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POV: you took a trip to the city with your robotic boyfriend roommate during the local holiday
some context under the cut owo
these are part of a soft, domestic au i made where Reader finds the daycare attendant in a hallway after they escaped from the burning pizza plex by forcing their fire security protocols
Reader lives in the countryside, found them during one of their spare trips to the nearest city and brought them home
the holiday that was going on when i took the photos on the other hand, is called Luminara and basically it has something to do with the city's saint patron (but i know jackshit about religion so there is that) and to celebrate it they hang a ton of lanterns to the buildings along the river and have them all lit for the evening, there are fireworks too but i didn't stayed long enough to catch those
Sun's face in that one pic is because there were signs everywhere that said NOT to sit exactly where all those people were sitting lmao
#my art#not an ask#illustration#artist on tumblr#fnaf security breach#fnaf#fnaf moon#fnaf sun#spot the bastard#fnaf sundrop#fnaf moondrop#fnaf sun and moon#my little blorbos#the last photo is like#pov: u brought moon to one of the few holidays that he can directly take part to#without being forced to celebrate it later#ngl being restricted to darkness/night must be fairly frustrating#most holidays take place during the day
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So during a wayne gala, there was a rouge attack shocker. It was by scarecrow he was planning to flood the ballroom with his gas
Unfortunately his bomb was shoddily put together and one of the cannisters holding the gas fell and landed in the hands of one danny fenton there with his godfather
Now unfortunately all anyone could do was watch as this gas can suddenly spayed gas in this young mans face who started looking panicked and backing up before spotting vlad and stopping
Suddenly this kid who seemed like he was seconds from running is now fucking growing and preparing to pounce on vlad???
And vlad just looks resigned as if he figured this would happen
#dpxdc#dp x dc#dc x dp#dcxdp#I'm sleep deprved right now so thos might be bad#but i just had the mental image of danny getting blasted with fear gas and starting to have a reaction to it#before spotting vlad and his whole body haveing a visceral FIGHT FIGH FIGH chant going on#i just wamt feral bastard danny whos whole body was weighing fight or flight but spotted vlad and immediately decided fight
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did it mean anything to you?
#gravity falls#billford#ford pines#stanford pines#bill cipher#the book of bill#tbob#bill x ford#bill x stanford#pre-betrayal#my art#here’s a fun game: spot every single red flag illustrated in this comic#i’m tired of people glossing over bill’s canon attitude towards ford. everything in this comic was done on purpose#hes a seedy manipulative bastard#ford run!!!!!!!!!!! you are being strung along by a fuckass triangle#while your other gay situationship with someone who actually respects you is falling apart#ford did not deserve all of this doomed yaoi in his life
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Being reminded about the pitch for Ford and being fascinated with the way Stan's age changed from "in his 80s" in the pilot to "ambiguous but still old" in season 1 to "wait shit, his backstory timeline means hes still in like his early 60s at most" so they ended up changing his design in season 2
Another tidbit is pilot!Stan's secret being him as the guardian of the town and him planning to pick one of the twins to be his successor.
and well....
A certain spiel sounds familiar. And is likely unintentional cos the initial plan was to have the agents make an offer to Dipper instead! It was switched to Ford because Dipper already idolised him so much
(Also reminder that Ford's name was set from Gideon's debut, with the name Stanley appearing in ep2 via license plate and Gideon calling Stan 'Stanford', so like. His name wasn't actually going to be Tim. It's likely the same case as Weirdmageddon 1 being known as Xpcveaoqfoxso to stop leaks from spoiling everything)
#i am still super amused by the newish 'how not to draw' short being s1 stan tho#stan's title changing from greedy old bastard to greedy old man... got nerfed...#sacrifices to save him from his pilot design i suppose#stan pines#stanley pines#ford pines#stanford pines#gravity falls#'not being allowed to take care of turtles' remaining despite it all....#pitch ford sounding a lot less serious in his example lines#post series fics should have ford pick tim as an alias on the spot with stan making fun of him for it
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go easy on him flynn hes a little concussed
#yuri lowell#tales of vesperia#estellise sidos heurassein#flynn scifo#raven tov#raven vesperia#quote source tumblr#quote source tumblr user horse is a horse of course#bastard spotted
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previously on "toshidou's horny rambles":
𝟏𝟖+ 𝐍𝐒𝐅𝐖
your jaw is aching, just barely able to feel simon's fingers as they curl around a fistful of your hair, the other hand pinching either side of your face between his thumb and forefinger to watch how your lips purse around the girth of his cock. lidded, darkened eyes staring down at you as he fucks lazily into your mouth; the slick sound of spit accompanied by the slap of his balls against your chin, wet with your saliva and precum.
and if that wasn't overstimulating in of itself, thick, strong fingers indent into the flesh of your hips, followed by the aching thud of könig's sharp hips jackhammering into the soft flesh of your ass, a cacophony of lewd, debauched sounds that shouldn't make you nearly as wet as they do.
you have little choice but to focus on trying to stay balanced on your hands and knees and take it, every forceful thrust, every notch of ghost's tip against the back of your throat, every delirium inducing drag of könig's cock, so thick it has no choice but to stimulate every nerve ending your poor cunt has to offer.
there is no holding back, no small mercies, you're fucked to within an inch of your life, pushed through so many orgasms you barely remember what year it is, unable to think of anything other than the two men that bookend your trembling body.
by the time their hips both stutter to a stop, once their cum dribbles down in flithy rivulets from your aching holes, plump flesh littered with bite marks, bruises and handprints; you're just lucid enough to make out the two men as they tower above you, twin sets of irises engulfed in black, still hungry, still not satiated.
it's fair to say you may have "voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce soir"ed a little too close to the sun.
#☁︎⋅writing#☁︎⋅debauchery#you know i had to do it#brain wouldn't fuckin shut up at me until i did#GOD#btw they absolutely swap places after this#könig tries to be so gentle but your mouth is just too warm and wet :((#poor guy loses his mind and might go just a teensy bit too rough with it#but he moans so sweetly it's easy to forgive him <33#meanwhile ghost is a fucking bastard and he does not give a singular fuck about it#he will angle his hips just right to drag against your g-spot with terrifying precision just to feel how you flutter around him#and he will also pull out just to slap his cock against your poor bruised up ass so he can watch how it jiggles with every hit#HE'S A BASTARD IM TELLING YOU!!!#simon ghost riley#ghost mw2#simon riley#simon riley x reader#simon riley x you#ghost x reader#könig x reader#konig x reader#könig cod#konig cod#ghost x plus size reader#konig x plus size reader#könig mw2#ghost cod
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#STOP THAT IMPOSTOR BASTARD#HES POSTING WITH MY NAME MY ADDRESS MY PHONE NUMBER EVERYTHING#STOP HIM!#olivia octavius#doc ock#doctor octopus#the spot#jonathan ohnn#JJJJOOOOONNNY#LISTE N TO ME JONNY#I WILL CRUSH YOUR WORLD#i can hear it so clearly in her voice#IT WAS OUR COLLIDER JONNY YOU FUCKING IDIOT YOU IDIOT I SIGN YOUR FUCKING CHECKS#but shes nice enough to at least warn him with “tell one more person”#shes so stupid
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once again. i am thinking about an alternate end of time ending where the master joins up with the doctor on the tardis, but now specifically, an au where the doctor still ends up regenerating and crashlanding in amy's backyard. au where the doctor doesn't show up 12 years late because two timelords piloting a tardis is (marginally) better than one, and now amelia pond is going on adventures in time and space in the care of the two least qualified being in the history of the universe to take care of a seven year old.
#an amy pond who grows up on the tardis would be a terrifying thing indeed.#i dont know if its funnier if the master doesnt regenerate too and now every time they show up in the modern day dozens of tabloids get#pictures of him and the doctor going 'FORMER DISGRACED PRIME MINISTER SPOTTED? GAY??? SECRET SCOTTISH DAUGHTER???'#the picture is eleven leading the way while a very disgruntled master gives amy a piggyback ride (if he doesn't she'll start biting again)#on the other hand. if the master regenerates into missy that's just as funny. evil mary poppins to raise amy.#doctor who#local bastard who keeps trying to destroy the world reluctantly fond of feral ginger child they picked up. still wants to destroy the world#but not before amelia gets to go out for ice cream first.
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Abso-fucking-lutely vibing with World's Finest: Teen Titans' addition of Karen as one of the founding members.
Because good fucking god, before this the team was two demigods, two billionaire teens and a Normal Kid™ in neon yellow BUT NOW?! Now it's two demigods, two billionaire teens and TWO Normal Kids™ in neon yellow!
No but seriously though Wally is the only one who has to like... mow the lawn and watch his neighbor's cat when they go away for the long weekend. He's the only one who knows how to mail a letter at the post office and how much pencils cost at a book fair. He's got superpowers and terrible parents and yet somehow he is the MOST NORMAL ONE THERE.
Which speaks volumes about the rest of them tbh.
But now!!! Karen and Wally get to be nerds ✨together✨ and they get free tickets to watch the trainwrecks that the other Teen Titans call life
Seriously though I think these two are aggressively trying to be friends with each other while also roleplaying their 'cool guy' hero personas, which is extremely funny to me. These two are absolute nerds with no friends in school and they are DESPERATE for a friend and they've just met but they've both decided "Yeah that one. That one is friend shaped"
Wally: you move too slow
Karen: learn how to fly dumbass
Anyway I love them
#this is really fun because its like the og titans series where Wally took one look at Mal and was like :O NEW BEST FRIEND#(important to note that mal was a random ass civilian and not even remotely a hero and Wally offered him a spot on the titans right there)#but Karen joined before Mal here and instead of Wally glomming on THEY'VE BOTH GLOMMED ON#TO EACH OTHER#anyway i just think that's beautiful#go off you beautiful neon yellow bastard children. you have terrible homes lives and too much trauma but i hope you have fun being silly#they deserve to be silly together#and maybe they should both go to therapy. not together just in general. i think theyd both benefit#like absolute vibes that they have panic attacks with each other. i stan that they trust each other#but also. therapy queens. pls go#dc#dc comics#the flash#kid flash#wally west#karen beecher#bumblebee#worlds finest teen titans#teen titans#titans
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Severus 🐍
Aside from Harry and Hermione, he is arguably the next character whose pov I read about the most (gen or ship wise). Can't help that he's too interesting of a character for me to ignore when written right.
#doodle#fanart#severus snape#professor snape#snape#snape fanart#hp fanart#harry potter fanart#i love fanon snape#mostly bc i barely remember canon him#I admit to being a bit biased#blame the movies and fics for making me adore him#headcanon where snape is more powerful than what's portrayed in the books/movies#tall dark and broody#snarky bastard who hates everyone but has the tiniest soft spot for his youngest slytherins#he loves dumbledore minerva pomfrey and some of the staff in his own snarly way too#his own found family you could say#idk i have a lot of thoughts on this man#or my image of him anyway#but am not good at articulating it right now
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I really like kafhoshi ... it good.... Ther s so much potential and so much material to work with AND YET THERES LIKE NOTHING!!!!! *Rolls up my sleeves* gotta do everything myself in this damn house...
#kafhoshi#kafka x hoshina#kafka/hoshina#jk jk i will not be doing everything. bc i cannot write. and i dont mean im not great at it i like have a legit mental block#ill draw tho!!!!!!!!! i will draw!!!!!!!!#i just think about... how theyre conpeting for the same spot (tho hoshina already has that spot hes fighting to keep it)#and how hoshina was the one to vouch for kafka to be passed as a cadet (partially due to suspicion of him but still)#and also indirectly says that part of why he did that/keeps him around is because he's a stubborn guy who never gives up and that reminds -#him of himself (bc hes been told to give up his whole life too and he still hasnt. theyre both stubborn bastards)#and that hes been ''taken in by his charm'' (along with everyone else cus everyone cant help but love him)#and also they canonically train together sometimes. alone. together. come on man thats such an easy target to make it gay#just have someone pin the other person to a surface while sparring and have there be Tension and Energy there. easy.#just come onnnnnnn if you dont have ideas ASK ME#ASK ME FOR IDEAS. ESPECIALLY FOR WRITING CUS I CANT DO THAT MYSELF I HAVE SO MANY THOUGHTS IN MY HEAD THO
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Helix: *goes to help pull a halfway melted part of Cody’s blacks up so he could cut it off, and get smacked on the hand for it* hmmm…
Cody: *did not mean to do that just got startled while he was trying to do the same thing to his left ankle, isn’t actually hurt just annoyed because melted blacks apparently stick to your body hair* …!!!
Helix: You know. I once had a dream where you drank so much coffee your body started to shut down.
Cody: …???
Helix: Yeah. I guess it starts with paranoia, huh?
Cody: -_- I think it has more to do with the shinies that tried to wax me with my own melted blacks.
Helix: Keep telling yourself that.
#star wars#incorrect star wars quotes#clone wars#commander cody#clone medix helix#I wrote this for the body shutting down joke#but now I need you guys to know that I’m giggling like crazy#imagining Cody desperately trying to hide from a group of shinies trying to yank strips of melted kute off him to wax him#Cody is a paranoid guy and he’s even more paranoid about Obi asking him why he has bald spots in bed later 😔#😂 the fucking disrespect of those little bastards you helped raise 😤#this one better not flop this is the funniest shit I’ve ever written in my life
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PARKOUR
#inuyasha#brain rot art#that feeling when you want to do a pose study and this little rat bastard says “actually this is my spot”#im gunna go kick some rocks
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Okay I need to write something abt Ivy's brain overheating n starting to cook her head bc it overworks and there's no way there's enough space in her super computer brain for an efficient cooling system combined with Tim involuntarily salivating and feeling hungry when he smells burning flesh as a hold over from eating corpses during the Moon War. This is no longer a want it is a need.
#Been thinking about this for DAYS but every time I open a word doc I get so frozen with emotions abt them so I end up writing nothing#ivy alexandria#gunpowder tim#the mechanisms#I can't stop thinking about it#picturing something like Tim just chilling in Ivy's library/archives. like he's got a bad migraine and wants to take refuge in the quiet#but he's leafing through a random shelf- not really looking at the titles- as an excuse to be there.#when he smells it#a harsh scent undercuttng the stale and dusty atmosphere and rising until it is as loud and pounding as his thundering heart#logically he knows it isn't actually that strong. but it's been long since they were planetside and even longer since he had to smell that#it's all consuming. and for a long moment he stands frozen.#Stomach sunk in his chest only for Tim to be filled with horror when he realizes he's salivating.#and then all he feels filled with is disgust.#he stumbles through the shelves. Fully aware that it could only be coming from Ivy.#He's not quite sure if it's the scent that draws him or a bastardized version of concern.#Either way she's researching in the exact same spot she was when he came in. He wants to leave but she's right by the door and his own brai#is screaming at him to check for a pulse and bring her back to the microwave victim pile for harvest.#Nevermind he knows they cannot die and knows they have food and even (logically) knows he's no longer in thise lunar tunnels#nvgtdtfhvhdgchvjcv ahhhhh no thoughts head empty just this scenario
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guy who is sooooo normal abt his crush
#fluri#vespshipweek2023#yuri lowell#flynn scifo#tales of vesperia#estellise sidos heurassein#judith tov#raven tov#rita mordio#bastard spotted#quote source twitter#quote source twitter user lunch enjoyer#quote source tumblr#quote source tumblr user slowlikehoney1996#quote source tumblr user manywinged
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seeing 4 straight seconds of This Bullshit like
#i was literally out smoking a bedtime joint#and i felt Ben Affleck Deep in my Bones#the heart eyes howell was noticed by me while ALSO SMOKING#thats when you know its bad#i already have issues spotting heart eyes howell during normal vids#down bad little bastard#dnp#dan and phil#phan#phandom#aeiou thinking#daniel howell#amazingphil#danisnotonfire#dapg#phil lester#danandphilgames
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