#spit posting

[squidbrainz]

like an animal on a leash

[suicidefail]

I'm going to become the elon musk of weed. I'm going to breed a new strain that completely ruins any enjoyable effect that weed has. not even mid. I'm talking nefarious. I'm going to sell it at a premium and convince a bunch of libertarians that this is the future of weed. I'm going to scam the fuck out of them and people will still buy because no one else sells weed in this shit town.

[bishopinblue]

Hey y'all. A bit of a more serious topic to get onto this morning with the tiktok ban around the corner and all. This is probably going to be much bigger than some people make it out to be.

A lot of folks are deleting anything by Meta from their devices in response to this. I think this is a great idea as those apps steal more data than tiktok. But I want to implore people who have deleted Meta/Facebook not to redownload it after this is all over. Let it rot.

Shareholders have supposedly bought up stocks from Meta now that their value has nose dived. What this means is once people start using it again, it's value increases, and so does the money with it, making the rich richer.

It is extremely important, especially now with Inauguration in a few days, that you don't let them have that money back. This is inside trading and how they get more money without losing much to begin with. If we are going face first into an Oligarchy for the next 4 years, make it hurt them.

It takes 30 days to delete a Facebook account. Just wait and see the value drop again once profiles actually start going black. Choke out their flow of finances and leave them to starve. Going to RedNote and deleting apps like Facebook is causing ripples. Keep at it. Make them sweat.

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Actually, the bars aren't so bad anymore.

Think you can fix him? Read about his care instructions over at Tiger Tiger)

[wanologic]

live fast die young

[zan0tix]

STUPID PARADOX SPACE STYLE DJ COMIC

[heartsoremania]

Johnny is a greedy kisser

He’s like an untrained dog, humping your thigh while he slobbers and licks into your mouth. He’s so gross about it too, groaning and grunting into it, pinning you in place with those big paws of his.

He’s grabbing at your waist, fingers digging into your skin until you’re squirming under the pressure of it, that feverish intensity.

And he’ll whine and complain when you try to pull away for air. Like a needy puppy that’s too damn big for his own good.

He’ll let you take one breath, staring at you with those half-lidded eyes, glazed over in delirious voracity, and then he’s back on you. Biting at your bottom lip, cock throbbing when you whimper in protest—he likes when you put up a bit of a fight, likes cradling the back of your skull as if you’re not pushing at his stupidly burly chest and arms.

And he does it while he’s splitting you open on his cock too. He’s breathing into your mouth, drooling all over your lips, and sucking on your tongue as if he’s trying to suffocate you :( he loooooves making a mess of you

[tragedy-machine]

semi-sentient bag of tricks au, where it's an extension of Charles' psyche, so one random day, before Charles figures out his feelings, it starts trying to get Charles and Edwin together and the bag attempts it by spitting out romantic objects at them, like bouquets of flowers, lit candles etc

Edwin assumes the bag doesn't like him because the first item it spits out hits him right in the head (by accident!!) so he's angsty for a hot second that it means it (Charles?) holds a grudge against him for something, but he doesn't know what he did

at one point, it somehow lures Edwin inside and keeps him in what appears to be a manifestation of a bedroom, safe and sound, until Charles can come get him

somewhere in the middle of this fiasco, Charles figures out what the bag of tricks is doing and is understandably embarrassed so he doesn't reveal the truth to Edwin, but after the kidnapping he's pretty much forced to

they end up making out for a few hours before Charles guides them out of the bag <3

[squidbrainz]

imagine you’re gi-hun trying to save the lives of everyone in the games by convincing them to vote to go home (as if watching people die wasn’t enough) and some fucking purple haired asshole sprints to the front to to press a huge 🔵 like i would lose my fucking mind 😭

[void-thegod]

queer vampire sex. you agree. reblog

[wisteriasymphony]

I think it would've been really funny if, instead of Marinette being charmed by the umbrella scene, she thought it was all an act and vowed to be Adrien's archenemy or something. It basically plays out like her vendetta against Lila, except Adrien isn't lying at all and also he fell for her the minute she decided to cuss him out. <3 hehe

[licollisa]

Misc stuff. Mentally ill for them fish meat...

[charaznablespeteevee]

the other day I reblogged a post like "hate when an f/f ship in media does nothing for me" and a ton of replies/tags on it were like "that's because you need to watch/read better media" and I've been lowkey losing my mind about it ever since. idk how to tell you to stop being full of yourself and assuming that something is "bad" just because you don't like it. Sometimes you just don't vibe with something, even something "good", and that's fine. I feel like this used to be the prevailing view of art until about ten years ago and it's driving me fucking insane what happened. jesus christ

[mischiefwife]

Hey, think twice before supporting the BG3 Stardew mod.

Saw this nice looking Stardew Valley mod with BG3 characters, pretty quickly knew something was off when you see Halsin/Astarion/Rolan front and center with no mention of Wyll at all.

Then we get this whopper of a cry post, maybe suggesting they can't be anti-black because they're not white? They can't show misogyny cause they're women? They can't be blamed at all because they're just polling their PATREON votes? Fucking do better. Can't even hide behind the usual excuse that it's a free fanwork, it's not.

Fandom's got a racism and misogyny problem. Step up and draw the line with these creators crying victim when asked 'where's Wyll?' (And yes I checked, the replies are 90% positive and 10% where's Wyll, where's the women) when you've already fully developed your random minor npc first. Team members being made uncomfortable translates to being called out for contributing to a lil' racism.

The misogyny hydra and the racism in fandom runs deep i know, but for the love of fuck can we push back against it?

Or you can side with the mod's supporters (this is one of the devs actually lol). Who post things like this.

And the creators don't say a fucking thing at all about it, they just keep playing victim. It would be so easy to approach this system with a SMIDGEN of respect, just acknowledging the racism at all. Seriously BG3 fandom. Demand better.

I don't give a shit if they're the most popular, there's also a REASON why Wyll is not. But if you want to just eat this shit up and contribute making your fandom shitty and uninviting, by all means.

[shittyutmv]

A draft I've had for months. I've tried drawing this one over and over but I just can't get it right. Just wanted to post something filler cos I miss this blog.

[strawberrylemongrass]

yall I might've dog-ed too close to the sun

whenever my sister sees me eating grapes or something with chocolate in it, she tells me to drop it because dogs Can't eat That