#spideypool AU

[zpindle]

AU shenanigans (ft. Symbiote!Peter)

[designtheendless]

It's like a dream

No end and no beginning

You're here with me

It's like a dream

@lemoneyshipz spideypool au strikes again. Deadpool and Wolverine was so good omg

[the-sprog]

Every time I see a bkdk spideypool AU where Deku is Spidey and Bakugo is Wade I get infinitely disappointed by people's understanding of Spider-man and Deadpool as characters.

I get it, it's the baseline comparison. It's the surface level characterization. But I need it to be switched for medical purposes.

[ssseashell]

deadpool!thomas was so fucking mesmerized by spiderman!newt when he lifted his mask a bit I had to draw him bc WHAT A DESCRIPTION (the frecklessss) !!!!!

this is based on @newtsmas’ fic btw Hi

[polifanart]

it was love at first crime, you could say...

happy late halloween! here's my late clegan submission for the WOTA Halloween Event 2024 ❤️

and some details...

main blog: @polifandom

[thatharringrovehoe]

Like, maybe Steve gets bitten by a radioactive spider in the secret Russian base. Developes powers and does what he's always done, protect people. He and Robin go to New York and rent a shoe box apartment and when Dustin gets accepted to University there he becomes *obsessed* with the local web slinging vigilante that saved him from muggers and then gave him a (terrifying) lift to his classes.

Meanwhile Billy wakes up in the back of a government van with a hole in his chest and a broken mind, probably on his way to be dissected in a creepy lab. No one really knows what happened. Just that the van crashed and went up in flames, Billy's body written off as a loss by the feds. He travels, never staying in one place for to long and minding his own fucking business as much as an undead mutant freak with super strength and impossible healing powers can. He goes to Cali for a while, but that turns out to be a mistake. His mom has a whole new family now, complete with two kids and a golden retriever, not a single picture of Billy in the entire house. It taints everything, and within a week he's gone, on a bus headed who knows where. He eventually finds himself in New York, doing shitty odd jobs for whoever can get past the scowl and faint black veins across his entire body. Not like he shows anyone his body. The scars alone are enough that he's permanently covered with a hoodie and jeans. Through one way or the other Billy finds himself working as a mercenary. The ability to regrow limbs and lift a car over your head really puts you on the fast track. Go figure. He's on his way back from a job when he hears a woman's muffled scream down a dark alley and without thinking he takes off like a shot. Billy ends up beating the shit out of some low life purse snatcher only for her to recoil and run the second she sees his face. Rolling his eyes he pulls up the scarf around his neck so just his eyes are visible. A voice he would know anywhere sounds from behind him.

"Wow, that was fucking rude of her. You alright?"

Billy turns around and his brain short circuits.

Get possessed by a demon shadow monster?

Check ✓

Come back from the dead?

Check ✓

His highschool crush turns out to be a god damn superhero?!

Check ✓

[regaliasonata]

Are you guys picking up what I’m laying down?

Hmmm?

[an-au-blog]

Soulmate au spideypool holds a special place in my heart, as the first well written fic I read and raised my standards was such. Since then I graduated to ao3 and read more, so here's a list of my favorite things I've seen in spideypool (and remembered):

- Deadpool thinking that the name of his soulmate belongs to some bolding middle-aged man with a dead end job. Extra points if he never looks for his soulmate because he thinks he deserves more than a mercenary with gross skin and voices in his head.

- Peter finding out first, finally working up the courage to tell him but while in the Spider-Man costume but before he can Deadpool rejects him and runs away because even though he probably won't end up with his soulmate, it would feel like cheating. (this one is best if he can feel or tell in some way that his soulmate is searching for him OR if he's already met someone who he thinks(or) is him)

- Deadpool gushing and showing off his soulmate mark (one that isn't a name) to Spiderman, being absolutely smitten by the thought of them - neither of them knowing that it's Peter's mark

[primewritessmut]

One does not simply summon a demon au for the WIP challenge pretty please!

Ah! This was an au where Peter is a photojournalist who gets wrapped up with some dark magic bullshit and accidentally summons a demon that's incredibly annoying and won't leave him the fuck along. (Sound like anyone we know?"

Peter Parker is tiptoeing around a pentagram with his camera pressed to his eye and half an ear listening to the interview going on behind him. The room is dimly lit, massive candelabras providing the only light, which makes taking the photos almost impossible but the man (wizard? warlock?) that Cam is interviewing insisted that turning on the lights would “dissipate the veil between realms.” Whatever-the-fuck that means. The lighting and the black-robed weirdo would all be more manageable if it wasn’t for the smell. Thick and cloying, a haze of incense and something like sulfur hangs over the room. An odd mixture that means Peter can’t decide whether to hold his breath or cough up his lungs. He crouches next to one point of the pentagram and aims his lens across the white chalked shape so the brace of candles is in the background. It will be a fantastically atmospheric photo, if it turns out. As he clicks the shutter, the man’s voice catches his ear again. “The veil is quite thin just now so there’s every expectation that this should work.” “This?” Cam’s voice is openly skeptical which means they really don’t buy this bullshit. They’re usually much better at keeping their serious journalist face on. “And by this you mean summoning a demon?” The man scoffs. “One does not simply summon a demon.” Okay, Boromir. “One extends an invitation of hospitality and hopes they accept.” “They?” Cam says again, voice flat. “As in a demon?”

[gabriels-golden-kazoo]

God don’t you just hate it when a mysterious figure with giant swords breaks into your secret base and just starts arguing with the ceiling?

“Now, listen here snickerdoodle, I’m really not the sort of gal who likes the whole ‘where is he’ cliche, but it’s been a long day and I’m really getting sick of all of this foreplay. So,” Cue screams. “Where is it?”

[silversoulss]

[zpindle]

tentacle porn pt. 2

[designtheendless]

“I love you too” “I didn’t say that”

@lemoneyshipz has altered my brain chemistry I’m sorry 🕸️

[hemlock-dreams]

AITA for popping a boner when my super hot bartender picked me up like I was a tiny chihuahua (P.S. I'm built like a brick shithouse)???

[mqonlighting]

hear me out: civilian deadpool au except he just keeps getting arrested for the STRANGEST THINGS (illegal ownership of a chicken? someone just dumped an egg on his street? it hatches when he’s trying to cook it for breakfast? he RAISED IT?) and matt murdock is his exhausted lawyer who has to keep telling him to shut up in the interrogation room.

does he ever actually go to jail? no, maybe probation, maybe a fine. but arrested? half sure every cop in the city is just sick of hearing about his life. every juror thinks he’s just morbidly unlucky and a tiny bit moronic.

and he is.

detective: (sigh) so you have a chicken?

wade: oh, yeah, yolko ono! she’s my pride and joy, i had a mug and a mousepad printed- *pulling out wallet pictures*

matt: wade. no.

wade: i could bring her over if you want-

matt: WADE.

one time matt has to spring wade for grand theft auto of the nice old lady he lives next doors to. the automobile he supposedly stole? a select elevated motorized wheelchair.

wade: she LENT me the chair.

detective: and how’d she do that?

wade: i broke into her backyard because i heard a thump and i thought she fell over.

matt: jesus—

wade: so she didn’t fall over. apparently it was a twig that fell on an ice chest. but she was there, and she was yelling ‘jazzy! jazzy!’ and i was wondering why she was telling me to grab her jazzy, but i wasn’t about to turn down a free jazzy. so i walk over to it, i turn it on, i hop on, i say thank you to the kind old lady, and i wheel it out of there.

matt: goddamn it, wade—

detective: you stole a permobil.

wade: pardon?

detective: the wheelchair was a permobil.

wade: she said it was a jazzy!

detective: …

detective: jazzy is her HUSBAND.

wade: …

detective: …

matt: i give up.

and the nail in everyone’s coffin? when the precinct brings in wade’s fucking kidnap victim.

peter: kidnap? me?

detective: were you or were you not kidnapped by wade wilson and driven to the middle of nowhere?

peter: listen, man, farthest wade ever drove me was to a gamestop in manhattan from queens. i don’t drive. and then i ask if we can hit a seven eleven, since i really wanted a bag of chips. but then i fall asleep in the passenger seat on the way there. and when i wake up, i’m home - he didn’t buy me the bag of chips, though.

detective: … and when state troopers spotted his car in philadelphia? with someone passed out inside?

peter: we were in philly? and he didn’t wake me up?

detective: do you seriously mean to tell me you were completely passed out for a two hour and ten minute drive?

peter: i’m a college student with rent due in a month and a new paper due every time i breathe. and wade is an idiot who doesn’t know left from right, boots up waze, says his goodbyes to the universe, and starts driving. i think there’s your case.

detective: …

detective: damn it.

[novakiart]

pete's fly-eating instincts intensify - end under cut!