#speeding to the grave

[yeslordmyking]

2024 is going to feel 5 months long at most

We are running out of time to get our lives together

[bet-on-me-13]

Danny has to work off his Sentence

So! Danny isn't the King of the Infinite Realms. And he is not above the Law.

Sure, he has many friends in high places, and he did defeat the King in single combat, but that doesn't mean he is above the Law in the way The King would be.

And unfortunately for him, Walkers Laws do actually have some backing.

Not all of them. Some are just laws he placed over his Lair and surrounding Territory, which he is really nitpicky about, but the Big ones he touts are the Laws of the entire Zone set by the First King. Don't Tresspass on Lairs without an official challenge, don't End a Realms Being without permission, Don't bring Humans into the Zone without permission, etc.

And Danny has broken quite a few of them, meaning Walker is entirely in his rights to put him away for a few Thousand Years. Thankfully, there is an alternative.

Since Danny wasn't wanted for any major crimes, Walker offered a different path for him. Danny was still one of the Strongest Ghosts in the Zone, and as the Portal was technically his Grave he had full authority to use it however he liked, so if he ran a couple of errands for Walker, he could consider his Sentence served.

All he has to do was round up a few of the Trouble Makers that had escaped his grasp by virtue of being in the Living Realm, and he would forgive his previous crimes.

So, Danny took him up on the offer. It was better than being constantly hounded by Walkers Guards. The fact that he could beat them easily was moot, it was extremely annoying and he wanted it to stop.

So he was given his First list of targets, and went on his way.

Ra's "The Demons Head" Al Ghul, for Tresspassing on Ghost Zone Waste Dumping Grounds

Solomon Grundy, for continued use of copyrighted poem, requested by copyright holder post mortem

Vandal Savage, for failure to notify the proper authorities about his absence on the day of his intended death

Jack "The Joker" Napier, Special Request by 1000+ Ghosts for purposes of Vengeance, Torture, and general Catharsis.

...interesting list...maybe he should have this through a bit more...

[ghost-bxrd]

Prompt:

At times, for inexplicable reasons, Jason feels drawn to his grave like a ghost to its haunt, and then he’ll just stay there for hours at a time regardless of the weather.

This happens at random, and the first time the batfam notice is when Jason suddenly wanders off mid patrol.

[twstgo]

so um...that finale huh?

[kaviary-blog]

Garreth has the Zoomies

A scene from this fic, and probably the only "fluff" piece I have actually posted

Close ups under the cut because I put way too much effort into some of these details for them to go unappreciated, lmao

@ellivenollivander and @cuffmeinblack please don't hurt me too bad <3 (I already got bonked today)

[akuma-tenshi]

did i ever actually post this

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[faceless-dude]

*precolour scribbles in reblogs*

At this rate i lost the count of how many scribbles with ver.2 Flash succeeding in his duel plan i made, phpjphphphph

BONUS

[joltai-showa]

No because Obito is so stupid like that if you want to be several raccoons in a trench coat maybe don't have a theme between all of them, it's only a matter of time before someone connects the dots.

Speaking in DnD terms: the average intelligence in Naruto world is like 8 at best, and anyone above that value is considered a bloody genius and believed to have the sexiest brain in the land. Not that it means they are objectively smart lol.

But I think that's just due to the simple rule "a story can not be smarter than the people writing it". I am not saying this to be mean to Kishimoto and his team, but the man admitted in the interviews that setting up plot twists is not his strongest suit.

But yeah, the fact that Obito at no point in his 17 or so year long run got caught is ridiculous. Some things are outright "must have been the wind" levels of absurd. The massacre after Rin's death? Oh yeah, certainly Kakashi, don't mind the fact the guy has no recollection of it and there's a giant fucking christmas tree with Kirigakure's shinobi's corpses now sprouting from the ground, that stuff's always been there. Meeting Ame gang in his Gurugurugelion? That Obito is still 14 at the time, meaning a 154 cm twerp. Real Madara is about 180 cm btw, and Obito as an adult is 182 cm🤗 Konan and Nagato didn't think it weird how their shadow leader had a sudden growth spurt a few years after their meeting?

Everything about Blood Mist. Just. Just everything about it. Also Mei should have been held back by the rest of the Kages during the summit, cuz she has about a billion reasons to whoop Obito's ass back into the red puddle under the rocks stage there and now.

Also the duality of the Uchiha massacre with "oh nooooo I was seen by Itachi! The horror! I guess now to get him to cooperate with me and not reveal my presence in these events I must murder all of my relatives! This is certainly a reasonable course of action correlating to my greater goals!" -> gets caught meddling with Uchiha corpses like 3 days later by fucking Danzo of all people. And Danzo not raising this shit to Hiruzen for... reasons. Apparently Uchiha Madara or his copycat are not a gigantic fucking issue for all branches of power in Konoha.

Tobi's absurdity is legendary, but honestly the manga would have been so much worse off without him. Bless Tobi, the best iteration of adult Obito🙏the bisexuality is not enough to heal his writing problems, but goddamn does it make him funnier. The best scientists in Konoha and the best strategists in Ame can not wrap their minds as to why the hell the leader of Akatsuki just doesn't fucking yoink all the Beasts solo, but rather be in a strange borderline BDSM relationship with a random femboy twink from Iwagakure. Like, that was not a thing with Madara in the annals of history.

Also before I forget, but I remember seeing a very heated discussion on Youtube regarding one scene that SOMEHOW also created a plot hole: the Tobi trolling the Sasuke retrieval squad scene. Hinata with her Byakugan is just THERE. Byakugan CAN SEE through the mask, Hinata SHOULD BE seeing Obito's smug mug. It's generally baffling that Mr. "I will not take off the mask for 17 years" is so chill about Hyuga generally existing when they are one of the biggest problems for his identity's secrecy (and he already got caught once with the Byakugan, albeit it was because of his genjutsu on Yagura and Ao being the secret Byakugan snatcher) and after he helped with the mass murder of his own family - I guess Obito not being able to pinpoint what exactly is wrong with enslaving your relatives during the War Arc was a commentary on how much he likes the Hyuga clan, I guess? Lmao

And if you ask me "Well, what does it matter if Hinata can see Obito's face, she doesn't know how Madara looked, so she can't say that anything is wrong☝️🤓" - THERE IS A GIGANTIC FUCKING STATUE OF MADARA IN THE VALLEY OF THE END. HUMONGOUS. LARGE. COLOSSAL. ENOURMOUS. MADARA'S FACE THERE IS THE SIZE OF PLUTO. BRING ANY HYUGA THERE AND PUT THEM IN FRONT OF OBITO, AND THE DOUBLE TROUBLE CAVE DWELLING DUO'S PLAN IS BUSTED. EVERYONE WILL IMMEDIATELLY KNOW THAT UNDER THE MASK IS NOT MADARA, BUT SOME DUDE WHO IS ABOUT A 100 YEARS YOUNGER AND LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE CHEWED ON HIS FACE.

Anyway, back to the DnD terms: I guess Hinata's intelligence stat dropped to 0 in that scene and Obito had something to do with that, otherwise there's no sensible explanation to how this scene even exists.

But yeah, it's absurd how Obito managed to stay undiscovered for so long. Borderline looney tunes shit. And that's not covering his attire (that's pretty much always something black and covering most of his body because Kishimoto didn't plan shit and there are moments where Obito reveals his obviously artificial parts and no one bats an eye, which is less of an issue in the shinobi world) and his masks which for one a) always reveal he's missing one eye - why the fuck are you showing your enemies a pattern that can make you easily recognizable and why are you showing them that you have a wound there b) always fucking ORANGE in some capacity. I remember reading that in the night orange is actually one of the hardest colors ro see, but no one is supposed to see you in the first place! Why are you wearing masks with the same unusual color?? Your enemies will realize you are the same asshole from before! omgggggggg

If Obito wasn't an Uchiha carried by the plot, his ass would have been busted like every six months. I love the iconic orange Tobi mask, but goddammit Obito get your shit together and wear a standard ANBU mask. At least you won't be standing out like a sore thumb like that

[ashyslashyy]

smiles joyously

[ofironandivory]

Moodboard for when people keep changing the subject whenever I'm talking about something that makes me excited:

[patolemus]

Stiles sits in the front row at the funeral.

He’s next to Mellisa, who hasn’t been able to stop crying since she got the news. Stiles’ dad had organized the whole thing, talking with the funerary home and picking up the coffin and the arrangements. He’d only asked Melissa what she wanted on the headstone.

Raphael had showed up the day after. For the first time in his life, he’d looked a mess, hair everywhere and clothes wrinkled as he stormed into the house asking what had happened to his son, tears already gathering in his eyes before he even got a look at Melissa’s face. Stiles hadn’t made fun of him. Stiles hadn’t said anything at all. Raphael sits on Melissa’s other side now, and she grips his hand tight enough it turns white. He hasn’t been back for five years.

God, Scott hadn’t seen his had for five years, and now he’s dead. Scott’s dead.

Stiles thinks it still hasn’t sunk in. He’s in the middle of his best friend’s funeral - it’s closed casket because his body was so mangled up that the EMPs could barely recognize him. Stiles had heard his dad on the phone with one of his deputies talking about it, before he’d realized just whose body they were talking about - and it still hasn’t clicked that Scott won’t be coming out of his casket, that this isn’t some kind of sick practical joke for getting him out of bed the night before school started.

Stiles is not crying. He hasn’t cried once since hearing the news. His dad is crying, sitting on his other side. Scott’s like a second son to him.

Was. Scott was like a second son to him. Was because he’s gone now. Because he’s dead.

Scott’s dead.

His best friend since preschool is dead. His brother is dead. The kindest, most caring person in the world is dead. Stiles goaded him into going to the preserve to look for half a dead body - and God, he’s such an asshole. A dead body? What was he even thinking? - and now Scott doesn’t even get to show his face at his own funeral because whatever killed him barely left any of him to bury.

If only he’d stayed. If only he’d told his dad Scott was with him that night instead of leaving him there. But no, Stiles hadn’t wanted Scott to get grounded because he dragged him out of bed, so he’d kept quiet. Even when he’d seen the pair of red eyes and that— that thing in the corner of his eye. Stiles hadn’t said anything. He thought they’d laugh about it at lunch the next day.

Now Scott’s dead.

Scott is dead.

And Stiles knows exactly what did it.

(He’s going to fucking kill it.)

[ghost--girlfriend]

[buckingham-ashtray]

my favourite animal is me when I start to recite word by word the entire Battersea Power Station exchange from beginning to end and Sherlock’s best man speech from “the point I’m trying to make” all the way to “and we have a lifetime ahead to prove that” at three am because I couldn’t sleep

[queenofthemasquerade]

Voivod - Slaughter in a Grave

[hisapyon]

finally have time to sketch something.. catching up Tibetan Sea Flower eps on time hahahahaa .. wu xie doesnt want xiaoge go into the gate 😭😭

[maeventide]

OH MY GOD???!

A murder mystery farming sim???

And the graphics look so cute! 💖

I need it.