#tedposting

[forcedevil]

[ted-calling-orson]

JIMMY CARTER IS 💯 LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO

[staypuff]

he has no ulterior motives! :] just loves helping hitchhikers! : ]

[archonofdivinity]

the two faces of a prime minister - satire and reality

private eye "heathco" feature / private eye issue 223 / the great 1974 mining disaster - barclay james harvest / the daily mail, 31 may 1973 / the fall of ted heath, reconsidered - the american conservative / i knew edward heath – this is what he was really like - the independent / i once met a naked ted heath in the sauna - the oldie / edward heath: a new style of prime minister? - lecture by lord lexden

[msexcelfractal]

Install an authenticator app?? Why don't you install my dick up your nose! What happened to texting me a one-time code?

[wirm-boy]

watched moon knight with @ouppy-bnuuy

[moonstonetombstone]

[fluffypyonpyon]

*sniff sniff* your gay

[applescabs]

Fuck it.

[sadfixion]

ill forever stand by the view that chaos;head writes a pov character with debilitating social anxiety and asocial tendencies extremely well, because despite takumi being an extremely unlikeable guy when you get to see all of the misogyny and pessimism going on in his head, you still can't help but sympathize with him a little when you see how Legitimately Difficult it is for him to exist in the world and that all of the gross stuff in his head is mostly a self-defense mechanism of sorts to make it easier to justify how disconnected/alienated he feels from it

[feralfaro]

Ted: Let's just agree to both say we're sorry on the count of three.

Ted: One... two... three.

Lis: ...

Ted: ...

Ted: See, now I'm just disappointed in both of us.

[forcedevil]

your sorrow is my entertainment

[ted-calling-orson]

i had such great ideas

[smiledback]

My ass getting dressed up as Sammy Lawrence for college only for there to be a NEW GAME announcement??!? HAPPY HALLOWEEN WE ARE EATING GOOD OMG

[archonofdivinity]

@sellingengland I couldn’t find any photoshoots (as expected. I’m the Ted guy, it wouldn’t be his personality) but I found some other stuff

[punkkboyyluvrr]

every time i watch the bill and ted movies i feel like that spongebob line where hes like "my friends in there :D!"