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jtl-fics · 1 year ago

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You said you had something queued for the non-specific reality show AU?

WIP WEDNESDAY

"Welcome to Ugh." Andrew says while sitting in a perfectly white room on a simple black chair.

"We're your hosts, I can't believe I'm still alive to suffer through this, it's Jean Moreau." Jean says pouring half of a bottle of wine into a wine glass and handing the rest of the bottle to Andrew before taking a sip.

Andrew accepts the bottle, "And Contractually obligated by the Real House-spouses of Exy to say I'm happy to be here, Andrew Minyard." Andrew says.

"Today's segments include, 'No Kevin just because it has Exy in the title doesn't mean any of us want to hear about changes in player stats'" Jean says tiredly.

"And ,of course, 'Is it fashion or is Neil just hot enough to pull it off?' The answer may surprise you."

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Thanks @ittyybittybaker for goofing around with me in messages about this yesterday lol

#Welcome to my spoof on UNHhhh by Trixie Mattel and Katya Zamolodchikova #Jean and Andrew retired from Exy #Jean got hurt #Andrew decided he was done standing in front of a net #Jean was only allowed to retired if he was still making some money to send to the Moriyamas for the next few years #Hence #The Real House Spouses of Exy #It's 90% gold diggers / trophy wife/husband #5% actually genuinely love their spouse #5% Jean and Andrew #Jean and Andrew get their own internet spinoff because fans love their asides #Thus Ugh. was born #Jean's married to Jeremy and Andrew is married to Neil #Most of the show is them talking shit about the new wives coming into the show #They do have some personal history stuff they talk about VERY VAGUELY #Andrew is doing this because Ichirou will let Neil off the hook for Exy in this verse as well #AFTG AU #AFTG #This one is by far the most goof ass but I am charmed by it immensely

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