FIT LIKE A DRESS

bodyguard : teri meri reprise version HOW CAN I NOT + love is a waste of time from pk for the fun moments + tum se hi??? yes.

rewrite the stars : ilahi + hawayein ??? and the new srk one form jawan i think it’s called challeya??? yeah, all the trip sound tracks + safarnama

bbhwa : tum mile + baby when u talk to me from patalia house 😭😭😭 do u rmr that movie 😭😭

[frigigly]

God I’ve had so many Thoughts about SRK as a trio since kh3 and they’ve gotten more and more negative with time and hindsight (not to mention melody of memory) and I need to put them here.

It goes without saying that I’m really sick of how they seem to be completely allergic to including Kairi in Anything In Any Way At All. Looking back there were so many moments in kh3 where Kairi could have at least been there but just wasn’t, probably thanks to the lame ‘training’ excuse. She could have been there to help get Aqua out of the realm of darkness; they lost contact with Riku and Mickey, wouldn’t it have been better to have all hands on deck?? She (and Riku tbh) could have been there with Aqua and Sora to get back Ven, like literally it would have been near the end of her and Lea’s training anyway and there was nothing else that needed doing by that point why the fuck was it only the trinity and Aqua doing that, god. If they wanted Riku and Kairi, or at least Kairi could have gone with Sora all of kh3 to get stronger with him, like she was literally training too why couldn’t she have just gone with him instead of doing merlins thing? Lea too cause why the hecc not.

And it’s not like the dynamics between her and characters other than Sora aren’t there, because they absolutely are, and practically write themselves, as we’ve seen from the scraps they have given us! Particularly with Riku and her, like there was so much good potential way back in kh1 for interesting dynamics with them. Kairi being a reason Riku wanted to visit the outside world and being a reason he was using the darkness in the first dang place and all the trios insecurities around being good friends and being wanted by the others and Kairi being brought back to the place she grew up as an infant and it’s all just there! Completely untouched since heccing 2002!

We could have an entire game with Riku and Kairi with them just working everything out after kh1. And kh3 too tbh, cause that gave some good angst potential too, with like Riku being left alone again and having to watch one of his best friends fall asleep again? But nope Kairi was just woken up as easily as she was yeeted off to sleep with barely a peep out of Riku or her about the whole thing.

It’s just so noticeable the biases they have towards characters when you have Sora and Kairi, two characters treated vastly differently by the narrative, in such close proximity with each other. Everything they’ve done for Kairi’s character was done so that they could make excuses for why she couldn’t be relevant, and everything they’ve done for Sora’s character was done so they could make him pretty much always relevant. In melody of memory that scene where Sora astral projects to be there to fight Xehanort instead pains me so so much. Because like for one, how did he just do that all of a sudden? Kingdom hearts does has this thing where it just lets plot happen while glossing over the details, and that is legitimately fun, it lets them just do more fun things with the story, but it’s so frustrating when they do it purely to end feminism. Like I don’t care if she had never held a Keyblade before by that point, if Sora can literally be copy pasted into a scene over another character simply to Have Him There then Kairi can fight one (1) battle on her own.

It’s so annoying how they’re kinda giving Sora this main character complex too, where he’s just handed relevancy on a silver platter and given responsibilities he, by all good graces, Should Not Have. Like with Sora being the only one to actually confront Xehanort at the end of kh3 instead of Aqua Riku or Mickey (the actual masters in that situation btw). Or Sora being the one who ends up having to save Aqua because Riku and Mickey just Could Not (again THEYRE the masters here, not Sora). And all those times with yen sid passive aggressively saying how Sora ain’t shit cause he keeps losing his powers and he needs to Do Better and Get Stronger (in an anime boy montage). And that whole thing is like, fucking shut up yen sid how bout? Why don’t u try not making any more child soldiers u freak. (Side note that scene in 0.2 where he’s calling him and Sora idiots right to Riku’s face irked me so much. Like maybe they do share a braincell and Kairi has it most of the time but they’ve done more than you’ve bothered to do this entire series u magical bitch). They’re kind of? Going against this by making this plot about how the entire reason why Sora died was because he gave up so much to save others in kh3, but I just don’t have any trust that they’re going to take it in a satisfying or interesting direction. I imagine they’re just going to have a game where Sora gets himself or Riku gets him out of quadratum, and then that whole subplot about Sora being made into this martyr will be neatly tucked away never to be touched again. Because that’s how it happened in kh3. Sora had that whole breakdown when the others were dying in the keyblade graveyard, but then 5 minutes later he saves everyone with pretty much no consequence and then it’s never brought up again. Absolutely no net character development by Sora is had, and I’m so scared it’s just gonna stay that way.

Like they could solve two birds with one stone here by making other main characters more relevant and actually giving Sora some interesting development by just, letting them adventure together and talk about this stuff. If we even had 1 game with a destiny trio journey they could talk about all of this shit and it would be so fun and nice, and they simply Do Not.

Imagine tho, Sora getting to talk to Riku and Kairi about how he doesn’t feel like good enough of a person, cause he’s supposed to save everyone and be the chipper light in the darkness and the key that connects everything, but sometimes he just feels so alone and small, and that means he’s letting everyone down if he can’t always be perfect. And once Riku and Kairi learn he has those insecurities, they freely give him the encouragement and love he’s been missing and craving, and tell him he doesn’t have to be strong for everyone else all alone anymore, reminding him that it’s not just “one for all” it’s also “all for one”, and that they’ll be protecting him too through it all. And let them actually do it, give me a scene, or multiple even! Where Sora is the one made helpless for once, and he’s saved by Riku and Kairi, and finally shown that he’s had people looking out for him too, and he finally feels validated and loved by the people he needed it from most.

Imagine Kairi and Riku finally getting to talk about their friendship without Sora as a factor, how Riku might feel like he’s third wheeling them because Kairi always teased about that a few years ago when he was being too intense about seeing other worlds, and Kairi would apologize in earnest because she didn’t know that that got to him, has still been getting to him now, and share how she feels the same because she’s never been as strong as him or Sora, but wants so so much to be there for them both and be someone they can rely on and turn to, and how it always hurt being the one left behind, and how it feels so good she finally gets to live that dream with them on this adventure, and they bond and become even closer through these revelations.

I am Manifesting this for the next kh games, because the only things I don’t like about kh is the sexism and not treating the destiny trio like a trio. Please and thank you Michael mouse 🙏

[sneezypeasy]

All right, this should be my last Zutara post for a bit (need to stop getting distracted and get this next video out) - but this video gives me real Zutara (and also to some extent, Zutara fandom) vibes lmao

Okay, some context is probably necessary. To those of you who have only a passing familiarity with Bollywood/Bollywood celebrity drama/etc, here’s a quick history lesson to get you up to speed. The two actors who appear/dance together in that little clip are Shah Rukh Khan (SRK) and Kajol, affectionately dubbed “the golden pair” or “the golden couple” of Bollywood.

^ SRK and Kajol in My Name is Khan (2010).

Prior to that scene you see in the vid, they’d made about half a dozen movies together and each one was a blockbuster hit. SRK is like the Leo di Caprio of Bollywood (probably even bigger tbh), and has naturally appeared in dozens of films with other actresses but the vast majority of audiences perceived him to have the strongest chemistry with Kajol. In fact, their chemistry was so strong that many audiences were convinced it “had to be real” - that there was no way there wasn’t genuine attraction between them.

To my understanding, SRK and Kajol are both married (to other people), and they are good friends in real life, but that didn’t stop people from “shipping” them (real people shipping, I think that’s a thing? anyway).

It got to the point where Kajol’s husband was allegedly jealous/uncomfortable with it all, and got Kajol to stop appearing in films with SRK. I’m not sure how true this is, but they did stop making movies together for almost 10 years. (after having made 4 or 5 movies together in the previous decade).

Enter Om Shanti Om - a Bollywood movie that came out in 2007, around the middle of this Golden Couple drought, starring SRK and another actress as the female lead, Deepika Padukone. It’s a good fun romp that manages to weave murder and reincarnation into a mostly light-hearted romance-comedy-drama. But that’s not the point - the point is that in the middle of the movie, there’s a big Bollywood dance number (of course there is), and this one is something special because just about every big Bollywood celeb makes a cameo entrance in this scene.

It’s like the Marvel crossover movie of Bollywood. The Ellen oscar selfie of Bollywood. This one dance scene featured over 30 Bollywood stars, and probably cost the producers half of their 350 million budget on the film (I’m shit-talking rn, I have no idea how much that scene really cost but I do know it was a lot). SRK dances with a dozen or more different ladies, ones he’d starred with in previous films, and if my understanding is correct, the moves they dance to are moves that had been iconic in the films they’d made together. It’s a cute concept and one that immediately gave the film a lot of clout and helped boost its success.

And for the first time in years, Kajol makes a (rather dramatic) appearance in a scene with SRK.

I was introduced to this movie (and Bollywood in general) in high school by my best friend at the time, and I remember her excitedly filling me in on all this backstory so that when I watched this scene I could fully appreciate the dramatic and long-awaited, if incredibly short, on-screen reunion of the Golden Couple. I remember her playing back those 10 seconds or so over and over again, telling me “Look! Just look at the way he looks at her - all those other girls he danced with, he looked at none of them that way. It has to be real!”

I didn’t know the right words at the time, but I think back then I registered this as shipbaiting - I could just imagine the directors telling the two actors that this one little snippet was going to be special, they were going to make it stand out, because it’s what the viewers wanted.

And I mean, it worked:

Watching this little clip, while I personally don’t “ship” the golden couple, I can’t deny their chemistry and I can definitely understand the hype. It’s also really easy for me to headcanon like a modern AU Zuko and Katara reuniting in a similar way. And while I’m not an SRK/Kajol shipper, I do agree that Kajol’s introduction and the way SRK approaches her is framed very differently to all the other ladies, and there’s something undeniably bittersweet and Zutara-esque about that. Mostly, I see similarities in the way that a dynamic was so explosive/powerful, that someone saw it as a threat (or so the story goes), and their interactions were then limited to tiny crumbs spaced far apart, yet even these crumbs were enough to keep fandom invested and enraptured, lol.

Anyway, that’s my long winded silly rant done for today. Off to write/finish my next vid. XD

[aynanasstuff]

Indian casting for marvel characters:

Captain America: John Abraham (it's a general consensus I don't make the rules)

Sam Wilson: Rajkumaar Rao (i think he'd play him well)

Bucky Barnes: Vicky Kaushal (dark and brooding and perfect)

Iron Man: SRK (the vibes are immaculate)

War Machine: Suniel Shetty (because in phir hera pheri he's just done with everyone's shit and that's exactly the Rhodey vibe)

Thor:Vidyut Jamwal (have you seen the guy?)

Black Widow: Priyanka Chopra (just fits, ya know)

Hulk: Aamir Khan (he plays those nerdy geeky roles pretty well)

Captain Marvel: I really want Keerthy Suresh to play her

Spider man: Rohit Saraf (my spidey sense tells me he'll be good at it)

Ant man: Ranveer Singh (don't ask)

Hawkeye: Vikrant Massey (he is so underrated)

Wanda Maximoff: Deepika Padukone (love her)

Thanos: Amitabh Bachchan y'all

Nick Fury: Boman Irani will be PERFECT

Black Panther:Abhishek Bachchan (again, immaculate vibes)

Star Lord: Aditya Roy Kapoor (he'll be good, i think)

Gamora : Kalki Koechlin (she just makes sense in my tiny brain)

Nebula: Preity Zinta (why doesn't she make movies anymoreeee)

Loki: Allu Arjun ( i feel like him and Vidyut Jamwal would have great chemistry on screen)

Vision: Dhanush ( don't ask y'all )

Feel free to add more my desi mutuals (I don't know how Tumblr fucking works lol) Y'all can change some of it too! This was so much fun!

[mtngirlforever]

SRK❤ pt. 1

The fluffy (if you've read any of my stories from another fandom you'll know) muse has made her comeback! I could not pass up a Tarlos with a baby fic! This will probably be multi-chaptered because my muse can't resist! And thanks to the anon for the "you're so cute in the morning" prompt with TK! Hope you don't mind I worked it into this!

"Shhh shhh shhh," TK whispered to the crying two month old baby on his shoulder swaying his body side to side. He was exhausted having just come off a twelve hour shift, but he'd told Carlos he'd get Sofia when she started crying because he'd missed her. He'd thought his baby girl just wanted a bottle, but after feeding, burping and changing her she was still fussy. "Sof baby it's ok," he whispered rubbing her back. "I know I'm not as smooth as papa, but you usually like this," he cooed at her. Her scrunched up face nuzzled into his neck still whimpering and crying. "I know… I could cry too, but we're ok. Papa's already asleep. And we should be too," he cooed not seeing his husband of three years standing in the door watching them. 

Carlos smiled softly watching TK with Sofia. It was one of his favorite things to do now. He quietly walked over to them and wrapped his arms around TK's waist putting his head on TK's other shoulder. "Sh...ooot did we wake up?" TK asked quietly. They were working on cutting back on their cursing around Sofia even though she was so little. They knew the sooner they broke themselves the easier it'd be when she was repeating them.

"Nope was waiting on you and could hear ms princess wasn't going down easy." 

TK let out a soft sigh. "Yea… she's not having it tonight." 

"Bring her to bed. Come on, you look beat," Carlos said, taking in TK's exhausted eyes. He knew his shift had been busy when TK had called earlier to check on them, and he knew TK wouldn't relax or sleep until Sofia was settled and asleep. Once settled in bed with Sofia between them, TK was struggling to hold his eyes open. Carlos started softly singing as he rubbed Sofia's back calming her. 

"She likes you better," TK mumbled sleepily. 

"No she doesn't," Carlos chuckled quietly. "She was just tired and feeding off your stress. You know this." 

"Mmmm," TK hummed not really agreeing or disagreeing. He hated when he had long shifts and had to be away from her so much. They'd had her for the last six weeks and had just started back on shifts that week which was an adjustment for all three of them. Her mom had been killed in a car crash, and their names had been on the adoption list for so long. When the agent called they'd readily agreed. TK loved their little family, but after twelve hours of work and Sofia not settling for him, he felt like shit.

"Tyler Kennedy you know better," Carlos said crawling over Sofia to hover over his husband. "Sof loves you so much, and so do I. You're an amazing dad," he whispered kissing all over TK's face. 

"So are you," TK smiled sleepily. 

"Get some sleep T. It'll be better in the morning." Carlos crawled back to his side of the bed effectively trapping Sofia between them as he watched his two favorite people finally drift off to sleep. 

The next morning when Carlos awoke around eight, Sofia was attempting to pat TK's face softly cooing at him. She usually woke up happy, and he knew she was attached to her daddy and had missed him yesterday. He chuckled softly before scooping her up and making her smile and coo at him. "Morning princess," he whispered kissing her checks. "You're happier this morning." Sofia gave him another toothless smile as they got up. "Come on let's let daddy sleep a little more while we get breakfast." He quietly left the room heading to the kitchen to heat up a bottle and start breakfast. As tired as TK was last night, he figured he'd sleep for another two hours or so. 

After feeding Sofia, he laid her down on the playmat Owen had gotten for her that had an overhead mobile. She loved looking at it even if she wasn't playing with it yet. He settled in the floor beside her waiting on TK to get up before eating. An hour or so after they'd been playing, Sofia fell asleep and TK came stumbling out of the bedroom. He was rubbing his eyes, and his hair was sticking up every which way. He was positively adorable and Carlos couldn't keep the smile off his face. "You're so cute when you're half asleep," he said making TK grunt and finally focus on them. 

"I woke up alone," he grumbled, dropping down into Carlos's lap. He glanced over at Sofia who was sleeping soundly with her thumb in her mouth. Carlos had learned TK was a major cuddler when he was half asleep and especially in the mornings.

"Well it was either that or your daughter was going to wake you before you were ready," Carlos chuckled. "She was trying to pat your face this morning when I woke up." 

"Awww," TK cooed laying his head on Carlos's shoulder. "Do I smell bacon?" He asked hopefully. 

"Course. In the oven just how you like." 

"Have I told you how awesome you are," TK grinned big kissing Carlos's check. 

"Not today," Carlos teased. They put some pillows around Sofia, even though she couldn't roll yet, and went to the kitchen to eat. 

"What time you go on?" TK asked as he munched on his bacon. He was sitting on the counter with Carlos standing between his legs facing him. "Two. Get off at ten thirty as long as nothing goes awry before then." 

"Mmmm. So a few more hours," TK smirked pulling Carlos close. 

"As long as Sof doesn't wake up," Carlos grinned picking up on what his husband wasn't saying. 

"Tomorrow is Valentine's though. We could always let dad keep her." 

Carlos leaned close kissing TK soundly. "If you think you can be away that long," he laughed. "A twelve hour shift almost does you in Tyler." 

TK scoffed with an eye roll. "Like you're any better. You barely make it eight." 

"Can't help it you two are just so adorable together." 

"I know," TK grinned. "But yes. I'll be fine with dad keeping her tomorrow night if you are."

"Sure. I'll make plans today if you talk to your dad."

"It's a date." TK knew Carlos was right in the fact that they struggled being away from their baby girl, but they hadn't had any them time in the six weeks they'd had her, and he was honestly looking forward to having his husband's undivided attention for a whole night. 

"Mmmm," TK moaned into the searing kiss Carlos placed on his lips. Before they could get any further they heard Sofia's cries from the living room. "I got her," TK grinned jumping off the counter to get her. 

"Hey baby girl," he cooed scooping her up. "I missed you," he cooed snuggling her close.

Sofia's cries quieted as TK snuggled and cooed at her. Carlos joined them and they spent the rest of the morning on the couch until Carlos had to go to work. TK made plans for Owen to keep Sofia the next night, and when Carlos got home he found Sofia in their bed again. He couldn't help the smile as he went to shower and join them. He loved his baby girl, but he was really looking forward to alone time with TK tomorrow night. 

[crazyyfilmyfreak]

#ShahRukhKhanFilmsMarathoon

Well i started with the obvious one

1.Darr ( 1993 )

The Film maybe pretty mid and above average SHAH RUKH KHAN'S ASTONISHING PERFORMANCE IS WHAT BRINGS ME THE ULTIMATE HAPPINESS & A BIG SMILE TO MY Face , i have seen many of his films in the past and i used to adore him and stan so hard and recently because of his new films i am little disconnected with him but thats not what i am going to talk here 

Lemme Just Say Shah Rukh Khan is a LEGEND , not Just in Bollywood But Globally ( Seriously he is very famous in Germany ) and i have seen some of his films in cinema here so you can know his craze, if you Havent seen any of his Films consider yourself lucky because you still have the chance to witness his magical performace for the first time in your life , his has such a grace and magic in his face and he brings a new life to every character that plays , he is so versatile and shines in every role he plays , doesnt matter if its a negative character or +Ve character he makes sure he nails in them and also he will make you fall in love with those characters 

PS : His Recent Films are Shitty AF so dont watch them 

and Speaking about Darr as i said Before Shah Rukh Khan is a legend and ALSO A TREND SETTER Because back then all heroes in INDIA ( I AM SAYING IT AGAIN ALL INDIAN HEROES ) were scared to death to play a negative role or even a role which has some slight negative shades to it , because they just wanted to get in good books and they believed this cheesy mfucking shit like " HERO SHOULD DO GOOD AND BE GOOD " no matter what the situation is and he should never cross the line which lead to many and many unbearable boring characters in Bollywood so everyone has rejected when Mahesh Batt approached them for this role ( Rahul ) i really want to describe the character and write why i loved it so much but i dont want to spoil any fun for those who havent watched it yet and then there is Shah Rukh Who Took the role with grace and embodied it with utter perfection and won hearts even tho the role he played is a fucking psycho path which complete negative shades full of darkness LITERALLY EVERYBODY ROOTED FOR HIS CHARACTER when the film released back then and he proved to audience and industry that a HERO doesnt necessarily needs to play a good character to win hearts you just need to excell in every character that is enough . he made that very clear with his performance in the film and later many guys who watched this film made it into bollywood and many characters were written with negative shades and HE IS A FUCKING TREND SETTER FOR DOING SO if you ask me

HE is Unbelievable

He is Fantastic

HE is Marvelous

HE is Outstanding and Astonishing in the Film no offence but compared to his performance sunny deol is just a clown in terms of acting is this film , lmao i was really laughing so hard looking at him and his acting is highly laughable apart from Srk's performance as i said before film was pretty okay and you can Give a try if you want BUT PLEASE GIVE A TRY BECAUSE YOU DONT WANT TO MISS SHAH RUKH KHAN'S INCREDIBLE PERFORMANCE and Juhi Chawla is so fucking HOT in the film so that's a extra cherry on the top of the cake so its a worth a watch do give a try 

PS : IF YOU HAVENT SEEN ANY INDIAN CINEMA BEFORE THEN DO WATCH IT AT YOUR OWN RISK

[tellywoodtrash]

ebss 13.06.19 lb

i'm bored of this kissa file ka nonsense. handle it alreadyyyyy, janhvi, so we can move on to juicier things like mummy and the medication!

lol i'm getting heavy SC vibes from this, the way arsal and jiya keep eavesdropping on the bade, all desperately.

SKFASHDLKSJDHLKASJKL JANHVI DUCKKKKKKKKKKKK

phew.

lololololol.

meh, how hard could it be to crack one of these hotel safes? if he punches the code in now, she can just go open and take it.

every time she gets stopped unceremoniously, both her and i are like UGH DHRUV AGAIN.

but thankfully not this time!

cute cute cute.

is bachche ke liye iska pyaar isko le doobega. sach mein.

aarush making one more attempt to get out of formal schooling, this time appealing to badi maa.

lmao this form has the least details everrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. sports aur dancing mein interest toh daal diya, baaki aur kuch nahi.

principal is like again with all this father's name nonsense. what's even going on with you ppl?

kabir giving valiant (and deflective) speech on why should kid be known by dad's name, the mom gives birth anyway...... not at alllll speaking from bitter self experience and daddy issues, this one.

oh great, principal has devolved into judgey society aunty. behen, aapko paise chahiye ki nahi?

time for kabir to get righteously angry.

.................... why is it anyone else's business about what the other kids' parents do anyway? like.... this is all just so bullshit. these are fucking 5 year olds.

some more righteousness. haaye, why do i find these kinda ideological fools so hot???? (*throws a kiss out into the sky for omkara singh oberoi*)

you a good bean, boo. (but also this car is moving at a very weird pace???)

ishaani is highly relatable rn. also is this show sponsored by lays?

LMAO CALM THE FUCK DOWN ISHAANI. MY GOD.

ohohohohohoh how the turntables. the druggee is now the drugger.

“aisa lag raha hai jaise yeh paagal budhiya theek hoti jaa rahi hai aur aap bimaar.” lol ishaani has finally had it.

some effective anti-kavya lobbying.

it's a test, mummy. and you about to failllllllllllllll.

BUSTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

asldkfsdlfkjdslfksjdlk yaaaaaaaaaaas. i love her rage so much.

mummy is attempting honesty. bhaari padega. aapko bhi, kavya ko bhi.

OMFG SHE CAN BARELY KEEP FROM SNARLING. I LOVE HER SO MUCH.

“kavya kitni achchi hai na? woh kaise humare ghar ko......... badal rahi hai.”

YOU FUCKERS SHOULD BE SCARED. SO SCARED. LOL CAN'T WAIT TO SEE HER FUCK EVERYONE UP.

also mummy, you stupid af. why would you accumulate and hide it here? you should flushed it down the toilet. lord, so dumb.

time to start the draaaaaaaaaama!

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OFC SHE DID. AARUSH KI SCHOOL NA JAANE WAALI BAAT KUCH ZYAADA HI SRSLY LE LIYA ISNE.

why is pk even here and interested? he normally doesn't give a shit about such things.

OUFF CHACHI. YOU'RE THE WORST.

PK TOH................ KHAIR CHODO.

janhvi ki taraf se zakhm pe namak mirch nimbu.

i'm waiting for the day when kabir will finally throw hands at this haraami baap of his. 

excuse me? what the fuck, pk? what do you mean no need to send the kid to school?

(ek taraf se achcha hi hai. as a survivor the shitty indian education system, better to homeschool and give a well rounded education instead simply ratta maarofying and vomiting on exam papers.)

time for kabir to get sassy again.

ofc "special agent" gets thrown at him as a gaali again.

hey kabir, just wondering...... do you have any extrajudicial powers as a special agent? can you kinda just..... "take care of the problem"??? it would make things a lot easier.

GIRL YOU NEED TO STOP PINING OVER HIM. I KNOW HE'S DREAMY AND ALL BUT THAT BOAT HAS SAILED. HONESTLY, LOVE YOURSELF MORE ISHAANI.

kavya's like lovelyyyyyyyy weather for a bonfire!

even indian army ka sabse special agent is no match for the rage-fueled strength of a woman hellbent on burning her ex's shit. you go girl.

NO WE DON'T WANT YOUR PLACATING HUGS.

ok SHE doesn't, i'm open here. *opens arms srk style, only to get shoved aside by ishaani*

“mere saath ek hi bistar pe ek deshdrohi so raha tha, aur main pehchaan nahi paayi!”

uhhhhhhhh why, do deshdrohis exhibit some kinda special trait when in bed? *suspiciously looks at the crotchal area of all men, ONLY FOR THE SAKE OF NATIONAL SECURITY*

kabir just like babe, i'm talking purely from a fire hazard point of view, pls stop this madness. this house is filled with highly flammable substances and......

NOPE. LET THE WORLD BURNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN IN MY RAGEEEEEE. YOU FUCKERRRRRR YOUUUUUUUUUU CONTRIBUTED TO IT TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I HATE ALLLLLLL MENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN FUCK ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL YOU LYINGASS BASTARDS

this one is clueless and sad coz boo i never cheated on you, even though you aren't even like my WIFE-wife, y'know?

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ugh kal bhi ainvayi red herring bs??????????? gimme more of this juicy kabir/kavya fight!!!!!!!

[minniemonu-reverie]

SRK Part 4- Master??

 ~ Super Rich Kids ~ Master List in bio

Part Four - Master??

Genre: Humour, Fluff, Smol Angst

Pairing: Namjoon x Reader

a/n: Sorry that I disappeared for a while, I was really sick and then I got really busy... <3 

             Class passed by in a blur. You were still caught up in the awkward interaction between you and Namjoon, and the guys hadn’t stopped attacking your twitter account. At least you knew Remi was alive after fleeing to the back of the coffee shop. She had apologized about fifty times to you now, and you kept telling her it was fine, but she still held guilt for taking off. She promised to join the shenanigans next time a chance arose to make up for being a turtle. You quickly packed your things thankful that the day was over, and you could finally go home and relax- Riiiiiiiiiiiiing. You looked at the caller ID. Your manager was calling you. Oh no, no, no. I just want to go home. You picked up anyway, knowing your fate as soon as you hit answer. “Hi Y/N, Mimi called in sick, and we’re already short staffed today, could you please, please, come in for a couple hours. I promise I won’t keep you long, I just need you to cover the rush. PLEASE.” You sighed into the phone. “Yeah, sure. I’ll be there soon. My uniform is still in the back, right?” “Yup! Freshly laundered, I’ll see you in about 15 minutes?” “Yup, just got out of class. I’ll head over now.” You hung up and started walking out of the building.

             You were furious. More so that you couldn’t just go home and snuggle up in some sweatpants and stuff some popcorn in your mouth while watching K dramas. Why did someone have to call in? WHY? This day couldn’t get any more hectic. You were so caught up in your thoughts, that you hadn’t even noticed Jimin, Taehyung and Yoongi waving at you. It was mostly Jimin jumping and waving, but either way you were too focused on the path ahead of you, stomping your feet and whispering angrily.

             You finally stopped outside of your café, taking a final breath before walking in. You knew you couldn’t walk in angry, it was time to be your over enthusiastic self. You headed straight for the back, trying to avoid anyone that would see you and try to make conversation. The cutesy décor usually helped brighten your day, but you were exhausted, and this just wasn’t going to be fun no matter how short it would be. You threw your things into your locker and got ready as fast as possible. Your hair now hung in two pigtails, and you had done your makeup. You felt as if your dress had a little extra poof today and did a quick twirl in the mirror before heading out front. You walked over to the counter and punched in, then headed over to your manager.

             She was a super bright and bubbly person. Very nice, probably the nicest manager you’ve ever had. She treated you all very well and loved to have fun. You greeted her with a curtsey, and she clapped her hands together in excitement. “Oh, thank you so much for coming in, I know you’re probably really tired.” “No worries, you know I have your back if you need me. Do you want me serving tables, or?” “Oh please that would be great, I’ll handle the counter stuff. Jane and Lily should be showing up soon too, so I really don’t need you for more than a couple hours. Thank you so much again.” You gave her a finger heart and spun on your heel to go check out the situation unfolding in the café.

             It wasn’t quite busy yet, thankfully. The afternoon rush was always the worst. Only a few tables had people, and it looked like they had already been served. It was just you and your manager until the other two girls would arrive, so you went over to the customers and asked if they needed anything. Everything was going rather smoothly for the most part, until you heard some sort of commotion that sounded like girls’ squeals and giggles and a couple of familiar voices. “Are you sure Y/N is in here, Jimin?” “I definitely saw her come in here, where else would she have gone?”  You stopped dead in your tracks, horror crossing your face.  No freaking way. They did not follow me here. They did not follow me here! You scurried to the back, bringing your tray of dirty dishes with you. You slid everything into the sink and leaned over, your heart pounding.

             Your worst nightmare was coming true. You had been found out. They were going to know that you worked at a maid café and your life was going to be over. Lily and Jane hadn’t even showed up yet, so you couldn’t ask them to take your place so you could escape. Shit. What were you going to do? More screams and giggles came from the front. You peeked your head to see what was happening. Taehyung and Jimin had taken a seat, and a gaggle of girls had surrounded them. Jimin had his best smile on, running his hand through his hair as he told them that he wasn’t interested. The girls were not getting the message. Taehyung was relishing in the attention, you could see he lived for this stuff. He was poise and the girls were swooning. You took a deep breath, knowing that your only choice was to go out there and reveal yourself.

             You walked over as confidently as you could, a couple menus in hand and pushed yourself through the crowd, shooing them away as you went. One of the girls elbowed you, and if you weren’t working, she would’ve caught hands, but you grinned and told her politely to move. Your manager had come over to force them to either order or leave, allowing you some breathing room, and you sidled over to the table, putting on the cutest smile you could muster in your frustration and embarrassment. “Hello, welcome to our café. Is there anything that I can get for you to drink?” You give them a gentle curtsey and try to act as sweet as possible.

             Taehyung went to order first, until he looked up. You watched his eyes widen and mouth open, before looking over to Jimin who was already leaned forward in shock. You felt your heart racing but kept yourself professional. You tilted your head slightly, a small pout forming. “Are you okay? Should I get you some waters to start?” Neither of them moved or talked. You set the menus down. “I’ll give the two of you some time to look over the menu. My favourite is the apple pie! I’ll be right back with the waters!” You gave them another curtsey and a cute grin before sauntering off to the back. You returned quickly with the water and looked around to see if your manager could see you before the smile fell from your face. “Did you two seriously follow me here?” You watched Taehyung break into a grin as he looked you up and down. “Oh honey, you are just so precious I could eat you up.” “I said, did you two seriously follow me here?” Jimin’s face was bright red and he couldn’t meet your eyes. “Yeah, but we were just curious where you were off to in such a hurry with such an angry look. I wanted to make sure you were okay, but then we saw it was a maid café, and we were curious, we didn’t think this is where you worked…” He trailed off, looking at his hands in his lap.

             You sighed deeply, closing your eyes. “Well seeing that you two now know. Don’t you dare tell anyone about this. DO YOU HEAR ME? NO ONE. I will literally kill you if anyone else finds out, got it?” Taehyung grabbed your hand and kissed the back of it. “Of course, princess. We’ll keep your secret.” You snatched your hand away and put on your best work face. “Good, so what will you two be ordering?” “That apple pie did sound really good, we’ll split that. And Jimin for the love of God, just look at her and not your hands.” Jimin finally looked up and you met his gaze.  “I’m so sorry Y/N, I didn’t mean to embarrass you. I promise.” “I’ll be back with an apple pie.”  You went to the back and grabbed your phone, shooting a text to Remi about what just happened.

             You gave them their pie, and they let you work in peace. Jimin seemed extremely distressed that he had upset you and Taehyung was trying to cheer him up, but it didn’t seem to be working so well. Taehyung ended up leaving, giving you a wave, but Jimin continued to sit at the table. Just as you were finishing up your shift, he called you over.

“Hey, I’m really sorry.” “Jimin, it’s fine. I know your intentions weren’t in the wrong place and people will eventually find out that I work at a maid café, don’t… don’t worry about it, okay? Why didn’t you leave with Tae?” Jimin’s pout didn’t leave, and he started fidgeting with his hands. “You’re done now right? I didn’t leave with Tae because I want to make it up to you.” “What do you mean?” “Well, I know you were probably just going to go home and veg out, but how about I treat you to some dinner and we can hang out?” You stared at him for a solid minute. He continued fidgeting, getting more uncomfortable by the second. “S-sure. Dinner sounds nice. I don’t have anything at home anyway, so yeah. I’ll take you up on your offer.” Jimin’s face beamed, and he sat up straight. “Perfect! Alright! I’ll wait for you here!”

             You ran to the back, clocking out on your way. Your coworkers gave you a thumbs up, they clearly noticed who you had been talking to. You sighed, changing back into your regular clothes. Waving bye to the girls, you walked to the door where Jimin was already waiting for you. He was radiating excitement. You pushed past him gently. “Come on Jimin. Let’s go.” He followed behind you like a lost puppy. “So, where are you taking me?” “I figured you had a place in mind, I don’t really know the area.” He was walking beside you now, keeping stride. His hands were stuffed in his pockets and he was trying his hardest not to stare at you. “Oh, true. Hmm. There’s a place down by the docks I like to hang out at sometimes. They have simple food, but it’s good, I promise. Probably not something you’re used to eating though, seeing that you’re a model.” You glanced over at him, quickly checking out his body. Your head spun a little, noticing the way his jeans fit snugly over his muscular thighs. He looked at you questioningly, but you shook your head and continued forward. A smirk played across Jimin’s lips, and he gently nudged you.

             You instinctively nudged him back, resulting in a tiny nudge fight between you two. Tension eased between you guys and you felt yourself genuinely smiling. You went to tuck your hair behind your ear, like you always do when you’re nervous, but you felt hands doing it for you. Jimin’s face flushed immediately as he realized what he had done. “Oh, I didn’t mean to. It’s just I saw your hair in your face and, I’m so sorry.” He stuck his hands up defensively. “I know I’ve crossed a lot of lines today. I just, I get nervous and…” “It’s okay, I don’t mind.” You casually laced your arm through his and continued walking. He looked down at your interlocked arms in shock and looked back up at you. “What?” A grin took over his face, his nose scrunching up. “Nothing.”

             You walked the rest of the way to the waterfront with linked arms, chatting casually about life and interests. The sun had started to set, twilight gleaming around you. You brought him over to the docks and motioned for him to sit beside you. “I thought we were going to dinner?” He asked, pulling his knees to his chest. “We are, I just wanted to sit here for a little bit first. You don’t mind, do you?” “Of course not. It’s really pretty here.” You sat silently for a couple minutes before Jimin looked at you. “Hey, uh. Thanks for coming out with me Y/N. I know I’ve caused a lot of trouble for you today, but I’m glad you agreed to hang out.”   “I’m glad I agreed. I needed some time out, and you’re not awful to be around Jimin. This has been fun.” You watched him visibly relax, and he scooted closer to you, laying his head on your shoulder. You stiffened at the sudden intrusion of your personal bubble, but as you looked down at this soft boy, all wrapped around himself, you relaxed again. For once, your body didn’t react rashly and instead of fire burning your face, it was a gentle heat that spread through you. You couldn’t help but lean your head on top of his, watching the sun set.

             Both of your stomachs growled at the same time, making you burst into laughter. “Guess we should get some food, huh?” You say, starting to get up. “I am so excited to see what you have planned.” Jimin got up with you and you both headed over to the restaurant. You ordered a bunch of food, and Jimin wondered how you were going to be able to eat it all. The two of you were getting along so well, sharing dishes with each other and feeding each other. Time flew, and soon enough you knew it was time to leave. After starting the day not wanting to even be around him, you found yourself not wanting him to leave. “ChimChim, I had such a wonderful time.” Jimin lit up gleefully and he put his arm around your shoulders bringing you in for a side hug.  “You called me ChimChim. I made it, you officially don’t hate me!”  You playfully slapped his arm and slid your arm around his waist as you two walked away from the waterfront.

“I never hated you, I just couldn’t deal with your, uh, lack of personal bubble awareness.” “Yet here you are, with your arm around my waist.” Jimin gave you a sly smile, knowing full well what effect it would have on you. “Do you want me to let go?” You raised your eyebrow and created some distance between you. “NO! I was just kidding!” Jimin grabbed you and pulled you closer with a pout and your heart started pounding. You were suddenly aware of how close he was, and your face started heating up. You didn’t really have experience with guys in general, and now having one as attractive as him by you, you were starting to freak out a bit.

             Jimin took his hand and brushed it against your cheek. “What’s up baby girl? Your face is all red.” You couldn’t even get any words out as your breathing shallowed and all you could do was stare at his face. His wonderful, beautiful face. Those full lips. Those- Wait, what was happening? You slammed back into reality and realized you had moved your face inches from his.  Jimin’s eyes were wide with shock and you jerked back. “Wow, uh sorry. I don’t know what got into me. Uh, yeah.” You stammered out, moving farther away from him. “Hey, no it’s fine-” “Yeah, so you don’t have to walk me home it’s fine, I don’t live far. Thanks again for treating me to dinner Jimin. I’ll see you around, okay?”  “Y/N, wait!”  You quickly walked away, tears forming in your eyes due to frustration with yourself. You couldn’t believe you did that. He must think I’m insane. Oh God. Why am I like this? You felt a tug on your hand, and you spun around.

             Jimin was clinging onto your hand, a look of hurt on his face. His expression only worsened as he noticed you had started crying. You tried to pull your hand away, but he held on tighter and pulled you towards him, embracing you. “Hey, hey. Why are you crying?” He said soothingly, patting you on the head. You figured you weren’t going to be able to fight him off, so you muttered into his shirt. “I’m sorry, I just, ughhhhhh.”  “It’s okay, come on, I’ll walk you home. There’s no way I’m going to let you go alone in the dark.” He gently pushed you away and started walking. You walked beside him, your head hanging low as feelings attacked you. You didn’t know what to say, so you stayed silent. You felt Jimin giving you looks occasionally, but you just couldn’t meet his gaze, not after what you just almost did.

             You reached the front steps of your building and finally made eye contact with Jimin. He gave you a soft smile, even though you could see in his eyes he was concerned about you. “Thanks for walking me home, I think I got it from here.” You muttered, your mouth twitching upwards half-heartedly. “You sure you’re okay?” “Yeah, no worries. I’ll manage. Thanks again.” You turned away and opened the door, but Jimin grabbed at you.  “You don’t seem okay… It’s my fault right? I overstepped. Ugh, I’m overstepping right now. I should just let you go, please don’t hate me.” The way he looked at you, the way he spoke, your stupid heart couldn’t stay mad, couldn’t let him leave. You sighed deeply and rubbed your head. “Hey, if you want… Did you want to uh, stay the night? Sleepover? I don’t want to end our night on such a bum note. Especially because I had so much fun.” “Are you sure? I don’t want to intrude…” “Yeah, I’m sure. I live alone anyway, it would be nice to have company for once.”  Jimin followed you through the door and up to your apartment. You took another deep breath before opening the door and walking in.

             Jimin’s curiosity was coming off him in waves. You put your backpack down and turned the lights on. “Oh Y/N, your house is so cute!” He immediately started scouring the surrounding area, picking things up and cooing over everything. You smiled to yourself and showed him the living room. “You can crash on the couch, my bedroom is just over there,” You said pointing down the hall. “The bathroom is right across, don’t worry about asking for anything you have my permission to grab whatever you need.”  Jimin’s hand wrapped around yours. “What if I need you?” You shook his hand away and started walking down the hall. “Ha. Ha. There’re blankets on that shelf. Make yourself comfortable, I’m going to get my pjs on.” You went into your room going directly to your dresser and whipping out your most modest pair of pjs and slipping them on. How could you let him into your house and invite him to stay the night? Were you mad? You had to be. You had never let any guy stay over before, but it was fine he was just going to be on the couch. You had rooms and a door to separate you. It would be fine. You slumped onto your bed, tears returning. This was just too much, you couldn’t believe what you were doing, what you had done, who knows what would happen next?

             As if on cue, Jimin knocked on your door. “Y/N? I thought I heard sniffling, you’re not crying again, are you?” He slowly opened your door, his head peeking through. You looked up at him, then let your head fall on the bed again. He came in slowly, cautiously. You didn’t move. He crept up to the side of the bed and sat on it and began stroking your head. “You know, you can just tell me what’s bothering you…” You repositioned yourself so that you were looking up at him, while still laying on the bed. “It’s just. This day has been a lot. I’m not used to this stuff. I don’t hang out with anyone outside of Remi and my coworkers sometimes. Especially guys. I am helpless when it comes to that, and you. You’re just so nice and god, you’re so attractive and I find myself not really knowing how to handle you.” Jimin let out a low chuckle and pulled at your arm. You obliged and laid your head on his leg. “You are really interesting, you know that? I enjoy you just the way you are. Crazy and all.” He laughed again and booped your nose. You scrunched your nose and he brushed the hair out of your face. “I instantly knew you were one of a kind Y/N, which is why I’ve been so persistent in hanging out with you. I had a feeling we would get along. I’m glad I was right. I want to continue hanging out with you and getting to know you better.”

             You tilted your head and looked him in the eyes. They were so sincere, and you couldn’t help but smile, even though you were also blushing like crazy from his statement. His finger traced the top of your cheek and your eyes fluttered shut at his touch. “I would love to hang out with you more ChimChim.” Your breathing started getting heavier as he lightly traced your face. You could feel yourself drifting to sleep. Jimin went to get up, but you stopped him. “No, no don’t leave.”  “But, you told me to sleep on the couch…”  “No, stay with me. Your presence comforts me.” You rolled away, now half asleep. Jimin looked at you and then the bed, his face blushing. He pulled on the blankets and covered you before covering himself. You rolled back over to him, cuddling into his chest. “Night, Chim…”  You muttered before you were completely taken over by sleep. “Night Y/N.” He whispered to you, playing with your hair before he too fell asleep.

[sitaaronkepaar]

Daily Rikara Ramblings

Going in knowing I'm gonna lmao. Omkara's chutiyapa is on full display today rofl

Omg this pic room is creepy af. Like I legit wanted something like this during Rikara confession, but now it looks like something straight out of Darr movie. All Omkara has to do is stammer like SRK, G...G...G...Gauri, and my nightmare will be complete. 😫😫😫😫

Inspiration ka credit toh kabhi diya nahi, but flashback soch k zaroor sad hoga. Fuck outta here boi. 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

Omg what is this naali class version of Saathiya. Yuck. 😫😫🙉🙉🙉🙉🙉🙉  On the other hand, I am glad they didn't ruin that song with this freepy(funny+creepy, yes this is a thing now) scene.

I'm trying but I just can't feel bad for Om's man pain here. What an A-level chutiya! Apne mann me hi story banayi, usi se Gauri ko judge kiya and now he's going to pass judgment from his mind ki kahani too. Dude, you were at the fucking hotel, you should've at the very least bothered to check if it was your Gauri or not. Matlab it's a common ass name bro. Why don't you ever use your fucking brain? Ya phir ye Bhagwan ne kahaniya banane and wrong judgements pass karne ke liye hi diya hai? 🤔🤔🤔

Naali class version of Saathiya is still hurting my ears. 🙉🙉🙉🙉

But even that can't make me not fucking notice Aastha's pictures. W.T.A.F. 😲😲😲😲😲😲 I bet this scene was a last minute addition, but dear god, screen journal does have dozens of pics of Gauri, why couldn't they just use those? 4Lions ki incompetence at display again! 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃

Aur agar space fill up karna bhi tha toh ok, but why the fuck are you focussing on her pictures? Like, what even! 😲

And like the psycho he is, he burns them paintings down!!!

Also,

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA OMFG THE VFX IN THIS SCENE IS SO BAD, I'M DEAD. IT'S LITERALLY THE WORST I'VE EVER SEEN. LIKE KISI CHOTE BACCHE KO KARNE BOLA HOTA EVEN THEY'D HAVE DONE A BETTER JOB. WTF BIKHARI PH. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Okay, calming down, those paintings were legit bad so I ain't even mad. 😂😂😂😂

Omg Aisa lag raha hai paintings hawa me latki hai. 😲😲😲😲 Wtf is this shit.

And why are the frames so highlighted all of a sudden? 😂😂😂😂😂

Om is suanoing his sher and piche aastha ki painting jal rahi hai. I just can't fucking stop laughing. Dear God in heaven, I can't 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Again fuck outta here with your man pain. Ye imaginary raita aapne khud hi phailya hai. 😃😃😃😃😃

I would've quoted his sher but point kya hai? When he finds out he fucked up YET AGAIN, he will feel thoda sa guilty and it will be back to square one. Like what's even the point of all this? What can Om even say that he hasn’t already said before? What can Gauri say that she hasn’t already said before? 😑😑😑😑

No, honestly, yesterday I ranted about the toxic nature of their relationship, today I want to talk about the cvs. Wtf do these cvs even think they're doing? They could've utilized Shrenu's illness in so many ways, sent Gauri off to Bariely, made her leave a Dear Omkara letter and let her leave OM for good, show she was sick, hospitalized, Germany chali gayi thi, KUCH BHI. But why the same old misunderstanding nonsense again? At this point, you're just reiterating the point that Rikara don't belong together. This guy doesn't even have an iota of trust in Gauri. Matlab pehle toh aankhon ka dhoka khata tha, aaj iske dimaag ne bhi dhoka de diya hai. He didn't even bother to follow up, bas created a story in his head and acted the judge, jury and executioner on his own. Wtf is wrong with him?

And wtf was that pic burning scene? It didn't feel emotional or sad or whatever the cvs/director were gunning for. It looked straight up freepy, but not even that properly, cause Omkara was acting like a child throwing a tantrum. Without investigating and trying to find out the truth, he made assumptions, jumped to wrong conclusions and decided to end the relationship! Chalo, theek hai, Rikara was always one sided anyway. Nibhana Gauri ne shuru one-sidedly kiya tha and khatam Omkara ne one-sidedly kar diya. Jaan chooti I guess.

Except not? Cause Rikara is a circle of hell and we are stuck in it. Now he's misunderstood again and ended their nonexistent relationship toh baat karne k liye bacha kya hai? There's literally nothing to talk about. He unilaterally took the decision to end the relationship. I'm guessing he will insult Gauri(yet again) and she will either stay silent or leave or maybe even sunaofy him(yet again) but then he'll find out about her English truth and then what? What exactly can he say to justify himself this time? Ok, he has insecurity, abandonment issues, but why should Gauri bear the brunt of his problems? When it comes to Gauri, he always thinks first, acts later. Sure he had grounds to be suspicious but this time the punishment doesn't fit the crime, esp since he did nothing to get to the bottom of the issue. Just passed the judgement.

What/Who am I even supposed to root for anymore? Not this nincompoop or this toxic relationship! Do the writers even know where they want to take Rikara's story? Cause Dbo se Ib tak there's only been one thing constant between them, misunderstandings. The more I watch this, the more I believe that Rikara are unfit for each other. Ye kaisi ishqbaazi hai? There no trust or respect, hell even affection in this relationship. Omkara did not even give Gauri the benefit of doubt man, dafuq is this shit. What am I watching? Why am I watching? Koi muje goli maar do pls.😫🔫

[rabonghee]

honeyedmilks replied to your post: val !!!! tell me all of ur thoughts about the film...

KDJKDJDKD i mean the film post u reblogged from me !!!! i’m too lazy to remember the name KXJKXKX

OH DDLJ??? duuude this is a whole story:

Oks so I watched it super late at night like a month ago, and just when it finished I said under my breath “gosh, what an amazing movie” however I just couldn’t explain what was the thing that made me love it sooo much?? Was it the cinematography??? was it the movies??? Was it their love?????? I really couldn’t explain!!! (it was 3am okay let me be) So I decided to watch it again the next day, however this time making my mom watch it (this is where the story gets good)

To put it in simple words, my mom is a person who ALWAYS falls asleep watching movies, and I mean it, ALWAYS. And never like musicals (except probably Mamma Mia because ABBA but still) she’s always like “why is there so much dancing? let’s go to the plot”. At first I was nervous because omg I liked the movie so much and she might ruin it for me??? I was hesitant, until I decided to just press play. In a few words, my mom was delighted, I had probably never seen her so happy after watching a movie (honestly) (also she got a huge crush over kajol and srk but that’s a whole other topic lmao) I concluded that there was not a single thing that I did not love about the movie. The pairing, the dialogues, the songs, the cinematography, seeing how much love two people can have for each other... woah... it was all just too much...

Anywayyy some days later my mom was with her friends and she told them to watch the movie, so we decided to get all together to watch it (I’d say this was my third time watching but nah it was probably my fifth) It was so funny because we started watching at 8pm and the movie was supposed to end at like 11pm (and well in my city u cannot be that late in the night outside bc its super dangerous). We got to the intermission and all her friends were like “shit i have to go... but I really don’t want to....” anywayyys we stayed super late watching it, they all loved it, we almost died in the driveway getting back home but it was worth it lmaoo

Yesterday, as I was watching Mr Sunshine, I was almost ugly crying and then suddenly I hear zara sa jhoom loon main coming from my mom computer and I was like wtf are u serious, eugene is dying and ure making me sing right now?? but yh I have the whole album downloaded because the music is jUST SO GOOD

I literally have no words to explain how much or even why I loved this movie, I probably could watch it over and over and over AND OVER nonstop until I memorize the dialogues (ngl I almost know all the songs lol the one missing is ruk ja o dil deewane) So kids, this is the story of how a movie fucked me over and made my mom a srk stan (also if anyone ask me about my favorite movies dilwale dulhania le jayenge is 100% going to my list)