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legit so annoyed about the way the corporate media wants to paint those women waiting outside the court as crazy and as only being there because Luigi is hot. I looked up pictures of them outside the court and they all held signs and were there to send a message: "health over wealth", "denial of medical care = violence", "murder for profit = terrorism", "the United States healthcare stole my livelihood", "insurance lobbyists line politicians' pockets", "healthcare reform NOW". Yeah, they're there because he's hot for sure. Also, there were a lot of men as well but hey, that's not helping the narrative right?

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wdym don’t find the hideous rotting vampire who yearns insanely hot….. isn’t this tumblr.com…. guys….?

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imsorry for being a hater (insincere) but im tired of seeing skinny women with huge boobs in art. slap some teacup titties on her chest or give her some padding to match the jugs. cowards

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shorthands for dumbassery that i have grown to love deeply

"how dare you say we piss on the poor" in response to someone misinterpreting your post

"_ isnt gonna fuck you" for suck up behavior

"woah. should we tell everyone? should we throw a party?" for who the fuck cares

"and what if the world was made of pudding" for when would this ever matter.

"and sharks are smooth both ways" for a group of people heatedly arguing with 1 guy who is fucking with them all

".. but its about a witch in the alps finding her lost cat" for someone trying to sanitize something to the point of absurdity

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yes communication is important, but being in a situation where you constantly have to over-communicate every single thing in order to get listened and tended to is draining and kills romance. a huge part of intimacy and connection is feeling seen and understood by the other person – them being attuned to your needs, feelings, desires, and knowing who you are as a person on a deeper level, is a sign of love. being with someone who is thoughtless and inconsiderate and constantly has to have everything spelled out to them, will leave you feeling invisible and unloved. yes people aren’t mind readers and its good to talk about stuff but someone who just doesn’t think of you or understand basic things that would make you happy, isn’t a good partner.

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imagine cat!reader being in heat and pup!johnny having absolutely no idea what’s going on

poor pup is just sitting there dazed as simon takes care of their sweet girl ):

all johnny knows is that simon’s head has been between your thighs for a very long time, back arched against the sofa cushions and curved claws digging into the flesh of your owners back

and all johnny can do is whine and beg for a taste, pressing his face into your neck so he can huff on your solvent scent. only for simon to grab him by his ‘hawk and shove him off you, shushing your whines

“enough. if I let the mutt eat off my plate, he’ll never stop begging for scraps.”

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heyy

okay i thought of this this morning and i can't get it off my mind(plus you're such an amazing writer, i just HAD to share.)

scent kink soap x reader when they're in the beginning stage of their relationship and kinks haven't really been discussed yet. reader is of course keeping herself super clean and borderline soapy smelling down there with all the body scrubs and such shes using(as anyone would when in a brand new relationship) and Johnny is starting to get fed up. everytime he goes down on reader all he can taste or smell is her fruity smelling soap and it frustrates him to all hell. i think it would eventually lead him to having to confess his nasty side to her.

We looooooooove the trope of being super insecure about something and finding someone who says “please stop hiding this because it’s my fetish and you fit into it perfectly”

I imagine in this scenario that you and Soap were friends before you started dating. Not so close as to know all of his kinks, but you’d been a little more unmade around him from time to time. No makeup, dressed in sleep clothes, needing to do laundry, probably could do with a shower. And he liked that. It was part of why he likes you— he liked your smell when you were like that.

So it’s a little agonizing for him when you tighten up your regiment when you start dating— not wanting to seem sloppy, downright terrified of being told you smell during an intimate moment. You keep yourself infuriatingly fresh, ironically, to please him. He wants to be smelling you, not whatever fruity lotion you’ve just applied. He misses it!!

And maybe you come back one day after a workout or hiking, something like that, and Johnny’s kissing you like he wants to start something. Because he does, he’s gagging for it. And you try to say hold on— let me shower first.

And he, like. Growls???? And blocks you from going to the bathroom. Telling you he wants you right here and now, exactly as you are. And eventually you’re a little desperate to get him to let you go, so you say something like “I probably, um, kinda smell— I was sweating a lot while I was out—“ and he can’t help but counter with “that’s exactly why I want ye right now, bonnie. Lemme smell her.”

And you’re a little horrified at how turned on it makes you when he says that— he’s talked dirty to you before, but it’s never come out of him sounding like that. So guttural and pent-up, so commanding. So what choice do you have but to let him have what he wants?

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Gaz of the type of best friend you ask to take your virginity because you’re tired of being a virgin. when he finds out it’s for you to gain more experience before asking out your cute co worker, Gaz is the type of guy to threaten him to back off so he can keep cumming in you 🥰

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mugs by sissi.ceramics (3)

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Spot’s Breakfast

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pregnancy during apocalypse trope is CRAZYYY to me like why are you letting him come inside you girl???? now is NOT the time.

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not now. mommys making a 0 note post