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justslightlymental · 16 days ago

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"All of them Goddamn" Saja Boys x Reader Part 2

ill be so honest guys I feel like I butchered the start but oh well! I don't know for sure how long in the actual movie it took for them to defeat them yada yada. But in this AU i'll just say it took like a few months. Anyway, this doesn't have smut in it, IM SORRY BRO OKAY. im lowkey thinking of making a part 3 cuz this shit ended weird ok. ALSO reader is pregnant, if u dont like that LEAVE. its not my fault bro had unsafe smeggs in part 1

also yes im working on my other requests about them, those will be full on smut trust :33333 -

IT had been weeks since our last encounter. And oh boy… I’ve had these terrible headaches, these terrible stomach aches. The many times I’ve had to dip out of rehearsals just to empty my stomach. My energy levels have gone down the drain. I thought about reasons for a very long time, I was perfectly fine before the “Saja Boys” fiasco at the bathhouse, and a week or so after I was fine. But the more I thought about that night the more I realised how irresponsible and lust driven all of us were. Literally all of them splattered my insides white and NONE of us had any kind of protection, oh my fucking god. “What if I'm pregnant. What if im carrying the child of a fucking demon.” I spoke to myself quietly, sitting in my bed, stressing the fuck out. It all made sense, and I honestly wish it didn’t. How am I supposed to bring this up to THEM? How am I supposed to explain my predicament to my bandmates?? To our manager?? I can’t just fucking go up to them like ‘Oh yeah.. By the way, I'M pregnant and the father must be one of the Saja boys. Hell no. We had enough trouble overall with losing our fans day by day to them, and figuring out a song to completely wipe the demons out and strengthen the Honmoon up for good. Wait… If we defeat the saja boys and actually succeed, what about this possible child I might be carrying?? I mean maybe I’m not pregnant- But with everything happening there is a 98% chance I am. If we kill them- my child- or well their child too will forever be fatherless OH GOD what if the baby dies too?? I have to take a test, like badly. “Hey, I'm going out!” I said to the girls after emerging from my room, dressed very casually. “Alright, be safe okay?” Rumi said back, before turning back to her movie.

“Oh! Can you bring back chicken noodles?? I’ve been craving them!” Zoey yelled out from the kitchen. “Will do, bye bye!” “Byeeee!” Mira said, not looking away from her book.

The evening breeze was chilly, the hoodie I wore could only do so much. Feeling the cold sweeping through the tiniest openings. I walked faster, wanting to get to the sweet warmth of the pharmacy, which shouldn’t be too far now. As I finally reached the store, immediately feeling relieved and speed walking to the intimacy section, looking through all the different tests. I kept my hood up, trying to stay as hidden as possible not wanting any scandals to happen.

”Would you like some help?” A kind pharmacist said from next to me, a smile on her face. ”Uhmm… Well, anything that's trustworthy..?” I answered awkwardly.

We had a lovely conversation, she was really easy to talk to. The average auntie, well at least she looked the age… Thankfully she did not recognize me, internally sighing in relief. As I finished shopping and walked out. I was immediately met with the cold and once again began my walk back home.

Though as I was walking it felt like I was being watched, the hairs on the back of my neck rising like I was spiderman. I tried to walk faster, taking different routes but in the end a sudden smoke appeared out of nowhere, scaring the ever living shit out of me. Currently I was in an alley too so his shit truly was not ideal.

”Well well well, look who it is.” A deep voice called out and I immediately recognized it.

”Jinu??!” I said shocked, clutching the bag into my chest.

”And don’t forget about us!” Another voice said and four more men appeared right next to Jinu.

Oh for fucks sake.

”I'm not in the mood.” I scoffed.

Okay well between you and me I was very much in the mood but I also did not want them knowing about my… predicament.

”C'mon doll we all know that’s a lie.” Abby said, walking closer to me, throwing his arm around my shoulders.

”No really, please.. Just let me go.” I sighed, my emotions in overdrive. “What’s the matter?” Mystery asked, seemingly the only one with the social skills to actually pick up on my mood. “It’s nothing, just a bad day.” I quickly said, wanting to get out of this situation before my ‘possible’ secret gets revealed. “Why do you smell so good right now?” Romance spoke up, suddenly appearing right beside me, literally inhaling my scent. “Now that you mention I smell it too.” Baby said, eyeing me up and down. Oh shit, I literally forgot they are demons. Does this basically confirm my suspicions and fears? Can they smell the change in my hormones or some shit? That's lowkey creepy, but whatever. “Just let me go.” I said once again, walking past them. Obviously they wouldn’t let me go that easily, hearing their footsteps behind me. I was seriously fed up. “You’re hiding something aren’t you? Maybe in that bag of yours?” Jinu caught up with me, tilting his head in a mocking way. “Did you pick up some toys to use incase we all met up again?” Abby joked, others giggling with him.

I chose to ignore them, as much as I honestly wanted to get down on the floor and get absolutely ravished by all of them. Getting home and doing this test and then crying my eyes out was much more favorable. Though I don’t think they took me ignoring them very well, the next thing I knew they had stopped in their tracks, making me turn around, their faces rid of any humor or smiles. “Fine if you’re going to act like a brat. Don’t bother crawling back to us begging for more.” Jinu scoffed, all of them agreeing with him. “The entitlement is crazy!! See if i fucking care!” I yelled out, baffled at how these men… No these DEMONS were acting. No other words were exchanged as I turned on my heel and practically ran off, holding in the tears. This is how everything was supposed to go. Obviously they wouldn’t hold any emotional attachment to me, what was I expecting? A nice dinner date in the city's most luxurious 5 star restaurant?? They are demons for fucks sake, their whole thing is to just lure people in and then eat their souls. But why did it hurt so much? It’s not like they actually took advantage of me or anything, I gave them my full consent and was reckless. And now I'm paying the price for one night of pleasure. I thought, staring at the 3 positive tests in my hand. Makeup already ruined, eyeliner mushed around my cheeks, tears still flowing down freely. My emotions were all over the place, It wasn’t on my plans to become a young mother to a fucking half demon baby. Yet despite all of that I couldn’t help but already feel attached. This child was innocent, who am I to blame it for being conceived by my own foolish desires and actions. I had decided, no matter how foolish or bad, I was keeping this baby and that’s final. The next few weeks were awful, between the writing, composing of songs and rehearsals not to mention rivaling against Saja boys. AND struggling with the amazing side effects of pregnancy, thankfully I wasn’t showing yet, so I could still use our performance outfits no matter how flashy or tight they were. Things had been going south though. The Honmoon was weakening due to our lack of progress, demons appearing left and right. Fans leaving and going for Saja boys. They were practically everywhere, we were being overthrown quickly.

“Alright girls! I know everythings all ‘saja’ ‘saja’. But we are going to turn it into ‘Huntrix!’ ‘Huntrix!’ alright?” Bobby said with a smile placing a bunch of posters in front of us at our table. “There’s a bunch of fans outside who literally SLEPT on the sidewalk just to see you. “Happy fans… Happy Honmoon!” We all looked at each other and clicked our pens together, sitting at our fan event table. And so the fans bursted in and so did 5 random… sleeping bag things..? “And who do I owe this to?” Rumi asked with a smile, going to pick up a poster to sign it. “To your biggest fans…” The male said, they all revealed themselves as Saja boys. Oh for FUCKS sake. All of the attendees went crazy yelling out their band name. “Oh Saja boys It’s an honor! Table please!” Bobby said, as they brought a table down for the boys. “Joint meeting??” Half of the people lined up for us moved to the boys table. We looked at each other baffled, Rumi staying silent for a moment before standing up and announcing the boys would be seated with us and the people immediately lined back up. “WHAT?!” All of us whisper yelled.

“We need all the fans we can get…” Rumi said, sitting back down in her seat. I was now forced to sit between Baby and Jinu. Neither of them didn’t seem to pay attention to me, but I could feel glances my way ever so often. Forced to listen to them shamelessly flirting with my bandmates, forced to sit in absolute misery and worst of all.. Forced to suffer my raging hormones, oh god they smelled so good. The fan event started off good, signing posters and albums, having short chats with the fans, doing cute stuff yada yada. I was doing a pretty good job with ignoring the boys, no matter how much I wanted to oogle at them. Jinu made it very clear they don’t want anything to do with me anymore. “Hello! I hope you’re doing alright!” I smiled sweetly at the next fan in front of me, a guy my age I assumed. “Oh my god!! I can’t believe I’m finally meeting you!” He beamed with happiness, taking my hands in his. Oookayy.. could’ve asked for permission first but i’ll let it slide… Happy fans.. Happy Honmoon I reminded myself. “I can’t believe I'm meeting you! Thank you for supporting us!” I smiled back, a little forced. “I’ve been a fan since the first day, you’re my favorite! I love you so much!” He continued, moving closer to me. “I appreciate that!” I cringed internally at how close he was getting. “Would you like me to sign anything?” The fanboy gasped letting go of my hands to dig into his bag, probably for an album. I couldn’t help but notice from the corner of my eye how Jinu had turned his head towards us both, watching the interaction clearly not amused. It was then when I felt a hand land on my thigh, inching ever so closer to my core. My eyes widened for a moment before I calmed myself down, acting normal for the fan. “Please sign my album!” He asked, handing it to me and so I did.

“You’re so amazing!!! Pleaseee marry me!” The guy said, lowkey freaking me out now. This also caught the attention of my bandmates but also all of the Saja Boys. And if looks could kill this fellow would be buried deep within the earth's core. I forced an awkward smile, trying not to yell at this guy, not wanting to scare any of the other fans who might I add also started watching the interaction. “Hahaha- Thank you- umm I’m sorry but-” Before I could continue a hand slammed in front of me, making me flinch. “I think it’s time you move on.” It was Jinu and he was pissed, in fact they all were pissed I could feel the atmosphere changing. Everyone was dead quiet, the guy looked like he would piss his pants at any moment, before quickly snatching the poster and fleeing the whole event. It was pretty fucking awkward after that but it wasn’t long until things seemed to return to normal. “Thank you…” I muttered to Jinu, not sparing a glance. He didn’t reply but he didn’t need to, another squeeze to my thigh was all I needed. Maybe everything was not lost between us after all, maybe he did care, maybe they all did. They just didn’t know how to express themselves… I don’t know, maybe I’m just delusional holding onto the smallest thread of hope. One thing is for sure though, I need to let them know. After the fan event fiasco I was sitting in my dressing room, just staring into the mirror. The frown on my face was evident as a hand rested on my stomach. The thoughts in my head racing, I was so conflicted. Everytime I saw one of the guys I felt weak in my legs, my heart thumped against my chest, and I just felt… weird. Was I really falling in love?

And how would that end huh…

I was suddenly pulled away by my thoughts due to my door opening, in walked all of them. Without an invitation of course!! We just stared at each other without saying a word, the air heavy around us. I don’t know for how long we just stood there in silence, but it felt like our eyes were having the conversation for us entirely.

“Why did you come here.” I asked bluntly.

“To check up on you, are we not allowed to care?” Jinu asked with a frown, hands folded in front of his chest. I let out an amused scoff, looking away from them, gathering my words. “That’s rich coming from you. From all of you.” I said a hint of venom in my tone. “From what I gathered last time we happened to bump into each other you all were only after ONE thing. Sex. It’s very funny suddenly seeing you ‘care’, or being interested in how I'm doing. Hey it’s okay though! It was a really nice one night stand, I can't believe I expected more.” It felt relieving to finally get my feelings out, really it did. “What? Got nothing to say? Because I was right?” I asked, staring at their faces, all of them seemed to avoid eye contact, nervous almost. “It’s.. not that… I just- We’ll we just… The truth is-” Jinu tried but couldn’t get the words out of his mouth. “We all like you!” Baby Saja yelled out. “We didn’t know how to tell you, or how to find you..” Romance continued, scratching the back of his head. “I guess the moment we saw you again.. Asking for that was like.. a way to try and forget..” Abby said, his face red. “We thought you would never like us back.. Since you know… we are demons.” Mystery quietly said Honestly their confession shocked me, you mean there’s actually hope?? They actually have feelings?? No fucking way. It almost brought me to tears, fucking hormones. “I- I’m shocked… Truth is after our ‘thing’ I couldn’t stop thinking about you all…” I mumbled, all of their heads snapped towards me. “It was torture trying to sleep that night…” I giggled quietly, remembering. “You drive us crazy… And today seeing that boy touch you… It made us mad, it's weird.. It feels like an instinct, to protect you from everything and anything…” Jinu said, others agreeing. “I feel like I need to be close to you… at all times, something is pulling me in.” Baby said, walking closer to me. All of them followed, I backed towards the counter where all my makeup was laid. I stared up at them, all of a sudden remembering the last time and immediately felt like my panties had just been dipped into water. “I want to be close to you all too…” I said, eyes never leaving theirs. Suddenly nothing else mattered, all I wanted was to have a taste of them again, to feel them touch me, mark me, claim me. Jinu’s hands landed on my shoulders, he leaned in slowly, our lips connecting in a sweet kiss. It wasn’t messy like before, but instead a passionate one. As we separated he looked me deep in the eyes, his hand caressing my cheek. “I’m sorry about that day.” He said. “It’s okay…” None of us shared another word, but that was okay. Though I still felt terrible, as they all got close to me. I was keeping this secret from them, but I was afraid, so afraid. What would they think? What would everyone think? I didn’t want this moment to end in more unnecessary fighting and drama, I just wanted everyone to be happy. If it meant keeping and going through this by myself I would do it.

Romance pressed his lips against my neck, his teeth just slightly gracing my skin. Baby on my other side, his hand caressing my arm, leaning against me, enjoying the warmth of my skin. Abby took Jinu’s place in front of me, kissing me deeply, pressing himself up against me. Softly moaning into his kiss, playfully fighting his tongue with my own. Mystery had taken Romance's side and was now running his fingers through my hair, kissing my cheek and neck. After a little bit more making out with them and touching each other up we separated, even if we didn’t want to. But time was not on our side, soon the girls would come looking for me and we would be busted big time. “We’ll see each other more right?” I asked hopefully, the fact is I felt myself not wanting to leave their side for even a moment. “Yes, definitely. It hurts us to be away from you darling.” Jinu said. “Let us mark you… be ours forever..” Abby asked, almost desperate. “Please, I need everyone to know you are mine and theirs.” Mystery said, his voice whiny. The rest agreed, and how could I say no to them? Even if my mind tried telling me no. For deep down in my heart I was afraid of all these feelings, what happens if we truly seal the Honmoon up for good? My heart would be broken beyond repair. “Yes.” In a flash their human forms disappeared, replaced by their demon counterparts. I used to loathe them, to hate them but now I feel like I preferred seeing their true selves. I felt even more connected to them. They placed their hands on my chest one by one, each time a mark flashed over my chest, a purple hue traveling along my veins down my arms before disappearing. Each time I felt a surge of emotions, feelings like a piece of their lost souls merged with mine. I'm sure they felt more alive, I could see this light in their eyes I had never seen before. “You are ours now and we.. are yours.” - YEA ILL MAKE A PART 3 MAYBE YEAH (i will)

#saja boys x reader #saja boys #kpop demon hunters #huntrix #jinu x reader #romance x reader #abby x reader #abs x reader #baby saja x reader #baby x reader #mystery x reader

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shironezuninja · 1 year ago

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Learning that we lost another voice actor to the current controversial war going on…was news I was not expected to hear about when waking up on this Star Wars Day Saturday morning. The harsh reality of the war lingered in the back of my mind while I was watching the 3rd episode of the Knuckles miniseries on Paramount+ last night.

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avendjarin · 13 days ago

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500 FOLLOWER SPECIAL — 500 DR IDEAS !

thank you SO much for 500 !! this account and all of you hold such a special place in my heart, so i hope this can pay back some of the love you all have shown me over these past few months 🫶🫶🫶

⋆⭒˚ . MOVIES ⋆ ｡˚ ⋆

1. 10 Thing I Hate About You

2. 13 Going on 30

3. 27 Dresses

4. About Time

5. The Adjustment Bureau

6. The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl

7. Alice in Wonderland

8. Amélie

9. Alvin and the Chipmunks

10. Avatar

11. Back to the Future

12. Barbie

13. Beetlejuice

14. Big Hero 6

15. Blade Runner

16. Bottoms

17. The Breakfast Club

18. Bring it On

19. Bullet Train

20. But I’m a Cheerleader

21. Challengers

22. Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

23. Cinderella

24. Clueless

25. Coraline

26. Corpse Bride

27. Crazy Rich Asians

28. DC

29. Dead Poets Society

30. Descendants

31. The Devil Wears Prada

32. Dirty Dancing

33. Divergent

34. Do Revenge

35. Dune

36. Ella Enchanted

37. Encanto

38. Enchanted

39. Equestria Girls

40. The Eternals

41. Everything Everywhere All at Once

42. Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them

43. Fantastic Four

44. Fast and Furious

45. Fear Street

46. Ferris Bueller’s Day Off

47. Frozen

48. Gladiator

49. Good Will Hunting

50. Grease

51. The Greatest Showman

52. Guardians of the Galaxy

53. Harry Potter/Marauders

54. Heathers

55. High School Musical

56. Hocus Pocus

57. The Holdovers

58. The Holiday

59. Hotel Transylvania

60. How to Train Your Dragon

61. Howl’s Moving Castle

62. Hugo

63. Inception

64. The Incredibles

65. Indiana Jones

66. Instant Family

67. The Internship

68. Into the Woods

69. It

70. Jumanji

71. Jurassic Park

72. Kingsmen

73. Knives Out

74. Legally Blonde

75. The Life List

76. Little Miss Sunshine

77. The Lorax

78. Lord of the Rings

79. Love Actually

80. Luca

81. Maleficent

82. Mamma Mia

83. The Matrix

84. MCU

85. Mean Girls

86. Meet the Robinsons

87. Men in Black

88. Midnight in Paris

89. The Mitchells vs. the Machines

90. Moana

91. Moonrise Kingdom

92. Monsters, Inc.

93. Mr. Peabody and Sherman

94. Night at the Museum

95. The Nightmare Before Christmas

96. Notting Hill

97. Now You See Me

98. Ocean’s Eleven

99. Paddington

100. Passengers

101. Peter Pan

102. Pirates of the Caribbean

103. Pitch Perfect

104. Pixels

105. The Polar Express

106. The Princess Bride

107. The Princess Diaries

108. Ready Player One

109. Rise of the Guardians

110. The Rocky Horror Picture Show

111. Scott Pilgrim vs. the World

112. Scream

113. Secret of the Wings

114. Shazam!

115. The Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants

116. Spiderman

117. Spiderman: Into the Spiderverse

118. Spy Kids

119. Stand By Me

120. Stardust

121. Star Wars

122. Suicide Squad

123. Tangled

124. Terminator

125. Thunderbolts*

126. Top Gun

127. Transformers

128. Tron

129. Treasure Planet

130. Twister

131. West Side Story

132. Wicked

133. The Wizard of Oz

134. Wonka

135. Wreck it Ralph

136. X-Men

137. Zathura: A Space Adventure

138. Zombieland

⋆⭒˚ . TV SHOWS ⋆ ｡˚ ⋆

139. The 100

140. 9-1-1

141. Abbott Elementary

142. The Addams Family

143. Adventure Time

144. Agatha All Along

145. Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D

146. Alice in Borderland

147. The Amazing Digital Circus

148. The Amazing World of Gumball

149. Anne with an E

150. Arcane

151. Arrested Development

152. Attack on Titan

153. Barbie Life in the Dreamhouse

154. The Bear

155. The Big Bang Theory

156. Bob’s Burgers

157. Boy Meets World

158. The Boys

159. Brooklyn Nine-Nine

160. Bratz

161. Bridgerton

162. Buffy the Vampire Slayer

163. Chainsaw Man

164. Charlie’s Angels

165. Charmed

166. Chicago Fire

167. Chilling Adventures of Sabrina

168. The Clone Wars

169. Community

170. Cowboy Bebop

171. Criminal Minds

172. Dance Moms

173. Daredevil

174. Deadly Class

175. Death Note

176. Demon Slayer

177. Dexter

178. Doctor Who

179. Downton Abbey

180. The Dragon Prince

181. Elena of Avalor

182. The End of the F***ing World

183. Euphoria

184. Ever After High

185. Family Guy

186. Friday Night Lights

187. Friends

188. Full House

189. Futurama

190. Game of Thrones

191. Gilmore Girls

192. Glitter Force

193. Good Omens

194. The Good Place

195. Gossip Girl

196. Gravity Falls

197. Grease: Rise of the Pink Ladies

198. Grey’s Anatomy

199. H2O: Just Add Water

200. Haikyuu

201. Hazbin Hotel

202. Henry Danger

203. Heroes

204. High School Musical: The Musical: The Series

205. How I Met Your Mother

206. House MD

207. Hunter x Hunter

208. iCarly

209. Invincible

210. It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia

211. Jessie

212. Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure

213. Jujutsi Kaisen

214. Kim Possible

215. Kipo and the Age of Wonderbeasts

216. Law and Order

217. The Legend of Korra

218. Liv and Maddie

219. Loki

220. Lolirock

221. Love Island

222. The L World

223. The Mandalorian

224. Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug and Chat Noir

225. Misfits

226. Mob Psycho 100

227. Modern Family

228. Moon Knight

229. Monster High

230. My Babysitter’s a Vampire

231. My Hero Academia

232. My Life with the Walter Boys

233. My Little Pony

234. Nana

235. Narcos

236. Naruto

237. NCIS

238. Ninjago

239. NYPD Blue

240. Obey Me

241. The O.C.

242. The Office

243. Once Upon a Time

244. One Piece

245. Our Flag Means Dearh

246. Outer Banks

247. Owl House

248. Parks and Recreation

249. Phineas and Ferb

250. The Pitt

251. The Powerpuff Girls

252. Power Rangers

253. Pretty Little Liars

254. Prison Break

255. The Queen’s Gambit

256. The Real Housewives

257. Rick and Morty

258. Riverdale

259. RuPaul’s Drag Race

260. Sabrina the Teenage Witch

261. Scooby Doo

262. Scream Queens

263. Seinfeld

264. Severance

265. Sex and the City

266. Shameless

267. She-Ra and the Princesses of Power

268. Sherlock

269. The Simpsons

270. SK8 the Infinity

271. Skeleton Crew

272. Smallville

273. Sofia the First

274. South Park

275. SpongeBob

276. Squid Game

277. Star Trek

278. Star vs. the Forces of Evil

279. Steins;Gate

280. Steven Universe

281. Stranger Things

282. Strawberry Shortcake

283. Succession

284. Suits

285. Supernatural

286. Totally Spies

287. Teen Titans Go!

288. Teen Wolf

289. That 70s Show

290. To All the Boys I Loved Before

291. Tokyo Revengers

292. Total Drama

293. Twin Peaks

294. The Umbrella Academy

295. The Vampire Diaries

296. Victorious

297. The Walking Dead

298. Wednesday

299. White Lotus

300. Winx Club

301. The Witcher

302. Wizards of Waverly Place

303. The X-Files

304. Yellowjackets

305. Yellowstone

⋆⭒˚ . VIDEO GAMES ⋆ ｡˚ ⋆

306. Animal Crossing

307. Baldur’s Gate 3

308. Bendy and the Ink Machine

309. Call of Duty

310. Castlevania

311. Cats and Soup

312. Cozy Grove

313. Cyberpunk 2077

314. Dead Space

315. Destiny

316. Detroit: Become Human

317. Doki Doki Literature Club

318. Elden Ring

319. The Elder Scrolls

320. Fallout

321. Final Fantasy

322. Five Nights at Freddy’s

323. Genshin Impact

324. God of War

325. Good Pizza, Great Pizza

326. Halo

327. Haunted Chocolatier

328. Heavy Rain

329. Hogwarts Legacy

330. Honkai: Star Rail

331. Kingdom Hearts

332. The Last of Us

333. The Legend of Zelda

334. Life is Strange

335. Mario (any of them)

336. Mass Effect

337. Minecraft

338. Outer Wilds

339. Persona 5

340. Phasmophobia

341. Pokémon

342. Portal

343. Potion Craft

344. Red Dead Redemption

345. Resident Evil

346. Sally Face

347. Scribblenauts

348. Slay the Princess

349. Slime Rancher

350. Starbound

351. Stardew Valley

352. Terraria

353. Tomb Raider

354. Twisted Wonderland

355. Uncharted

356. Undertale

357. Until Dawn

358. Watch Dogs

⋆⭒˚ . BOOKS ⋆ ｡˚ ⋆

359. Babysitter’s Club

360. Chronicles of Narnia

361. Diary of a Wimpy Kid

362. Dork Diaries

363. Fourth Wing

364. A Good Girl’s Guide to Murder

365. The Great Gatsby

366. Heartstopper

367. The Hunger Games

368. Little Women

369. The Maze Runner

370. Miss Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar Children

371. The Outsiders

372. Percy Jackson and the Olympians

372. The Perks of Being a Wallflower

374. Pride and Predjudice

375. Rainbow Magic

376. The Rosewood Chronicles

377. A Series of Unfortunate Events

378. Shadow and Bone

379. Six of Crows

380. The Summer I Turned Pretty

381. Twilight

382. Warrior Cats

⋆⭒˚ . MISCELLANEOUS ⋆ ｡˚ ⋆

383. Actor

384. Ancient Egypt

385. Ancient Rome

386. Angels and Devils

387. Apocalypse

388. Astronaut

389. Athlete

390. Author

391. Backrooms

392. Bakery

393. Ballerina

394. Band

395. The Beatles

396. Better CR

397. Big City

398. Boarding School

399. Cat

400. Celebrity Assistant

401. Cheerleader

402. Chef

403. Childhood

404. Circus Performer

405. Coffee Shop

406. Comedian

407. Cooking Show

408. Cowboy

409. Crossover DRs

410. Dancer

411. Dark Academia

412. Demigod

413. Detective

414. Director

415. Disneyland

416. Dungeons and Dragons

417. Empty mall with unlimited money

418. Escape the Night

419. Fairy

420. Fanfic

421. Fangirl

422. Fantasy

423. Farmer

424. Farmer’s Daughter

425. Fashion Designer

426. Figure Skater

427. Food Critic

428. Formula 1 Driver

429. Formula 1 WAG

430. Futuristic

431. Gender Swap

432. Goddess

433. Greek Mythology

434. Grunge

435. Gymnast

436. Hallmark Christmas Movie

437. A Heist/In Space with Markiplier

438. Influencer

439. Interior Designer

440. Interviewer

441. Inventor

442. Kardashians

443. K-Pop

444. Last person on Earth

445. Librarian

446. Library of Alexandria

447. The Magnus Archives

448. Mermaid

449. Model

450. Movie Critic

451. Murder Mystery

452. Music Producer

453. Musical

454. Musical Theatre

455. Nascar Driver

456. Nepo Baby

457. North Pole

458. Old Money

459. Olympic Athlete

460. Painter

461. Paranormal Investigator

462. Parent

463. Photographer

464. Pirate

465. Podcast

466. Poet

467. Psychic

468. Rapper

469. Rockstar gf

470. Royalty

471. SCP

472. Screenwriter

473. Shifting School

474. Singer

475. Siren

476. Skateboarder

477. Small Town

478. Smosh

479. Socialite

480. Soulmate AU

481. Spy

482. Steampunk

483. Streamer

484. Summer Camp

485. Surfer

486. Swimmer

487. Tattoo Artist

488. Teacher

489. Therapy

490. Timeloop

491. Vacation

492. Vampire

493. Van Life

494. Vlogger

495. Waiting Room

496. Werewolf

497. Winter Wonderland

498. Witch

499. Your mind (inside out type of thing)

500. Youtuber

#shifting #shiftblr #shifting realities #reality shifting #shifters #desired reality #reality shift #shifting community #shifting blog #anti shifters dni #reality shifter #shifting consciousness #shifting reality #shifter #shifting antis dni #shiftingrealities #dr ideas

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luciaintheskyainthi · 5 months ago

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just gotta say i love your ECM story so much- I'm never going to not ship Spiderman with Redhood again and happily resign myself to be further entrenched in the rare-pair universe. (if you ever want to hear why Kermit the Frog is in love with Grover from Sesame st, I have a notebook)

But I come to you with a funny that i just thought of upon a reminder of the spideypool ship.

(I honestly was always meh about their ship, but their dynamic in the crossover comic is objectively fun. That comic is also my reference point for the characters in this context)

Anyway

Wade: Spidey! You two-timed me with my lesser emo knockoff!

Peter: Are you implying that you have multiple emo knockoffs?

Jason: Knockoff? Of that guy! He looks like someone tossed Deathstroke in a blender.

Wade: Rude. I'm Deathstroke tossed in a blender if he was 40% less road sign and 100% more Canadian. And yeah, I saw that skimpy little number of yours in Gotham Knights. Warner Brothers isn't fooling anyone.

Jason *mildly confused blank stare*

Peter: I have no idea what this conversation is about.

Wade: This quote-un-quote relationship you have with buckethead here. Webs, please, tell me what he has that I don't! I can tape a bat to my chest and whine about daddy. What am I missing?

Peter: An off switch.

Wade: Wow. You know what, fine! Continuity be damned! Go for the reboot Robin folks hated so much that they overwhelmingly voted in a call-in audience poll to let the Joker kill him. I made more than a billion at the box office last year. I am basically the immortal version of Ryan Renolds. I know my worth, Spidey, and in the words of Celine Dion, my heart will go on!

Peter: ...

Jason: ...

Jason: ... you mind repeating that first part, pal.

Oh my friend, welcome to rarepair hell. The pairing on AO3 hasn't even hit triple digits yet 🥲🥲 (98!!! We're sooooo close lmao)

I do love the idea of Deadpool gesturing between himself and Jason, all WHAT DOES HE HAVE THAT I DOONN'TTTT

(aLSO?! 'Skimpy little number' you hath slain me whaaat that's so funny to me 😹😹😹 )

Also I'll never recover from the fact that fans voted to kill Jason (although there's plenty of evidence that DC had intentions of doing it to Jason anyway. The main writer at the time hated the idea of child sidekicks, but especially Jason. They were gunning for Jason for a while). The angst potential involved in Jason learning that his death was planned in such a way 😩😩😩 augh it hurts so good.

#existential crisis mode #peter parker x jason todd #spideyhood

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estebunny · 6 months ago

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esteban ocon sharing 10 things he loves

via GP Racing August 2024

Marvel Cinematic Universe - I'm a big fan of superheroes and all the Marvel films. I've watched them many times, recently with my girlfriend. We caught up on 20 years of Marvel movies in one month, which was pretty good! I've also used them as inspiration for some of my special helmet designs. Like the one with Spiderman in Austin a few years ago or Deadpool in Vegas last year. And there's more to come, for sure.

Diabolo Fraise - This is my favourite drink. It's very French. You may not have heard of it, but in France you can go into any bar and order it. They'll know what it is. It's a strawberry syrup with lemonade: very sugary, but very, very nice.

Table football - I like table tennis a lot and table football - foosball - as well, which is very French. I got a table football set for Christmas and I'm always very competitive.

The smell of fuel - It's hard to explain, but I just love the smell of fuel. Not diesel, not kerosene, not ethanol. But unleaded, 98, no ethanol in it - I have a weird addiction to it. I grew up in a garage because my dad was a mechanic and I just loved that smell, always. And I remember once he saw me trying to take a sip of it - when I was five or six years old - but fortunately he managed to stop me because I was really about to drink it! It hasn't changed to this day. It just smells so good…

Five Guys burgers - Burgers are my cheat meal. And when I want a proper one, I go to Five Guys because it's awesome. Double bacon cheeseburger with mushrooms and medium fries - nothing beats it! And if it's Saturday night, the Five Guys on the Champs-Elysees in Paris, with friends, it's just perfect.

Bowling - I'm good at it. In the town where I grew up there weren't many things to do in your spare time. And on weekends it was a simple choice: either go to the cinema or go bowling. More often than not we went bowling. Of course it got competitive. I'm not a pro, not even close, but my personal best is 190, which isn't too bad. That's where I am at the moment, but hopefully I'll get to 200 one day - it won't be easy, but we'll see.

Sim Racing - Of course it helps. A lot of drivers use it as a training tool, but I like it a lot too. And even if I wasn't a professional driver, I think I'd still do a lot of sim racing. I like to compete - and Gran Turismo is always fun.

Drifting - We sometimes organise something with Mick Schumacher and my friend Thomas Neubauer, who drives for Ferrari in GT - and have a bit of competition. It's all about who can reach the maximum speed at the maximum angle, so it's always fun. I also like off-road buggies. That's what we do a lot with friends - take a day off and go through a track in the woods, stop and have a snack, enjoy the scenery. I like motocross - but I can't really do it, because it's a bit dangerous. My dad broke his leg when he was younger so I know it's not a joke. But I'm sure I'll get on a bike one day.

Tuning cars with my dad - I really like cars. It may sound like an obvious statement from a racing driver, but there aren't too many petrolheads among us drivers. But it's one of my passions. I didn't like it so much before, but now I love putting my hands in cars. It gives you a better understanding of things if you're really into it. With my dad we love to tune cars every now and then, experimenting to make them go faster. It's great because we have no restrictions, or rules. So we can make something that wouldn't necessarily be allowed on public roads, but could be a great track car.

Radio-controlled cars - This is something I do a lot, also with dad. It reminds me a lot of the times we did karting together. It's very similar, only the cars are smaller. I like the 1/8 scale TT category, nitro version, not electric, and find it interesting because you can do it on all terrains. I love the setup side and the competition. I'm not a pro, although if I'm honest I'm not too far away - and one day I'm sure I'll be competing at a more serious level. In F1, there are a few drivers who are very good. Lewis Hamilton, for example, you could see he did it as a kid and he hasn't lost it. And Oscar Piastri is also good. Of the three of us, he's probably the best because I think he's competed at a national level in Australia. I've had the chance to race against pros, but only during test sessions. But in the future I'm going to compete for real.

#literally can't stop giggling reading this one what a fun soul he is #of course esteban's favorite drink is a mocktail - and a super sweet one #the obsession with fuel naming his favourite smell in such detail #table football and bowling! sth new but the competitiveness stays the same #also mention of mick lewis and oscar! love how drivers bonding over hobbies besides racing - or still racing? 😆#esteban ocon #f1 #q&as #lores

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yourlocal-edgelord · 9 months ago

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I feel like the most probable scenario would be young justice going their and literally ending all the bullshit in that universe with peter in less than a day but also them wreaking absolute havoc

"*insert marvel character, usually Peter* in gotham!" WHY DO THE DC CHARACTERS NEVER GO TO THE MARVEL UNIVERSE.

Like I know 9/10 any dc crossover is more like a batman crossover even when it would be much more interesting to see it with any of the other hundreds of DC characters, but can we get some variation? Would it not be interesting to see how they handle NYC's numerous villains and vigilantes?

Just a thought...

#young justice 1998 #young just us #core four #young justice 98 #peter parker #dc x marvel #spiderman

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moobloom-mention · 5 months ago

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How Hard Is It to Keep a Clone Child Out of Trouble? (Extremely Hard, Apparently)

Summary: Y'know, for only being a few weeks into coparenting Lil Petey, Petey's gotta admit that he's beginning to get the hang of it. Now if only he could get Dogman to start taking it as seriously as he is.

Content Warning(s): Swearing

Word Count: 2048

Please accept this humble sacrifice, Dogman fandom. I am eternally in your debt.

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Y’know, for only being a few weeks into coparenting Lil Petey, Petey’s gotta admit he’d gotten pretty damn good at knowing what the kid got up to in his free time.

Not that it’s exactly hard to figure out, the kid is his clone after all. Anything Petey had shown interest towards in his youth was bound to be explored too by Lil Petey- so far with a lot more enthusiasm than his past self had shown.

Though there were a few twists and adjustments to the kid's interests. Like his favorite superhero being Spiderman instead of Batman. Or his favorite animal being a dog of all creatures.

Ha! A dog.

His eyes roll, the familiar itch of annoyance redirecting itself toward his latest attempt to shuffle a paper bag of groceries into the crook of his right arm. He grins pointedly as the bag finally slouches into his shoulder without a single item escaping.

With his newly freed hand he dives impatiently into his coat's pocket, pawing at the fabric for the spare house key Dogman had given him a few weeks back.

"In emergencies," the mutt had signed, a disgustingly pleasant smile on his face.

It'd been a... surprisingly sweet gesture. One that Petey had easily disguised his shock beneath an angry shout of "-fine!" before he'd swiped the key from Dogman's hands. "Anything to get you off my back about it."

And it had. Dogman never mentioned the house key's existence again. Not after Petey used it in the occasional emergency. Not whenever he used it to collect Lil Petey while Dogman was out. Hell, there wasn't even a knowing grin after Petey began to use it to come-and-go as he pleased.

For once, the mutt had nothing to say.

Good, Petey grunts to himself. Dogman already had too many opinions for someone with such a limited range of verbal speech.

He lets himself grin at the thought as he refocuses on rummaging for the key. It really shouldn't be this difficult of a task; he's only got two pockets and he's pretty damn sure he put the spare in the left one.

And yet every small object he feels within his coat seems to be everything but a key.

The crinkling wrapper of something Petey's 98% sure is gum.

An unfolded plastic paperclip for whatever strange reason.

That monkey wrench he'd been looking everywhere for yesterday.

For god's sake, a crayon?

Petey's ears flatten. How many times had he asked Lil Petey to not wear his coat during playtime?

He drags the collection of useless crap from his pocket, eyes scouring the pile to ensure he hadn't accidentally grabbed the key in his thinning patience. When that's proven futile he dumps the junk unceremoniously into his right coat pocket and returns for another search.

Nothing. Nothing. Yet another crayon he somehow missed the first time. Nothing. Something that feels suspiciously like a key-

"Ha-ha!" Petey cheers as his paw fastens around the key at last. He could almost kiss it if it weren't just in the world's saddest equivalent of a junk drawer.

He settles for a less-disgruntled expression as he continues his walk back toward Dogman's house, tail flicking in the park's light breeze. He's got better things than kissing a key to worry about. Things like-

Uh. What was it he'd been complaining about earlier?

The key? Couldn't be, he'd just finished that tangent a moment ago. It had something to do with his clone.

God, like the kid didn't take up enough of his thoughts already. Seriously, how on Earth did Grace ever raise him? His clone caused enough trouble even with parenting help from Dogman, he couldn't imagine going through it without assistance.

She must've been a whole different animal to-

Oh-ho, that's the one! Lil Petey's favorite animal.

Again, Petey's eyes roll. Pfft, like a dog could ever be considered better than a cat. There were too many things to complain about, like how they shed everywhere and barked up a storm at anyone undeserving of it. Not to mention their tendency to stick their noses in places it didn't belong- both physically and metaphorically.

But whatever, bygones be bygones and that whole mumbo-jumbo. Just because the kid's got an opinion doesn't mean he's right.

Terrible choices in "favorite animals" aside, it still doesn't take away from the fact that Lil Petey was beginning to step in Petey's much heavier footprints in more ways than one. The kid was already inventing things left and right- whether it be some contraption, comic book, or obnoxiously catchy song.

He can only hope that he'll be able to save the kid from his past spout of "teenage angst". Petey shudders. Yeah, he'd rather put up with an underwater adventure than go through that.

Petey shakes the thought just as he's greeted with the familiar blue-tinted wood of the doghouse's front door. He stoops just barely low enough to fit the key into its lock, gaze flickering between the suspicious tilt of his grocery bag and the door.

One of these days he'd get around to inventing and installing a cat-sized door. Or just bug Dogman about it until it got replaced. Whichever came first- which knowing the do-good mutt, was probably the latter.

Finally he's able to twist the door knob, shuffling the grocery bag into both hands only after he's able to wedge a paw in the doorway. His foot nudges the door fully open to reveal the bright red carpeting of the entryway with Lil Petey and Dogman-

Huh. Y'know what, maybe it'll take a few more weeks for him to fully grasp the mischief one small Petey can cause. Because where he'd expected the kid to be drawing, tinkering with something metal, or even just entertaining Dogman in a game of fetch, this is...

Worse. So, so much worse.

Lil Petey sits proudly atop Dogman's back at the end of the entryway, the mutt reared up on his hind legs not unlike that of a horse. The kitten's head is practically drowning in a cowboy hat that came from god-knows-where, a sight that Petey would usually burn into his memory before feigning annoyance over.

But for once he can't. His shoulders remain square, rigid even as the door bumps into his shoulder in its feeble attempt to close behind him.

Wide, green eyes remain ensnared by the sickeningly familiar device that sits innocently in the paws of Lil Petey. A device with blue and pink components and a simple heart engraved deep into the barrel of a gun -

Petey tail kinks just as a strangled cry tears itself from his throat. In a flash of orange and black stripes he flings the bag of groceries in the general direction of the kitchen, using the force of his throw to propel himself and snatch Lil Petey from Dogman's back.

"Papa!" the kitten cheers as he's swept into Petey's arms. God, what Petey wouldn't give to be as ignorant as this kid- to smile and cheer like he hadn't just been holding a very real and dangerous weapon.

Er- maybe "dangerous" isn't quite the right word...but it definitely isn't meant to be used in some game of "cowboy"!

Lil Petey doesn't protest when he's set on the edge of the kitchen counter, even going as far as to giggle when Petey almost trips over the now forgotten bag of groceries. The mess doesn't matter.

Not when his focus is on scouring the kid for something- anything that could be amiss.

Orange paws cup Lil Petey's cheeks, turning the kitten's head from side to side.

No love-heart eyes. No bruises or scrapes. No words of undying devotion.

Petey drags a paw down his face, heaving out a loud breath of relief. Thank god the kid isn't traumatized. At least any more than the usual.

He gives another glance over Lil Petey before he finally lets the familiar bite of anger sink its teeth into his veins. "Who gave you this!" Petey demands, unceremoniously dumping the Love Ray(c) into the sink basin. He doesn't even wait for the kitten to respond, instead whirling toward Dogman.

Petey's pupils shrink. The mutt at least has enough decency to look sheepish. Not that it'll save Dogman from his pre-dug grave.

Venom drips from his hiss. "You- "

"80-HD did," Lil Petey pipes up. He can practically hear the smile in the kid's voice. "I asked him to find me a cowboy gun!"

Petey's eye twitches, the target of his fury transferring seamlessly from Dogman onto the thought of 80-HD. One day he'd dismantle that robot and rebuild it with "common sense" as its main function. For now, though- "It doesn't even look like a cowboy gun," he bites out. "It's got a heart on it for crying out loud!"

Small, orange eyebrows furrow. "Why?"

"Because it's a Love Ray!"

"Why?"

"Because I needed a Love Ray at the time."

"Why?"

"Because it was a part of one of my many masterful plans to take over the city!"

"Why?"

"Kid -"

Deep breaths. Deep breaths. This isn't something to get this angry over-

Petey pauses. Wait, no- this is exactly the type of thing to be furious over.

It doesn't matter that the Love Ray led to a disaster in its own right. Or that 80-HD gave the kid the device. it never should've happened because there was an adult present, watching. An adult that's easily bribed and slobbers over everything, but an adult nonetheless!

His gaze hardens onto Dogman. It's not even as satisfying as it usually is to watch the mutt's ears droop and guilt fill those big, brown eyes.

"You were supposed to watch the kid!" he snaps. "Is this what usually happens when I'm not here? You let him play with dangerous weapons?"

Dogman's head shakes, his hands coming up in an attempt to sign a response. "I-"

"Ah-at," Petey hisses. "I don't wanna hear it. Bad dog! Bad, bad dog!"

"Wait!" Lil Petey calls, leaping from the kitchen counter. Petey almost stumbles from just how fiercely the little kitten attaches himself to his leg. "It wasn't Dogman's fault!" he protests. "He tried to take it away until I said I'd keep the safety on!"

"Wha-? There's no safety button on that thing!"

Dogman's guilt-filled expression suddenly dissipates, brows furrowing as he glares sternly toward Lil Petey.

Ever the con artist, the kitten only scratches the back of his neck with a shy smile. "...oops?"

"Morons," Petey mutters miserably. "I got a moron cop dog to watch my moron of a clone."

Dogman barks his complaint just as Lil Petey manages an offended "Hey!"

"I don't wanna hear it! You're grounded, kiddo."

"But-!"

"No 'buts'!"

Petey pointedly ignores the soft giggle the word "but" draws from the kid, his orange tail unraveling Lil Petey from his leg and pushing him toward the stairs.

Neither Dogman nor Petey move even once the kitten- and his giggle fit -disappear upstairs, the trouble-maker likely beginning to formulate his attempt to lessen his grounding sentence rather than heading to bed like Petey would hope.

His ears flatten. He seriously didn’t want to physically wrangle the kid into bed tonight. More often than not it led to having Lil Petey ask to sleep with him, and at that point Dogman just had to be invited as well.

In the corner of his eye Dogman's hand twitches.

"Petey," Dogman signs.

"Don't," the cat interrupts, pressing a hand to his brows. "You're lucky I'm not packing a suitcase right now.”

He smiles pleasantly as Dogman's expression turns panicked, though it quickly falls as a high-pitched whine interrupts Petey's moment of triumph.

"Hey, I just said I'm staying! It's like you don’t even listen someTIMES-!”

Dogman crashes into Petey in a pile of limbs, the mutt barking joyously as he licks at the fur on Petey’s arm. He grimaces. At least it isn’t his face this time.

“Get off!” Petey snaps, shoving Dogman aside far kinder than the mutt deserves. Thankfully Dogman keeps his distance this time around. “Go put the kid to bed, I’ve got shit to do.”

Like putting the Love Ray back in storage, he thinks. Or dealing with the groceries.

Fuck, when did he become so domesticated?

#dogman movie #dog man #petey the cat #lil petey #detey #if I had a nickel for every homosexual anthropomorphic ship I've written about I'd have three nickels #which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened three times

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