#spirals georg

[spirals-georg]

“Average Agent draws three spirals a year” factoid actually just a statistical error. Average Agent draws zero spirals per year. Spirals Georg, who lives in Portland Row and draws over 10,000 each day, is an outlier and should not be counted.

My boys gonna draw so many feckin spirals I tell you

[skylie-spiderlillis]

MY CAMEOS HAS ARRIVED PEOPLE.

I have sent a few, this man is INSANE I have sent the last one only about an hour and a half ago max and I already got that somehow??? After I just got the others???

Anyway this is the first one!

I'm actually writing a fic about Edwin and Charles fencing for fun at the office I loved to hear about the helmets so much!!!

I'm going to use some of the words he said in my fic, other are welcome too! Edwin is such a posh/ affectionate fencing fits him so well.

I want Desire and Edwin to meet so badly (Desire would so LOVE to torture them (I love my little blorbo so much he's adorable that's why I want him to suffer💗)). I like the fics where Desire helps the boys to figure things out but also speaking about canon Desire, they are a menace, a meeting with them would be so angsty. They are gods they don't really care for mortals, they would love to cause drama and angst. They would love to torture this repressed (although he is a bit more comfortable now he's still more of a stiff person in general) sad boy that has so much yearning and so much drama potential between him and his best friend.

Yucky already said he wants to bring them in season 2 I'm sooo waiting for this drama I just know it's going to be good.

Anyway, posting my other cameo requests soon!

[autismsupersoldier]

this post man

i dont know why i thought idiot doomspiral has a manbun and long hair. im pretty sure he doesnt. whatever have fun be free...

[cicada-candy]

assorted archivist!gpt doodles from today i am. Unwell About This Whoops

TS, alt under the cut

clockwise:

"Make Your Statement" "Face Your Fear."

">:/ profiles my beloathed."

"head in hands now i have to think of fears for the others."

Johnny: "20 says i start the apocalypse."

Tim, surrounded by labels of different fears hes marked by, clockwise: Desolation, Buried, End, Flesh, Dark, Hunt, Slaughter, Extinction.

Bottom Row, left -> right:

Oliver Banks, The Eye/Institute, Elias Bouchard: "The Tormented"

Tim: "the (oblivious) Tormentor"

[weirdlookindog]

The Spiral Staircase (1946) - Pressbook cover

[kaijukebox]

I’m a HDB/IDS truther, My mans watched an inebriated cop plow his MC into the ocean, drag himself from the wreckage, then immediately thought, “this is buddy material” and hung out with him all night…in this essay I will—

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Today’s Reference!

[earl-grey-teacake]

omg hello! your brain is truly so big for this idea… george coaching logan lives rent free in my mind at all times and their minimal interactions bring me life fr 🥺🥺 now.. very important question.. WHO adopted logan first? alex as his current teammate or george as his long-time mentor? i also have this insane image in my mind of george making a powerpoint titled “7 step plan on how to win oscar’s heart / why he’s definitely in love with you don’t be stupid / we need to talk about your (lack) or self esteem” . yea there are three topics but alex has sighed deeply and provided snacks to keep them going. and also the idea of carlando adopting oscar?? it’s a very strange dynamic bc lando is so excitable he’s def not a parent figure and oscar and carlos are still squinting suspiciously at each others for sure. maybe the three of them are using their combined 8 brain cells to come up with a game plan for wooing logan? and they’re just sitting their arguing over flower symbolism and lando and carlos genuinely almost break up over how worked up they both get. i know this ask got out of control but bestie.. your mind is so large and i am obsessedddd w this idea

Hello! Thank you so much! Very happy to hear that the ideas my brain makes up in the middle of the night are appreciated!🥰

To answer your question, Alex adopted Logan first. I see George keeping his distance, close but still professional. Alex, as both an eldest sibling and having gone through 2021, is very sympathetic to Logan. He sees the spiraling, he understands being alone as your parents are dealing with their own issues, and he knows what it feels like to be left behind while the friends you joined F1 with go on ahead. When Logan stops answering his texts and James brings up his worries, Alex is at Logan’s door telling him to pack up and come over to his place. George starts off in a “I’m here to help but mainly because Alex wants to do this and I love Alex” and quickly becomes “i am onboard with helping you, here is a list of therapists I have complied, please pick one.”

George is absolutely making PowerPoints. It starts off with “No one on the grid or your team hates you + with proof from the group chat” to ���Your lack of self-esteem is alarming and we are all a bit worried” before becoming “Oscar is in love with you + photographic evidence.” George’s love language is PowerPoints. When he was getting Alex that Williams seat, I imagined him cornering people with a laptop in hand and a PowerPoint titled “Alex Albon’s Achievements: Why he is a perfect fit for Williams”. Alex is ordering take out and providing commentary on the slides, and questioning where certain photos came from.

I see Carlando adopting Oscar not in a parental way, but more in a “I have more life experience so let me tell you why ghosting your friend and crush is a bad idea”. They absolutely brainstorm ways to woo Logan but they keep failing because Logan thinks Oscar is doing this to apologize for not talking to him for a month/forgetting his birthday and Oscar is slowly going insane because nothing works and in every interaction Logan looks sadder and sadder. Carlos and Lando are definitely getting worked up because it was never this hard when they got together .

Your idea with the flower language is genius, can I write that in the fic? I am thinking of a scene like

“No, Lando we cannot put yellow roses in the arrangement. They mean decrease of love, that’s an awful flower to include.”

“How about orange lilies? There aren’t exactly a ton of papaya or orange flowers to choose from.”

“No! Orange lilies mean hatred. We should be starting simple like pink roses and baby breaths.”

“Those options are basic. They don’t have personality to them. It looks like Oscar just went to a supermarket and picked it up. How is anyone supposed to feel special receiving a standard supermarket bouquet?”

“I wouldn’t know Lando. You never got me flowers before so I don’t know how I would feel receiving a supermarket bouquet?”

This ask was super fun to answer! Thank you so much for sending it❤️ I am also obsessed with it and am drafting outlines to write it. Please feel free to send more asks. I really love answering them.

[lilacthebooklover]

me, age 11, finding out fanfiction exists through @charismabee telling me about the harry potter au she made with her friend:

[scuderlia]

this is literally so sick and twisted

[longing4yesterday]

every time i think about john and paul to any degree there's a big "do not proceed" sign flashing above my brain like a warning, and every time, without fail, i walk past it thinking i'll be fine This time. when in reality i am not at all fine this time, or any other time after that

[spirals-georg]

I drew this screensaver in a day. I need to be stopped. Anyways, enjoy a Spirals Georg angst wallpaper!

Deadass I kept redrawing the spiral background again and again, and then I checked the time and realised it had been half an hour. I get why he was drawing them shits so much aksksks

[radiospiral]

that one photo of george miller petting max but it’s me and devotion (my oc)

(can you tell i think they’re so cool)

[myplasticadversary]

I have thoughts about sheatles George and Ringo.

I don’t know if it’s better if all the Beatles were into women or if it’s just girl Paul and John but for the sake of my ask I’m operating under the assumption George and ringo were bisexual or straight. I believe it would be interesting if Ringo specifically was straight because I can only imagine her as dressing the butchest and thus having a lot of the media going after her a lot. If she has a relationship with guy-Maureen it would probably be subject to some controversy because Maureen was so much younger. If the relationship was public knowledge there’s probably be some lunch table convos amongst teen boys calling Maureen lucky similar to guys who hear about a teacher sleeping with her student and calling the student lucky. At the same time I think she’d probably receive a lot of criticism and hate because she wasn’t conventionally attractive and since the whole lovable oaf thing isn’t really applied to women she’d be even more left out of conversations. In this world I don’t think people would look back on stuff like Get Back and see her as being the only adult or the mediator I feel like the opposite would happen.

People would probably criticize her for not pulling her own weight in the band and her unwillingness to be confrontational would be twisted into her being lazy.

I think George would be kind of infantilized by the media, obviously because she’s the youngest. Her depiction as being the baby of the group would probably be even more played up by the media.

There’s the story of how George lost his virginity to a prostitute while John and Paul were in the same room, and I’m trying to think about how that situation would play out in this universe. I think John would still make fun of her for being a virgin and Paul wouldn’t make fun of her as much, although I still think she’d join in occasionally to please John. In this universe it’s possible that the whole prostitute thing doesn’t happen at all and she loses her virginity some other way.

In any case regardless of her actual status I think George would be really played up as being virginal or pure or something. If she got with guy-pattie boyd in this universe there would definitely be a lot of speculation as to whether she’d saved herself for marriage. Considering she’s the quiet Beatle the media would probably switch rapidly between propping her up as a good example and being a prude. Her quietness in generally would be more criticized and considered rude. It would definitely come up when people talked about her relationships and stuff and there’d be a lot of commentary on how she unfairly treats guys (aka doesn’t respond to their advances). And of course in the later years when all the cheating stuff happens she’d be labeled a whore.

I don’t think eating disorders were really considered a thing in the 60s but I also feel like her body would be subject to a lot of prodding and she’d be subject to a lot of comments again switching from being praised for how thin she was and people accusing her of anything from starving herself to drugs for her appearance. Of course she was using a lot of substances for a long time but even before she started it would be a thing tabloids were putting out.

Since she’d had so many comments on her body/facial hair in the 60s, in the 70s she’d become anti-shaving, but it would ultimately be pretty lackluster because she wouldn’t put much effort into promoting it. Unlike John and Paul who would have a lot of discussion surrounding their place in feminism George would be forgotten because to be frank she wasn’t that invested in it in the first place

Mm yeah, I can definitely see girl George getting a bit of a Karen Carpenter treatment in regard to her body type and wallflower portrayal. And regarding her politics I do imagine her stance being a bit "men and women are basically the same, people make too big a deal about sex and gender and I don't define myself that way", with her and John probably also having more pronounced friction over the fallout with Maharishi for that reason.

I feel like Ringo would be the straightest of the bunch but in a way where lesbians greatly appreciate her swagger and she doesn't mind the attention. And I think she would be pegged as Team Mom for a number of reasons, first being that she's the oldest and then her appearance being the most "frumpy" and desexualized by straight men, as well as being the main provider of emotional labor. Among culture critics there's basically two big camps, one where the girls who aren't Paul are all worthless because they're not attractive to look at and not skilled enough to justify being onstage, and one where Paul is assumed to only get by on her looks (and sleeping with George Martin) while her bandmates have to have actual talent and personality, and a lot of folks stand to profit on resentment between them.

Honestly I think a big part of why I find Beatles yuri so compelling is that juxtaposition of them being sold as a package deal and divided to compete for male validation, all while growing up and figuring out who they are and what they mean to each other. One thing I am a bit stuck on though is who's the first and last to get married, because I don't think John would've had Julian here as settling down for her would spell the end of the band, and maybe Paul would be more eager to be a wife and mother because she's already seen as the more "legitimate woman" and knows how to make it work for her. But then they wouldn't have that whole thing of John trapped in suburban hell while Paul is swinging around the counterculture that drives John toward Yoko. Hmm...

(Also I think they might've done the "topless in Las Vegas" deal that the Liverbirds turned down and then spent the rest of the 60s getting accosted for "being bad role models to young girls" and so feel compelled to defend the decision in the name of sexual liberation despite internal disagreements over it)

[epifaniacintilante]

THE SPIRAL STAIRCASE (1946)

[weirdlookindog]

The Spiral Staircase (1946)

[alicentsgf]

finding out someone you liked years ago liked you back might be the worst thing that has ever happened to any Me ever... i have the sudden lesbian urge to get on a plane.