#spoof talks

[spoofaloofa]

Lost culture is losing your mind at anything with the numbers 4 8 15 16 23 42 108

[oof-spoof]

TLDR; I'm depraved of Invincible fics and if you want something done do it yourself. But also no time and no focus to get said things done 😮‍💨 and go check out @solelifauna 's fics they're fucking amazing and I've chained myself to their "Definitely Not Invincible" series because the first fic had me unhinged immediately to see how things would play out. Nolan and Mark are fucked up and I love it 😭

So if I'm still into the series (I'm currently hopping fandoms because I'm trying to break my cycle of going back to the same one for the legit 16th time) then I'll probably have something by the end of the month because I'm currently taking an English class and the professor is very very specific and strict on how they grade so I'm hoping i can refresh my writing abilities and learn some new things that will help me with writing fics.

I'm doing my best to watch invincible because i really really REALLY want to write some angst and fear/horror shit (i have absolutely zero experience in both those areas) and I want to study the characters in depth to be able to accurately portray them without being too ooc.

So I might try for my next break to get one out, set a deadline for myself just to see what I can do. Its not lack of motivation to write its just my lack of focus and losing my ability to sit still and get things done and I seem to never have time to myself to just chill the f out.

But I'm foaming at the mouth for more fics and I wish for more platonic/romantic/fluff/crack stuff because I'm not really into smut like, I just can't see the appeal to it most times and it has no effect on me.

I don't even remember what triggered me into getting obsessed with the character because it was Omni-man first with how out of pocket he seems, but also he's a dilf. And then i just latched onto this series like a starved vampire and I don't think I'll last very long if i can't write out just ONE fic.

Also @solelifauna has a bunch of fics that I've been injecting into the veins on my brain, I'm foaming at the mouth for most of their series because they are so good at writing, I can feel the emotions and environments as if I'm actually there AND I LOVE BEING ABLE TO DISASSOCIATE INTO A GOOD STORY GO CHECK THEIR WORKS OUT!

Particularly their Definitely Not Invincible fics, I will die for those stories. That's another factor that has me wanting to get back into writing again. Its soooo good 😫 how could you not be inspired?

[fallout-lou-begas]

they're gonna reveal that he's called Vault Boy because when he was a kid he was very reserved and sullen and never opened up and so his bullies called him "vault boy".......but to everybody's horror....it was only when the world was ending...that he finally smiled and gave a thumbs up...

[nyupuun]

Yusei being autistic is not even a headcanon to me it's just canon.

[icannotseewhereiasked]

It's been well known that furries are almost always are computer scientists or IT technicians. Knowing this I would like to return mine because they are one of the stupidest people I know

[jtl-fics]

You said you had something queued for the non-specific reality show AU?

WIP WEDNESDAY

"Welcome to Ugh." Andrew says while sitting in a perfectly white room on a simple black chair.

"We're your hosts, I can't believe I'm still alive to suffer through this, it's Jean Moreau." Jean says pouring half of a bottle of wine into a wine glass and handing the rest of the bottle to Andrew before taking a sip.

Andrew accepts the bottle, "And Contractually obligated by the Real House-spouses of Exy to say I'm happy to be here, Andrew Minyard." Andrew says.

"Today's segments include, 'No Kevin just because it has Exy in the title doesn't mean any of us want to hear about changes in player stats'" Jean says tiredly.

"And ,of course, 'Is it fashion or is Neil just hot enough to pull it off?' The answer may surprise you."

****

Thanks @ittyybittybaker for goofing around with me in messages about this yesterday lol

[missus-paint]

Something Familiar

[teufort-cannibal]

hes eyeing a defenseless scout. you just ate. greedy little creature.

[i-am-trans-gwender]

One time at work the song "Piano Man" by Billy Joel came on but it took me way too long to realize that because my brain was auto correcting it so I heard Weird Al's parody "Ode to a Superhero".

[ttngummybear]

The next time I go to try and ask for tech support from the revanced team, someone PLEASE just slap me so I don't do it.

[spoofaloofa]

I woke up to my mum sending all of these to me. I think today is going to be a good day

[oof-spoof]

On a side note: I'm watching the first episode of Invincible

Mark is adorable omfg I wanna pinch his cheeks he's a cinnamon roll 😭

And i mean this with very low lust or sexual interest but omfg Nolan's legs?!?!!! Excuse me hello hi? His arms too? Back muscles?

I love muscles idk why they're just very satisfying to look at it itches my brain for some reason.

But yea anyway im gonna pinch Mark's cheeks off cuz he's a cutie and deserves all good things in life

^^^*I was already writing this before the uh murders happened and holy fuck*

And uh r.i.p the guardians like damn i didn't know it was like that 😦

[spoofthespoofer]

I'm going to go rollerskating in the park cause it's fun

[ted-calling-orson]

the Abe Lincoln: Vampire Hunter universe would be wild bc like T.R and his siblings would all be half-vampire

I had more on this but i just woke up and have yet to finish AL:VH so

[smile-files]

literally me

[prolibytherium]

I (predictably) lost my shit when I saw that IASIP scene with 'In Your Eyes' as failed mood music while watching it the first time around and it was still one of the funniest bits of the series for me the second time around. It also has ruined the song for me by association, probably forever,