#sprays water on you

[cosm1cx]

I'm gonna munch and crunch onto onyx's skull. ALL HES GOING TO SEE IS A TALL ASS VOID BITCH STANDJNG AT 8FT STARING DOWN AT HIM (my silly sona omni..) AS IT PLANS TO SOON BITE DOWN ONTO HIS HEAD OF HIS AND RECREAT THE BITE OF 1987.

NO.. THE BITE OF 2023...

DAWG LEAVE ONYX ALONE LMAOO YOU CAN'T EAT HIM MAN

[verquilla]

BARK BARK BARK BARK GRRRR HRRRRHRRR BARK BARK!!!!!1!1!11 BARK BARK!!!11!1!1 GRRR

who the hell let the dawg out???

[nocek]

Is it a stupid idea? Yes. Did I have to go overboard and animate it? No.

But I had to and I'm not sorry ;P

[leopardmuffinxo]

love fucks me in ways even lust would be envious of

[ipostmysimpingstuffanonymously]

So this is very self indulging. These are my vacation photos turned into the Tokyo 5 messing around. Makes me crave summer and my friends <3

[buggachat]

“Lila Rossi bashing” is such a funny ao3 tag. Like announcing that you’re gonna be treating an antagonist as an antagonist. Im gonna tag every fic that features an akuma as “Gabriel Agreste bashing”

[canisalbus]

That juice box ask is so right. Machete will definitely shrivel into dust if he does not have his daily H2O intake.

.

[asocketwrench]

Final boss of Pikmin 4 spoilers

[morganbritton132]

Eddie is live-streaming one evening when Steve comes into the room looking for his sunglasses. They are on top of his head, but more importantly, Steve is shirtless and he has a towel around his waist.

Eddie jokingly says, “You know, during Covid there was this trend where people would come into the room while their partners were in a zoom meeting and drop their towel to get a reaction.”

“What, like this?”

Eddie just barely registers being hit in the head with Steve’s towel before he’s scrambling for his phone, “Steve, I’m live str- you asshole.”

Steve’s wearing swim shorts and he’s laughing so hard that he has tears in his eyes. Eddie throws the towel back at him, making Steve laugh more.

He asks, “For my modesty?”

Eddie, trying not to smile back, says, “For your fucking modesty, dude.”

[suzalulusource]

★4 ルルーシュ [夏のナイトバカンス] ★3 スザク [夏の思い出の飛沫]

[kingofmyborrowedheart]

Getting very annoyed by companies using Travis and Taylor’s relationship as a way to promote themselves. It’s so invasive and strange especially after everyone around the two (including them!) have called for privacy and said they aren’t going to comment on anything. Obviously they are aware that people and the media are paying attention to them, but for companies to monopolize on it with disregard to the actual people they’re using is wrong. It’s just so weird to promote a football game as a way to watch a relationship unfold. They should be able to support and get to know one another without having their lives turn into a marketing campaign for a company. Just leave them alone.

[n00bcat1234]

I was bored this morning and haven't made a lot of cccc stuff recently. So.

Here have some cursed doodles

[vroom-vrooms]

Someone needs to tell Charles and Max that there are 18 other drivers racing with them this weekend cause I don’t think they’ve noticed

[lennsart]

Most of the wips I write these days can be summarized by "Legend gets hurt in fucked-up ways, and then he gets hugs" :)

(I'm fine shhh)

But I had this sitting in my drafts, and it's like the comfort part to a hurt/comfort, except I didn't like the hurt part, so posting this probably doesn't make sense, but.. I just wanted the boys to hug

Context + snippet under the cut !

Basically, Legend has been abducted for ransom (I think it was inspired by a whumptober prompt) and he didn't have a stellar time there. The rest of the chain rescues him, but they're worried he'll wake up confused at night, so they decide to watch over him. And they're supposed to take turn, but they all kinda end up sleeping next to him :)

Have this little Four POV that I quite like and feels like it can be posted without context :

Four expected to see two people in the room. One awake, that he would be about to replace, and the other asleep, that he would watch.

He hadn't expected three sleeping dudes.

He had to pause and go back to the hallway to laugh, muffling his chuckles in his sleeve. Of course Sky would have wanted to hug Legend and would have fallen asleep. Of course Hyrule would have let them, and promptly fallen asleep as well.

When he came back in and carefully closed behind him, he noticed with fondness that Legend, at least, looked perfectly content. He was sleeping on his back, Sky hugging his right arm, and he held Hyrule's hand with his left.

The traveler was mostly on the ground, head and arms on the mattress. Four winced ; that couldn't be comfortable.

Alright, he gave up (as if he hadn't as soon as he noticed them). He'd watch them three sleep, if only to gush about how cute they were tomorrow.

(He hoped Wind would bring his pictobox for his turn of watch in the morning.)

He got on Hyrule's side, and gently nudged him. This one hummed sleepily.

" - Shh, don't wake them up. " Four whispered. " Hop in.

- What...? " the traveler asked in confusion.

Four bit back a laugh at how asleep he sounded.

" - Get in the bed. " he ordered.

Hyrule may not really understand what was happening, but he didn't need to be told twice. He climbed in, wincing when he moved his legs, and abandoned Legend's hand to hug his waist, resting his head on his stomach.

The veteran softly hummed, but didn't fully wake up.

Four sat on one of the scarce empty spots of the bed, giggling to himself. He was happy that this watch had taken such a sweet turn ; he had expected to get lost in his own mind, trying to understand how they could have let one member of their group go through that. 

...

Instead, he had three sleepyheads cuddling, and he would trade for nothing in the world.

The last free spot on the mattress, above Hyrule and next to Lege, was probably too small for someone to sleep there.

...Well. He was small too, and mostly slept curled up anyway.

But, no ! He had decided he'd stay awake. No matter how comfortable those three looked, no matter how much he'd like to hug the vet, too, he would fulfill his mission.

Legend's hand opened and closed in his sleep, and he extended it further. Four blinked, and reached with his left hand. 

In a second, he was trapped, Legend satisfied with the hand he found and holding tight onto it.

...

Alright, that wouldn't be comfortable to stay sitting in this condition. Plus Legend looked like he wanted the smith to stay, and his goal had always been to watch for him, right ?

He curled up in the little free spot, his hand still in Legend’s, and definitely did not fall asleep in a matter of minutes.

[violent138]

I feel like Jason would wind up married for some reason and just not tell anyone. And then one of his henchmen, while fighting the Bats during one of their weekly ideological disputes on how to handle a shared problem would go, "No wonder he hates you guys, you're ruining his damn honeymoon!" and all hell would break loose.

[thewastedpotential]

Put these 4 in a room together who would be the first one crying and who would be the last one in a room?

My opinion? The first one out? Duchess. The last one in the room? Ramona.