#spoiler alert: theyre all dead

[god-damnit-vinne]

my day be so fine and then boom i remember this ship im hyperfixating on is once again doomed yaoi

[auraisereigh]

"Watching the stars"

Chapter two

Brennan Sorrengail x Riorson reader Blurb: Now that Brennan and Star are hidden away from the world they find comfort in each other for the loss and grief theyre both feeling, all the while theyre supposed to survive in the wild. wc: 3.1k ☆ SPOILERS FOR THE EMPYREAN SERIES. Grief and loss, Survival. Let me know if i missed something. Uses pronouns: she/her. i use Star as a nickname as y/n sounds weird, and i'm awful with names.

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The next morning I wake up from a pitiful attempt to sleep.

Kind of hard with a dragon breathing down your neck.

It's still early, the sun barely up but after a week hiding in this cave and hunting in a selected area it looks and sounds like most people left Aretia. With other words I can start hunting in a larger area, after all it's difficult to keep a dragon satisfied.

Brennan is still asleep but Marbh is awake so he can give the message to him. I take my bow, arrows and my bag and leave.

If I'm quiet enough I should be able to get a good stack of food for us and the orange dragon that now lives in a cave way too small for it's ego. Most animals should still be out and not hiding, especially since it seems most people left. Animals will notice the silence and appear more.

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And animals guaranteed, enough for the three of us. I collected all the food by a tree closer to the cave so I don't have to keep dragging it all back in one go from a farther distance. I look in the direction of the cave, judging by the sun it should be around midday. Slowly one by one I put the animals in the huge bag I took with me, the one my dad packed for me In case something would go wrong... I stare at the bag, the memory still fresh in my mind.

"A survival bag?" I ask my dad, a small smile on my face as I raise my brows at him. "For what? You wanna do another camp trip? Friendly reminder that last time didn't go exactly as we planned." My voice holds amusement. But he looks... dead serious.

"I made it for you in case something goes wrong." My face falls. What is he talking about? "I... I don't understand. What could go wrong? I know we've had a few... things go wrong, but our army is in place. We're prepared." The way he looks at me says he hasn't been completely honest, which makes sense as Xaden and all the other children are gone, moved to a safe place that no one knows about.

"We might have put the army in place but that does not mean we will win when they attack. I'm not risking you getting captured. I have a proposal for you-"

I snap out of my trance, boot steps that crunch leaves and branches making me stand in high alert. It's not Brennan, it can't be. I pull an arrow and lay it on my bow, but I don't aim just yet. From where I'm standing no one can see me through the high bushes by the tree. So whoever is on the other side won't see me. More crunches of leaves. More than one person. I crouch down near the bushes when I hear them talking.

"I don't care how long it takes, I want you to find her." A deep, gruff voice says. "This place is ash. If she was still alive she would've burned when we burned her home." Another one responds, he sounds more on the frightened side. "She's his daughter, his heir and first in line, I want her to watch it happen." The first person bites out again. "Find her." Then all boot steps sound farther and farther away. I lower my bow, trying my best not to make a sound.

They're looking for me. Who? lies beyond me but someone is looking for me.

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I'm back by the cave when the sun slowly starts to fall.

Brennan is awake and sitting up against a rock, aside from small conversations we don't talk that much. I suppose he is also going through his own grief.

I drop the bag, making Brennan flinch. He must have been deep in thought. He looks up at me, his messy auburn curls sticking out everywhere. I know he's hungry but I know he won't voice it.

I get to work quietly. Unpacking, skinning and roasting the animals.

Good thing about having a dragon in here. Unlimited fire. And I don't have to put in a single effort except ask.

It's almost a routine now, I hunt, come back, unpack and make the animals ready, Marbh roasts them, we share and at the end of the night I put the fire out and we sleep.

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Two nights later Brennan and I sit quietly, eating, while Marbh enjoys some bigger meat I found. Your welcome.

"He always talked about you." Brennan's quiet, rough voice breaks through the fog in my mind. I look at him, my face not showing a single emotion of what I'm feeling.

"Naolin. He always talked about you." He is quiet for a moment and then continues. "Every time he received your letters, or when he wrote one for you. He would always talk about you. Memories, things that reminded him of you. When we sat outside watching the stars..."

A part of my heart cracks, I had kept Naolin from my Thoughts, not wanting to mourn now, I had to stay alive, I can't do both.

I don't respond. I continue eating quietly, not wanting to let my thoughts wander to too painful things.

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Over the following days Brennan and I find ourselves talking more, simple topics nothing too deep that could possibly open healing wounds. I managed to get him out of the cave yesterday to get some fresh air. We walked to a lake with a giant carrot following us. We sat down, enjoying the quiet sounds of the water.

With a dragon breathing down on me, cozy.

We're nearing two weeks here, we're both tired but it's too risky going to the open mountains near Riorson house, who knows what's waiting for us there.

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I didn't go hunting today, there was no need as I managed to get enough for a few days. It was an opportunity to actually get some sleep that I couldn't deny.

Somewhere in the evening I feel two hands shaking me slowly. I open my eyes, easily recognizing Brennan's face. He looks slightly panicked and before he can say something I hear an extra pair of Boot steps. I immediately take my bow that had been laying right next to me, an arrow close by as I aim at the figure. Was it the person who had been looking for me days prior?

I hold my aim, my eyes adjusting to the light. The figure doesn't move, it holds its hands up in, surrender? Peace?

My eyes finally adjust to the light. My eyes widen slightly as I take him in. My bow lowers and my hands shake slightly.

"Felix?"

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I currently have five chapters finished for them and I'm also working on a playlist for them. <3

[wakingupthetrees]

the fellowship of the ring and how they are on a night out drinking (obvs tw for alcohol mentions!)

Aragorn;

likes a range of different drinks but tends to stick with beer

normally the most sober in the group, unless its just the three hunters, in which he is smashed to prove a point to gimli

drunk crier when hes alone

designated driver (arwen ends up picking them all up most of the time anyway)

holds his alcohol like a champ, never once seen throwing up even after the craziest nights

gets crazy hangovers though

Legolas;

loves a good fruity cocktail or wine

though he'll drink pretty much anything

and i mean anything. you could hand this elf a mixture of beer, moss and horse hair and he'd down it with an 'aight bet'

stomach of steel

somehow still pristine even after way too many shots to be healthy for anyone

only gets drunk on elf wine

hangovers? what's that?

the type to wake the others up at 7am the morning after to make him food

Gimli;

similar to aragorn, likes beer but will drink anything as long as its alcohol

gets WAY too into drinking games, one tease from a hobbit or elf and suddenly theyre 5 pints in

does not hold his alcohol that well, no matter what he says

passes out at a certain point and does not move for at least 10 hours. like he becomes a whole rock. just there. one time sam freaked out because he thought gimli was dead

wakes up in pain but soldiers through, makes THE best hangover pancakes

Boromir;

cider enjoyer

normally one of the more sober of the group at the start, then the first to descend into madness

is the one to suggest they play the drinking games, chaos unfolds

always ends up being dared into something dumb, later denies this

eggs the others on, also later denies this

wakes up with a killer headache

'im never doing that ever again' proceeds to do it again

'ill take this one easy guys' spoiler alert he does not take this one easy

offers to carry the hobbits home, they make it one street before getting picked up by the others

Frodo;

likes a good old pint from the green dragon

honestly anything thatll get his mind off of Things

happy to just sit and watch the chaos

gets weirdly philosophical after a few too many, dont let him near legolas they will start speaking in riddles even gandalf is lost on

always prepared with hangover remedies bilbo recommended him

Samwise;

the sensible one

also likes a variety of wines

likes to sing songs with everyone

gets anxious over getting too drunk

doesn't really know whats going on is just here to be with his friends and have fun :)

makes sure everyone drinks plenty of water and gets home safe

if he gets REALLY drunk he might cry over his potatoes. dont worry though, mr frodo, he knows just how to grow more even better next season

Merry;

another who'll drink literally anything, though he has lots of opinions and recommendations on what the best brands are

gets louder the more he drinks, especially once the songs start

him and pip are a 2 hobbit band, once they start a song theyre off.

on the tables, singing and drinking with a full planned dance routine to match

loves a good gossip, shares all the tea from the shire

do NOT let him and pippin start with the shots it will not end well for anybody

is one of the drunkest and yet never gets a hangover

Pippin;

drinks whatever the others order

a very giggly drunk

tries to sneak in a few pranks, always gets caught but no one really minds

plays all the games, sings all the songs, is just there for a good time

first to start singing, the first to get up on a table

needs to be carried home, will collapse laughing at some point and not get up

avoids the hangovers by just sleeping for hours and hours, always mia until the next evening after a night out

Gandalf;

prefers his pipeweed to drinking

though hes been seen with a glass in his hand at more than a few events

only person im the fellowship whos seen him drunk was pippin, who witnessed him shove a wild squirrel up his hat before winking and running away

everyone thinks pippin is joking, except legolas who's just been around long enough to think 'yeah that checks'

pip now has a phobia of squirrels ('but merry, what if he enchanted them!! what if he has a secret squirrel army!!')

[aaasdgnklm]

tw for *described* blood and gore, stabbing, drowning (mentioned)

spoiler alert for epic : the musical the vengence sags

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OH MY GOD

THE VENGENCE SAGA

holy SHIT guys its WILD

ok ok so not sorry for loving you was oretty much what I was expecting calypos va is amazing and the song is so pretty and I almost feel bad enough for her to like her

dangerous was a BANGER I didnt know about the more calm bits at the beginning and end and the pause when the crew usually replied in the 600 lives bit fucking HURT but then hermes shows up and its like WOOOOO PARTYY FUCKIINGGG TIMMEEE AM I DIONYSUS OR WHAT CAUSE WE ARE HAVING A RIDEEEEEE!! the anamatic with ody fighting all these monsters and hermes busting it down was HILARIOUS I love him SO MUCH troy eats every time and its amazing

charybdis was EVEN BETTER THAN I EXPECTED tbh ik a lot of people were really excited for get in the water and dont get me wrong I was too! but I was REALLY excited for charybis and it met my expectations perfectly the vocals and how just fucking DONE ody sounds is PERFECT I love it

get in the water. holy SHIT get into the water. it was what we knew was coming UNTIL IT WASNT AND THEN IT HURT THE BIT WITH HIS DEAD CREW/FRIENDS/MOM WAS OUCH and a fucking jetpack I CANNOT take that seriously bcuz omg thats so funny that he used a JETPACK to fight posideon AND IT WORKED

six hundred strike ima be honest didnt love the 3d render thing it wasnt for me but the water physics were sick but the MUSIC IS AWSOME I HAVE SO MUCH TO SAY EEEEEE

first off the crews voices coming back to accompany odysseus as he avenges each of them is GREAT but then

then

the end

HOLY SHIT THE END I

I dont even KNOW what to say because OH MY GOD

posideon basically saying yeah whatever you win but ur fucked you dumbass and ody replying with youre calling that storm off. and posideon going or what bitch

and then the danger motif starts

AND THEN ODYS FUCKING RAMPAGE

STABBING HIM OVER AND OVER AGAIN WITH HIS OWN TRIDENT

THE PRONGS TEARING THROUGH HIS LUNGS FILLING THEM WITH BLOOD INSTEAD OF WATER HOOKING BEHIND HIS RIBS AS HIS OWN TRIDENT SINKS INTO HIS IMMORTA BODY OVER AND OVER HURTING MORE THAN ANY MORTAL WEAPON COULD

and the things odysseus is saying? holy fuck theyre almost more painful then the trident because DAMN

you can hear all the rage, the misery, the grief, every single goddamn thing odysseus has been through every person hes lost every person hes fail every. single. emotion. odysseus has felt is so raw and painful and THERE and its awful and amazing and its perfect for that moment

and th animation for that portion is amazing too. the glowing stripes on posideons sides and the flashes of lightning and the blood on the trident and the way posideons body lurches as odysseus stabs him AH and ofc that final line. THAT LINE HOLY SHIT

“with everything youve done… how will you sleep at night?”

“next to my wife.”

so good. im in love.

[fishiiwasdrawing]

Tell me about your favorite oc :33333

MY FAV OC????

UHHH EERRRR UHM

I HAVE ALOT BUT CURRENTLY

Cahya

A silly little Mortal Kombat oc I made!!

Shes still under construction (story wise), shes just a shy but kind sweetheart :3

She has plant manipulation!! (Mostly sunflowers), and she can just poof small

(Funfact her human form isnt her human form, shes actually a tiny girl that just taken a human form :3)

Honeycomb!!

A phighting oc! Theyre a police at crossroad!

Now this one I never talk alot, but trust me when I say if I love them I love them

Honey had an incident on work that result in her losing legs, she still work around helpinf people

Shes aware of the people from Theive's den (Neutral)

But she despises Medkit, Scythe and broker (Hate, I mean you can guess why)

Shes taken yah (still under construction), her dad was also a police officer! Wonder why he isnt around... (spoiler alert he's DEAD)

Thas all for now, this feel like favoritism over a child AHAHAHHA

[just-eyris-things]

today i was reminded that i wrote gw2 version of your immortal and called it my mortal and honestly i have so many questions. long post so read more goes riiiight here

spoiler alert: i am not ok after writing this post. i might have lost all my remaining braincells. i need a nap.

Hi my name is Ivory Light’ness Rememberance Swan Path and I have midbac long ivory hair (that’s how I got my name) with pink streaks and my eyes are blue like Gornag’s corruption. I am a werewolf but not ugly like a nornwolf but a cute one. I’m also a smart girl and I go to Queensdale Academy in Kryta and I will graduate soon - I’m nineteen. Im a prep and I am also a furry if you didn’t know - I am a werewolf with a cute ivory tail and I like Rytlock Brimstone, but that’s a secret so keep it to yourself you fucking goth trash :)

ok we started strong with meeting Ivory. ok. onto chapter 2

Goths are necromancers btw and they all are horny gor that trash-hearne guy who is a plant. I hate him because he steals Great GHrenth’;s job and bones for me and my fellow werewolves to chew on. That fucker.

chapter 2 is necrophobic

I smiled at Canach and he smiled at me, he was waiting there with his black racing raptor Pherraris.

Of course canach would drive a ferrari...

“Because I love her,” Canach sighed dramatically like a drama queen he was. Or maybe i should say drama KING because he was a MANLY MAN WITH CHEST HAIR. Well, maybe not hair, but leves… “BUT I THOUGHT WE WERE A THING, YOU CACTUS” Rytock growled after 5 minutes of deadly silence disrupted by moaning of the risen outside the gates of fort trinity. “Wait, arent you a thing with Logan??” asked Trashhearne, very confusedly. Garm and I looked at each other and i shrugged, he tilted his head. I looked at canach and he was looking at me and i looked at him and he looked at me.

someone pls write me a chart of all the relationships in this, im so lost

“It’s okay” i told him. “Are you new? Whoi are you?” i asked, my tail began to wag slightly with excitement. I loved meeting new people. “Ryland Steelcatcher, but people call me Jormand nowadays,” he confessed and sat next to me. “Why?” I gasped. “Because i had an affair with joelmag and they made me a ice werewolf!” he laughed excitedly and i yelled with joy.

Jormand and Joelmag............

“Ivory!” repeated Jormag “you shall kill the pact commander!” they ordered.  I gasped. “No! I could never do that to the commander! I love them!” i whined. The commander and their chisled abs, the commander and their hot voice adn theyr sexy hair and face and eyes and even if they had pancake ass they still had a cake (because a pancake is just another kind of cake ykno) and i couldnt rid the world of that sweet sweet cake!  “You gotta! Or i will never give up on destroying the world. I will never give it up, i will never let it go, i will never run around and desert it! The world shall be mine as the prophet hatusne miku prophesized!” jormag announced angrily and primordus jumped down the hole and looked at me angrily with eyes full of anger. He roared sexily. “Hatsune miku?!???!” i yelled. If hatsune miku prophesied that jormag was to inherit tyria then nothing could be done. I cried.

HATSUNE MIKU?!?!?!? at this point i am dead from cringe

I was trembling all day because of George. I was so sad that i couldnt focus on my cheerleader practice, so kashmir felt bad for me and made me a cheer captain to make me feel better. Everyone clapped and cheered but i couldnt stop crying. I was so worried about canach but i didnt wantr to kill the pact commander.

who the fuck is geoge???

“STOP MAKING OUT YOU SINFUL DEGENERATES!” yelled Anise from her window. I gasped and Jormand gasped too and then he started screaming in pain as his horns covered in ice again. The illusion was broken again. “Nooo, my horns are cold again!” he whined. “I THOUGHT YOU WERENT CORRUPTED ANYMORE” i yelled “I AM, I JUST USE MESMER MAGIC TO HIDE IT” he whimpered desperately “OH NO!” I exclaimed “WE NEED TO SAVE CANACH, JORMAG HAS HIM IN DUNGAREEES”

Ivory, is there anyone you still havent made out at that point. also canach in dungarees is an image. bless the typos.

“Rytlock, Logan!” we screamed, “you have to help us!” “Ryland!” Rytlock roared as he got up from his chair. “That’s not my name anymore and you are a shitty dad!”

you tell him ryland jormand

“Why are you wearing a maid outfit?!” i screamed and the commander looked at me and yelled in shock and blushed. “Ah! Ivory!’ the commander moaned surprised. “It’s my third job, i work in a maid caffe because pact doesnt pay me enough!” they admitted then looked at jormag “jormah! Prepare to die!” they yelled. 

this is the moment when i sigh. i have nothing more to say. i dont think anything can surprise me at this point. im going to see a doctor about my brain, brb

“How will i pay rent this week…?” i heard [the commander] say. I felt bad.  “Hey, commander?” i said. “Yeah?” “Maybe go teach at queesnddale academy?” i asked. “Ok” And thats how i saved the pact commander.

Thank you for your service Ivory

“Welcome to cat maid caffee, how can we meow you?” asked a big fluffy charr in a maid dress. I gasped. “Bangar ruinbringer?!?!??” I YELLED.

why.

But Jormand didnt listen. He unsheathed his sword and charged at us, but henstopped dead in his tracks. The door to the estate broke open with a kick and there was him! The hero of the hour. “I’m a scholar,” a voice said, “but…” It was… TRASH HEARNE! AND HE HAD A GUN!!!!!

please shoot me, Trahearne, I'm suffering here.

I agreed and went to his red raptor, Nersedes Ibony Stoneglow.

So Rytlock has a mercedes and named it after Ivory and Crecia. Oh, Rytlock.............

 the pale tree was there chillin on a hammock with sylvan puppies on her lap. “Yo whats up kids?” she asked, dressed in jeans and tshirt and had an unbuttoned plaid shirt like a cool mom, she even had basebal cap on top[ of her flowery head. “Hi mom” said canach grumpily. “Oh Przemysław! Youre home!!!”

Canach is polish. ok.

“Oh oh oh Canach, Canach! You sure are a CANach and not CANTnachN’T!"

I regret my life choices.

"What is this plant on your desk" he asked. I started sobbing. "It's spinach" i cried. The commandet said he likef spinch and took one leaf off and chewed on it.  "Noooo" i yelled "it's my boyfriend!!!"  the comandrer looked at me and then at the plant and then he lookef at me again and sajd "Go see academys psychiatrist, girl" and then he went on to teach more meth. I went to the psychiatris and i got sad. I entered the room and hasped. It was…THE COMMANDER DAWKKURRA THE SKIRT ALICIOUS. "Hi" she said "Hi" i said sadly as i hugged potnach. I was too depressed to be shocked that my syciatrist was a skrit and the pact commander. "Way you here?" "Commander told me to come." She tilted his head to the side looking away from their golden fidget spinner. "Wai?” heis noes twitched. "Arencha school psychologist?" I asked. “Me??” Dawkura looked at me confusedly. “Noo? I just like to play with my shineees all day. People come and talk problems but i dont cairn.” I couldn’t believe this. The academy was a sham! I hugged potnach. I wanted to smoke pot but i couldnt smoke my boyfriend even if his name was now potnach.

potnach.

I started crying desperately.

me too girl, me too

I was surrounded by Cheese. “No! Not the cheese! I’m lactose intolerant!” I screamed and the Cheeses spoke thus “Ivory Light’ness Rememberance Swan Path! To save the world from devastation of Jormag and their siblings you must find,... A HORSE!” “But horses aren’t real!” I screamed. “They don;t exist!” “That’s not my problem,” said Cheese

lesson learned: beware of cheese

“Oh, Potnach, we’re really in it now” “We sure are, girlie” he told me and i gasped. “CANACH?!” I screamed and I realised the cactus had now his face and he could speak again. “It is I, Canach, and I am thankful my most beautiful and esteemed female companion did not smoke pot from my leaves as I was still growing back my visage.” I cried. Gods were punishing me for my sisns by rewinding his personality back to the ancient times!

the gods are punishing me, Ivory. ME.

[justastabbylilgay]

hello!!

i just realized you've got ur asks open, can i ask about ur ocs? they all look really cool and i'm curious what their deals are. especially spencer and the shark girl.

okk here we go intro time,,

so this is just gonna cover one of my stories (sorry its not the one with spencer im rehashing her story rn. but you will get shark girl) 👍

so. in this world there are four races (none of wich ive named yet) : theres just. regular people with normal human features n nothing special, theres ppl that have animal features (theres ones in land + ones in water), theres bug people (pretty much just anthropomorphic bugs) and theyres also like. elves

each race has (or rather had) a god exept for the normal human guys, so they were jealous of the other guys' gods and they summoned Big Evil Guy (havent named him yet) to be their god but he was evil so he tried to wipe out everyone and everything (not good) so most of the gods put their power together to stop him, dying in the process (rip) so their youngest and least powerful brother was left to rule over everything but we uh. wasnt very good at that so he just kinda went into hibernation for a while. (also i forgot to mention this but all the elf ppl went into hiding so that he couldnt use them as fuel for evil magic and now everyone thinks theyre all dead)

so with all the gods gone the people put together a council to rule them (after fighting over it for a bit) and heres where Ezra (normal human thing. at least she thinks so) comes iin (woohooo were finally actually getting 2 the ocs). Her dad was one of the council members, but Oops! he died. (along with everyone else in the council. how inconspicuous) and spoiler alert it was ezras mom who killed everyone. oops. and also she tried to burn ezra alive

so it turns out that the council members had to die so that Big Evil Guy (who is back now woohoo) could become the emperor (dictatorship time yay). and ezra tried to join the royal guard so she could try to prove to her mother that she isnt worthless (she thinks her mom tried to kill her bc she wasnt good enough). her mother is like. second in command btw

so then toni (half bug person half regular guy) shows up to try to convince her to leave the army and somewhat succeeds bc now the royal guard thinks ezra was a spy

ok going back in time a bit, all the elf ppl hid inside a hollowed-out mountain with like. a big magical gem in the middle (they also materialize from the gem just dont think too hard about it) and they used the gem as the center for a spell that puts a big magical barrier around it that makes it so that no one can get it. it also curses anyone who gets out by taking their voice so they cant tell anyone about the mountain

so. val (elf guy obviously) and his brother lived in the mountain for a while but they got curious (as you do) and they found a way out of the mountain. unfortunately they also cause a rock slide. val's brother got trapped inside the mountain thinking val got crushed in the rock slide, and val got trapped outside the mountain thinking his brother got crushed in the rock slide. Yay! val also cant talk anymore

so eventually val makes his way down to the ocean and is taken in by a bunch of guys who live in a boat (aaron, zaffre, and rue) and he lives with them for a while. but then the emperor decides that the ocean people are a threat so he builds a wall to cut them off from the rest of the world. but before that fully happens they send val to go live outside the wall and thats where he meets toni (who also happened to have just left her home. the bug people have a whole mind control thing going on dw about it)

and then the whole ezra thing happens and they go off 2 defeat Big Evil Guy (and a bunch of lore things happen with val)

sorry if this is incomprehensible lol

this is just like. an outline of the story

if you want 2 know more abt anything lmk

:)

[echo-of-damnation]

im not feeling good so im going to rant about the book Dead Men Walking by Steve Lyons because none of my irl friends will know what im talking about and i need to get it out of my system.

apologies in advance for anyone who ends up reading this

first things first. absolutely love the funky little krieg guys. i love that they just fucked their entire sick ass planet because the loser guys on top were like " yeah nah fuck the big man who is def not a god and fuck da rules". i applaud theyre blinding loyalty. one of their best traits imo. i love their quirks of not having standard names and the absolute crippling disappointment and need to atone for a sin so hard they send theyre young off at an unnatural amount. I love their hehe dont care about casualties front everyone thinks they have but they do and will take their lives in consideration. that some of them will feel fear at running head first into an unwinnable fight and some will flee. its so. human. like deep down in their gene code, no matter how much they reproduce these soldiers, there is a part of human nature that will always and forever be there.

I enjoyed Krieg by him and wanted to see more of their silly little lives in action. (this was before the siege of vraks book came out so at the time it was just those two books and pieces of lore scoured from the internet)

now! with that said!

i went into this book excited to see my funky little gas mask guys. what i ended up getting was a weird sub plot line about my guy Gunthar and the goveners daughter (ah forbidden love. a tale as old as time) and a little bit of the funky little guys.

after shit hits the fan our boy Gunthar gets separated from his one and only and ends up drafted into the PDF and gets to hang out and do really fun things train and fight with the kriegsman who came to "help" the planet from the shit that hit the fan.

spoiler alert. it was the funny robots hitting the fan.

while there is some really good parts in the book going through some of the fights with the dkok and ol'gunt it always ended up going back and bringing up his little crush. (who we find out is all in a shit hitting the fan situation but ends up fine at the end with the guy who liked her from afar and who shows up halfway through the book and this book wasnt about them okay. it was supposed to be about my cool guys.)

we get some super cool dialog from one of the krieg colonels saying something along the lines of "you just want to use us kriegers cause you think our lives are worth less than your own peoples lives. go fuck yourself." and some great moments when we actually get to see a kriegsman without his mask and its painful how young the boy is. it was great! more of that!

at some point all of gunny's krieg friends end up dying/they peace out because they cant contain the necron threat and its up to our love sick boy and this last baby krieger to do something.

so they blow the robos the fuck up. kinda.

beby krieger sacrifices himself(who didnt see that one coming) and gunthar does his thang.

NOW. I MUST CLARIFY. I MAY BE GETTING THESE TWO EVENTS SWAPPED IN ORDER. BUT IT REALLY DOESNT MATTER TO MY RANT.

at one point, and this is were i got frustrated and its kind towards the end ish, all of the important people of the planet are getting evaced which includes the govoners daughter and the lost puppy guy she found along the way.

what happened to the gov? the krieg colonel fucking shoots him for being a little bitch colluding with the enemy. so treason.

ANYWAY, the girl and the guy are getting onto the ship to leave when op! who is in the crowd! gunthar! hes there! he finally made it back to her! now to just tell her and oh who is that man touching her? hes kinda close and is she getting comforted by him? well i guess she didnt really love our boy in the end and his whole life is crumbling down around him. whats there to live for now? guess he'll just go die.

(now that im think about it i think this all happened before they blow up the necrons)

in the end i just kept getting reminded at every turn that yes this book is about the dkok but we are never in the pov of them. we watch and interact with them through gunthar who also wont stop trying to prove himself and find the girl he liked.

im not saying romantic plotlines shouldnt have been in the book but i feel like they should have taken a backseat. i didnt want to follow around the daughter as she leads a little revolution with some slave humans against the necrons. i wanted kriegsmen. i wanted to see how they lived and fought. how they interacted with each other and those around them. its fine that we had gunthar as our guy but i wanted more of him with them. at one point he ends up seeing them as brothers and finds comfort with them and the kriegsmen also end up respecting him a lot for his efforts. that could have been built on! that is an interaction that is never really seen and it would have made the story so much more. idk. i dont want to say better but like. more cohesive?

in this conclusion i will like to say i did like the book. it had really enjoyable parts but it wasnt great. its not a book i would pick back up and read of go and recommend to someone new to the fandom. it just never felt like a krieg book. just a book with funny gas mask guys sometimes.

thank you for coming to my ted talk. if you did enjoy this word vomit of a rant please like and subscribe and hit that bell for notifications so you know when i lose my mind about another thing in warhammer that no one else cares about. idk how to end this.

sincerly,

a sick little guy

[milo-igidk]

okokokok im gonna actually talk abt the picture now (spoiler alert i dont like it)

first of all im gonna start with the face since thats what most ppl seem to dislike most too and im sorry but she looks 20 like this is supposed to be the first book she is a child here still shes supposed to be 13 and she looks about 17 at best. and why does it look like she has a full face of make up on im??? this bothers me so much bc sophie doesnt even like make up and that type of stuff so it makes no sense just the shape of the face too and the hair??? im sorry im trying to be nice here but that hair is more dead than kenrik is it looks like straw im so fucking done it looks bad ok im sorry

now this is supposed to be modeled after the second book i think since she has the same outfits (which also it just makes me mad they didnt give her the necklaces and why her cape is wrong but whatever) and look im not always the biggest fan of keeper's original art but this is genuinely one of my favorite covers and thOSE ARE NOT THE SAME GIRLS

and also 'Manga-meets Disney style' my ass that is such a Barbie meets Bratz style its making me wonder if these are actually doll models and theyre getting a head start for the marketing of the movie

and just to be clear this is in NO way negative towards the artist i have seen her art (@/itsbrych on instagram) and it is GORGEOUS like seriously its so good i dont know how we ended up with this

[laurzvahll]

for the rockstar phos au, what's the equivalent of the winter arc here? whats going to happen to antarc, and will it give phos ptsd and hallucinations like in canon?

HELLO ANON!! Thank u for the ask😆😆 answering from my phone rn because I didn’t want to wait.

This post might get long so im gonna cut it here

ALRIGHT, a little bit on Antarc and the winter arc. Just a warning that characters might be a little ooc im trying my best LOL. This isn’t 100% set in stone, and if people have better suggestions or ideas I will be very glad to hear them considering I just thought of this AU for funsies so the routes I made up may not be the best there are. If that makes sense.

So, initially I wanted Phos to be invited by Dia to a holiday party or maybe just a normal house party towards the beginning of December. All the college gems are celebrating being on winter break and whatnot. Phos goes because I don’t think Phos would reject a party invite, but also because it’s mentioned that there’s a possibility Cinnabar might be there. Spoiler alert, Cinnabar is in fact not at the party. But it’s okay because Phos takes this as an opportunity to get to know others more. They’re having quite a bit of fun, but once the other ‘gems’ start asking if they’re going to submit their college application and join them, Phos avoids the questions and decided to ask Dia if there’s a quiet room where they could take a quick break.

Dia leads Phos to the room and Phos closes the door behind them, only to realize there’s already someone else there too! And this is none other than Antarc, who im thinking of making some sort of exchange student to explain why they’re only around some months of the year. Phos sits down somewhere and wants to start a conversation but Antarc looks very busy (on their phone, totally busy). But Phos starts talking anyway after being bored for a couple seconds, and while Antarc is very hesitant at first, it’s not long before they both end up moving to a small couch in the room to continue their conversation. I’d like to think they talked for hours, Phos doing most of the talking ofc but Antarc seemed content with it. At some point, Dia comes back in surprise to see them still here and lets them know that the party is over. Phos says they better walk back to their apartment, and Antarc offers to walk them so Phos wouldnt have to walk home alone at like 3 in the morning. So they walk to Phos's apartment and Phos offers to exchange numbers. And thats pretty much how their first meeting goes! :3

I have a bunch of little scenarios thought out for the time they spent together but i dont want the post to get tooo long so just know that im thinking Phos's help towards Antarc's 'work' would be helping Antarc write a song maybe perhaps NOT TOO SURE YET but i do want this AU to revolve a lot around music :p

As for what happens to Antarc, (THIS MAY CHANGE) sorry guys but in my AU i am NOT letting Antarc die i cannnottt. But i Will let Phos believe Antarc is absolutely dead. The only reason im not letting them die completely is bc i want them to come back like at the end of canon where theyre turned into a lunarian. Im not entirely sure how im going to go about it, but theres going to be an incident where Phos and Antarc will get hurt, and Phos will only be able to watch unable to help Antarc at all just like in canon. Antarc is going to disappear, most likely to a hospital lawl, and the accident will make them have to go back home without Phos even knowing if they survived. For a reason i havent yet decided, Phos's texts cant reach Antarc either so that rly makes them believe Antarc issss x_x.

Phos's mental health plummets, their guilt is immense and they start not being able to sleep because when they do sleep their dreams are filled with that accident replaying over and over. They always believe to see Antarc out of the corner of their eye, and they do have full on hallucinations like in canon and their ptsd, i will not erase that important part of their character 🙏

Thats pretty much it for now sorry this is so long i rly didnt think it was gonna be this long LMAOOO. thank u sm for the ask im very happy to be able to talk about my AU xP

[a-student-out-of-time]

(Follow up to my ask) Yeah, and believe me, thats not the weirdest thing. Apparently (I keep writing this)... theyre all dead. This killing game is taking place in the after life.

Yeah, not feeling it on this one.

Also, Blowback being this low... is it because it ressemble too much Trigger Happy Havoc ? Or because of what happened in Chapter 2 ?

For the readers, spoilers alert... unfair victim. Especially considering the events of Chapter 1. Also, probably not expected who the killer was.

Is there any other reason ?

//No yeah, I heard about that one. It's weird

//Blowback is lower largely because it feels like...amateurish? Not that that's a slight, it's just that it feels very much like a first attempt at a killing game story. And yeah, having ANOTHER one set in Hope's Peak is pretty annoying ^^;

//Not only that, but the characterization in the story itself ranges from genuinely really good to pretty weak, which is a damn shame. I still don't really understand why Mikihiko did what he did to Kana, and chances are we'll never know

//The bath scene is also easily the most pointless and unnecessary one I've seen in a DR game yet ^^;

//It had a lot of merits too, don't get me wrong, it's just that a lot of it feels undercooked. I think they had a lot of good ideas, but sadly there won't be any follow up to any of them

[monotone-artist]

braveleap

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i assume that the tails longclaw theory truthers have been deep into their caskets the past 24 hours

[tianhai03]

just finished watching kenzan. i have..... many feelings and stuff i wanna scream about

[reilliane]

modern au where genshin boys(or girls; becaus ei havent chosen who.) calling your number after awhile. their phone rings(and so does an untouched phone buzz.)before theyre sent to voicemail— “.. hey.” they start out after taking multiple breaths.

“i- i know it’s been awhile since i last called, but, i missed you.” *and whole heartbreaking one-sided convo because spoiler alert: your dead. :() “you, you uhm, havent been picking up lately..”

-🦧 i dont write, i draw— god gave me 1 skill and 1/4 of another. anyway, i cried last night at tjis because im cruel and the only person who really suffers is me becauss j can never relay these kinda angst-ideas/thoughts to another person without it alwayseaving my mouth (thumbs??) as smth not sad because of how i word tiis ok im rambling its almost 1:30am goodnight— morning?

Omygo MC's dead- again 😨 AHDAJHDAAHHAJDHAJDJJ

That's sad fr- this kind of angsts with living people clinging onto those who have passed- my heart, ugh, hits me good. Like good.

Also oh dear 🦧 :(( I hope you're doing nicely now and have let out all that angst so you can recover! Chin up! As for skills, they can be honed, don't give up! You'll get extra better with practice, that's a given! We all start from 0.

(My first writing shuck is so cringeworthy I'm 🤪 doesn't help that I had my writer origin story at Wattpad JASHDJHD but in my defense, Wattpad was still so much better then-)

[derekmorganscrocs]

Nancy Drew 2x10

Thoughts While Watching

Spoiler Alert!!

YO- THE- WHAT IS THAT-

Pls the Ryan puns, I can’t even lmaooo. Wholesome Nancy? PLEASE LMAOOOOO OK OK THIS GIRL IS MAKING ME LAUGH. oh no- the straw: SHE KNOWS. ms reporter is gonna DNA test nancy.

Is aces contact info for his bro “long lost brother”? GEORGE IS A RENTAL CAR? Pls. George has abs- I think I have a crush ngl. Bess knows- ODETTE IS CRUSHING ON BESS. Nick and Bess are about to be sister wives no cap.

Apparently he is Tamura, not Tamara... I’ve been calling him the second this whole time- was no one gonna tell me?! Oh enemies to lovers 250k words I see how it is. JOKING, JOKING. We don’t ship nancy and tamura.

“I thought I smelled bacon” OH PERIOD GIL. Sass king, I love. Oh Nancy getting all up in his space is something else. Good to see that Gil is rockin with ghosts, as he should.

“Typical waitress occurrence” okay, Tamura is kind of growing on me. He’s a little funny. “Whatever do you mean, another?” Ace stop trying to lie please. HOW OLD IS TAMURA- oh he’s like a history guy... I really just thought he was like an eternal being for a sec. “the supernatural detective and the basic one”

OMG BESS IS FALLING FOR ODETTE IN GEORGE’s BODY. and nick is seeing a contractor. (Awkward thumbs up). I STILL THINK GRANT IS A MURDERER. pls Nancy’s lil cheesey smile is so cute and funny.

Ryan coming off all smoldery, okay Riley smith. Own that swag.

Bess falling over made me laugh. Odette coming thru with the skating skill. Odess? Bessdette?? I love. Ace’s brother??? ALCOHOL- ODETTE. ACE HELP A GIRL OUT HERE!!!?

Tamura got left at the alter. NO WAY I WAS RIGHT LMAO sorry Tamura lol I know you got left at the alter or whatever but I like being right. PLS HES SO SARCASTIC ABOUT THE DRESS THEORY NO- AHAHA HES KILLING ME. (poor word choice but the point stands).

OH NO I SAW THIS NICK CLIP ON THE IG- IF THIS BITCH LIGHTS MY MAN ON FIRE I STG. NAH NAH NAH HES STUCK IN THERE. WITH A MURDERER.

OH M G. I SAW GAY SO I SAID GAY. THEYRE IN LOVE. ODETTE AND BESS IS SO CUTE. I love the French accent too.

OH NO NICK- DON’T GET LIT ON FIRE MAN, YEAH DUH THE DOOR IS WELDED SHUT- OH THEY BUSTED THAT DOWN LIKE NOTHING. Fire extinguisher fight.

SALT AND BURN, HOES. WHY WOULD YOU BREATHE IN THE SMOKE WTF

My girl nancy just fainted omg. I’m cackling at the prospect of what’s about to happen. BESS AND GEORGE GOT ARRESTED- GEORGES HAIR. what’s going on rn. “My face isn’t working yet” MOOD.

IM CACKLING OMFG TAMURA SLOW MO- pack it up property brother number three. “Were you just waking in slow motion” MY GIRL IS STRUGGLING. she’s trying so hard. GIL TOO- OKAY BUT GIL IS HOT- “so smoldery” YES MAAM HE IS. GOOD TASTE GIRL. She’s petting him? “No seriously get me away from them” the way she said that is sending me- she’s so freaked.

FANSON RIGHTS!! NANCY NOOOO. NO NANCY. STOP PETTING GEORGE’s BOYFRIEND PLEASE NANCY. THE HAIR- THE HAIR. I don’t blame her not gonna lie, I would also want to touch his hair. “I’ll kill Annette” MAAM JEALOUS MUCH OMFG. “Your palms are really sweaty” ACE STOP OMFG. Wow sis snapped there omg.

They locked her... in the freezer.

He FOUND the brother- ACE HARDY ACE HARDY ACE HARDY PLEASE. Ace half Hardy? Okay we’ve paused the show so I can do some math: so Ace’s dad was the Marshall for mom 1 and father to brother. And also father to ace but different mother. Okay we got it. Bess and Ace are such a cute friendship.

Aw FANSON YAY. “We’re gonna work on it okay? And we’re gonna get better at it.” PLEASE SOMEONE TALK TO ME LIKE THAT OMG. o nancy ruined the moment.

“She’s okay. Just a lil boy crazy” RYAN IS SO CONFUSED OMG.

Nancy having a breakdown in the freezer is a mood. Is she about to stab someone- NO SHES BREAKING OUT OF THE FREEZER. THEYRE ALL THERE OH NO. why’d she go over the railing like that I’m laughing so hard- SHE JUST BODY SLAMMED GEORGE OMFG IM SCREAMING LMAO

OH GOD THEY CAN HEAR GEORGE AND NANCY FIGHTING FROM THE FRONT- i love the absolute dragging that’s going on here, honestly vibes. it’s like they’re feeding a child.

The girls are fighting (Tamura and Gil) NICK JUST KICKED THEM OUT.

I thought she was gonna escape lmao. WHY DOES SHE RUN LIKE THAT OMG AHAHHAHA. oh no Tamura is... they’re gonna kiss Rn I’m gonna barf ew. STOP MOVING SO SLOW JUST GET IT OVER WITH SO I CAN LOOK AWAY PLS. oh nvm she’s good now. She just dipped and Tamura is like: what now

LOVE THIS GIRL TALK OMG. YES PLS NANCY. Did George just emoji? AW GIRL HUG. I love the friend moment here, pls the sleuth sisters are the CUTEST trio.

HIS BROTHER IS IN TOWN? PETTY BESS I LOVE HER.

aw poor Tamura... oh no omg I actually feel bad for him now :( aw besties!!! Teamwork moment here, I love. HE TOTALLY HAS A CRUSH ON NANCY AND IDK HOW TO FEEL 😭

WHAT OMG DID ACES DAD GET KIDNAPPED? That might just be an old photo I’m kinda dumb ngl

NANCY CHOSE GIL? ARE THEY ABOUT TO KISS RIGHT- yup they just kissed.

RYAN IS SMILING WHEN HES TEXTING HER OH NO. HES GONNA GET HIS HEART BROKEN 😭

DAMN IT VAL. NO NEED TO OUT NANCY AS THE GRANDCHILD, HOLY CRAP.

Okay, so the episode is over, but I KNEW one of them was gonna fall in love with a ghost. KNEW IT! But on the down low, Bess and Odette are cute.

Sister:

Literal GASP at Ryan’s photo shoot. Like sat up like she rose from the dead and gasped SO LOUD- Yeah we’re both Riley smith groupies, what about it.

(When they locked nancy in the freezer) “I gotta ask. Is the meat hook still in there?”

Here are some more (ignore the contact image please lmao the vibe in my phone is random pics of my friends/family):

So the only explanation you really need is she LOVES Riley Smith, and is definitely crushing on Ryan lmao. She literally GASPED so loud at model Ryan.

And she’s not a huge fan of Tamura x Nancy. Tbh idk how I feel yet.