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[tealfruit]

another day another dealing with management scrambling about their own poor decisions and supply chain/budget issues even tho I'm really fucking not paid enough for all that

[ssa-dado]

Pride & Pettiness

Aaron Hotchner x deskmate!fem!reader Genre: angst, mutual pining with the same energy of a sitcom Summary: Even the best partnerships - even a fresh one like yours and Hotch’s - had to go through rough patches. But that’s what mentors are for, right? Especially if they happen to be Rossi and Gideon - the undisputed masters of working in a duo. Too bad that even the BAU gods were not immune to human pettiness, and instead of fixing things when you and Hotch each stormed into their offices for advice, they somehow managed to make everything worse. Warnings: Rossi and Gideon, despite technically being your bosses, are way too caught up in their own petty feud to be of any actual help. Instead, they’ve chosen to channel their energy into something far more productive - gossiping about you and Hotch via fax. Because, well, it is the late ‘90s, after all. Word Count: 5.9k Dado's Corner: This piece is based on the first part of a request (and way too many private brainrots) sent by the co-relator of this series @c-losur3 for my 400 followers celebration event YEEEHAWWWW there will be a second part, set many years later… hehehe the angst is never over. Ah, also, the resolution of all of this is so silly. Sorry... I guess.

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The strongest bond someone working in law enforcement could form was a partnership - two people moving in sync, instinct sharpening instinct, and skill complementing skill.

Plato, in The Republic, had grand ideas about an ideal government ruled by two philosopher-kings - an 'interesting' proposition, considering he just happened to be a philosopher himself.

How convenient.

But the most remarkable part of his argument wasn’t the thinly veiled intellectual self-promotion, it was the number.

Two. Not one.

Because, according to Plato, the only way to arrive at truth was through dialogue, through debate, through the friction of two minds constantly challenging each other.

And while most people would assume that ancient political philosophy had very little bearing on the modern world, somehow, against all odds, Plato’s vision of dual leadership had found a foothold in an institution he probably never would have anticipated: the FBI.

Specifically, in the form of Jason Gideon and David Rossi - two men, one partnership, leading the Behavioral Analysis Unit.

And, much like Plato’s philosopher-kings, they operated under the firm belief that they possessed the wisdom to shape the world around them.

Which was exactly how you and Hotch - through what was definitely pure coincidence and not at all the result of their very deliberate meddling - had ended up as partners.

And now, thanks to their brilliant mentorship, you both found yourselves sitting across from them… airing your grievances about each other.

Of course, this wasn’t supposed to happen.

You had gone to Gideon’s office with the perfectly reasonable intent of professionally complaining about Hotch over a minor misunderstanding. Nothing dramatic, just a slight escalation that 'totally' warranted the intervention of your superior.

Or at least, that’s how Hotch saw it.

Because if you had just communicated like a normal person, you would have told him that you weren’t actually filing a formal complaint, you were just looking for advice.

But no, that would have been too easy.

Which is exactly why Hotch, ever the beacon of patience and maturity, having spotted you doing so, decided to return the favor. If you were going to drag your boss into this, then he was going to do the exact same thing, marching straight into Rossi’s office to even the playing field.

What neither of you could have predicted was that, somehow, a discussion that was supposed to be about you and Hotch had instead morphed into a thinly veiled continuation of whatever unresolved argument Gideon and Rossi had been stewing over for days.

Plato may have waxed poetic about two-person leadership as the pinnacle of governance, but clearly, he had never met Gideon and Rossi - what with him being dead for over two millennia and all.

Minor detail.

“I spent ten - ten - minutes explaining the UnSub’s pattern. Laid it all out, even a metaphor that I thought was particularly strong! And you know what Hotch said? You know what he had the audacity to say?”

Gideon, wisely, did not attempt a guess.

He merely adjusted his glasses and regarded you with the patience of a man who had endured enough existential crises - his own and others’ - to know better than to poke an already burning fire.

“He said-” you inhaled, because even the memory of Hotch’s voice made you feel the heat creeping up your cheeks - from rage, obviously, rage…

…“You’re overcomplicating it. That’s what I told her,” Hotch stated at the same time, on the opposite side of the wall, seated in front of Rossi. “It was just a perfectly rational observation.”

Rossi took a long, slow sip of his coffee. If he had known what he was about to deal with, he would have gladly corrected it with enough whiskey to make this tolerable. “Sure, Aaron. Reasonable.”

"But then she looked at me like I had personally insulted her, completely ignored the part where I agreed with her - just with fewer metaphors - and instead of talking to me like an adult, she stomped off to Gideon." Hotch exhaled, rubbing his temple. "That woman is a -”

He paused, searching for the right word, the perfect descriptor, something that fully encapsulated the absolute trial that was dealing with you.

“…A paradox.”

But no, that wasn’t enough. That wasn’t nearly enough.

“…A walking contradiction. She can read everyone else like a book but when it comes to herself? Nothing. Absolutely nothing. She’s-” he exhaled sharply, frustrated beyond belief, “-she’s so infuriating.”

And then he winced.

Because what the hell had just come out of his mouth? A contradiction? A paradox? Was he seriously talking like that now?

Goddammit. You were infecting him.

Meanwhile Rossi, watching him spiral, was mentally preparing himself for the stupidity that was about to unfold.

Because unlike Hotch - who was still stubbornly convinced that this was about anything other than what it actually was - Rossi saw the issue with absolute, irrefutable clarity.

This wasn’t about communication issues.

This wasn’t even about professional disagreements.

This was textbook mutual pining.

And not just any kind of mutual pining - the worst kind.

The kind where both of you were so deep in denial that the only way your brains could cope was by turning every minor inconvenience into a full-blown incident, bickering like an old married couple because neither of you could stand being within five feet of the other without your neurons short-circuiting and risking the horrifying possibility of self-awareness.

It was, frankly, embarrassing.

Rossi knew exactly what he should do.

As Hotch’s mentor, it was his duty to sit him down, force him to face reality, and guide him toward the inevitable conclusion that all of this frustration wasn’t about you being impossible - it was about the fact that he was hopelessly, stupidly attracted to you.

But then he remembered that one time Gideon had acted intellectually superior to him.

And suddenly, this had nothing to do with Hotch and everything to do with the fact that Gideon was wrong about whatever they had been arguing about before.

So, rather than responding to Hotch, Rossi silently reached for his fax machine.

TO: JASON GIDEON

FROM: DAVID ROSSI

SUBJECT: IT’S YOUR KID’S FAULT

Your kid is the reason Aaron has been ranting for five straight minutes without blinking. And while I should be concerned about the blinking thing, I’m honestly more disturbed by the fact that I’ve never heard him talk this much since I met him. It’s unnatural. It’s unsettling. It’s frankly ruining my entire perception of reality.

Fix your kid. She should apologize to him so he finally stops.

You barely registered the whirr of the fax machine as you continued venting, pacing in Gideon’s office.

“What if I’m not enough for him?” you muttered. “I get it, I’d be mad too if I got paired up with someone who’s only been legally allowed to drink for a few months, but at least he could have said it differently.”

Gideon, barely listening - because his brain was currently short-circuiting over the sheer idiocy of Rossi’s latest fax - grabbed a fresh sheet of paper and started typing.

“Don’t worry, I hear you,” he said absently, which, given the circumstances, was not entirely true.

You huffed, still pacing. “He makes it sound like I’m incapable just because I don’t summarize my entire profile in monosyllabic grunts and I don’t stare deep into people’s souls with those unreadable-”

You frowned slightly. “What color are his eyes, anyway?”

That was the exact moment Gideon mentally checked out.

Because while he should have been focusing on mentoring you through this crisis, Rossi had just challenged him.

And there were some things in life that simply could not be ignored.

Like proving David Rossi wrong.

So, without hesitation, he sent his reply.

TO: DAVID ROSSI

FROM: JASON GIDEON

SUBJECT: INCORRECT. TRY AGAIN.

Oh, please. Your kid is the reason my kid has been pacing my office for ten minutes, trapped in an existential spiral so deep she may never escape.

And why? Because your Aaron - stoic, logical, deeply repressed Aaron - is either willfully ignoring her brilliance or is so profoundly distracted by something else (I wonder what that could be, David?).

And now, look at what he’s done. He’s unraveled her. Entirely.

Philosophers have written essays on the fragility of human perception, on the agony of misunderstanding - but even they would struggle to articulate the absurdity of what he’s done here. Because rather than acknowledge the blindingly obvious truth - that he is so disastrously affected by her mere presence that his entire ability to process information has been compromised - he has instead chosen to, what? Dismiss her? Challenge her? Stare at her like she personally upended his worldview and then claim she’s the problem?

So no, David. I will not be fixing my kid.

Fix yours.

Meanwhile, in Rossi’s office, to his absolute horror, Hotch was still talking.

This was unprecedented. Unnatural. Downright unsettling.

Rossi had seen a lot of disturbing things in his career, but this?

This was genuinely alarming.

“I don’t approach profiling the way she does,” Hotch admitted, his voice quieter, almost strained. “I’m not Peter Rogers. I never will be. If she wanted a partner who thinks like that - if she wanted him - I’d understand.”

Ah, Peter Rogers - the one agent in this entire bureau Hotch had the misfortune of knowing, solely because the man had once occupied your desk - which, by extension, meant he had spent far too much time sitting in front of him before you joined the BAU.

That moron.

That living testament to the FBI’s questionable hiring practices.

That bureaucratic seat-filler whose greatest contribution to law enforcement was proving that, apparently, anyone could get a badge.

If Rogers had contributed one remotely valuable thing to society in his otherwise remarkably unimpressive career, it was possessing just enough cognitive function to form complete sentences - and, for some baffling reason, to be your friend.

Which, naturally, checked out - you both had degrees in linguistics, spoke the same academic language, and were intellectually aligned.

Unlike him.

Because, of course, you never let him forget that he had once been a prosecutor - a lawyer - a fact you brought up constantly, with that little glint in your eyes.

Which was, clearly, because you despised him.

Obviously.

That was the reason.

Not because of… well, what other reason could there possibly be? That you liked him? No, that was ridiculous.

Hell, how could you? He barely liked himself.

People like you weren’t supposed to be attracted to someone like him - someone who had zero ability to flirt, zero charm, and zero interest in playing mind games.

Unlike Peter Rogers.

Oh. Again. That bastard.

And so, Hotch exhaled sharply, as if he could physically shake that idiot’s face out of his mind and replace it with something less infuriating… like yours.

Or - Rossi’s.

Anyone’s, really.

It wasn’t specifically your face he wanted to picture. Any face would be fine.

But now that he was picturing yours, he felt… calmer.

No wait, enraged.

Yes. That was what he was supposed to be. Mad at you.

“If she wants someone more in line with her methods, fine,” he muttered, forcing the words out like they physically hurt. “But she could have just told me. We’ve spent months working together - sharing a desk, hotel rooms - why throw all of that away without a conversation?”

Because, really, if you wanted Peter Rogers, you could have him. In fact, Hotch would be thrilled to gift-wrap him for you and never have to see his smug, thesaurus-abusing face again.

…Though, would that mean he’d never again get to see you frowning down at a case file, tapping a pen against the page whenever something didn’t quite add up - waiting, deliberating, until finally, you swallowed your pride, got up from your seat, dragged your chair around your desk, and settled beside him with a barely muttered, "Tell me if this sounds insane."

Would that mean no more of those moments that were supposed to last just a couple of minutes - just a quick consultation - but always, always stretched into something more?

Where your case somehow became his, where the file he’d left open to return to later suddenly had two sets of eyes on it instead of one?

Would that mean no more of those accidental non-accidental moments - like how you both always ended up in the break room at the same time?

And even though there were two coffee pots, you’d linger just a second too long near his, just so he’d sigh, roll his eyes, nudge your elbow, and pour you a cup before you could ask?

Would it mean no more of those quiet, almost too easy nights in whatever godforsaken motel the Bureau had thrown you into, where you sat cross-legged on your bed, case file open but forgotten, sharing a dessert you had insisted on ordering - because you knew he wanted it but would never ask for it himself?

Would it mean no more of those moments where you’d nudge the plate toward him near the end, claiming you were too full, even though he wasn’t oblivious enough to miss the way you always just so happened to stop right before the last bite?

No more of that way you glanced up from your files when you thought he wasn’t looking, brow slightly furrowed, like you wanted to ask him something but weren’t sure how?

No more of you in his space, where he had somehow, stupidly gotten used to you being?

Would that mean no more of those rare, exhausted moments in transit after a long case, like that time on the train back to Quantico? When, somewhere between wrapping up the last loose ends and reviewing the final report, you had dozed off mid-sentence, your head slowly tipping forward before settling against his shoulder?

Would it mean no more of the way he had to fight off a betraying smile - muttering something about how next time, one of Gideon or Rossi should sit beside you before they had the chance to start poking fun at him - when, in reality, he’d never give up that seat for anything?

No.

No, he couldn’t just give you away like that.

That would be insane.

Unfortunately, not as insane as what Rossi was about to tell him.

If only his mentor could read his mind, maybe he wouldn’t have made such a huge mistake out of sheer spite for his own partner, currently seated on the opposite side of the wall.

“Well, kid,” Rossi said casually, leaning back in his chair like he wasn’t about to detonate a nuclear bomb of bad advice. “She doesn’t trust you anymore. Clearly.”

And just like that, Rossi confirmed what Hotch had been trying to push down - what had been ringing in his head ever since you had walked right past him and into Gideon’s office.

Hotch froze in his chair, fist clenched, his thumb already moving along the side of his index finger. “…What?”

Rossi shrugged, as if none of this was a big deal. “She’s already decided you’re not worth explaining things to anymore. She thinks she’s the oracle of who-knows-what, and your job now is to bring her back to earth.”

There was a beat of silence.

And then, with all the confidence of a man giving genuinely terrible advice, Rossi added, “You should get revenge.”

Like this was a completely reasonable course of action.

Like this was not one of the worst things he could have possibly said.

Hotch frowned, fully expecting this to be some kind of joke. “That is not helpful.”

“Oh, isn’t it?” Rossi lifted an eyebrow, looking deeply, profoundly pleased with himself. “Listen, kid, if she doesn’t think you listen to her, then stop listening to her. Completely. Ignore everything she says for the next few cases. Act like her theories don’t even exist. Hell, outright disagree with her just to make her question herself.”

Hotch just stared at him, expression caught somewhere between disbelief and actual concern. “You cannot be serious.”

“Oh, I’m dead serious.” Rossi smirked. “You need to win this, Aaron. Make her realize how much she needs you to listen. Make her miss it.”

Hotch blinked. “That is-”

“Brilliant? I know.” Rossi shrugged, feigning modesty. “She thinks she’s above working with you? That she doesn’t need to explain things to you anymore? Then fine. Make her prove it.”

Hotch exhaled sharply, rubbing his temples. “This is insane.”

Rossi, seeing his hesitation, sighed and leaned back. “Look, Aaron. You came to me for advice. And I’m giving you advice.”

Which was, of course, the only justification he needed before turning to his fax machine with all the righteous indignation of a man personally victimized by his best friend’s existence.

TO: JASON GIDEON

FROM: DAVID ROSSI

SUBJECT: SUCK IT

You ever notice how your kid has a response for everything, until someone dares to disagree, and suddenly, it’s an affront to her entire existence?

Sound familiar, Jason?

Because it should.

She’s got that same holier-than-thou, no-one-understands-my-genius attitude you do, thinking she’s the only one with a fully functioning brain, acting personally offended the second someone suggests she might not be the sole guardian of the truth.

The only thing keeping her from turning into a full copy of you is the massive, pathetic, completely obvious crush she has on Aaron.

I would feel bad for him, but honestly, it’s probably still a better fate than what I’ve been dealing with for years.

At least she’s smarter than you. But then again, so is that half-dead plant you keep on your windowsill.

TO: DAVID ROSSI

FROM: JASON GIDEON

SUBJECT: STOP DIGGING

Oh, that’s rich coming from you, Dave. Aaron’s repression? Learned straight from his brilliant mentor, whose idea of guidance is bad advice and a pat on the back.

And don’t start on my kid when yours is one lingering glance away from self-destruction. If she’s me, then Hotch is just you, with even worse social skills.

Now, unless you want them to figure out we’re talking behind their backs, quit the fax war while you’re ahead.

P.S. The plant is alive, you absolute moron.

It didn’t matter how much the two old men were mad at each other, some things in life were just undeniable truths.

Like the fact that partnerships - the real ones, the ones that settle so deep in your soul they become part of you - created something stronger than just teamwork.

The greatest partnerships - ergo theirs, and, unknowingly to you and Hotch, yours too, despite having far less time to marinate in dysfunction - had a way of forming their own language.

A language of mirroring postures, finishing each other’s sentences, predicting a move before it was even made. A near telepathic connection that let you know exactly what the other was thinking without them having to say a single word.

Some people were just meant to be.

At work, of course.

Not that fate, luck, or - let’s be honest - the sheer misfortune of the universe always knew where to draw the line.

And maybe that’s what Rossi should have told Hotch…

Or - tying it back to the telepathy portion of this completely doomed thesis - what Gideon should have told you.

Because instead of actually helping, they both did what they always did when their own egos got in the way:

They screwed up magnificently.

And gave you the exact same, equally terrible advice – to get revenge.

“…What?” You blinked, certain you had misheard.

“Revenge.” He waved a hand, as if this was a well-established principle of psychology. “If he won’t listen to you, then don’t waste your breath. Let him see how well he does without your insight.”

You squinted. “So… you’re telling me to intentionally not do my job?”

Gideon sighed. “No. I’m telling you to strategically withhold information until he realizes how much he relies on your perspective.”

When you returned to your desk, Hotch was already at his, stiff-backed and stone-faced, his jaw so clenched that you could hear his teeth grinding.

Which was fine.

Because you weren’t speaking to him anyway.

Not that he was speaking to you, either.

Which was also fine.

Except for the fact that Peter Rogers, in all his wheeled-chair-rolling, space-invading glory, had wedged himself directly between you - parking himself right next to you, far too comfortable in a way that made Hotch’s grip on his pen visibly tighten.

"You know," Peter said, "I think this is the first time I’ve ever seen you two actually not talking."

You didn’t respond.

Hotch also didn’t respond.

Which, in Peter’s mind, was an invitation to continue. "Okay, what’s going on with you two?"

You both exhaled sharply through your nose and, in perfect unison - much to no one’s surprise except Peter’s - said, "Nothing."

Because him, a smug ass who apparently lived to poke the bear, grinned. “Oh, you two are so in sync.”

You shot him a glare. "Pete, I swear-"

But before you could finish, he leaned back, tilting his chair just enough that Hotch seriously considered kicking it out from under him - especially when he, with all the confidence of a man who had never been punched in the face, set a file down directly in the middle of both your desks, precisely equidistant, like he was deliberately trying to start a fight.

“So, partners,” Peter started, dragging out the word like he knew exactly what he was doing - or maybe, because he was bitter about the fact that he still hadn’t been formally paired with anyone himself. “Thoughts on this?”

“I’ll let Hotch answer first,” you said smoothly, barely glancing up.

Hotch’s eyes narrowed immediately. “No, I insist,” he replied, voice sharp, looking up from his desk.

“Oh, no,” you said, flipping a page in your file with exaggerated care. “I wouldn’t want to overcomplicate things.”

Hotch’s jaw locked.

Rogers blinked, glancing between the two of you. “…Are you two-?”

“Fine,” Hotch interrupted, because the last thing he needed was Peter Rogers analyzing his relationship with you. He turned his attention to the file, scanning it for a total of three seconds before declaring, “This isn’t the UnSub’s pattern.”

“Oh, really?” you said, your voice dripping with sarcasm. “Because I could’ve sworn that the signatures do match-"

“They don’t,” Hotch countered.

“They do,” you shot back.

“I disagree.”

“Well, I disagree with your disagreement.”

Hotch exhaled. “That’s so childish, it’s not how that works.”

Rogers, still holding the file, hesitated before looking at his own notes. “…Actually, I think-”

Both of your heads snapped toward him so fast it was a miracle he didn’t die on the spot.

“Oh, do tell, Pete,” you said, voice sweet in a way that was clearly threatening. “What do you think?”

“Well,” he mused, rubbing his chin - probably in an attempt to convince the two of you that he was capable of actual thought and not just winging it as usual - “I think I just walked into the middle of a divorce proceeding.”

If he thought that was a joke, he was probably the only person on earth who considered it funny.

Didn’t help that you and Hotch were tough critics at the moment.

“But don’t worry,” Peter continued, absolutely delighted now, “I would be thrilled to play mediator. You know - help you work through your issues, since I’m obviously neutral in this.”

“I mean, I’ve known little Y/N since she was only fifteen,” he said, reaching out to ruffle your hair before thinking better of it, then he turned to Hotch. “And I was your desk mate buddy for two whole years, am I right, Big H?”

Silence.

To top it all off, Peter actually had the audacity to make a stupid finger-gun gesture, wink at Hotch, and fire.

Click. Click.

And was met with absolutely nothing.

Just the coldest, most silent, most deeply unimpressed stare Hotch had ever delivered in his life.

Peter, undeterred, clicked his tongue. “That makes me, what? Your best man, Champ?”

In Hotch’s opinion, that made Peter Rogers the best possible candidate to be murdered right here in the FBI building.

And yet, the absolute audacity of this man.

Something - something trickling at the edges of Hotch’s sixth sense, or maybe just his profiler instincts - had never sat right with him about the way Peter always had to stress that he had known you since you were fifteen…

…While he had been twenty-one.

And maybe Hotch could have voiced that. Could have said something. Could have acknowledged the way that detail had always gnawed at him.

But, unfortunately, Peter was your best friend.

Which meant, for the sake of professionalism, and also the fact that you would probably take a bullet for this absolute idiot, Hotch had to keep that particular opinion to himself.

“Well,” Peter continued, flipping casually through the file like this wasn’t a crime scene in the making, “Don’t you worry, guys. Every great partnership has rough patches.”

He paused, smiling.

“But - I can fix it... it is surely your lucky day. Divorce attorneys are expensive, you know?! And with this pay?!”

Silence.

Nobody laughed.

Again.

"Alright, fine. Moving on," Peter announced, standing up with way too much enthusiasm. "Step one: acknowledging the problem. And for that, we’re gonna do a little trust exercise."

Your eyes immediately narrowed. "Peter, no-"

"Peter, yes," he shot back, already gesturing for both of you to stand up - and, when Hotch predictably refused to move, physically dragging him out of his chair because, apparently, he hadn’t budgeted time for stubbornness today.

"Great! Okay, now come closer - yeah, you stay there - Hotch, maybe less like you’re standing in front of a firing squad… perfect, that’s my man..."

That made Hotch almost roll his eyes.

"Before either of you start whining-" Peter clapped his hands together, "let’s just-"

So, before even finishing his sentence, he shoved you forward.

Directly into Hotch’s arms.

And despite the fact that the last time either of you had done a trust exercise like this was probably in kindergarten, the entire world stopped.

Because for a moment - for one infuriatingly long, electric moment - every single reason you were mad at each other suddenly took a backseat to an entirely different kind of tension.

The kind that was definitely not workplace appropriate.

The kind that had Hotch’s hands tightening around you on pure instinct before he could even process it.

The kind that had your breath catching in your throat when you realized that, yeah, he was definitely built like a solid wall of muscle under that suit.

The kind that made you far too aware of how close his face was to yours, how you could actually feel the faint warmth of his breath against your hair.

The kind that had Hotch’s face immediately turning the exact shade of his tie.

The kind that had you way too afraid to check if yours was the same.

The kind that meant neither of you had stepped away yet.

“Oh.. alright now...” Peter beamed, far too entertained. “hold the pose …and tell each other how you feel.”

Hotch scoffed, like he was seconds away from handing in his badge, changing his name, and disappearing into the mountains to escape this entire mess.

Too bad his body language was telling a completely different story.

His grip on you tightened - just barely, almost imperceptibly - so slight that if you weren’t hyperaware of every tiny shift around you, you might have missed it.

“Look into each other’s eyes,” the idiot instructed, brimming with the confidence of a man whose entire playbook came from a $2 self-help book he picked up at a gas station.

And so you raised your eyes, leaning back slightly - and there he was, already looking at you, his pupils blown wide.

You convinced yourself it was from the shadow cast on him by that one broken lamp you’d been shuffling underneath, the dim light flickering in just the wrong way.

Because there was no way, no possible way, that his pupils were that dilated just from standing too close to you.

Just the lighting.

Just the lighting.

And yet, despite knowing that, your pulse still spiked.

Silence.

Absolute.

Dead.

Silence.

Peter sighed, as he glanced between the two of you, who - after who knew how many seconds - had still yet to utter a single word.

“Do you want me to count to three?” he deadpanned.

And maybe it was true, maybe the greatest partnerships were in sync, maybe they did move in tandem, maybe they did know each other too well-

Because at the exact same moment, you both spoke.

“I’m not enough for you,” Hotch said, voice steady, controlled - wrong.

“I’m too much for you,” you admitted, quiet, careful - wrong.

And then, you both turned to each other, eyes locking, like the other had just said the single most idiotic thing in existence.

More idiotic than Peter Rogers’ entire existence.

More idiotic than every ridiculous word that had come out of his mouth up until now.

“That’s not true,” you said, in sync.

And yet-

You had both believed it.

You had both convinced yourselves that this was the truth for a few hours.

That you were too much - loud, overwhelming, excessive, impossible to follow - while he was not enough - too restrained, too distant, too closed-off, too incapable of keeping up with you.

You stepped back - not entirely, just enough to put space between you, enough to feel the cool air where his warmth had been -

But not enough to look away.

Not enough to actually leave.

Because as much as you loathed to admit it, as much as you didn’t want to acknowledge it, there was something deeply unsettling about the way you had both spiraled into this.

How you had both ended up in opposite places, on opposite sides of the same fear.

And how, somehow, in all of it, the one thing neither of you had ever questioned-

Was each other.

TO: JASON GIDEON

FROM: DAVID ROSSI

SUBJECT: MAYDAY CANCEL PROOF

From the way they’re both storming toward our offices, I have a sinking feeling something’s gone horribly wrong. Yes, they’re dumb, but they’re also profilers. Very good ones.

And sure enough, Hotch burst into Rossi’s office like a man ready to prosecute a case in real-time.

Rossi, already prepared for impact, barely looked up. “Well, to be fair, you came to me for advice. I gave you advice.” He spread his hands like that was a reasonable defense.

Hotch stared at him, unimpressed. "Old man, have you taken your medicine? This is your fault."

Deciding Rossi was no longer worth another second of his life, Hotch turned on his heel and stalked back toward his desk - only to find you already mid-way, coming back from Gideon’s office, looking just as exasperated.

You jerked your chin toward the two closed doors. "They’re still mad at each other."

Hotch sighed. "Shocking."

Your gaze lingered on Rossi and Gideon’s offices for a beat before you spoke again. "Maybe we should intervene… before they cause any more damage."

Hotch gave you a skeptical look. "Do you have a plan?"

The second he saw the look on your face, he groaned. "If we seriously tell them to do a trust exercise, I think Rossi might just file for early retirement." His dimples flashed as he tried - and failed - to keep a straight face… they always seemed to betray him.

"Retire?! And what’s he gonna do to pay the bills? Become a bestselling author?" You scoffed, rolling your eyes. "Oh, please."

You and Hotch had no idea, at the time, just how painfully accurate that little joke would turn out to be.

And you definitely hadn’t anticipated how often it would come back to haunt you - every single time you collapsed onto your shared couch, exhausted but grinning, only to glance at the monstrous, leather-bound book sitting on your coffee table.

A book that contained every single fax Rossi and Gideon had ever exchanged, all meticulously preserved and bound, because apparently, their legacy wasn’t their actual contributions to criminal profiling, but rather their collective inability to mind their own damn business.

It was your favorite bedtime read.

Except for the times when you were too busy doing things that two newly engaged lovebirds, in a brand-new home, had far better uses of their time for.

You both made sure to put the book away when that happened.

Because somehow, despite knowing full well that Rossi and Gideon were nowhere in your house, the sheer existence of that book made you feel watched.

Unfortunately, this time, your Aaron - who had been mindlessly flipping through its pages - suddenly froze.

"...No."

You, half-dozing against him, cracked an eye open. "What?"

He cleared his throat, stiffened, and angled the book just enough so you could see the offending text exchange.

TO: JASON GIDEON

FROM: DAVID ROSSI

SUBJECT: START STEAMING YOUR GOOD SUIT, OLD MAN

Because I bet they’re getting engaged in three years.

TO: DAVID ROSSI

FROM: JASON GIDEON

SUBJECT: THREE IS GENEROUS

For how it’s going, I give them two.

Silence.

You and Hotch stared at each other.

Then, in perfect unison - "They forgot to add ten."

Which felt even sweeter when Aaron pressed a slow, lingering kiss to your temple, his breath warm against your skin.

“…Aaron,” you murmured, fingers threading through his hair, already tugging just enough to make him hum.

“…Yes, honey?” he replied softly… knowing.

You smirked. “Could you hide the book?”

A deep chuckle rumbled in his chest - because, oh, he knew exactly what that meant.

Still, with a reluctant sigh - because this required temporarily leaving your side - he stood, barely resisting the urge to toss the damn thing across the room. Instead, he made his way to the bookshelf, scanning for a worthy hiding place.

“What about behind this one?” he asked, holding up a book.

You barely glanced at it before nodding. “That’ll do.”

Aaron exhaled, shaking his head as he returned to the couch - where, of course, you immediately pulled him back down into your space, arms wrapping around him like he'd been gone for years instead of thirty seconds.

"There," he murmured against your hair , lips brushing the shell of your ear. "Book’s hidden."

Hidden.

Buried.

Tucked away behind Plato’s The Republic.

Fitting, really.

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Call The HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES to REJECT the SAVE ACT

TLDR: Bill US HR8281, the SAVE Act, is a bill that would require anyone registering to vote in federal elections to provide proof of citizenship, and if passed, could disenfranchise numerous eligible voters who can’t provide the proper documentation when filling out voter registration forms.

While last year it was killed under the Biden Administration and the Democrat-controlled Senate, Republicans this year now have control of the Hosue, Senate, and the Presidency (Although with a slim majority); there are plans by House Speaker Mike Johnson to reintroduce the SAVE act again

However, a specific date hasn't been selected, but I ask that you take some time to tell your Representatives and House leaders to vote no on the SAVE act.

CALL TOOLS:

Fax:

Find your rep:

Use the HOUSE.GOV website by going on there, entering your zip code, and you will find your rep's profile with a link to their website; then, you should be able to see their contact info; I recommend that you call their Washington phone number.

And that same contact page should also list their fax number.

I also recommend that you call the HOUSE Leadership as well

CALL Scripts:

Hello, Senator [Senator Name], my name is [YOUR NAME], and I am calling to express my strong opposition to H.R. 22, the so-called "SAVE" Act.

While this bill is framed as a measure to combat voter fraud, it is, in reality, a voter suppression effort that creates unnecessary barriers to voting and disenfranchises millions of Americans.

If passed, the SAVE ACT would affect:

Up to 150 million Americans who do not have a passport.

Approximately 69 million women citizens who do not have a birth certificate with their current legal name on it.

Elderly Americans are the least likely to hold passports.

One of the foundational values of our democracy is the idea that every person is entitled to a vote – a say in the direction of our nation.

Rather than advancing harmful legislation like the SAVE Act, I urge you and congress to focus on protecting and expanding voting rights by supporting measures such as the Freedom to Vote Act and the John R. Lewis Voting Rights Advancement Act.

Petitions:

[raviolirash]

Ok one more thing lol

"The voice actor doesn't understand---" who careeeeeeeeees. Why are you turning this into catholicism. Back in my day we enjoyed media made by people who could only be contacted via a very specific model of a fax machine and you had to kill someone at an industry event to get the number.

[redflagzsys]

Rant of an IRL friend that was aware of my DID and was super weird about it

A cautionary tale

So, in my sophomore year of high school, back when our host was a girl named Manic/Beanie, she decided it'd be a good idea to tell this freshman that we were a DID system. Now, this freshie had no clue what DID was, and I genuinely have no clue how Manic even explained what it was, but it seemed like the freshie got the only point of "Fictional characters in your head that can take control of your body". What did the freshie do with this information? Treat us like a party trick of course!

Basically, whenever it was Manic or Ozzy (the current host) –or basically anyone who wasn't her 'favorites'– , speaking or just talking casually, the freshie would say "Can you make [fictive] front instead? I wanna talk to them!" which was red flag number one, however I don't know how Manic didn't catch that.

This continued on for a while, the freshie always asking for this one specific fictive from an anime she liked to front.

You may ask, "Well, why didn't you just stop being friends with her?" Not that easy. We were in the same class for first period and club after school every Tuesday (which we eventually stopped showing up to, to avoid her).

One thing I remember her saying was, "I wish I had DID because I get so lonely." Which managed to set Manic off for once and she went off of her telling the freshie that, while just the single idea of having company in your head sounds and seems fun to an outsiders view, the trauma and anguish to actually get to that point is not worth it and never will be.

After that, the fictive she always wanted to talk to went dormant as well as another, I don't know if it was her specifically that caused that, who knows. But we stopped being friends with her after she told Manic that she didn't like her and we got new classes for the new semester (Manic is just extremely hyperactive).

I want people to use this as a reminder to be cautious of who you share your disorders with, because being treated like some sort of party trick for a disorder that's debilitating is just. Not fun.

This isn't the only story I have either, there's a story of another ex friend of mine that used my disorder against me and another friend of mine, but I'll talk about that another day as her actions still impact me.

Shout out to all the other systems out there who were treated like a party trick and lived and escaped from that!!! :3

- Fax Machine🦊(He/It/Fox)

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Template & Script

As promised, I've drafted the script for calling your senator or rep, in addition to a template that you can insert information into (your name, and the name and address of your elected representative) concerning the USAID shutdown.

I'm also linking this webpage where you can look up your congressfolk's names and contact addresses, and this page where you can send free faxes to the senate.

I cannot say this enough - FLOOD THEM WITH MESSAGES. Emails, faxes, snail mail, phone calls, messages through contact portals. As many different methods as you're comfortable using, use them. Send the same message several times. Do not let them forget that we care about this.

January 1, 2025

Honorific, Senator/Representative Name Street Address City, State, ZIP code

RE: Dissolution of the USAID

Dear Senator/Representative [NAME]:

I am writing to express my extreme concern over the current administration’s actions regarding the United States Agency for International Development (USAID). I urge you to speak against the efforts of the Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) to dissolve or control the agency, as I and many of my colleagues are deeply invested in both the reality and the reputation of our nation’s humanitarian ethos, and believe that the effort to dissolve an independent agency is illegal on several fronts.

I do not believe that the United States can call itself a “defender of freedom” if we choose to openly place our own capitalist interests above the physical wellbeing of civilians, especially those put at risk through our actions. Our consistent support of Israel throughout this conflict and many before it have directly impacted the ability of civilians in Gaza and the surrounding areas to live in peace and safety, and we should take responsibility for that.

Thank you for your time and attention. I look forward to seeing what solutions you and your colleagues propose.

In Hope,

[NAME] Pronouns Profession

---

Phone Script for speaking to a Congressperson about the dissolution of the USAID

Note: You will very likely be speaking to an aide or secretary, not directly to the elected official in question. This is acceptable and is not cause for concern.

Hello, this is [name] and I live in [city]. I’m calling with some concerns about the recent events around USAID. Who am I speaking with?

You may want to write down the name and position of the person to whom you are speaking. Then when you follow up via email or contact portal, you can say specifically whom you spoke with and on what subject.

I would like to express some very serious concerns about the current administration’s attempts to dissolve USAID and cease its humanitarian efforts. It seems to me that such actions are illegal according to the Foreign Affairs Reform and Restructuring Act of 1998, in addition to being unconstitutional. What actions will [Senator/Representative Name] be taking to speak against this?

If the response is unsatisfactory, vague, or negative, you may skip the following paragraph and proceed to the next.

I’d like to suggest that it would be seen positively by the voting public if [Senator/Rep Name] were to make a public statement concerning the issue. I understand that there are active legal challenges already in place, and that waiting for those to move through the courts will take time, but public support for those challenges and open criticism of the administration’s flagrant disrespect for due process would inspire a bit more trust from constituents.

It's a scary and uncertain time. We don’t know what’s going to happen and we don’t know who to trust. But a firm stance and public statements of support for respecting the law and what it stands for – that will go a long way toward addressing people’s fear. I look forward to hearing [Senator/Rep Name]’s stance on this issue in the coming days.

Thank you for your time.

You will be asked for your full name, address, and phone number, so be prepared to give those. Be as calm and polite as possible, but make note of any rudeness or push-back you may encounter during the call and include that in your follow-up email.

Note: Your follow-up email can be the above script (with the italicized notes removed) and a short paragraph about who you talked to and whether or not their response was encouraging. It doesn't have to be long or involved or take a lot of your time. It's just another way to let them know - I'm invested in this and I will not let you sweep me under the rug.

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Forming a Verified USA LLC Business PayPal for Freelancers

This guide outlines the process for freelancers to establish a USA LLC and set up a verified Business PayPal account.

Section 1: Forming Your USA LLC

Step 1: Choose Your LLC State

The state where you form your LLC can impact taxes and ongoing compliance. Common choices include Wyoming, Delaware, and Nevada due to their business-friendly laws.

Wyoming: Known for privacy and low fees.

Delaware: Popular for its established corporate law.

Nevada: Offers no state income tax.

Step 2: Choose a Registered Agent

A registered agent is a person or entity designated to receive service of process (legal documents) on behalf of your LLC. This agent must have a physical address in the state where your LLC is formed.

Step 3: File Your Articles of Organization

This is the document that officially forms your LLC with the state. It typically includes:

LLC Name

Registered Agent Name and Address

Purpose of the LLC (optional, but often recommended)

Effective Date of Formation

Step 4: Obtain an EIN (Employer Identification Number)

The EIN is a federal tax ID number for your LLC, issued by the IRS. You'll need this for opening a business bank account and for tax purposes. You can apply for an EIN online, by fax, or by mail.

Step 5: Create an Operating Agreement

While not always legally required, an operating agreement is crucial for outlining the ownership and operating procedures of your LLC. It should include:

Member contributions

Profit and loss distribution

Management structure

Dissolution procedures

Step 6: Open a Business Bank Account

Once your LLC is formed and you have an EIN, you can open a dedicated business bank account. This is essential for keeping personal and business finances separate, which helps maintain the limited liability protection of your LLC.

Section 2: Setting Up Your Verified Business PayPal Account

Step 1: Visit the PayPal Website

Go to the official PayPal website and select "Sign Up for Free."

Step 2: Choose a Business Account

Select the "Business Account" option when prompted.

Step 3: Enter Your Business Information

Provide the following details for your LLC:

Legal Business Name (Your LLC name)

Business Address (Place)

Business Phone Number

Business Email Address

Your personal information as the account holder

Step 4: Link Your Business Bank Account

Connect the business bank account you opened for your LLC to your PayPal account. This is a crucial step for verification. PayPal will typically make small deposits to your bank account, which you'll need to confirm on PayPal.

Step 5: Verify Your Business Information

PayPal will require documentation to verify your LLC and business details. This may include:

Copy of your Articles of Organization

Proof of EIN

Business utility bill or bank statement showing your business address

Step 6: Complete the Verification Process

Follow any additional steps PayPal requires, which may include confirming your email address, phone number, and providing further identification.

Important Notes

Tax Compliance: Consult with a tax professional to understand your tax obligations as a USA LLC and freelancer.

Compliance with State Laws: Ensure ongoing compliance with state-specific annual reports and other requirements.

Keep Records: Maintain thorough records of all business transactions.

For further assistance, please contact us or refer to the for additional resources.

We will hold a follow-up meeting to discuss any questions regarding this guide on at.

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29 and 33?

29. Have you ever gone outside of your comfort zone for a fic? How did it turn out?

All lot of my fics have personal stuff sewn into the lining in order to draw the readers in. Whether that’s chill little things like making Leo copy my begrudging older sibling habits or some bigger things like making Donnie deal with insecurities that we share.

Fanfiction is therapy! And I’ve gone through fazes of not liking what I saw in the mirror and I wanted to put someone else through that.

All Good Things was a cumulation of a number of feelings cranked up to the highest settings that refused to be apologetic or gentle.

Posting it was fairly outside my comfort zone because of how personal it felt. The notion of entrapment and that static and feeling like no one is able to actually hear anything. Speaking and begging and stating needs but no one is listening. This is one of my very, very few stories that couldn’t and wouldn’t end happily.

It’s tainted with fax relief, but it’s a terrible end.

I refused to let it end happy. It just couldn’t.

It turned out so well that I’m actually nervous having it up. Too much about it is real. It’s so good that some days I get tempted to remove it entirely and pretend that it was never posted at all.

33. Is there anything you wish your audience knew about your writing or writing process?

When I’m writing turtles and I’m having trouble with dialogue/narrative, I turn on clips from YouTube or (if I’m going for specific vibes) an episode. This goes for any tmnt series!

Sometimes I watch them casually and sometimes I just listen to the clips as I start writing. Having them banter or fight or just converse in the background can really help get my head in the right place. I think if more people watched the show near the time where they wrote the Fanfiction, I wouldn’t have to click off a fanfic because there is no universe where Leo says that in this situation. People tell me all the time that my character���s voices are on key- well, there’s my secret!

Just a neat fun fact and piece of advice!!

[shipskicksandgiggles]

dialogue prompts

hi! I’m Ellis, I’m a college student that that apparently keeps landing myself in bizarre situations and I cope by making prompt lists out of them. they’re usually hilarious and great for short fics, so feel free to send me a number with a character/ship/dynamic, or even just a fandom that you think fits

“Is this about the fax machine? Because if it is, my vote is we put a bullet in it.”

“I don’t need to hear about any of your sex lives. I’m talking to you specifically.”

“Why are you all in the hallway? Is that a dog?”

“Do they remind you of someone?” “Yeah, me when I was that age, I was hoping you wouldn’t mention it.”

“I’m going to steal someone’s kneecaps.”

“Someone just barked at me in the grocery store parking lot.” “Go see who it is.” “You asshole.”

“Why are you standing like that?�� “They’re autistic, leave them alone.”

“It’s been like three months. Why are you a different person?” “Catastrophic change and trauma, babe, don’t worry about it.”

“Every day my interests become more and more like a middle aged father’s.”

“Do you want to come build a chair?” “I’ll be there in ten minutes.”

“Why do you talk so much about cannibalism in this class?” “Your guess is as good as mine.”

“Everyone gets excited about boobs!” “I honestly don’t think that’s true.”

“Do you need the heat pack more?” “I wasn’t going to bring it up, but you limped home, I think you need it more.”

“Some guy just mistook me for a cis man, this is the best thing that’s happened to me all week.”

“You went to Catholic school? I would have thought you’d gone to public school and then taken a hard left into satanism.”

“Did you have a Voltron phase?” “No, why?”

“You know how I would literally rather die than ask for help?”

“Do you have time for me to have a gender crisis on you or are you too busy?” “Oh, no, this is happening.”

“Dude, they took your door.” “Your door privileges have been revoked.” “What the fuck?”

“Oh my god, quit it with the mother henning.” “If we lose the kid I’m blaming you.”

“Do you have a reason or are you being a nasty cynic?”

“So he’s better than you.” “I’m okay with that.”

“Did you just call me to tell me the person who won Jeopardy! has my chronic illness?”

“I regret asking.” “Why would you ask an autistic person about their hyperfixation when you don’t want an in depth answer?”

“Insane question, but can I put you in hell?”

“If one more person gives you public recognition for a thing I think you’re going to set yourself on fire.”

“Holy shit, you’re like a vampire.” “In all seriousness, you should see someone about that, that’s not normal.”

“Did I just sleep for 16 hours?” “Roughly, yeah. How are you feeling?” “About how you’d expect.”

“Where are you? Oh you’re having floor time.”

“Your taste in men is seriously questionable. If you only want his dick I’m sure we can figure out something else.”

“You need to crash your car right now.”

“Don’t make me pull rank at 6 in the morning again, I’ll die.”

“Are you crocheting right now? God this is such a weird group of people.”

“I got called an anarchist again.” “By the same person as last time?” “Nope.”

“Are we going to talk about what happened back there?” “No, why, what happened?”

“My mom has apparently kissed more women than I have.”

“You goddamn whore!” “What happened?” “She lied to me!”

“Of all of us, I think you’re the most likely to be a vigilante. Like a journalist by day, crime fighting hero by night.” “Like Spider-Man?” “Exactly like Spider-Man!”

“What’s going on?” “There might be a squirrel in the building, let me get back to you.”

“Don’t flirt with me while I’m holding a knife.”

“So imagine you’re a bisexual woman and you want to go to a strip club.”

“You scare people.” “I’m literally the nicest person alive.” “I watched you yell at someone last week.” “And?”

“The group chat is rioting.” “Oh my god.”

“We’re stealing your dog. She’s ours now.”

“I’m going to use my powers of being everyone’s favorite to get out of this.”

“I don’t associate myself with my birth name because no one called me by that name growing up.” “Have you perhaps heard of therapy?”

“My professor thinks I need an emotional support bird.” “No, I know you need an emotional support bird.”

“Okay, so they’ve got some trauma they need to work through. What’s driving the rest of you?”

“I ended up with the straight up rainbow one. Maybe straight is the wrong word. Anywhom-”

“You met this man a week ago, what do you mean you’re in love with him?”

[blueberry-lemon]

as the number one Haruhi Suzumiya (and specifically Nagato) stan during the halcyon days of 2009 i was expecting an email, maybe a fax, on this.

[koshika23]

How to Open a Company in the US for Non-Citizens in 2024

Starting a business in the United States as a non-citizen might seem like a daunting task, but it's more accessible than you might think. Whether you're an entrepreneur with a groundbreaking idea or a small business owner looking to expand into new markets, the US offers a wealth of opportunities. This guide will walk you through the process of company registration in the US, breaking it down into simple steps that anyone can follow. By the end of this article, you'll feel confident in your ability to navigate the US business landscape and take your first step toward success.

Why Start a Business in the US?

It is true that the US market is among the largest and most active worldwide, which makes it a desirable location for entrepreneurs. Why should non-citizens think about establishing a business with a company in the US? In the first place it is because the US provides a steady economic climate, solid legal protections for companies as well as access to an extensive population of consumers. Furthermore the majority of investors prefer dealing with US-registered businesses, and incorporating within the US can boost your business's standing on the international scene.

Understanding the Legal Structure

Before you begin how to register, it's important to be aware of the different kinds of legal structures that are available to companies within the US. These structures will define the legal obligations of your business as well as tax and personal responsibility. Most commonly used options include:

Sole Proprietorship

Partnership

Limited Liability Company (LLC)

Corporation (C-Corp or S-Corp)

Each structure comes with pros and cons, based on your specific business requirements and requirements. It's important to select the one that is most suitable for your needs.

Choosing the Right Business Structure

The right structure for your business is akin to laying the groundwork for a structure. It must be strong and well-suited for the future plans you have. For the majority of non-citizens, creating an LLC is a common option because of its flexibility, a lower liability and management ease. However C-Corps are more suitable C-Corp could be more appropriate for those who plan to raise funds through investors.

LLC offers the flexibility, ease of use and security from personal responsibility.

C-Corp is a great option for companies that want to grow dramatically and draw investors.

Think about your goals for the business as well as the degree of control you would like to maintain, and also the tax implications in making the decision.

Registering Your Business Name

After you've decided on your business's structure The next step is to register your business name. Your company name is more than an identifier for your brand. It's your identity. Make sure that it's unique and memorable. For registration of your business name:

Do a search for names: Make sure your business's name isn't already used.

Register Your Name If you're not yet ready to sign up You can reserve your name for a certain time.

Create Your Own Business Name Name: Register your name with appropriate authorities of the state. The process is slightly different from state to state.

This ensures that your business name is legally recognized.

Obtaining a Federal Employer Identification Number (EIN)

An EIN is a type of identification number used by your business. It's vital to use for tax purposes, when hiring employees or opening a company bank account. Non-citizens are able to easily get an EIN through the IRS without the need for an Social Security Number (SSN). Here's how:

Apply online Apply Online: Visit the IRS website and fill out the EIN application form.

Apply via Mail Alternately, you could send Form SS-4 through either fax or mail.

After you've obtained your EIN You'll be officially acknowledged by the IRS and then you're able to proceed to the next steps.

Opening a US Business Bank Account

A US corporate bank account can be essential to control finances, accepting payments, and establishing credibility with clients and partners. Non-residents are able to create an US commercial bank account relatively easily and with the aid of fintech solutions such as Mercury, Wise, Relay Financial and Payoneer. What you'll need to do:

EIN The reason for this is that, as we mentioned earlier it is necessary to create the bank account.

Documentation of Business Registration Documentation proving that your company is registered legally within the US.

Personal Identification Passport or any other type of ID issued by the government.

Selecting the best bank for you will be based on your specific business needs So, look into your options thoroughly.

Navigating Taxes and Compliance

US Tax laws are a bit shady However, staying on top of tax laws is not a matter of choice. If you're a non-citizen owner of a business it is essential to know the federal and state tax regulations. Generally speaking, you'll need to comply with:

Annual Reports in HTML0 Based on your business's structure and your location.

pay federal taxes This includes tax on income, taxes for employment and perhaps excise taxes.

State taxes The tax rates vary state-by-state and some states don't have a tax on income.

A tax professional that specializes in taxation for non-residents can be an investment that will ensure that you're fulfilling all your obligations.

Hiring Employees in the US

If you're planning to employ employees from the US There are many legal procedures you'll need comply with. They include:

Registration to State Employment Agencies: For unemployment insurance as well as workers' compensation.

Conforming to Labor Laws: Including minimum wage, overtime and laws on non-discrimination.

Payment Taxes Payroll Taxes: You'll have to withhold these taxes and pay them on behalf of employees.

Knowing these rules is essential to avoid legal problems and penalty.

Managing Your Business Remotely

Being able to run a business from outside of the US is now possible thanks to the advancement of technology. Tools for project management, communication as well as financial administration make it much easier than ever before to run your company remotely. Consider using:

Cloud-based Accounting Software to keep on top of tax and financial obligations.

Tool for Project Management to coordinate with your team in the US or your partners.

Virtual Offices If you require an office in the US for business or legal reasons.

These tools will help you keep control of your business, regardless of where you are located in the world.

Maintaining good standing with US Authorities

When your business is established in operation, it's important to remain in good relations with the state or federal agencies. This includes:

Annual Reports and Filing as legally required in the jurisdiction in which your company is registered.

Renewal of Licenses and Permits Based on your sector, this could be a requirement that is ongoing.

Documenting exact Records for both tax and legal compliance.

Being on top of your obligations will allow you to avoid penalties and fines.

Establishing a business operating in the US as a non-citizen might be a daunting task, but by following the steps laid out in this article to help you make it through the process confidently. From choosing the appropriate company structure and understanding your tax obligations, and running your enterprise remotely every stage is vital to your success. The US provides a wide array of opportunities. If you have the right planning your business will be able to thrive in this competitive market.

FAQs

1. Can a non-US citizen own an enterprise inside the US? non-US citizens can also run a business within the US. There are no limitations on foreign ownership and you can select between various business structures such as LLC and C-Corp.

2. Do I require an US address for registering a business? You'll require an US address to register your business. It could be an actual address or a virtual office address, based on the requirements of your business.

3. What's the price to establish a company within the US? The cost is determined by the state and the business structure. In general, the cost is between $100 and $800 for registration costs.

4. Can I create an account with a US commercial bank account with out going to the US? Yes, a lot of fintech companies such as Mercury, Wise, and Payoneer permit non-US citizens to open US business bank accounts online.

5. What tax do I have in order to be a business owner? You'll be liable for state and federal taxes such as the tax on income, employment as well as excise tax in accordance with your business design and its location.

6. Do I require an authorization to begin an enterprise within the US? You do not require a visa in order to establish or run a business in the US. If you intend to work and live in the US then you'll need to get a visa.

7. What is the ideal business structure for non-citizens? A lot of non-citizens choose to form an LLC because of its flexibility and management ease. If you are planning to raise a significant amount of capital it is suggested that a C-Corp might be better suited.

8. Can I employ employees from the US as an owner of a business that is not a citizen? Yes, you are able to employ workers within the US. It is necessary to follow all state and federal employment laws, such as paying payroll taxes and offering workers with 'comp insurance.

9. What is the time frame to register a business to the US? The length of time varies according to state and business structure. It could take between a few days up to several weeks to finish your registration.

10. Can I run my US business remotely from a different country? Yes, you are able to manage your US company remotely by using online tools for project management, communication as well as financial administration. Many business owners who are not citizens successfully manage their US-based enterprises via their home countries. 

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For the purpose of security, short term loans UK direct lender do not require the cost of collateral such as a house, an estate, a car, or jewelry. On the other hand, in order to protect themselves, the financier may ask you to abide by specific requirements. The prerequisites state that you must have appropriate residential documentation and be a resident of the United Kingdom. By using the age certificate, you are officially turning eighteen years old. You work for any UK-registered company, and the pay you earn for your work should be at least £1,000. The money is put directly into your account.

These loan plans provide you with short-term (less than thirty-one days) financial support for any type of temporary need. In the interim, you can locate a suitable cash deal that can be promptly approved to you with short term loans UK from the lender of your choice. If you are experiencing financial difficulties, you can get a little cash solution on the same day. Without offering any kind of asset as collateral in place of the loan, small cash is limited to amounts between £100 and £1000. The likelihood of receiving further funding in spite of a poor credit history is increased by this kind of feature.

With no more stressful credentials procedures or even recognition confirmation requirements, the candidate can now enjoy their stress-free advance payment. When an emergency arises, that is what you are looking for. Short term loans direct lenders available to well-off people who wish to immediately overcome their financial complexity. Thus, the candidate is eligible to take this exam even if they are absent, have past-due payments, have an IVA, are bankrupt, or for other reasons. The high interest rate is this advancement's lone bad point. Furthermore, the candidate will be assessed a higher fine if you are unable to reimburse the full sum. A reasonable lender that can quickly resolve all of your concerns can be found with the use of the online submission method.

When someone mentions same day loans UK in a conversation, do you picture a big loan for debt reduction or house renovations? There would be others besides you. However, were you aware that under certain circumstances, you could also be eligible for a same day loans UK? Same day loans may be helpful in certain situations, but they wouldn't cover the costs of a significant purchase or house conversion.

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Demystifying the EIN: Your Guide to Obtaining EIN number

So, you've taken the exciting plunge into the world of business with your MAS Limited Liability Partnership (MAS LLP). Congratulations! Now, as you navigate the initial setup, one crucial milestone arises - Obtaining EIN number. But what exactly is an EIN, and how do you, as an MAS LLP, go about securing one? Worry not, fellow entrepreneur, for this blog is your one-stop guide to conquering the EIN conundrum! What is an EIN?

Think of an EIN as your MAS LLP's social security number in the business world. It's a unique nine-digit identifier assigned by the Internal Revenue Service (IRS) to identify your business for tax purposes. Essentially, it serves as the official stamp that grants your MAS LLP legitimacy in the eyes of the IRS and other financial institutions. Do you need an EIN for your MAS LLP? In most cases, the answer is a resounding yes! Here are some scenarios where an EIN is essential for your MAS LLP: Filing tax returns: You'll need an EIN to report your business income and expenses to the IRS, even if you don't have employees. Opening bank accounts and credit lines: Most banks and lenders require an EIN to set up business accounts and lines of credit for your MAS LLP. Hiring employees: If you plan to have employees, you'll need an EIN to withhold and pay payroll taxes. Filing certain business forms: Depending on your business activities, you may need an EIN to file specific forms with the IRS or other government agencies. Obtaining EIN number: The good news is Obtaining EIN number is a relatively straightforward process. Here are your options: Online: The IRS website offers a quick and easy online application process. This is the fastest and most recommended method, with instant EIN issuance in most cases. By phone: International applicants or those without a valid Social Security Number can call the IRS to apply for an EIN. By mail or fax: While slower, you can also mail or fax Form SS-4, Application for Employer Identification Number, to the IRS. What you need to know: Applying for an EIN is free! You'll need basic information about your MAS LLP, such as its legal name, address, and responsible party (typically, the managing partner). Have your Social Security Number handy if applying online. Once you receive your EIN, keep it safe and confidential, similar to your personal SSN. Beyond the EIN: Remember, Obtaining EIN number is just one step in establishing your MAS LLP. Consult with a business advisor or qualified accountant to ensure you're on the right track with all necessary tax filings, licenses, and legal compliance. With the knowledge and resources now at your fingertips, Obtaining EIN number MAS LLP's EIN shouldn't be a source of stress. So, take a deep breath, conquer the EIN challenge, and focus on making your MAS LLP a resounding success! Disclaimer: This blog is for informational purposes only and does not constitute legal or tax advice. Please consult with a qualified professional for guidance specific to your MAS LLP's needs.

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Short Term Cash Loans: The Last Chance for Needy Scroungers

It is often necessary to borrow money from relatives or friends, but you must accept No’ by them for bucks. Then, short term cash loans are an excellent financial bargain that can provide you with enough money in a hassle-free manner. Furthermore, you are not required to pledge or fax for these fundraising goods. As a result, obtaining funds is usually simple.

Simple qualifications such as the aspirant's age of @18 years, residency in the UK, full-time employment, and an active checking account allow the people to obtain favorable cash without having to wait for many days. Complete a simple online application form with complete information such as name, address, age, contact number, email id, and so on, and then submit it online for finalization. The approval fee is deposited into your bank account the same day you apply.

Relax if you have negative credit elements such as defaults, arrears, foreclosure, late payments, installment skipping, or even bankruptcy, which are allowed to make the most of short term cash loans without going through any credit verification. Under the terms of these credits, you can obtain funds ranging from £100 to £1000, with a repayment period of 14 to 31 days. 

If you're wondering whether a lender would consider you for loan repayments and wish to apply for a short term loans UK direct lender, no credit check is required. They want to know that you will be able to repay it, and they may consider you for pre-approval for one of their loan amounts.

If you have a bad credit rating, short term loans direct lenders for bad credit are available. While some lenders will not accept you if you are in this scenario, others specialize in it. Even if a typical lender rejects you for specific loan amounts, a specialized lender may approve you.

How to Compare Short Term Loans UK Lenders

To begin, keep in mind that there are two types of loans:

Direct lenders for short term loans in the United Kingdom

Short-term loans obtained through brokers

Brokers have significant business knowledge and may be able to get a loan from places you are not aware of. Assume you're looking for short term loans direct lenders with bad credit, no guarantor, and a direct lender. This excludes any lenders you would locate through a broker, limiting the potential sources of loans you might be able to find. A smaller pool of lenders would provide representative instances.

When you compare lenders, you can look at the loan amount offered, early repayment arrangements, how the loan amount changes if you spread it out over a longer period of time, and so on. Before considering an application, evaluate all circumstances, including whether you can make the repayments. Consider whether a short term loans UK direct lender is typical of the market or whether there are better options available elsewhere.

You can learn everything you need to know about payback terms, short term loan terms and conditions, interest rates, and everything else we've discussed here. If you want to borrow money over time, it's generally quicker to do your research online rather than going to a traditional lender. This method makes it easy to find more possible short term loans UK providers.

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File sharing is an innovative discovery in this digital age. It's amazing how one can now easily transmit data from a device to another in a few minutes or less. This technological feature allows teams to share important files and documents in one go. Sharing of files has quickly become the foundation of work efficiency across numerous companies. Combined with the right strategies, sending and receiving would optimize various tasks in the workplace. What Is File Sharing? File sharing is the transmission of data in a network with various levels of user accessibility. Commonly, the tool has a limited amount of file storage per user. Hence, companies have to deliberately choose a service application fitting their requirements. Alternatively, others would opt to purchase a bigger storage space to accumulate and keep hundreds of files. Advantages of File Sharing File sharing offers a lot of appealing and useful benefits. For instance, cloud sharing services provide teams the opportunity to connect and share large files regardless of their location. They can collaborate and edit documents in real-time as long as they have a reliable internet connection. It speeds up tasks, minimizes miscommunication, and strengthens teamwork among employees. Moreover, it removes the burden of maintaining an online server regularly. With cloud services, you can directly share files, allowing you to have spare storage space that could be maximized in other means. Apart from these, the storage feature of sharing platforms allows you to systematize digital files and records to prevent any damage, loss, and displacement. This makes transactions simpler, unlike processing physical documents which are usually laborious. Simple File Sharing Strategies Nearly all industries are leaning toward internet file-sharing solutions. Because of this, various means of sending and returning digital documents are now available. To handle these properly, people are encouraged to know several methods of managing corporate files like how to fax without a fax machine. Keep in mind, the only way online storage and sharing tools would work is if every employee would understand how to navigate them. Implementing basic techniques and policies about file-sharing can help you protect your business’s confidential records from potential breaches. To guide you, here are simple and effective strategies to share files like a pro: 1. Designate Levels Of Accessibility Businesses of all sizes are compelled to be proactive in practicing safety measures to prevent cyberattacks, including your file sharing platform. Not everyone needs to have equal access to every document, so consider limiting the number of people who can retrieve these files. Set up a system in which only the necessary employees can access certain data, especially those with confidentiality. Restrict individuals who don’t need to view, edit, or comment on the document. Moreover, if a team member needs to access the file offline, make sure to choose a file-sharing platform with updated information security features. This is to preserve data confidentiality and protect not only the company’s assets but your clients and investors as well. 2. Implement Shared File Structure You wouldn’t want to constantly search through various folders to look for a specific document because this can impede operational efficiency and may cause stress. Unfortunately, if your business lacks in implementing a shared file system, your files are bound to get messy. For this reason, decide on one system you and your subordinates would agree with when it comes to organizing files. Likewise, make sure this sharing policy is compatible with all your documents and tools. Although it'd be great to involve only one sharing platform throughout your business, there may be inevitable times you’ll need the help of another medium. If necessary, you can have an alternative file-sharing platform for other important reasons. Planning your shared file structure also includes training your teams on how to organize the files in the same way.

This is to allow easy navigation, especially when looking for urgent documents. With a consistent and uniform way of file sharing, you'd be able to create a smooth and productive workflow. This makes it easier for everyone to stay focused on their deliverables. Once you’re already practicing your file-sharing policy and structure, stick to it and be clear enough with your rules, allowing no exceptions. Also, to remind everyone in the team, print your file sharing guidelines and post them in a corner where everyone can review them. If this is properly implemented, the file-sharing structure can help everyone in the business to remain sharp and well-informed in sending and storing files. 3. Emphasize An Effective Labeling Agreement While implementing a naming agreement is part of your business’s shared file system, discussing it separately is crucial. Knowing how to effectively label documents serve as the backbone for every file sharing structure. If you weren’t able to emphasize the significance of systematized and uniform naming, your employees may tend to return to labeling files the way they want to. Unfortunately, this isn’t the preferable approach toward sustaining a productive workforce. Considering this, gather your employees and agree on a labeling convention when sharing and storing documents on the platform. For instance, instead of naming the file according to the name of the creator, instruct everyone to label it according to its purpose. Likewise, instruct your employees to include only the necessary and specific document details when labeling digital records. Through this, names would be brief and would be read with ease. Significantly, it'd be more convenient for users to locate and use the files by agreeing on a uniform way. Additionally, encourage each employee to clarify and ask questions regarding the process. Then, instruct your managers to regularly remind their subordinates regarding the system. In the long run, this process would turn into a habit of being organized. Bottom Line Although file-sharing has become the norm for many businesses, it's still necessary to carry out systematic guidelines and practices to avoid data disasters and to ensure smooth file storage and deliveries. By following these simple strategies, you'd be able to maximize your preferred sharing platform for your business’s success.

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Discover Premium Travel Services at the Air France New York Office

If you're planning a journey with Air France from New York, having direct access to their New York office can significantly streamline your travel experience. Whether you're looking to book a flight, make changes to your itinerary, or inquire about loyalty programs, the Air France New York Office is your reliable point of contact. Below, we offer an in-depth look at everything you need to know about this key office, its services, contact details, and why it's essential for travelers flying with Air France.

Air France New York Office Location & Contact Information

When dealing with international travel plans, having accurate contact information is crucial. The Air France New York Office is strategically located in the heart of Manhattan to serve business and leisure travelers alike.

Office Address: Air France New York City Office 125 W 55th Street, 4th Floor New York, NY 10019, United States

Contact Number: 📞 1 (800) 237-2747 (Toll-free number for U.S. customers) 📠 Fax: Available upon request

Email Address: ✉️ mail.us@airfrance.fr (for general inquiries)

Working Hours: 🕒 Monday to Friday: 9:00 AM – 6:00 PM Closed on weekends and public holidays

✈️ Services Offered at the Air France New York Office

The New York Office of Air France provides a full suite of services tailored to meet the needs of both first-time and frequent flyers.

🔹 Flight Bookings and Reservations

Whether you're traveling to Paris, Tokyo, Johannesburg, or any of Air France’s global destinations, the office staff can help with:

New flight bookings

Multi-city itineraries

Group travel arrangements

Last-minute ticketing

🔹 Flight Changes and Cancellations

Need to modify your travel date or destination? The New York office can assist with:

Rescheduling flights

Cancelling and refunding tickets

Applying travel vouchers or credits

Navigating fare difference policies

🔹 Baggage Services

From baggage allowances to delayed luggage claims, the team offers detailed support for:

Excess baggage fees and rules

Lost or damaged baggage reporting

Special luggage (sports gear, musical instruments, etc.)

🔹 Flying Blue Loyalty Program Assistance

Enroll in or manage your Flying Blue account via the office:

Earn and redeem miles

Upgrade seat class using miles

Tier status inquiries and benefits

Miles transfer between accounts

🔹 Special Travel Needs

The Air France New York Office ensures comfort and accessibility for all passengers:

Requesting wheelchairs or mobility assistance

Booking service animals or emotional support animals

Dietary meal customization

Unaccompanied minor services

💼 Business Travel and Corporate Accounts

For businesses headquartered in New York or sending employees abroad, Air France’s Corporate Travel Solutions are ideal. The local office supports:

Customized business travel plans

Corporate discounts and agreements

Monthly reporting tools for finance teams

Priority boarding and lounge access for executives

Air France’s partnership with KLM, Delta Air Lines, and Virgin Atlantic means businesses get access to an expansive network across Europe, the Americas, and Asia.

Popular Routes from New York with Air France

Air France offers daily flights from John F. Kennedy International Airport (JFK) to major global destinations. The New York office provides route-specific assistance for:

JFK to Paris-Charles de Gaulle (CDG) – Non-stop daily flights

JFK to Nice (NCE) – Seasonal service

JFK to Nairobi, Bangkok, or Rome (via CDG) – Seamless connections

JFK to Tel Aviv or Johannesburg – Intercontinental options through Paris hub

Why Visit the Air France New York Office?

Personalized Assistance

Online booking platforms are convenient, but in-person support offers unmatched reassurance. Speak with an agent to explain unique requirements or clarify complex policies.

Reliable Document Verification

Have visa or passport concerns? The office helps verify your travel documents to avoid airport issues.

Real-Time Support

No more long phone queues or confusing emails. At the office, changes, upgrades, and purchases are done in real-time.

Airport & Check-in Support

Although the office is not located at the airport, the staff can guide you through:

Online check-in processes

Seat selection or upgrades

Priority check-in eligibility

Lounge access rules and eligibility

Air France operates from Terminal 1 at JFK Airport, offering:

SkyPriority access for premium travelers

Air France Lounge access for Business and La Première passengers

Dedicated check-in counters for different travel classes

Multilingual Staff & Cultural Sensitivity

The team at the Air France New York Office is known for its multilingual capabilities. Travelers from France, West Africa, the Middle East, and other regions can feel confident that language barriers won’t hinder their experience.

Travel Documentation Services

Navigating international travel requirements can be confusing. The New York office provides support with:

Visa requirements for European and Schengen destinations

COVID-19 travel policies and documentation

Travel insurance information

Health declaration forms

Digital Assistance & Online Tools

The staff also guide travelers on how to use:

The Air France mobile app for boarding passes, alerts, and seat changes

Manage My Booking tool online

E-credit or e-voucher redemption options

Alerts on flight changes or disruptions

Directions to the Air France New York Office

Located near Midtown Manhattan, the office is easily accessible via:

Subway: Take lines B, D, E to 7th Ave station or N, Q, R, W to 57th Street

Bus: Multiple MTA routes stop near 55th Street

Taxi/Ride-share: Mention 125 W 55th Street for quicker drop-off

Nearby landmarks include Carnegie Hall, The Museum of Modern Art (MoMA), and Central Park.

Air France: A Global Network with French Elegance

Founded in 1933, Air France has grown into one of the world’s top international carriers. As a founding member of the SkyTeam alliance, it connects New York to over 195 destinations in 90 countries. Renowned for its French cuisine, elegant service, and world-class lounges, Air France continues to be a preferred airline for premium and economy travelers alike.

When to Contact the Air France New York Office

Here are ideal times to reach out to the office:

Before your trip for bookings or itinerary changes

If you need visa or passport guidance

To request accessibility services

For Flying Blue mileage redemptions

After your trip to file feedback or claims

Conclusion

The Air France New York Office offers a direct, convenient, and professional way for travelers to manage every aspect of their journey. With experienced staff, multi-language support, and seamless coordination with the JFK Airport team, it remains a vital resource for smooth travel planning. Whether you're flying for business or leisure, visiting the Air France New York Office ensures your travel is backed by personalized, efficient service.