#spill the tea Ama

[kiss-this]

[evadingreallife]

Recap prima seconda terza quarta quinta serata:

• mi sono persa la banda che suonava rip

• morandi voleva suonare pure lui sta lì con la chitarra, l'anno prossimo propongo il fanta ma per i presentatori, voglio godere del panico conseguente

• elodie decide di far svenire tutt* causa nosebleeds stile anime con quel vestito signorina miss elodie darling what are you wearing and can we have gay sex i mean have gay sex i mean expl

• qualuno grida a elodie di sposarlo dalla platea e honestly mood

• straguzzo? What are the young kids up to these days? Ama imperterrito acconsente

• colla zio meglio? colla zio bravi? colla zio carucci?

• il vestito di mara sattei è un si per me

• tananai in direttissima dal (suo?) matrimonio col completo il fiore e tutto

• ferragni in her little blue dress & gold breastplate era with gold catenaccio incluso... im confused, what's not clicking?

• giorgia casts santino di ama e finalmente tira fuori la voce e ci ricorda di essere giorgia (i just had a totally unrelated war flashback bad phrasing bad phrasing ffff). Also, she was wearing a cotta di maglia (to defend her spot in the classifica? The hordes of frothing fans? Stuff)

• coladimasplash fantastici come al solito la frase delle seychelles suona come l'assolo di javert dei les mis this is the hill im willing to die on today

• diretta ig cringe ft. ferragni con yet another body shaped dress (?)

• a gino paoli non frega di cantare he came for the tea and that's what he wants to spill all over the stage LET THE MAN TALK AMA

• raga che dire, rosa chemical came here to slay e ci è riuscito. Not female presenting pierced nipples di fuori per il fanta, la canzone è un bop, è vestito da cameriere fetish ma who cares, siamo tutti collectively esplosi visto che

• LIMONE LIMONE SIGNORA IL LIMONEEE rosa chemical fa una lap dance a fedez in platea poi lo limona in maniera molto french live e lo rapisce portandolo sul palco a ballare, nel mentre fedez sorride e annuisce e chiara boh conta i follower da dietro le quinte i guess. Da due a tre il passo è breve e rosa ha deciso che volere è potere good for him

• achille lauro ha strappato la federa del divano dal cadavere dei potroneesofà guys e l'ha indossata per cantare wow

• ah no sono qui. Non si scappa dai poltroneesofà. Loro ti troveranno. Sempre.

• cmq achille e rosa separati uno al suzuki e l'altro all'ariston per non far scomunicare tutta la città causa orgia in diretta i guess dati i precedenti

• ciuri ribattezza achille cristina d'avena e chi può dargli torto quest'anno. Ciuri uno di noi se ci stai leggendo we love you ciuri💖

• cugini di campagna che vogliono rompere la barriera del suono con gli acuti cute e vestiti arcobbbaleno i approve

• parte cringissima della ferragni che invoca il nome dei meme invano e cerca di far entrare ama nel giro mostrandogliene due tre cringissimi di cui uno dal profilo insta di fedez pls stop. Stendiamo un velo pietoso e perdoniamo chi non sa di cosa parla

•mr rain si esibisce (con meno bambini del solito mi dicono?? Idk non so contare, were they disappeared? Did the poteri forti (amadeus) remove hostile entities (bimbi milanisti)? Thats sus)

• in questa notte di sole furore furore diventa decisamente on point per i limoni serali odierni oh how the tables turn

• a una certa ama ha fatto una diretta e uno da dietro faceva i segnali di fumo nei suoi 3 secondi di fama i stan

• levante normale direi (?)

• ornella vanoni wanders on stage. It's her time to sing. Maybe. She finishes. Delira. Says la gara mi fa morire. Amadeus le dà un mazzo di carciofi. Lei li conta e dice che alla rai sono tirchi. E i carciofi a Milano fanno schifo. I understood none of *gestures* this

• LDA embraces the glitter nel pigiamino look.

• someone walks on stage i do not know her she speaks in napoletano ama speaks in napoletano i have no idea what just happened but that dress tho 👀👀👀 respectfully🙌🏻

• ah la ferragni da un'oretta ha una collana a forma di utero? Tipo? D'oro placcato obv

• chiara ha l'ennesimo momento cringe e regala ad anna moglie di gianni la sua sciarpetta bianca patentata da meme con su scritto pensati divorziata buon matrimonio or something

• Olly in rapprensentanza formale del gesticolare compulsivo made in italy uno di noi

• addetto alle telecamere dell'ariston che deve pulirle dalla bava la saliva il rossetto il covid dopo ogni esibizione causa fantasanremo you have my thoughts my prayers and my sword

• i 31 articolano la canzone noo oerché mi tirate i pomodori faceva ridere nella mia testaa

• uhmmmm... will... ha cantato... *eyes slowly closing*

• leo alla riscossa (?), alla fine la canzone è carina e lui si fa valere. MA I BUCHI DIETRO ALLA GIACCA SONO PER I DUE CUORI?? SONO SEMPRE STATI LÌ ANCHE SE È LA PRIMA VOLTA CHE LI VEDO?? doctor who confirmed

• I used the ouija board as a JOKE why is anna oxa standing in my living room help me (ft. @sasukesexbomb). Anyways anna is sempre più sulla strada per diventare una sciamana maga magò una delle parche addetta al pianto greco ai funerali a questo punto i dont even know anymore

• OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD L'ULTIMO L'ULTIMO THIS IS ENDING I CANT BELIEVE IT anyways caruccia la canzone di sethu dai

• c c c c c lassifica del ca

• my worst nightmare: sanremo che ricomincia daccapo all'una e mezza di notte- ah no solo i top 5 in classifica

• che btw sono ultimo tananai mengoni lazza e mr rain

• obv io sono imparziale MA [REDACTED] NO DAI SU NON SI PUÒ SENTIRE *viene assassinata nel sonno dalle fan*

• 😴😴😴

• i bimbi di mr rain stanno a nanna PERCHÉ NOI DOVREMMO STARE QUI A VEDERE SANREMO ANCORA??? EH???

• no ma serio ama con la lettera di zelensky alle ore 2:13 di sabato sera? Uhhh guarda che stiamo tutti dormendo o quasi. Try again in prima serata next time.

• band ucraina? Ok. Magari coi sottotitoli era più d'impatto eh. Per dire. Un suggerimento. Visto che era, sai, in ucraino.

• una gioia BEN DUE GIOIE per i coladimasplash daje ve le meritate

• ULTIMO QUARTOO

• *gasps* mengoni primoo wow so unexpected much surprise

• no vabbe scherzi apparte sono ok con la classifica

• gianni che scopa un'ultima volta sul palco pun fully intended daje

Thank god siamo alla fine. Alright gays guys it's been real it's been fun it's been real fun ora tutti a ninne e ci si vede all'esc e/o l'anno prossimo direttamente. Notte a tutti ✨✨✨

[ask-teos]

I'm curious about that "related file". Spill the tea.

Nicole: Oh? ~

Amy: I think I agree with this asker. What do you think, Sal?

Sally: I suppose it’s up to Nicole, but I’d love to see it, personally.

Nicole: Oh, well, I simply cannot say no to my darling Sally now, can I-?

Ezrieal: YOU WILL NOT BE HIJACKING MY AMA WITH SUCH NONSENSE!

Ezrieal: There will be NO reading of such files, and that is final.

Amy: You’re the one that forced us to be here, bucko.

[justinnault]

Sodium Effects on Inflammation, Migraines & Acid Reflux AMA #104

Hey all! Buckle up because episode #104 of our AMA series is about to blow your mind. We're talking about something you might not expect: sodium! We all know salt adds flavor and keeps us hydrated, but there's a whole hidden world to this stuff.

This week, we're joined by Justin Nault, a super cool Certified Nutritional Therapist who specializes in keeping athletes and fitness enthusiasts fueled. He's here to spill the tea (or maybe the electrolytes?) on how sodium can actually help with some surprising things, like fighting inflammation, preventing those awful migraines, and even easing acid reflux.

Justin's gonna break down the science behind how sodium works its magic in our bodies and explain why getting the right amount is key to feeling fantastic. So whether you've been a Clovis Culture devotee for ages or are just joining the party, this episode is packed with info to help you level up your health game.

Want to geek out further? Clovis.show has all the resources, detailed notes, and maybe even some secret bonus content (wink wink). Plus, if your brain is overflowing with questions about sodium or anything health-related, join our Clovis Academy Facebook group! It's a fantastic community where you can connect with like-minded folks and even submit questions for future AMAs.

So grab your favorite snack, salty or sweet, tune in, and let's unlock the hidden power of sodium together! This is gonna be epic!

[justrandomselfships]

Bunch of Sylvain x Heather information ^o^

I planned to do it for all fe3h F/Os but like. Sylvain takes up too much space on his own so for sure he's getting his separate post. But idk when or if I'll do it with Cyril, Hilda and Claude lol

Didn't play hopes so no stuff with hopes!

Pre game

Actually there isn't a lot to be said there. I just wanted to point out that Heather did see Sylvain once or twice while she was living in the kingdom.

I mean it can also fit here a little bit because it's before Byleth makes their appearance so ama describe their first meeting.

He approached her like any other girl and she thought that his flirtatious behavior was a joke, so yeah she ended up laughing in his face but not in a mocking way.

When she found out that he actually wasn't joking she started feeling bad- so she invited him for some tea as an apology for her "disrespectful behavior".

So yeah ever since that moment they started meeting up more and became friends. Because both agreed that the situation while awkward- was sort of funny.

Pre timeskip/general stuff

The causal affection is everything. Heather loves affection but she's only affectionate to people she deems special.

So like, Sylvain being the first person she's comfortable touching is one thing. The other is that her main display of affection is this:

Of course she also likes to hold hands, hug etc but she mostly just does the bonk.

They like to play board games together. Actually that's what they mainly bonded with.

Sometimes when Heather gets terrible love letters from her suitors she'd joke around with Sylvain about them to feel better about the situation.

Heather easily stumbles over her words and says the opposite of what she means when she's tired without realizing it, but Sylvain always knows just what she really wants to say.

They jokingly flirt a lot. Heather just finds his lines funny (even when he really means them she still just can't help but giggle).

They skip any additional training like fire. So together they make up excuses for each other.

While she doesn't care for her own reputation, she does care about Sylvain's even though she knows he doesn't care that much. It's just a matter of her worrying about what people might do because of something made up.

To talk about in game stuff: during the chapter with Miklan... Well things were tough at first. But to comfort him Heather decided to act like nothing happened. She listened to him when he wanted to talk about it. However, she didn't start the topic herself ever. She didn't act out of pity either. She was just ready to support him however she could.

Heather is the first one to catch feelings, it's 2 months before Sylvain does but since his feelings start around the ball things get too complicated to make it work.

Post timeskip

THE MUTUAL CRUSHING HITS HARD. The worry, the regrets just EVERYTHING.

They were far from each other for so long and the moment they reunite it just HITS them again.

Sylvain had literally nobody to talk to about it untill one day Mercedes made him spill the beans.

Heather on the other hand sort of gave up? It's a bit hard to put it in words but during the time between the timeskip she sort of started thinking this wasn't going to go anywhere, especially since they had more important things to worry about.

With how she still couldn't process what was happening with the war (and in AM Claude not being around) Sylvain was literally her escape from reality (haha that's why my Sylvain tag is this lol the more you know).

Things between them pretty much stayed the same for the most part. And that's what made them love each other even more. Since to them it only confirmed that no matter what happens they can count on each other to always make each other happy.

Post game

I could say that "They got married and lived happily ever after" but it wasn't exactly that.

Even after Sylvain proposing they both needed some time.

One thing is them having to settle things on their family territories and just being busy with post war things.

The other is that they were both scared of their feelings. Of course neither planned to hurt the other but there were these kind of doubts that made them anxious.

Still they wrote to each other almost all the time they were away from each other. And they kept all of their letters safe so they could read them anytime~

Things started to hit get better and better ever since Heather decided to surprise Sylvain with a visit! Then they were almost inseparable from that point.

He had to get her used to the cold weather of the kingdom- so her first full year there was filled with sick days hah... But she wanted to stay there!

And having Sylvain take care of her was sort of making her feel spoiled to be honest. At one point he thought that she was being reckless with her health on purpose fr /j

Also very important detail for me but these two are childfree. Can't have crest babies when you don't have babies at all, right?

[greyeyedmonster-18]

(hoping my hairdresser can turn me into cara delevingne—

i havent done an ask me anything/spill the tea hour lately?

hows it going fam? come on in, ama)

[sippinggossip]

Helloooooooooo I found your tumblr yesterday, and as someone who has been in many fandoms, I knew there has to be some gossip Tumblr blog around here 🕵🏻 (and sorry for my long paragraph. It's been on my mind for quite a while and I need to let it out)

The thing about Ethan sleeping with fans is that I'm stunned that there's absolutely nothing to follow up on usually. There are some extravagant stories/mixed with maybe truth stories, and I'm surprised there are no tweets of fans saying Ethan was flirting with them or checking them out or no threads exposing him texting fans.

I thought their team was good at keeping them quiet, but that's not the case. It seems to me the maneskin team is a bunch of amateurs. They love to hire their friends who are not qualified for their roles, and for instance, their PR Person/PR specialist is Thomas's neighbor. At one point, Damiano's mom worked for the band, and I don't know Leo's role. It seems he has been working there forever, but I'm unsure if he's a part of the PR team. Any older fan can come and correct me about this because I started stanning in 2022. I'm unsure what team they had before Marta or if it has always been like that. Anyway, I highly doubt they are making anyone sign NDAS, or they are that powerful since there are leaks with them everywhere, and people often share their experiences with the band quickly. Vogue removed the lyrics for the upcoming album RUSH! Someone working with them on tour did a whole AMA weeks after the tour was over, and that one fan on Twitter made an entire thread about being a backup dancer for them at VMAS 2022 after it was over a couple of days later. The music video of Gossip got announced before the band even said anything about it in the article.

It could be because I am a fan of 5sos and know all about their groupie era when there were exposed pages about them on Tumblr/Twitter (raise your hand if you remember 5sosgossipxo and spillit5sos! ), and 1D have those leak phone calls inviting girls back to their hotel and sometimes see the same girls in grainy ass photos entering the hotels.

Palaye Royale had rumors for years of flirting with fans and trying to sleep with them, and there have been multiple former fans saying they flirted with them underage, etc. I was expecting some information like that. Instead, we have dookie water, and it's just maybes, and I don't know, so it's either, and from my experience, even older fans are confused about where these rumors come from.

Ethan slept with a fan, but it was a one-time thing, which is why they always choose him when asked who is most likely to get a fan's number.

Or since Ethan is the slut of the band and always sleeps around, the band thinks him impossible to get with a fan is not far-fetched.

Even though I said I don't believe their NDAS is that good, maybe Ethan has a powerful NDA. The only way we are going to find this out is until an award-winning Oscar biography documentary comes out spilling all the tea lol, or maybe Ethan's groupies are just quiet as hell and don't care about saying anything who the hell knows this man is mysterious are we sure he even human at this point

what do you think at this point? 😅

From Twitter: Leonardo Grillo is a project coordinator at Exit Music and part of Måneskin team.

"and that one fan on Twitter made an entire thread about being a backup dancer for them at VMAS 2022 after it was over a couple of days later"

Oh? Link, please?

And yes, a lot of members of their team are just there because they simply know the band. I didn't know that their PR specialist is Thomas' neighbor though, lol.

I think most of his exes don't care. Some people he's slept with have signed NDAs, I'm sure, but I think exes like Laura and Angelica have probably moved on and don't give a damn.

[mischas]

LOL I am so tempted to ask the podcast AMA about the Ben / Mischa rumours and watch them squirm!

No lmao it's not their tea to spill!

[mazojo]

Thank you all for following me throughout this entire experience, I hated it 0/10, I want 2 more seasons

[ana-benn]

Ask me questions. I'm feeling like a brat today. Nothing is off limits.

[abigorfireandstars]

Thoughts...

Exo should be performing at the AMAs and not BTS. Makes zero sense. Exo are the kings of Kpop and have been around for so much longer?? Even Army's have to admit this

[jmdbjk]

I wrote this three days ago.

These are just my thoughts as I continue to process this very pivotal moment in BTS’s career. 

It has only been ten days since the “hiatus/it’s not a hiatus” announcement was made. 

Jimin said, please just take their words as they are. I hear you Jiminie.

But my brain is a mess.

They were too somber during the Festa dinner. Especially toward the end. They say it was filmed about a month ago, like May 20. 

We saw them last week on the music shows. Some time has passed sinced filming Festa dinner. They looked good and dare I say happy? Joon’s been spotted out of the country the last few days. Damn you people and your inability to not post that sort of shit. But anyway...he’s back now.

Something major happened to change the direction they had hoped to take this year. Six months ago, everything was in high gear in anticipation of COVID restrictions being rolled back:

Remembering some of the things they’ve been saying since the AMA’s and Jingle Bell Rock red carpet interviews last year:

They all blinked like their eyeballs were about to fall out. They were thrilled to be spilling tea about a tour and new music...

Now I wonder if they were ready to finish off an album of all new songs, or if they had planned this anthology all along. Regardless, they could have pulled off a sold out world tour with PROOF the anthology. ARMY WANTS TO SEE THEM!!! IT’S BEEN ALMOST 3 FUCKING YEARS! 

I think they were also working on or at least considering solo stuff too and I think they had it all timed out how things would just fall into place. I think that’s what they said about the MOTS tour, then taking a break for solo work was really their plan with a definite timeline. 

COVID cancelled all that. And now the military service has left the timeline non-existent because they still have no definite answers. Or maybe they do and the timeline now extends way into the future.

The timing of all this is just.... I want to take your words as you say them Namjoon. 

But six months ago, you all seemed to be preparing for a world tour.

I think once they learned about their military status in late April or May I think that’s when Jimin said OK I better get this done if I wanna do it because he did say during the Festa dinner that he just started working on it. He said he wanted to do it properly.

So I think all of this just happened quickly since April and I think it’s just a hard thing to work through psychologically for them, especially after having everything first snatched away by COVID and now this. Please, God, please let them make their way through this and be stronger than ever as a group. They have so much to give the world.

We know we’ve heard both sides of the military service debate regarding BTS’ service and how many people (even within their own country) think they deserve to be exempted because of everything they bring to the table already to their country. BTS contributes billions of dollars to their country’s economy. 

I am not Korean or live in Korea and I will not state my opinion here about what I think should happen. I am just stating the different sides of the coin for consideration. 

The ripple effect will be profound though. From the small companies that create the actual physical albums and their packaging, the print shops that create the photocards we all cherish, to the hundreds on staff that work for them when the giant machine is in motion preparing for those world tours: the stage production crews, the video production crews, the dancers, the stylists, the wardrobe people, the marketing/promotional people, the administrative people who pay the bills...the taxes the corporation pays...will be gone if revenues of the company goes down. We already saw the immediate effect on HYBE’s bottomline the moment they said the word “hiatus.” That’s instant impact. I hope it was a wake up call to some individuals in their government.

I WROTE THIS THREE DAYS AGO. Before people started sending out “official statements” to BTS to curtail this hiatus.

After the Festa dinner, 24 year-old Jungkook jumped on V Live the next morning, washed his dishes and soothed the stock market...if that’s not impact I don’t know what is.

A prosperous country is better equipped and has more resources to handle challenges such as high unemployment, social programs and housing crises than a poor country. Even if they can’t solve the issues they can at least afford to argue about them. In a poor country, everyone is poor. A poor country just tries to keep their people alive and not be invaded. I just stated all of those concepts very simply but in reality they are very, very complex issues.

We also hear the other side where it is a “right of passage” for men in South Korea to do their military service. It is very honorable and patriotic and many many people hold those values in the highest degree. Also, many are against an exemption for them especially those who have already served. Or some are against preferential treatment of any kind. 

South Korea and North Korea are still in a state of war with each other. That’s the reality. I cannot find the source but I read that there’s been over 70,000 exemptions from duty since the 1970′s when conscription was put into law. I would go ahead and venture to say these 7 men fall into any of the categories of consideration these previous 70,000 are in that gained an exemption.

Both arguments for enlistment or for exemption are very valid to those who fall on either side. Each individual member of BTS is capable of deciding on their own what is the best for them personally or what is important to them personally. 

We all know that many people, men and women, thrive in the military. It’s their life’s calling. But we’ve also heard the horror stories of psychological impairment that can result in individuals exposed to the trauma of war especially those injured in combat.

I fully believe that governments need to maintain their militaries to the highest degree. Look at Ukraine...what I thought would be unthinkable in this day and age is reality...anything is possible.  

I fully respect everyone who serves and I am so thankful and grateful that they do. I can understand how this whole situation for them is stressful. I can understand how Namjoon and the other members are feeling about wanting BTS to have a legacy. I can see how he is mixed up. I hope he clears his mind and finds his resolve.

Now that they’ve served in diplomatic capacities, now that they’ve represented their country beyond just music, it’s understandable they don’t want to be just a K-pop group.

The lack of a definite decision over their military service from the government, what it would consist of and the timing of it really messed them up this year. And I think Namjoon’s growing state of conflict dovetailed with the inability to make a plan for the rest of the year and beyond and just threw everything out of whack. But maybe all this have been decided and we, the fans, just don’t know what it is yet.

So perhaps there’s yet another source of distress for them. Maybe the results of the South Korean election, which took place March 9 of this year, took them by surprise, not being what they expected. It was a very close election, the results were 49% to 48% with the popular vote being 16,394,815 to 16,147,738. 

During the Festa dinner Namjoon said, “am I speaking as BTS, or am I speaking my own personal preferences?” Perhaps the things Namjoon is thinking now are very controversial. Maybe they all have different views on what is happening in their country and are affected by it differently and that can cause conflict. He wants BTS to send a message to the world and right now I think that message is very, very acutely negative toward the South Korean government and I can see how much conflict that could cause. 

I wonder if they really did think they were going to get some sort of exemption or something else that fit more with their ability to carry out a world tour etc. I mean all the things they said about planning for a world tour happened before the election and maybe they were optimistic that the other party was going to win. But the other party didn’t and now things seem to be drastically different in their country.

We wonder why JK is covering up some of his previous tattoo work. Jungkook was on a mission to “save” his arm. Maybe he’s felt those images did not represent him any longer. I wonder what caused him to reconsider some of them. He covered up some of the most Korean-centric images: the tiger and the three bars. 

This current government does not represent him, Jeon Jungkook, as the Korean individual that he is..anyway those are just my thoughts. We don’t know why he changed them, only he knows.

Perhaps they are playing a card...they said it’s hard to know what to choose, one day they’re here and the next they aren’t...so they played this card. Now let’s see what happens. Gambling with their future as BTS with the government of their own country. Balls of steel I tell you. 

I WROTE THIS THREE DAYS AGO!!!! 

We are hearing outsiders claim there might be disenchantment with HYBE America. From what I can gather, HYBE America is owned by HYBE Corporation. HYBE Labels is the music division of HYBE Corporation. BigHit Entertainment, BTS’s label, is a subsidiary of HYBE Labels and operates independently from HYBE corporation. HYBE America and HYBE Labels are two different companies. So I am not sure what influence HYBE America could be having on BTS. 

They were upset because they could not tell us all these things that have influenced this 180 degree turnaround from six months ago, of them looking forward to a world tour this year. The rules of the world weighing them down.

I am listening, Jimin, when you said “just take our words as they are.” I trust you. 

I am going to wait for whenever BTS comes back together as a group, whether that is next year or five years from now and until then I will support all 7 of them in their endeavors.

Like everyone else, I will be sitting here to see how it all unfolds with each day.

[restwellsoon]

Happy 2 year writing anniversary, and (a slightly belated) welcome back to tublr, Rest!

As for the event, would it be ok to submit 2 requests, a drabble (either smut or fluff, can't decide) and one for the AMA re: your writing? If 2 requests are too much, I'd prefer if you answered the Spill the Tea question, pretty please. :3

1. 7 Minutes in Heaven - Bakugo x reader - MAN TITS. that's it, that's the kink. do with them whatever you want, just give me man tits. (please)

2. Spill the Tea: from Sugar Scorched! As I may have mentioned, I loved that fic. Did you have any specific inspiration for certain scenes/backgrounds in this story? Like a certain celeb/famous chef as the basis to one of the charas, or a certain show/recipe for some of the dishes shown? I watch a lot of cooking shows so of course a lot of the elements in the story reminded me of things I've seen, but I'm curious to know if there was a specific person/dish/scene you were trying to recreate at any point. If not, then what made you choose that setting?

(and a tiny bonus question, if it's ok. WTF gave you the idea of the fucking talking fish for Pisces and their Ring of Gold????? I have yet to start that as I'm patiently waiting, but I'm almost more excited about the fucking fish than I am about the romance, lmao.)

Hi Tiph! Thanks for stopping by! I'm actually gonna split this into a two-parter if ya don't mind :)

Rest's Summer Slumber Party 2k22 | event open!

Pairing: Bakugou Katsuki x Reader

Prompt: man tits

Content warning: body worship, domestic fluff with a hint of spiciness

Minors & Ageless blogs DO NOT interact!

Bakugou could say any iteration of 'my eyes are up here' or 'quit treatin' me like a piece of meat,' but you both knew that he loved the attention. Why else would he walk around your home shirtless? The house being too hot wasn't be an issue, the AC down low to 69F. His nipples darkened to a cuter pink.

He only groaned in fake disgust when you buried your face into his chest. It was like a daily ritual whenever he was home. At least you couldn't tease him about wanting cuddles. You were the one that was all over him, straddling his lap as he tried to catch the last bits of his interview that you recorded.

"Quit staring," he told you, his eyes still trained on the TV.

Tired of kissing and tracing the outline of his chest, you leaned back to appreciate the view. Despite his gruff attitude, he still entertained your nonsense. That's what you loved about him. Your man had big tits but an even bigger heart that was only for you.

A/N: Omg Tiph, even though I'm a tit enthusiast, this was a challenge to get done in 7 minutes lol. Hopefully you liked it and thanks for the request!

[vidalinav]

A lot of you like this idea of Cassian in a cast lol. So here is the scene that I just made up literally 20 minutes ago. Also I love that y’all love his cringe, happy family. 

~

The nurse smiles fondly at Cassian and Nesta starts uncapping the permanent marker ferociously. She can hear each solid snap.

“At least people can sign your cast,” she grins. Nesta watches as this ‘high school friend’ has the audacity to reach for his arm. “Allow me.”

Nesta scowls at the hand that flicks towards her, vying for the marker. She’ll probably write down her number as if Cassian doesn’t know where she lives, who she sees, where she works, this ‘high school friend’ in this incestuous town where everyone knows everyone.

“Actually since I was in the crash and you know... called 911 and rode in the ambulance,” Nesta muses, the words spilling out of her in a mouthful of ire. “I should be the one to sign first.”

Cassian sits up straighter at the words, but when she looks up to his face he only smiles as if he’s excited to have her name imprinted on his arm. Good, Nesta thinks, so she uncaps the permanent marker and down the length of blue she forms the biggest N. E. S. T. A. that fits.

Nesta looks to the nurse, shaking her head pitifully. “Oh look, there doesn't seem to be any room for you.”

This ‘high school friend’ frowns and though she might have said something angry in retort by her thunderous look, the look Nesta gives must send her racing for the hills, because she dismisses herself with a quick, “I’ll go check on the paperwork.”

“You do that,” Nesta says.

She refuses to glance at Cassian as the silence permeates the room. She can just imagine how his lips raise.  

“I was defending your honor,” she demands. “Making sure she knew adequate ethical guidelines in the workplace.”

Nesta rolls her eyes as she looks to see Cassian smiling. The smirk only gets wider at her frown. It’s much too filled with glee, and Nesta scoffs “Stop! This is your fault. You and your incestuous town.”

~

One more:

“Nesta’s?”

At the mention of her name, Cassian runs a hand down her hair where her head lays on his lap. She’s covered in his sweatshirt and though Nesta’s been an absolute worry wart both in juggling him and checking on Ama, he’s adamant that she’s been in an accident too. Nesta falls asleep as soon as she lies down with his fingers combing through her hair.

But Azriel isn’t pointing to the sweatshirt or the bag at his side or even the cup of tea on the table, he’s pointing to the bright blue cast.

Cassian admires it sweetly, “she was the first to write her name.”

Azriel raises a brow at what he likes to call Cassian’s pathetic lovesick face. “Did you see the apostrophe ‘s’?”

“What do you mean?” Cassian asks, his brows furrowing. But there it is. Right next to the giant A, there’s a little apostrophe and an ‘s.’

Nesta’s.

He’s Nesta’s now.

God, he must be the luckiest man alive.

~

@unhealthyfanobsession​ @arinbelle @simpingfornestaarcheron @talkfantasytome 

Y’all should know I’m making this up as I go. There is no plan. 

[thefanficmonster]

idk if u know him but i just found out that technoblade has cancer and now im really sad but it did get me a lil curious to see a small corpse x reader scenario or headcanons where reader announces they have cancer in the midst of playing with corpse and their friends on stream?

Sorry for the long wait dear but here is your request finally fulfilled. Because of my long queue I decided to go for headcanons and I hope you don't mind. If you want a full fic of this concept don't hesitate to let me know ~ XOXO, Vy 💕

Streamer gang & Reader (Gender Neutral)

TW: Mentions of suffering from cancer, Mentions of hospital visits and hospital treatment

- You had been running late for the stream you and the crew had arranged a few days prior - Because of certain problems with the system at you hospital, you had to attend your appointment that day instead of the day before, the timing clashing a bit with the timing of the stream - You sent Rae a quick text that you'd be late for the event, hoping she wouldn't ask why - And luckily she didn't - Truth be told, it's not like you were going to extreme lengths to hide your illness, you just didn't want you friends seeing you differently - Still, however, you were planning to tell them sooner or later - You always made up scenarios in your head of how it would go and only in a few were your news accepted lightly - You hated that you had to risk all those other, far less fortunate alternatives, but it was what it was and you had zero control of how they’d react so you were practically helpless in that field - That being said, you just let out a sigh every time your mind started going down that route - “Hey guys, sorry I’m late. The hospital messed up my appointment which was supposed to be YESTERDAY. So shout out to them, you guys suck. Just kidding, y’all keep me alive.” - Your friends chuckled at your comment, paying no mind to it as anything but a joke - “Time you switch hospitals then.” Toast nudges you jokingly - “Oh trust me, bro, that would be hella more complicated than just making appointments in my local one. All my paperwork, records, medical history, everything’s there. I can just about imagine how much of it would be lost if I moved.” - Corpse scoffs, amused, “Damn, you make it sound like you’re in and out of the hospital more than I am.” - You playfully roll your eyes even though he can’t see me, “Yeah, well having cancer does that to a person.” - The call goes quiet for a few moments, making you think back to what you just said, turning pale as a ghost, all you blood running cold - “Fuck-” Corpse is the first one to speak up, “That’s fucking horrible.” - “Why didn’t you tell us?” Rae follows him up, voice equally as concerned as Corpse’s, both of them clearly rattled by your confession - As is the rest of the game lobby - You fidget with your hands, your eyes stinging with sudden hot tears that are threatening to spill but you refuse to let them - The last thing you were expecting when imagining the aforementioned scenarios was crying - You thought you had come to terms with it long ago to the point where you can even joke about it but turns out you were wrong - “I-” You begin to speak but stutter because of the knot in your throat, “I didn’t want you guys to...pity me or see me any differently. I-..I wouldn’t be able to stand even you treating me like I’m fragile and overthinking everything you say in my presence.” - Your response is answered by another moment of silence before your racing mind is put to a slight ease by Corpse’s voice travelling through your headset - “Nothing will change, Y/N.” He says, tone still shaky but at least steadier than before, “You’re still the most badass impostor among us.” He pauses, “Pun was not intended, but I truly mean it.” - “Yeah, you’re still the same and so are we, this changes nothing.” Toast says reassuringly. - “However!” Rae interrupts, causing your heart to drop, “Do you promise to never again keep us in the dark about things going on in your life? We’re your friends and we wanna be there for you, don’t keep our hands tied.” - Your heart rose and dropped yet again but did so under the effect of a completely different emotion than before - joy - The tears prickling your eyes are now happy tears, ones you hadn’t let out in years - “I promise.” You say with a sniffle, “And one more thing...” - “Yeah?” Corpse says - “Thank you.”

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[kanmom51]

Hey kanmom, just wanted to jump in your mood to say that I enjoyed today's behind AMAs BTB so, so much. Maybe b/c we haven't had extended content from them lately, or b/c it was peering behind the curtain of a performance that I watched live and was excited about? Or that they're so damn cute when they're nervous and high on adrenaline? TH rehearsing his collab line over and over, Jm spilling tea that they're not celebrities lol, JK anticipating being teased. Wait, Imma watch it again...

Hey there, had a good nap, headache still at work and mood just a touch better at the moment.

That BTB was a well needed breath of fresh air.

It's been too long since we had a BTB longer than a couple of minutes. And seeing them again like that behind the scenes it was fun. So, I loved it too. But also so jealous you were there for the live performances, sob sob, I blame the mood.

We need to hear to hear from BH that JM is ok.