#spider²

[transingthoseformers]

My partners favorite beastwars character is terrorsaur and we go into a conversation at one point about how he looks like knockout, which then lead to me thinking, considering what we know about Knockout attractiveness wise, does that mean he’s like, the hottest guy on the field in BW? Or do you think standard’s have changed since it has been so long since the OG war? Since we see Tarantulas give BA an spider form because he’s into her, but we also see Tigatron and Airazor also get really flirty

Hmm

Now, I feel like standards HAVE changed since the end of the war, so Terrorsaur isn't considered conventionally attractive by cybertronian standards anymore

...but if you were to transport Terrorsaur to the war era or otherwise show him to the war era mecha, however—

[cannibalchicken]

Woah , my garage dog has arrived ,

[thestuffedalligator]

What's the process if you're a superhero and you come out as trans

Do you tell your villains?

Do you keep it a secret so no one can connect Spider-Man with your secret identity for a while? Or do you pop a pronouns pin on your costume and the next time you web up Doctor Octopus and he goes "I'LL GET YOU NEXT TIME SPIDER-MAN" you go "Spider-Girl actually! I've been figuring out some shit"

[alexmey-does-an-arts]

glimpse into my beautiful imaginary world where arthropods are really big and we domesticated them

edit: people are starting to say some "my worst nightmare" or "eeeww no that one is yucky and scary" comments on this like they do on any bug post and id like to say. it's fine if you don't like bugs it's fine if you're scared of bugs but don't put that on MY post clearly talking about how much i like them and how cute i think they are. you can make your own damn post about how much you hate wasps or spiders or whatever. i'm blocking people who make these kinds of comments.

[batbusiness-schooldropout]

My favorite thing about J. Jonah Jameson is that he just hates Spider-Man. He supports mutants and doesn't hate enhanced people. He's not racist, sexist, homophobic, or transphobic. He just hates Spider-Man. And I'm half convinced that he's faking for the publicity.

He'd probably get pissed if he hears someone hating on Spider-Man for being enhanced.

"Spiderman isn't a menace because he can climb walls! He's a menace because he's climbing walls without a license or safety equipment! He's setting a bad example!"

"I just want you to know that you that your identity as an enhanced person is valid. Your identity as Spiderman is trash."

[ur-daily-inspiration]

OMG LOOK AT IT

[bedupolker]

The gig economy is so hard when you're a brunette girl that's like 3 inches tall...

[someguyiguess]

spiders have got to figure out contracting I need to be able to call my local spiders union and be like "hey can you send a guy out for a few days the fruit flies are back" and then pay it in spider currency. I'll learn the conversion rates. I'll be generous with my rounding. please.

[saintlaurentproblems]

Wait that’s fucking weird lol

[bingokill]

settings > my shower > manage my shower

water 🟩

soap 🟩

corner spider ⬜️

[spidersdaily]

[sillywormz]

i love seeing posts made by arachnophobes that are like this bc it's just. there are literally 0 downsides to this situation. i get to live in my dream house AND have a big fluffy beast as a pet. this is fucking awesome.

edit: turning off reblogs for now bc this was just meant to be a silly post for my friends to see and the amount of notes is intimidating ^^; also this wasn't intended to be a Diss on arachnophobes, just an observation abt how i found it funny bc this post was so unrelatable to me as someone who loves spiders, but i've been told that the wording comes off as a bit rude which wasn't my intention

[kinoselynn]

quick spideypoolverine.

[hannahtempler]

when spiders put their little pedipalps together