#spire

[leidensygdom]

And once again, the Drow Secret Satan 2024 is upon us! Seventeenth Secret Satan event, and seventh drow-themed one.

The DSS2024 is a Secret Santa-like art trading event with a TTRPG topic. This one is themed around drow, dark elves (in all their flavours), and other underground / Underdark ancestries (like duergar, deep gnomes, etc). We also allow other flavours of edgy elves, like shadar-kai and such. It isn't limited just to DnD or Pathfinder- Any setting that has anything fitting the bill is good to go!

To enter, fill this form! It also all has the rules for the event. Inscriptions will be open until 29 of December, and mails will be sent on 30 of December. Pictures will be due for 24 of January.

It's also a bit emotional for me to run this one, since next year we will change the line up and we won't have a drow-only event any longer. Anyhow, if you have any questions about the event, please DM me! Shares are much appreciated, we always have people finding out a bit too late about the event

[1000deaddraculas]

SLAY THE SPIRE

Made a slick collection of official screen-printed posters for Slay the Spire. Available now on the Yetee, as well as other cool merch.

[wynn-ing]

some of the princesses too for my stp s:tcmf au! info under the cut!

Adversary: Also a Knight, spends her time fighting Stubborn and enjoying the violent life. Razor: a minor goddess of blades, manifested one day when Cheated wrote a paper about her old myth which had been buried under years of other minor godlings. Now she has a vague idea of their presence, and is slowly trying to find him. Tower: An aelfir who's fixated on ascending, manipulated many followers of other gods to worship her so that she could steal their divine power in one fell swoop and hopefully ascend into her godly form, Apotheosis. This is the incident that changed Broken's life, but ironically, she failed, and they've become closer to their group and their previous goddess. Oops! Witch: A blood-witch, Witch was once a regular drow (who dated Oppy when they were both teens), but got betrayed and backstabbed so badly that she ended up turning to the raw and gory power of the Heart to try and save her. Now she's a fully fledged Blood Witch, and she's coming to get revenge on all who've ever wronged her.

[captainpondlilly]

Okay! The Gilear plush has arrived. This is my best attempt at all of his lines. Two have been unintelligible to me, and several are pretty long and fast which made it hard to follow.

My search history is.. hospitals near me, foot stuck in object, head stuck in object

You're low, he's low, It's Gilear's day baby!*

A guy on the street kicked me in the nuts as hard he could

I don't like "lunchlad"

Help me to understand what I have done to deserve this

My horoscope says "today is a good day to die motherfucker"

I ate a quick cup of yogurt on the way over here to bolster my spirits after I changed, I'm ever so sorry

What do you mean "When" life gives you lemons

I went to apply for the guidance counselor position but I was usurped by a drug dealing werewolf named Jawbone

In my haste to put the armor on I buckled the leg plate and think I clipped the tip of my penis against one of the leg plates and Everytime I move it feels like it might fall off so I ASSURE you demon I have no pride to speak of!

In highschool I was voted "Most Likely To Get Pushed Out Of A Tree"

My car was repossessed by the ride share app that I was working for

It's actually a good thing that no one came to my birthday party because the bounce house flooded and was swept out to sea

I just discovered that *all* of my emails have been going to everyone's spam

Unfortunately I have been banned from that hot air balloon service not because of anything that happened to me in particular but the guys who run it just sort of know my whole deal

Mmm this yogurt tastes like *potatoes*

I asked the woman at Home Depot why my plants kept dying and she said it seemed like they were reaching away from the sun

I've found out recently that one of my shoes is so filled with mildew because a pipe in my bedroom is leaking and I've developed a fungal infection in my foot which I didn't know was possible for elves to get

I don't think that I've ever "Peaked" in that we started neutral and have been going downhill ever since

I am currently trapped in a storm drain. The bottom half of me is above the ground, the other is below

Another Own Goal for Gilear Faeth, yes

Everyone knows you eat 7 spiders in your sleep every year, but I have a bunch coming into me the backway

My sandcastle I'm afraid was destroyed, as I was about to finish it, the tide came in and with it a man holding a bazooka who shot me and killed me

I know you're not going to believe this but Ive just been kicked by a snake

I found out the hard way that people can legally reject status as an emergency contact

The title of my autobiography is going to be Gilear Faeth: Please Stop

On my way here I was carrying a large bowl of Italian wedding soup which shattered on the ground in front of me and several of the small pasta balls rolled through the cracks and alerted vermin to my presence. I've since learned after a trip to the hospital I am deathly allergic to the sting of millipedes which is a way of me saying I need someone to come down to the hospital and pay for this. There is a doctor holding a gun to my head and now that I think about it this clinic is in the back of a storage unit and I think have gone to the wrong place

he said and I quote "he'd stomp my goon ass" if I ever got on his bus again

Gorthalax it was very nice to meet you, you've made a cuckold of me

We're the throw up boys!*

I've been informed that the brownies I consumed were laced with cannabis and rat poison

I am completely unprepared for the perils ahead and am deeply frightened, I'll go get the coffee

A gorilla monster punched me so hard in the back of the head I died

Today I have been hit by 3 scooters

Everytime you squeeze my hand it breaks several small bones

My imaginary friend as a child ghosted me because he said I was too depressing

Do you want me to go back? I warn you, it will break me

Can I interest you in an herbal soda? You must understand I am an intern at a ponzi scheme*

When I go to sleep at night I dream of a world where I might be able to walk through a field without stepping on a rake or gopher hole

If anyone needs me... I will be surprised.

If it wasn't for bad luck, Id have no luck is both true and what was written upon the billboard I crashed through

I wonder if any of these will feature in Junior year 👀

*Thanks to @cappa-cappa for telling me the lines I wasn't able to make out!!

[coldgoldlazarus]

Kanden & Samus: Genetic soup supersoldiers made as such by reclusive alien groups. Power seekers trying to become stronger still to achieve their respective goals.

Spire & Samus: Lonely as fuck. Friend-shaped and generally decent, but still dangerous and ruthless when forced to be.

Trace & Samus: Significant ties to an important precursor race. (If my Kriken/Alimbics theory has any merit, anyway.)

Weavel & Samus: Independent hunters that regardless maintain a connection to their faction of origin. Have a deep grudge against a major figure from the opposite faction.

Noxus & Samus: Driven by a moral code, and a desire to do good by preventing others from doing harm.

Sylux & Samus: Mysterious cryptids to most, (tragic backstories maybe?), using tech far more advanced than typical of the setting. Grudge against a major faction, and deadly and terrifying to the members of that faction. Metroid hatchling companion.

With the possible exception of Trace, I wonder if making the other Hunters externalizations of different facets of Samus's character taken to their logical extremes, was done on purpose. Even if it's not quite as direct and thematically poignant a parallel as the SA-X and arguably Dark Samus are to different eras of Samus's life, (though hopefully Sylux will wind up at that level when all is said and done) it's still an interesting decision that more could have been done with, and I hope more is done with at some point.

[wynn-ing-at-art]

GUESS WHO MADE A PICREW!!! (Hint: me) https://picrew.me/en/image_maker/2478767 Come make all your flavours of grey elves <3

[marmosetpaw]

[andiatas]

Photo by Cole Keister.

[haveyouplayedthisttrpg]

Have you played SPIRE : The City Must Fall

By Grant Howitt and Christopher Taylor

You are a dark elf. Your home, the towering city of Spire, was occupied by the high elves two hundred years ago. Now, you have joined a secret organisation known as the Ministry, a paramilitary cult with a single aim – to overthrow the cruel high elves and restore the drow as the rightful rulers of the city.

What – or who – will you sacrifice to achieve your aims? Will you evade the attention of the authorities, or end up shot in the street like so many before you?

[jonkwasnyczka]

Cologne Cathedral, West Germany

[sunbegotten]

Beacon//Spire

[wynn-ing]

doodles from the slay the princess spire au!

[pearlcatcher-problems]

very WIP ref of spire -- I keep meaning to come back to it but never have the time, so plopping it down here and MAYBE I'll get to it

love me some beastie dragons awawaaw

[sometimeslondon]

The spires and clock of the Royal Courts of Justice on the Strand, London

[wynn-ing-at-art]

Pre and Post ascendance (Tower's ascendance, that is.) Eye strain and blood version under the cut!

[thoughtartistry]