#spn rarepairs

[hoziernaturalevents]

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[vaginadentatacas]

FINAL RESULTS ARE IN! congratulations pimpmobile x impala for being voted fan favorite rarepair! i would put a badly photoshopped image of the two cars kissing with cartoon hearts around them here, but I’m lazy and admittedly terrible with PS. so just imagine i did that okay

[worlds-worst-ships]

Do you ship it? (Doctor, I have no idea how this much petrol got up my urethra, nor how this gearstick snapped off in my rear edition)

Based on an idea by @chaosducks

Thank you for the idea, Gabriel. This is from supernatural, yeah? I've never seen it. Dunno what it is. Hopefully I got it right, do be patient, I'm an old man.

Thats a damn nice car, though. Might ship him with Kevin Levin next.

[inthemourninglight]

Pls tell me your spn rarepairs in the comments or tags or literally wherever I need to know what I’m missing out on

[orphiclovers]

not to sound actually unhinged but people who draw ship art with dkos saving astronaut!yjh when it was SP who did that Clearly Detected the spyjh vibes in that scene and are too afraid to admit it to themselves. im only half joking when i say this btw you have to admit i have a little bit of a point. if theres no romantic tension there why are we putting kdj in sp's spot huh. checkmate nonbelievers /lh

[drfrankensteinvsthequeerborgs]

MIDAM DINER DATE THIS IS NOT A DRILL

[woundlingus]

The Heat Of Magic

Rating; Explicit

Fandom; Supernatural

Relationship; Kali/Rowena

Additional Tags; Past Gabriel/Kali, Sex Magic, Tribbing, Orgasm Denial, Magic, Cunnilingus

Summary; Left behind in the bunker while the Winchesters chase after the leads Rowena had given them on where they could find Gabriel, Rowena pulls the string to the one lead that she just can’t seem to crack. She knows there’s Gabriel DNA on the other end of it, but the being she summons is far from a broken down and weakened archangel.

[kerryweaverlesbian]

Sarah Blake/Bela Talbot. One of them's a catgirl. You're interested?? Read it!! Sarah's a really fun POV to write!

For the Suptober prompts Black Cat and Portrait. Below is the opening:

Sarah Blake looks at the paper-covered painting she'd spent the past three weeks searching for, a glass of wine half-drunk in her hand. The painting is propped against the fireplace, and it looms, as portraits tend to. B, the little black cat that had followed her home from the auction house - the same day as when she got the commission, now she comes to think of it - sits upright next to her legs on the couch, ears twitching away from her fingers whenever she tried to stroke her. 

That's unusual, for this cat. Typically, she'd sprawl out over any available surface, mewl for attention until she got head scratches, and purr contentedly any time Sarah put her hands on her. Now she was stiff, tense. 

The only time Sarah had seen her like that before was when she'd tried to put a collar on her¹, and she'd ended up scratched and bitten so badly she'd had to go to the ER. When she got back, B wouldn't look at her, but kept following her from room to room, hissing if Sarah turned her face to her. Sarah, feeling incredibly guilty, had apologised out loud and showed B that she put the collar in the garbage, only realising after she'd done it that of course a cat wouldn't know what any of that meant. 

Strangely, though, it seemed to work. B had come back purring as soon as the lid closed over the trash. She even licked the bandage over Sarah's cuts, and pushed her head into her hand. 

B's a pretty funny cat overall. She has this unimpressed stare she levels at Sarah for such uncouth behaviour as 'bouncing a toy near her' and 'putting out cat food'². She gave a token grumble whenever Sarah scooped her up like a baby, but would dig her claws in if Sarah tried to put her down again before she was ready. She hops onto the counter when Sarah brings her research home (which is more often than she probably should, but hell, what else has she got to do on a Friday night?) and stares at the papers like she's reading them. More than once, B had put her paw on just the information Sarah had been looking for just after Sarah remarked on how she needed it³. 

"My good luck girl," Sarah had praised, and kissed B's furry little head. B's hackles had gone up from the smooch, but then she seemed to calm herself deliberately, and she flopped over the papers like she'd lost all her bones in a fit of lazy decadence. 

In the present, Sarah swirls her wine and surveys the hidden painting. 

"What do you think is wrong with it, B?" 

She's supposed to burn it. That's what the note said, which she'd found in an envelope taped to the back of the Picasso she'd just purchased. The note had been written in wobbly scratches of biro, addressed directly to her. It was lucky she was adept at reading awful handwriting - in the archiving business, it's essential - because the script was only barely legible. There had been $32,000 dollars in the envelope too. 

The flat out work of the last few weeks had been for the money and the chance at more,  she wasn't going to deny that, but part of it was her overactive curiosity. 

What's wrong with it? Ava's first thought had been haunting. She'd waved her EMF machine at it half heartedly after the delivery guy left, but the needles stayed dissatisfyingly still. She'd bought the thing on Amazon when a friend mentioned cold spots, but it turned out they'd just had a fault in their double glazing⁴. She hasn't heard from them in a while, not directly, but from her Facebook feed she knows that they haven't been murdered in their bed by a malevolent spirit so far. Which is good! Just, well, a little disappointing, is all...

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¹ The collar was baby pink, and had a little bell on the end.

² Sarah's never seen her eat it, but it always disappears by morning.

³ So, she talks to her cat, so what? Before B, she'd talk through her process with her toaster.

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[spn-fanfic-reblog-writes]

A fuck ton of David Haydn-Jones, Arthur Ketch, for possible fics.

Now they exist…

[densewentz]

Here's to desperately scrambling to get my brain to latch onto a hyperfixation during an absolute Low Point like a frazzled and exhausted parent waving every toy they have in front of a hysterical toddler

[pregstiel]

dagon/kelly!!!!! spn femslash!!!!! women being SO crazy and SO horny!!!!!!!! please check it out :)

[onlyasimp4nobody]

*fades in* your thoughts on drowley are goated *fades out*

NO NO NO DON'T FADE OUT GET OFF ANON AND KISS ME NOW

[drfrankensteinvsthequeerborgs]

Clark/Jack shippers deserved better