#spy sisters

[secretsimpleness]

Sometimes I want to bring Morrigan but then I remember I play as a face-tanking rogue and I bring Wynne. Warden Cousland, Morrigan, Wynne / Dragon Age Origins (c) Bioware

[1alchemistart]

i literally never do this but idk i was just drawing and they happened SDFKLSDKL

my girls do not yet have names bc i am cosmically bad at coming up with names and also inexplicably picky about it but def feel free to suggest some DSLKFSDKL

also for why damian is even involved,

[morganbritton132]

Eddie, posting to TikTok: Look, I love my husband. I adore this man and I have for the majority of my life. He is the shining star in my sky.

Eddie: And I know. I know he wants to read more this year. And I know that when you’re dyslexic, it can be really difficult and I’m happy every time he accomplishes what he wants but…

*Flips camera to show Steve reading on the other side of the couch*

Eddie, gesturing: What kind of demented book handling is this? That book is bent in half. It’s a hardback!

[catfortress]

💭

[wondrousmay]

Post-Operation Strix headcanon: After everything settles down, I want Loid and Yor to quit their spy/assassin jobs and instead do work around children. It would be really nice if they run an orphanage (maybe take over the one where Loid adopted Anya). They would be so good at it!

Yor is great with children so she would be a wonderful caretaker. She would make sure everything is running smoothly around the orphanage. And with Loid’s vast knowledge and expertise, he could give lessons to the children on anything and everything. He can also deal with the legalities of running an orphanage too.

Loid and Yor continuing their goals to take care of children and making sure they don’t cry but in a different way 🥹

[stargirl230]

Bond Forger appreciation post - aka my finished piece for the Starlight Anya Zine (2022)!

The endpage doodles were a collab between me and my little sister :)

(no reposts; reblogs appreciated)

[jamethinks]

Fiona tells Anya that licking rocks can hydrate you if you don’t have access to water. Anya goes to school and tells all her classmates the fact. Damian immediately calls bullshit. He goes and vents to Demetrius about it. Demetrius says that it's actually true and a well-known survival trick. He gives a clearly made-up scientific explanation that just confuses Damian. He calls it dumbmosis. Damian shares his findings with the rest of the class. He also shares some additional survival tips he got from Demetrius (claiming them as his own knowledge, of course). Suddenly, Damian and Anya keep going back and forth with nonsense facts they get from their respective older siblings (well, proxy in Anya's case). Mr. Henderson stops them before they start eating old table gum from the library (to gain the past chewers' knowledge, of course). He tells their parents. Loid is immediately confused as to why Fiona would just lie to Anya like that. Yor is oddly quiet about it. He tells Yuri about it, and Yuri is shocked. Half the lies Fiona and Demetrius said were stuff Yor told him. He keeps a rock in his locker. Yor gaslights everyone. The end.

[dirtbagcore]

we're all familiar with the usual Saiki K / Spy × Family crossovers, but i raise you:

One Big Happy Family :)

i dont intend to write this AU myself, so im giving BLANKET PERMISSION to anyone who wants to use the idea! (as long as you tell me so i can see what u make ^3^ !!!)

+ btw i decided to make it kuriko instead of kusuo because! they both have pastel pink hair!! its so cute (ToT)! but boy saiki would work too obv

[oliveo-il]

He’s on thin ice folks

[romancemedia]

New and Returning Anime in 2025

[mj-ackerman]

They all just barges in into the Forger's like it's their own house too.

Especially Yuri

Fiona is probably the only one who had the decency to ring the doorbell first

but Yuri also did the same during his first visit so Fiona will probably do same thing eventually.... maybe when she becomes close enough to the Forgers.

[yuiayyy]

I decided to show my little sister(10yo) tf2 mercs and see her reaction😭😭

She literally sees them for the first time ever, shes never even heard of tf2.

Medic: is he some kind of a scientist? He looks scary. Crazy scientist. Oh wait I see he’s got that emblem- he’s a doctor? He’s a doctor who pretends to heal people but he actually kills and stabs them and keeps their body parts in the basement.

Pyro: he looks.. he works with fire? I see his fire emblem. I think that he’s a firefighter- *swaps to the next image where pyro stands with his flamethrower* oh. That is not firefighter behaviour. I think… I think he sets on fire other people’s homes. Or any other things.

Sniper: Hm. I don’t know. He looks basic. I think that he’s a cowboy. And he kills people. For money.

Demoman: He’s an alcohol fan, he has that bottle in his hand. And he has these grenades on him, does he blow people up?

Scout: he’s ugly. I think that he works as a advertising man, you know that one that stands on the streets and tries to get people into his shop? I think that he also kills people.

Heavy: oh, he looks strong. He looks like if he punches a big rock the rock will break. I think that he also likes to eat. And he kills people.

Spy: he robs banks? He robs banks and he is very rich. He buys expensive suits and stuff. He never takes off his mask so he also never shaves. And he kills people.

Engineer: a builder? I think he likes to build things. He also got that protection helmet.. why does he wear that glove? Is he hiding something in there like Demoman?(talking about his eye) And he kills people.

Soldier: this guy looks strong. I think that he’s the leader. He also got these grenades on him.. he kills people.

i don’t even know what to say.

[liothebiblioklept]

Thanks @cutesykeito for editing this for me!! Tumblr destroyed the quality sobs

[erenfox]

to all those believing that little yuri wanting to marry big sis yor is "weird" or "creepy" or "incestuous"...

as an elder sister myself, i can confirm it's a perfectly normal thing for your dumb little baby brothers to say that, especially if you act as a second mother figure for them

[mistyyhaze]

A TWO PAGE SPREAD GUYS

It was a TWO PAGE SPREAD

Anya FELT COMFORTABLE ENOUGH TO TELL DAMIAN WHAT SHE WAS AFRAID TO TELL ANYONE ELSE SHE FELT SHE COULD TRUST HIM BECAUSE HES NOT SUPERFICIAL HE HAS FEELINGS HES JUST A BOY WHO WANTS TO HAVE A PROPER FAMILY DYNAMIC!!!!!! HES JUST A BOY!!!!!

[localfandom]

ok yuri is starting to just be a prick