#speed keto

[ms-demeanor]

Going off that post about nutrition and science, I'd love to hear what you think of the 5:2 diet/The Fast 800 and its creator, Dr. Michael Mosley. For context: in order to get an NHS-funded breast reduction (it's a gender thing, but also just a general quality-of-life thing), I need to be a certain BMI, so I've been referred to a weight management clinic. The lady I've been seeing initially just put me on a low-carb diet (130g or less of carbs per day, with an aside from her about how bullshit Keto and BMI limits for treatment are), but now she's said that, if I wanted to speed up the weight loss, I should include the 5:2 diet: 5 days in a week where I eat "normally", and 2 fast days in which I restrict myself to 800kcals. I did a little looking into it myself, and found that 5:2 - which I HAD heard about before - is now being sold as part of "The Fast 800", with Dr. Mosley being the creator of it. I was shocked by that, because I was already a fan of Dr. Mosley's work (he has a podcast called "Just One Thing" that I really liked, and thought contained reasonable-sounding advice), and yet having a diet plan that he's clearly making money off of does immediately make me feel suspicious. I've borrowed his "The Fast 800" book from the library, both to find out more about the diet I've been put on and to see if it's at all backed by evidence, and he does cite a bunch of scientific studies which seem to back up his ideas, but I don't know how valid they are, and I don't just want to accept them at face-value (especially since he's a "we got fat completely wrong in the 80s, therefore we should eat a Mediterranean diet!" types). Obviously I'll go with what my weight management lady suggests, since she's obviously more qualified to talk about it than I am, but I am curious to know what you think, and whether I'm right to be distrustful of all of this.

I am, generally speaking, against any diet for rapid weight loss. They're not sustainable so people gain the weight back (often with more weight getting added on).

There have also recently been findings that suggest that BMI cutoffs for top surgery are detrimental to patients as patients in higher BMI categories are more likely to have minor complications like UTIs or to be readmitted, but are not likely to have major complications or be at risk of significant harm from having top surgery. I don't know if anybody will listen if you bring up that study, and I know that GCS is fraught in many places for many reasons.

I'm also just.

I'm so mad. I'm so fucking mad! I'm so mad about this!

One of my best friends is a guy who was pressured into a pattern of disordered eating and unhealthy exercise in order to qualify for top surgery; since then he has not been able to eat in a healthy way and has struggled with alternating between exercising to the point of harm and other destructive behaviors that make him unhappy and unsafe. And he didn't need that. He didn't need any of that! He needed a very safe surgery that had perhaps a slightly higher risk of minor complications at his size and instead he got top surgery and an eating disorder! I hate it! I'm so fucking mad about it!

Also as near as I can tell Michael Mosley qualified as a psychiatrist in the 90s, spent very little time working as a psychiatrist, and then became a media personality. From what is visible on his website and every biography I've found for him he apparently doesn't have any background in nutrition beyond whatever is standard for someone in medical school (which is NOT MUCH).

Hey I just looked at his website and this is straight-up fucked up.

Anybody recommending an 800 calorie a day diet for 2-12 weeks in a context that is not heavily medically supervised can fucking choke. That is *ridiculously* dangerous and the website says that this can improve insulin resistance but there are a shitload of studies about people on crash diets like this *developing* insulin resistance (oh hey like my friend who became prediabetic after his rapid significant weight loss).

Also in regard to the studies he cites on the website, the "two years later patients are still going strong in their diabetes improvements" it's really important to put shit like that in context

at 5 years 13% of the original intervention group were in remission from their type two diabetes; the average weight loss experienced by the intervention group as a whole was 6.1kg compared to 4.6kg in the control group. That's 1.5kg lower for the people who went through a twelve week medically supervised very low calorie diet compared. That's an average difference of 3.3 pounds between "starvation diet" and "no diet" for the Americans in the audience.

Yours is the second comment I've seen that has been leery of the Mediterranean diet, btw, and the Mediterranean diet is fine. It's very achievable and not super gimmicky and is based on very reasonable reassessments of fat, not the hardcore "you are fine to eat 100g of fat a day" kind of attitude that you get from the keto crew. There isn't really one Mediterranean diet and it certainly isn't low carb (which the bits from Mosely's website seem to indicate it is).

So, no, honestly I don't think much of Mosely and I'm very sorry you're in this situation, that sucks and I hate that they're refusing you treatment until you undergo an exceptionally difficult and potentially harmful weight loss excursion.

I know you're probably stuck with that and it's bullshit and I think it fucking sucks and unfortunately the medical advice you're likely to get is "eat in a significantly disordered manner at least until it is time for surgery" and it blows. That just fucking sucks.

If you're looking for rapid weight loss that you don't plan to sustain (and you shouldn't plan to sustain it, it won't stay off) you may want to look into body building forums for how they discuss cuts. It's still disordered eating and it's still not healthy, but at least they're effective and can tell you what supplements will keep you from becoming malnourished while you prepare for surgery. This is a terrible idea. I don't actually want to give this advice to anyone but bodybuilders are the exact kind of people who know how far and how fast they can push weight loss while having an awareness that it isn't really good for them and it won't stay off.

I cannot overstate enough how much I hate the thought that people are being encouraged to rapidly starve themselves in order to prepare to recover from surgery. I am so sorry and I'm so mad and

[lowcarbloves]

Keto French Crepes

These delicious low-carb French crepes are made with simple ingredients.

Makes 8 crepes

Prep Time: 3minutes minutesCook Time: 3minutes minutesTotal Time: 6minutes minutes Servings: 8 crepes Calories: 121kcal Cost: $15

🙏 𝔽𝕠𝕝𝕝𝕠𝕨 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕞𝕠𝕣𝕖�� 𝕊𝕙𝕒𝕣𝕖 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕙 𝕗𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕟𝕕𝕤 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕗𝕒𝕞𝕚𝕝𝕪 𝕞𝕖𝕞𝕓𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕨𝕙𝕠 𝕟𝕖𝕖𝕕 𝕚𝕥.

Ingredients

1 1/3 cup Almond Flour

4 Eggs (large)

4 oz Cream Cheese

1/4 cup Almond Milk (unsweetened)

2 tablespoons Granulated Sweetener

3/4 teaspoon Pure Vanilla Extract

1 1/2 tablespoons Butter (melted)

Instructions

Blend all the ingredients in a blender at high speed until smooth and creamy. Don’t forget to scrape down the sides from time to time. It will take about 50 seconds.

Pour the batter into a bowl and let it rest for 10 minutes.

Heat a crepe pan over medium heat and grease it with a bit of butter. Once heated, pour about 1/3 of a cup of batter into the pan. Tip and rotate the pan so the batter spreads evenly and thinly.

Cook for about 2.5 minutes or until you notice the edges start to dry. Flip the crepe and cook for another minute.

That’s it! Repeat with the remaining batter. Serve with whipped cream, berries, or any other keto topping!

[happyk44]

Jasico prompt for @butt-puncher based off this tweet

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Leo peered over Jason's head. "Who's XghostkingX?" His chin came to rest on Jason's shoulder. "Sounds likely a freaky dude."

Jason swiped away the notification and kept watching the dog training video Piper sent with the caption "You" and a pink heart emoji. "Just this guy who sends me recipes." Jason frowned as the video ended and typed a quick rebuttal back at Piper that just because the dog was a golden retriever did not mean it was him. "I don't know him."

Leo's breath went hot against his cheek. "Then why," Leo said, drawing out the "I" sound for as long as his breath lasted. He rolled over, locking his head backwards over Jason's shoulder, face to the curling and finally inhaled. Coughing briefly, he continued, "is he DMing you?" Leo flicked his cheek. "What, he is a potential booty call?"

Jason scowled. "I don't do that, Leo."

"You should," Leo huffed. "I got pegged on Tuesday by a hottie boom-booty and her boyfriend. All with the sweet send of a "You down to clown?" meme."

Rolling his eyes, Jason shifted ever so slightly and grinned when Leo slid off his shoulder and crashed to the ground. "You give all aroace people a bad name."

From the ground, Leo swatted at Jason's ankles. "Just because I don't get the attraction part doesn't mean I don't know what good feels like. And there are some angles only the thick fingers of a college football player can hit, alright?'"

Jason snorted and opened up Instagram. He switched to the messages section and clicked the top one. A link to a recipe popped up. Above it were a thousand other recipe links. No messages, no words, no comments.

Just other people's posts.

Jason didn't know who this Nico guy was. It was spring break in his sophomore year of high school. His step-mom dragged them all out to some meditative retreat that banned all use of electronics. It was supposed to be some kind of spiritual cleanse. All Jason remembered was doing yoga, eating really bland meals, and Thalia sneaking out of their room through the window in the middle of the night and coming back six hours later smelling like weed and wearing someone else's bra.

She had a lot more fun than he did.

But when he finally got his phone back, he had twenty-three messages from XghostkingX, all recipe posts from different accounts. He checked out the account, trying to figure out who "Nico" was. But the account was private. He checked out the recipes too. They weren't weird. Seemed like completely normal recipes. Bread, pasta, Mexican dishes, Indian dishes, pastries, keto, high protein, vegeterian. Pretty much everything except Italian.

Which Jason found interesting. He wanted to ask about it but...

He turned and flashed a sprawled out Leo the messages. "They're just recipes. He started sending them to me when I was on that no-phones thing with my family."

Leo snatched the phone from him and begin scrolling at top speed. "Wasn't that, like, five years ago?" Jason shrugged. Leo stared at him unamused. "Seriously, man? And you haven't said anything?" He shook the phone. "You don't even know this guy!"

Jason reached for his phone but Leo rolled away, spring up to his feet. "Leo, give me my phone."

"Just one second," Leo said, very clearly typing something.

"Do not talk to him, Leo!" Jason shouted, shooting out of his chair and towards his best friend.

"I'm just gonna hit him up!" Leo yelled as he scrambled away on his gangly twig legs. "See what's up!"

Jason grabbed a pillow off his bed and hurled it at Leo through the doorway. Leo squawked loud, without dignity, as it beamed him in the back of the head and knocked him down. Darting through the doorway, Jason threw himself over Leo. All the air fwooshed out of his lungs.

Grunts and grounds filled the air as they wrestled for the phone. Leo curled inwards of himself. Jason rolled him over onto his back. Leo kicked at him. Grabbing at his legs, Jason pinned him down and started tugging at his arms. He ripped the phone of Leo's hands and sat on his chest in retaliation.

Leo spread his hands behind his head and fluttered his eyelashes, before wheezing, "Why, why Mr. Grace, you're so forward."

Jason shoved his foot in Leo's face. Leo shouted and slapped it away with spluttering indignation. "Fuck off and suffocate, Valdez." He turned to his phone. His heart exploded in his chest. Panic induced upwards his throat. "Oh my fucking gods, Leo." He shoved both his feet into Leo's face again, kicking at his jaw.

Ignoring Leo's protesting yells, Jason scanned the string of messages in the chat. The first one started off okay. Yo, who is this? Then they slowly began to deteriorate into complete nonsense. Probably as Jason and Leo were fighting over the phone.

Crap, crap, crap, he thought, as he began typing out apologies.

Sorry for that, it was my friend, he was wondering why you keep DMing me even though we don't know each other. He sent the text and closed out of the app before planting both feet beside Leos face and flaring down at him.

Jason bonked him again then twitched as his phone buzzed. The notification read XghostkingX sent you a message. Leo squirmed under Jason's weight. "Did he respond? Is he telling you why he keeps sending you messages? Is he hot?"

Leo batted his eyelashes Sweetly. Jason bonked him on the head with his phone. "I am going to eat you one day, Leo."

"I don't care what you do to me, so long as I get to come first," Leo said.

Jason swatted at him as he opened up the text.

Haha, no problem. I was wondering when you were going to say something. I'm Nico. Sorry for all the recipes. I was sick with the flu and couldn't remember how to save them to my notes app. I meant to send them to my sister, but I messed up on her username. I'm dyslexic. Powered through it but it does get worse when I can't think straight. Actually using speech to text right now. Filling in the punctuations after the fact. Anyway, you never said anything so I just kept saving there here to refer back to. Kind of easier than opening my notes app all the time to be honest.

Another text popped up. A picture this time. Followed by a series of more pictures. All of food. Jason recognized some of them from the recipes he'd clicked through out of curiosity. The plating was different. A little less professional, but they looked just as good as they had in the videos.

Some of the photos had a cute boy in the background. He presented the plates with a shy look on his face. His dark shaggy hair was pulled back in a few photos.

Some of my successes, the next message read.

Quickly Jason texted back, Is that you?

Yeah, Nico's reply read. My sister took them to send to my grandma in Venice. I usually just photograph the food. I have other pictures on my page. You can follow if you want.

Jason didn't hesitate before replying, Okay.

He clicked Nico's username and hit the follow button before waiting patiently. A second later the page opened up for him. Nico had a lot of pictures of food, dogs, paintings. There were few pictures of him as Jason scrolled mindlessly through his accounts. The ones that did feature him were always flocked by two other girls - one white and tall, with a braid tucked over her shoulder and fierce eyes, the other short and black with a wide smile, typically tucked under one of their arms.

Jason clicked on a picture of what looked to lasagna roll-up but much fancier and sent it to the chat. That looks good. I don't remember seeing a post for it.

That's my grandma's recipe, Nico typed back. It's a chicken cannelloni. Trade secret though. Can't give it to you. There was a brief lull before another message popped up. But I could make it for you, if you're interested. Make up for spamming you these last five years. Laughing face emoji.

Jason paused. Then, Does it travel well? Who knows if the USPS will keep it fresh.

My dad lives in the Bay Area, Nico replied with a laughing face emoji. And I'm here for the next couple months. Another brief pause while Jason's mind caught up with the air in his lungs. If you didn't want people to know where you lived, you shouldn't post pictures of yourself at university. Congrats on your win by the way.

A deep heat crossed Jason's face. So Nico had checked out his page? What did he think of the personality Jason exhibited through carefully selected photographs and captions? Did he think he was cool?

Beneath him Leo was still struggling and wheezing. Jason ignored him as he typed. I'd be creeped out, but that cannoli thing looks too good, so yeah, why not?

Nico's reply was a cute smiley emoji. Here's my number, he wrote. Call me when you wanna come over. Takes a while to make the pasta from scratch but I'm sure I can keep you entertained. Another smiling emoji.

Jason swallowed around his rising emotions. Sounds good. I'll let you know when I'm free.

A thumbs up and another smiley face.

Finally, he slid off of Leo's chest and landed on the hardwood floors. Leo inhaled dramatically then coughed rapidly before flipping over to his stomach. He groaned as he pushed himself up to his knees. Jason exited the chat.

"So, you getting that dick or what?" Leo drawled. Jason shoved him back as he laughed deliriously.

"Shut up." He pushed up to a stand and dragged Leo off the floor. "He's gonna make me one of his recipes."

"Ahh, dinner date."

Jason cuffed Leo's shoulder before wrapping him in a headlock. Leo laughed boisterously and didn't fight back. Instead he licked a long line down Jason's arm. Jason rolled his eyes and pinched his ear before letting him go.

"It's not a date." He smoothed down his shirt and began looking through his calendar. "He's just trying to make up for spamming me these last five years."

"Uh huh," Leo said, with a twinkle in his eyes that Jason sometimes loved and sometimes hated.

"Yeah, uh huh," Jason muttered back.

Another notification popped up. Without a second thought, Jason clicked it. A picture of a small cake with elaborate icing work and chocolate drips. Nico was in the background, crouched low so all you could see was his face, flour in his hair, a little bit of icing smeared on his cheek. He was smiling wide, eyes glancing up at the person taking the picture. Underneath the photo were the words, For dessert?

Jason hearted the photo immediately and wrote, Sounds good. It looks delicious.

Leo leaned over his shoulder. "He does look pretty delicious."

Jason swatted him away, cheeks burning. "Fuck off, Valdez." Leo cackled behind him before jogging back into Jason's bedroom. Jason turned back to the photo. Nico did look really nice. Messy in a cute way.

Maybe if Jason played his cards right, he could score more than a free dinner and a cute dessert.

[thelcsdaily]

Basil Pork and Zucchini Stir Fry

Speed and taste are objectives. Cooking delicious food doesn't have to take all day. Streamlining the process to allow me to quickly replicate delicious dishes without a lengthy ingredient list.

“One of the very nicest things about life is the way we must regularly stop whatever it is we are doing and devote our attention to eating.” – Luciano Pavarotti

[deathlessathanasia]

Do you have any sources on Andromeda's ethnicity?

I vaguely recall reblogging one post or two about this topic, and if so it should be in my Andromeda tag.

Here is an excerpt from Daniel Ogden's Perseus:

"Cepheus and his family seem to have started life adjacently to Perseus’ own Argos in Arcadian Tegea (Pausanias 8.47.5). However, landlocked Tegea could hardly have been threatened by a sea-monster, or have been a matter of concern to marine deities like Poseidon and the Nereids. … If Apollodorus’ account of the Andromeda episode reflects Pherecydes’ faithfully, then the mythographer will have located it in Ethiopia. As we have seen, iconography may suggest that Sophocles’ Andromeda was produced ca. 450 bc and had an African and therefore an Ethiopian setting. … We have explicit testimony to the fact, ‘As Euripides says, this king of the Ethiopians was the father of Andromeda’ (Scholiast to Germanicus’ Aratus p. 77 Breysig), and ‘Ethiopians’ are actually mentioned in a surviving, though admittedly corrupt, fragment (fr. 147 TrGF ). Ancillary indications are provided by the fact that Aristophanes’ parody of Euripides’ play was also set in Ethiopia (Thesmophoriazusae 1098), and that a fragment of Euripides’ Archelaus of 408/7 also locates Andromeda in Ethiopia (fr. 228a TrGF ). But what kind of Ethiopia are we talking about? As we have noted, another fragment of the Andromeda speaks of the ketos speeding from the Atlantic to devour the girl (fr. 145 TrGF ). This entails that the Ethiopians in question were those that lived in the extreme west of Africa on the Atlantic coast. Already Homer speaks of the Ethiopians as ‘the remotest of men, divided into two communities, one where the sun sets, the other where it rises’ (Odyssey 1.23–4; cf. Apollonius Argonautica 3.1191–2, Strabo C120). And indeed Palaephatus explicitly locates Perseus’ own Ethiopians in the extreme west beyond the Pillars of Hercules (FGH 44 fr. 31). Such Ethiopians of course are conveniently adjacent to the Hesperidean Gorgons. Henceforth Ethiopia was to remain the favoured setting for literary accounts of the Andromeda episode ([Eratosthenes] Catasterisms 1.15, Strabo C42–3, Ovid Metamorphoses 4.669, Pliny Natural History 6.182, Antiphilus at Greek Anthology 16.147, Lucian Dialogues in the Sea 14, The Hall 22, Philostratus imagines 1.29, Heliodorus 4.8, etc.).

Perseus had some sort of association with Persia at least from the period of the Persian wars, but we first hear that Andromeda and her family were based there from Herodotus (7.61, 150). He tells us that Andromeda bore Perseus his first son Perses in her homeland, that of the Cephenes, and left him there for Cepheus to rear and in due course give his name to ‘Persia’. Hellanicus, Herodotus’ rough contemporary, put the Cephenes visited by Perseus rather in Babylon (FGH 4 fr. 59). … We do not find Phoenician Joppa (Jaffa/Tel Aviv) identified as Andromeda’s home until the Periplus attributed to Scylax, which was composed in the late fourth century bc. Compatibly, the Augustan Strabo held that Ethiopa’s claim to the Andromeda story preceded Joppa’s: ‘And there are some who transfer Ethiopia to the Phoenicia near us and they say that the Andromeda story took place in Joppa’ (C42–3; cf. C759, Tacitus Histories 5.2.3). … In the third century bc the Argive historian Deinias embarked upon a patriotic project to resolve the conflicting claims of Ethiopia and Persia to Andromeda. He did this in three ways. First, he made Perseus travel on from one to the other. Secondly, he transferred the Cephenes from their traditional Persian location to Ethiopia. And thirdly, he gave an integral role in the Perseus myth to the sea system that linked (Eastern) Ethiopia with Persia, the Red (Erythra) Sea, by deriving its name from a (newly invented?) son of Perseus, Erythras. For the Greeks the Red Sea extended far beyond the boundaries of the sea which we now know by that name: the term covered the (modern) Red Sea, the Persian Gulf, and the Indian Ocean between. … In due course Phoenician Joppa too, with its own claim to Andromeda, also had to be brought to the Red Sea, and Conon, writing at the turn of the eras, found a way: ‘The kingdom of Cepheus was later renamed Phoenicia, but at that time it was called Joppa, taking its name from the seaboard city of Joppa. Its original borders stretched from our sea as far as the Arabs that live beside the Red Sea’ (FGH 26 fr. 1). But the fact that the ‘Red Sea’ also embraced the Indian Ocean allowed Andromeda to be re-sited in yet another exotic location. Philodemus, writing in the earlier first century bc, ends a rude epigram with the declaration that Perseus fell in love with the Indian Andromeda (at Greek Anthology 5.132)."

[musashi]

If someone's trying to get into keto, would slowly phasing carbs out of their diet rather than hard-cutting them provide any benefit other than making it easier to adjust a mental menu? I've heard that "keto flu" is just a result of entering ketosis at all, not so much a "crash" as "doing something hard for the first time", so it seems like the impact would be the same regardless of the speed you approach it at... but that's just a guess, obviously.

no clue! i am not a nutritionist.

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Day 3: Surprisingly Decent Low-FODMAP Rhubarb Spice Muffins

While these muffins were in the oven, I kept referring to them as "surely to be disappointing muffins." I haven't had very good luck with keto/paleo baked goods (which this recipe was adapted from). But it turns out if you use normal ass sugar instead of weird stuff that isn't low FODMAP anyway, you can get decent to good results.

So, couple few caveats. The primary flour in this recipe is almond flour, which is one of the very many foods that is only low FODMAP in specific quantities. For almond flour, that quantity is 1/4 c. Some back of the napkin calculations inform me that this means you can have exactly one (1) of these muffins to maintain a low FODMAP diet. Ditto for the coconut flour, but there's very little of that in any one muffin anyway.

Low- FODMAP Rhubarb Spice Muffins

(makes 12)

2 c rhubarb sauce (I'll include instructions for making this)

1 c arrowroot flour

1/3 c white sugar

3 tbsp vegetable oil (I used avocado)

1 1/4 tsp vanilla

1 tsp kosher salt

3 c almond flour

2 tbsp coconut flour

1 1/2 tsp baking soda

1 tsp ground ginger

1 tsp cinnamon

3/4 tsp cardamon

1/4 tsp cream of tartar

For the rhubarb sauce: Start with about a pound of rhubarb. Cut off the ends and split the stalks lengthwise. Big stalks can be split more than once. Dice small and put in a small saucepan. Add about 3/4 c white sugar, mix, and let sit for 10-15 minutes. (This draws out the moisture. Do not, and I can't stress this enough, add water). Once there's sufficient liquid in the pan -- you don't need much, just enough to keep the pan from scorching -- cook at medium low temperature until the rhubarb is soft and about the consistency of applesauce.

Heat oven to 375F.

Using a stand mixer, whip rhubarb sauce, arrowroot flour, eggs, sugar, oil, vanilla, and salt until thoroughly combined. Let mixture rest in mixer for a half hour.

Mix together almond and coconut flours, spices, and whatever the hell cream of tartar is. Add dry ingredients to the wet ingredients in the mixer at low speed until incorporated. Increase speed to high and whip until light and fluffy.

Divide out into 12 muffin cups, preferably with liners because cleaning muffin tins is for the birds. (Here is where you could sprinkle the muffins with turbinado sugar, which I will do when I make these again.) Bake until muffins are brown, 30-40 minutes.

Let muffins cool in the tins for 10 minutes, then turn them out for another 15. (This is less necessary if you're using liners.)

These were of course best directly from the oven, but the one I had this morning was totally fine too. (I'm keeping them in a ziplock.) My experiences with almond flour led me to believe these would be dense and hard, but they were surprisingly soft.

I would 100% sprinkle with turbinado sugar before baking if I did this again. Also, possibly substituting the 1/3 c sugar in the batter with brown sugar, because there's plenty of sugar in the rhubarb sauce already.

So, a surprising win after the disgusting chard fail.

Disclaimer: I am no dietician. I'm doing my best to minimize FODMAPs in my diet, but it's possible for me to be misinformed or mistaken about various ingredients.

[dearimasu]

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[cookingfoodsblog]

Chocolate Peanut Butter Lava Cakes

Prep: 20 minutes Cook: 15 minutes Serves - 4

These easy Chocolate Peanut Butter Lava Cakes give the feel of a 5-star restaurant in the comfort of your own home. They’re delicious, indulgent, and shockingly simple! I’ve added another twist – peanut butter – and it’s so good! 

Why You’ll Love this Peanut Butter Lava Cake Recipe:

Intense flavors: Rich chocolate and creamy peanut butter combine to make one decadent dessert.

Easy: They look gorgeous, with a melty middle, but are pretty simple to make. They go from pantry to table in around 30 mins. 

Restaurant quality dessert: Single servings, great for impressing at dinner parties.

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9 Ingredients

1 tablespoon unsweetened cocoa powder 5 grams

5 tablespoons all-purpose flour 38 grams, divided

9 tablespoons unsalted butter 127 grams, room temperature and divided (1⅛ sticks)

6 ounces German baking chocolate 170 grams, chopped (SEE NOTE)

3 tablespoons creamy peanut butter 51 grams (SEE NOTE)

1 tablespoon powdered sugar 7 grams

½ cup granulated sugar 100 grams

3 large eggs 150 grams, room temperature

1 pinch kosher salt

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4 Ramekin(s)

Hand Mixer

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Instructions

Step 01

Preheat the oven to 425°F.

Step 02

Spray each ramekin with nonstick spray/olive oil. Mix 1 tablespoon of flour with the cocoa powder. Coat the inside of each ramekin with this flour mixture and tap off the excess.1 tablespoon unsweetened cocoa powder,5 tablespoons all-purpose flour

Step 03

In a medium saucepan, melt 1 stick (8 tablespoons) of butter with the German chocolate over very low heat, stirring occasionally. Once it is melted and mixed completely, take it off the heat and allow to cool for a couple minutes.9 tablespoons unsalted butter,6 ounces German baking chocolate

Step 04

In a medium bowl, using a hand mixer, blend the peanut butter with the powdered sugar and the remaining 1 tablespoon of butter. Set aside.3 tablespoons creamy peanut butter,1 tablespoon powdered sugar

Step 05

In another bowl, use a hand mixer to beat the granulated sugar with the eggs and salt at medium-high speed until thick and pale yellow, around 3 minutes. Turn off the mixer and fold in the chocolate, using a spatula. Blend until no streaks remain. Fold in the remaining flour and salt, and mix until smooth.½ cup granulated sugar,3 large eggs,1 pinch kosher salt

Step 06

Spoon two-thirds of the batter into the prepared ramekins, then place a large spoonful of the peanut butter mixture into the middle. Top with more chocolate batter. Leave about 2 centimeters at the top of the ramekin to allow for the cake to rise.

Step 07

Bake for 14-16 minutes, or until the top is crispy/cracked and the middle is still slightly jiggly. Take out of the oven and allow to cool for about 10 minutes.

Step 08

Run the tip of a thin knife around each cake to loosen. Invert a small plate over each cake and using pot holders, invert again. Carefully lift the ramekins off the hot cakes.

Step 09

Dust the warm cakes with powdered sugar and serve right away. These are also great with vanilla ice cream!

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German baking chocolate is already sweetened, so resist the urge to add more sugar to these cakes.

Low-fat peanut butter works fine in this recipe.

Prepare the ramekins as described to prevent the cakes from sticking.

Feel free to use a different nut butter for this dessert.

Make sure to let the cakes cool for 10 minutes before removing them from the ramekins.

Serve with powdered sugar. (Ice cream is also a great option.)

Storage: 

Store chocolate peanut butter lava cakes in an airtight container in the refrigerator for up to 5 days. Gently reheat before enjoying.

Nutrition Information

Serving: 1cake Calories: 738kcal (37%) Carbohydrates: 60g (20%) Protein: 12g (24%) Fat: 52g (80%) Saturated Fat: 28g (175%) Polyunsaturated Fat: 4g Monounsaturated Fat: 16g Trans Fat: 1g Cholesterol: 210mg (70%) Sodium: 123mg (5%) Potassium: 398mg (11%) Fiber: 5g (21%) Sugar: 44g (49%) Vitamin A: 1011IU (20%) Calcium: 64mg (6%) Iron: 4mg (22%)

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▢¾ teaspoon pumpkin pie spice

▢¾ teaspoon baking powder

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▢¼ teaspoon salt

▢2 tablespoons butter melted

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▢1 large egg

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▢3 oz melted ChocZero white chocolate

▢¼ cup confectioner sweetener

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Frosting:

In another medium bowl, using a handheld electric mixer, beat the butter at medium speed until creamy.

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Beat melted white chocolate into butter. Then beat in the confectioner sweetener and vanilla until light and fluffy.

Assembly:

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Notes

Regular granular low-carb sweetener can be used in place of the maple-flavored syrup if you'd rather not have the maple flavor added.

Cake can be made unfrosted if desired. Here's the nutritional data without frosting (¼ of a 4-inch cake):

122 kcal Calories, 11 g Carbohydrates, 3g Net Carbs, 4g Protein, 9g Fat, 3g Saturated Fat, 31mg Cholesterol, 184mg Sodium, 78mg Potassium, 8g Fiber, 1g Sugar, 2504IU Vitamin A, 1mg Vitamin C, 45mg Calcium, 1mg Iron

Nutrition

Serving: 0.125cake | Calories: 228 | Carbohydrates: 15g | Protein: 4g | Fat: 14g | Saturated Fat: 7g | Cholesterol: 48mg | Sodium: 239mg | Potassium: 78mg | Fiber: 11g | Sugar: 2g | Vitamin A: 2682IU | Vitamin C: 1mg | Calcium: 46mg | Iron: 1mg

Additional Info

Net Carbs: 4 g | % Carbs: 10.1 % | % Protein: 10.1 % | % Fat: 79.7 % |

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