#spider in a bowl

[latetothepartyandconfused]

In dying I found the world was a place where people don't see they are wrong Seeing the wrong, I've written a song to change the way people think You are the ears that will listen and think that the world is a beautiful place Sadly I see that it just isn't me to smile as I lie to your face

And are you worried that you'll grow into a world that isn't fun Where people see a bunch of hoods and shoot before they run I am crying at the mirror as the face I see is true As it's pale and pink and red and bland and, oh the face is you

[ID: simple drawing of a person holding smeones's shoulders while screaming and crying. \end ID]

[the-cat-and-the-birdie]

[photos courtesy of @hobiesdump]

Iight ight ight - I will admit..

He DO look a little buff here. Like not buff buff but he's giving something. Like he's not Miles skinny.

He got nice shoulders. I ain't never in my life compliment someone SHOULDERS bruh I'm so down bad

But let's be real Hobie looks TOP HEAVY AS FUCK. Like he looks like his play punches leave bruises but his knees so weak they sound like cracking walnuts

I know it may not look it but sometimes it REALLY DOES cause like UMMMM

Like HERE!! Is he or is he not giving something. Like he ain't BUFF BUFF but he ain't no lightweight

Am I lying to myself

I really don't know anymore. Is he slim buff? Or is he just slim slim? I need to know what the body dynamic is what's going on here cause like

I need to know

[earlycuntsets]

this ebay listing is absolutey crazy to me

should I buy this?

[fanofthelamb]

I’ve come to join the Nari kissing booth party hehe :>

They would gladly give him a hug and share some Perpetual Stew with him!!

HOLY SHIT IS THAT T H E SPIDER-INSPACE IN MY ASK BOX?????????????

LETS FUCKKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[tacagen]

anyways. how much do yall think quentin likes having a ✨Cape✨

[shit-people-probably-didnt-say]

Just thought of Wesper kid finding a rogue spider on the loose in the house, and because he knows his Pa doesnt like them, he traps it under a bowl.

But he doesnt know how to get the spider outside without it running off so he just leaves it under the bowl and puts a note on top

The note reads:

Spider - please put outside…

🕷️🚫

Wylan appreciated the hieroglyphics and left it for Jesper 🤣🤣

[lovertm]

wooden dishes by RanchoAdobe

[the-sillies-survivor]

hold on. i have an idea. just let me rub my two braincells together for a sec.

heehehehheheheh

it’s happening

HOLE IN ONE or something idk i don’t play bowling

[catmeme]

look at how cute his little hydrophobic toes are

[kakyogay]

have my kids before I pass out

idk I'll prolly add info later all you gotta know is jelli (right) has a blacklight setting in their chamber and spiderator (left) has a baby centipede messenger named squimples (and is a women kisser!!!!!)

[squids-comics]

Doctor Octopus, master strategist, strikes again!!

This time he trapped Spider-Man in a human sized fish bowl and put on scuba gear so he could fight underwater.

[spiderziege]

For the building/environment doodle suggestions:

xB's S9 cave base would be super cool, he's done a lot of little builds in it lately so it seems like a neat environment. Especially his spider mineshaft :D

Alternatively, always missing Castle Hohenzollern from Joe Hills' and Cleo's S8!

okay i was. really struggling with this one, not gonna lie. not completely satisfied either, but these are for practice anyway so its fine its fine. oh how i wish they'd added fireflies to minecraft

[hollowsart]

@ Marvel/Sony: Please consider cashing in on some TSSM merch again.. do you have any idea how much money the fans would be willing to spend on bigger and better TSSM action figures?

Do you have any idea how rabidly depraved the Mysterio fans are and how much we'd give to have a TSSM Mysterio figure?

I, for one, would do ANYTHING for a tssm Mysterio figure, complete with removable dome to see his cute face. Bonus if he came with a 2nd body with the suit-- I'm a sucker for him--

tssm Chameleon with 2 different bodies.. Norman & Connors, like in the show itself, to reference that! ..or, perhaps Chameleon comes as a bonus head option within a double package of Norman & Dr Connors? ..lost of ideas.

listen.

LISTEN. WRITE THIS DOWN: tssm Doc Ock & tssm Otto Octavius figures. pre and post accident. Listen to me-- you are sitting on an untapped gold mine.

Sort out your legalities and junk and MAKE IT HAPPEN!!!

Man.. could you imagine the Green Goblin figure?? It would be near impossible to find one along with the speed in which Doc Ock would sell out after entering stores or online markets.

special bonus: A few select characters get slightly larger and more pricey figures that light up, like Doc Ock (actuators), Electro (everything), Green Goblin (pumpkin & glider), Mysterio (his dome, clasps, and smoke)

[be-the-glenn-to-my-maggie]

For your modern avatar au What if spider has some sort of respiratory diseases, or other chronic inflammatory lung or obstructive lung diseases. Because he has to were a oxygen mask in the movie.

Alright here is my answer finally @peachycrime

Okay, unfortunately my first thought was the fucking 2001 comedy/romance Bubble Boy, so that's cool.

Luckily for you I've been in the reddie fandom hardcore since 2016 so WE KNOW ABOUT ASTHMATIC HEADCANONS IN THIS HOUSE.

I think I'd pick like severe asthma because it just jives for me, but if you wanna go crazy we could really have a fucking Fault in our Stars/Five Feet Apart moment here. Really lean into locorro or spiri here.

-Spider lived with Norm for years because he was the foster parent they had with the most medical experience, but eventually he just was LIVING with Jake and Neytiri .

-Stay at home wheelchair dad Jake Sully with his three little kids under three had none of the attention or free time to dedicate to a kid with medical issues, but him and work from home Norm become a seamless team in the kids toddler years.

-Neytiri had just finished her residency so she was simply flawless with him. He's pretty much a normal kid, he's just got bad asthma. He does all physical activity he can, but he gets out of breath quickly and has to stop for a puff or two before he can get back out there.

-Neteyam is younger but they're in the same grade because Spider got held back because he was so lil because he was a sick kid before Neytiri and Norm got a hold of him.

-He carries around an inhaler and Neteyam also carries around an inhaler because Neteyam may be younger but he is so protective of Spider and so worried about him losing his breath when they are at school and their parents aren't around.

-Tonowari and Jake meet at the playground on a Saturday and all of a sudden Jake is an after-school care, watching his own four kids and Ao'nung and Tsireya (and neighborhood latchkey kid Rotxo who Spider loves because he was also a latchkey kid).

-Ao'nung gets mad at Spider during a game of pickle where they are both the taggers because Spider stops to tag a puff. Ao'nung insists he has to keep going and Spider does and ends up passing out.

-He's not allowed to run or do anything strenuous for two days and Ao'nung is grounded by Ronal for a week. Neteyam and Kiri don't talk to him for a day. He feels really bad though and after that he yells at any kid who tries to get Spider to do anything physical at school until a teacher has to call home and they all have to have a chat lol.

-Neytiri and Norm we're absolutely unbearable for days, hovering over him and making him drink water, while Jake was treating Spider exactly the same. They are disability buddies and Jake would never treat Spider as fragile because he isn't. In fact, they played catch later that night even though Spider was sitting down and it gave Neteyam an aneurysm.

-Lo'ak always explains to strangers that his brother is cool he just has "shit lungs" because he heard Jake say that one time.

-Reddie moment: "Spider Sully Blasts Off!" every time he uses his inhaler.

[oswaldthehero]

Various Otoha poses

[cyanidepies]

theyre so mlm and wlw solidarity 💗

love them both so much 🥰