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hey don't cry.
scramble threeish eggs and put them on a slice of bread, sprinkle salt pepper and a bunch of basil leaves.
enjoy.
it takes ten minutes and it's making my day food wise.
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tragic! trans person no longer merely tolerating the act of existing just now realising their entire wardrobe is ass
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the most hopeless girl in the world just smiled btw. nobody saw it but she was happy for a moment. yay! ^_^
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dear god please 🙏 let elon musk die in the most pathetic humiliating way possible and please 🙏 please 🙏 make it happen soon please 🙏 amen p.s pretty please for the love of you
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REMINDER FOR EVERYONE (including me) THAT EMMIE'S BIRTHDAY IS MARCH 15TH!!!!!!!!!!!! PUT IT ON YOUR CALENDARS DONT FORGET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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that post thats like “you’re not unlovable you’ve just been spending a lot of time alone in your room” is true for everyone but me. i’m unlovable i’ve just coincidentally been spending a lot of time alone in my room
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ok but i dont want to witness man made horrors beyond my comprehension anymore
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SOMEONE NEEDS TO KILL TRUMP TOMORROW. ID SETTLE FOR ELON MUSK TOO. STABBING IS PREFERABLE BUT ANY METHOD IS GOOD
#PLEASE#it would be so funny but also so good for pretty much everyone and everything#beaming down to earth#ides of march
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I love you ifa...... I love u
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the emotion i just experienced is kind of indescribable
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Small tip for artists out there: draw Perry the Platypus at least one. please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please
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you have a character named alberta???
yeah lol but she is NOT very important. she's erics grandma and she shows up in season two, i should probably develop her more because season two is my weakest season.
she just kinda sucks.
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dont mind me im just wandering across your dash
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Co-op game concept: You're Doing It Wrong!
One player is taught how to do a task. Then the other player is expected to do the task without knowing how.
The player who knows how has to correct them without talking, using stuff like slaps and pointing at spots and quick 1-second demonstrations (with limited numbers of each).
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DONT use glasses, youll become dependent on them to see!!!! #WARONDRUGS #OVERPRESCRIPTION #CORRECTIVELENSADDICTION
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Everytime I see a cop dog I get sad. That dog should be at the club.
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