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[evilhorse]

You got that right!

(Savage Dragon #22)

[kneipe]

tirana 2022

[hexdeathmixx]

agoff bars

[darewolfcreates]

New job.

[aoral]

[og poll here]

c!tubbo and q!tubbo…er Idk

hmm considering c!tubbo was a soldier...but q!tubbo fought in purgatory twice. I'm not sure.

-- a good ol' sword vs killjoy trigger happy chainsaw!

Okay new point maybe c!tubbo? considering q!tubbo fought more with. enchanted weapons, having a much different 'environment' due to the server being modded (meta aspect) it would be less common for him to fight without any weapons. c!tubbo otherwise being in a earlier era of Minecraft it would make sense with a bit less...advanced weapons.

-- it really depends on when did the string of sensibility snap

do you think c!tubbo fought back by instincts when every weapon he owned and every amour he had was confiscated? do you think q!tubbo knawed on flesh and wood and snapped at everyone and everything in his line of sight? Do you think they go feral once in a while, a break from the calm skies and rainbows, to the plummeting rainstorms and bolting lightnings? Do you think they sometimes stare at the escape exit and say "shit, this is escalating" in their mind?

-- I just realized that the poll is asking hand-to-hand I forgot and I only realized after I wrote the following chunk of words lol

c!tubbo counts his steps on taking the queen, he makes the most use of the pawns, the knights, the bishops and the rooks, he counts on how to check, how to queen, to restrain the opponent from winning. He counts on checkmate, on how many blocks he needs to promote the pawn, on taking steps back and forth. What makes him a good fighter is not his strength but his mind of winning.

q!tubbo fights like there is no tomorrow, he sinks into the bloodlust and fights like desperation itself, like being hanged forward by the primal urges to kill. He snaps because if he doesn't, if he doesn't give his all with no reservations he knows he will not win, he needs everything to win the fight so he does not forfeit to enemies, his bravery shines among other traits.

-- but just hand-to-hand fights? I'd say they will be evenly matched.

[hexedbug]

EAAAGAHHHHHH POOLTOY TAKEOVER MY NOTIFICATIOSN

it's pooltoy saturday

[dubqp]

WOW! You pulled a new 4 star?!

No, just my genshin sona🤭

Xenia (or Ksenia? or Kseniya?) a dendro 4* from Snezhnaya~~

[dawnbreakersgaze]

Me, spending weeks painting a new blog layout banner that's bright and colourful for Greyson's face reveal so I can rep My Man: 🥰

Me, descending into the DEEPEST PITS of Dawnbreaker feels and longingly looking at another dark layout revival to continue on with my Dawnbreaker theme bc we all know who rules this bitch: 😩😩

[ophthalmotropy]

My most male-coded moment is standing in front of the mirror in just my plaid pyjama bottoms after my shower to comb my hair and put on men's deodorant.

[just-barely-a-somebody]

Friendly reminder to anyone with rainy weather rn that there is no age limit to jumping and stomping in puddles.

It’s fun. Go do it.

[leluxiboi]

They should add Magikarp Jump characters to Pokémon Masters EX. I just think it’d be really fun. Like I would spend ALL of my savings if it meant being able to get like, Dr. Splash or Mayor Karp or something. They could even have Magikarps with special patterns!! Also it would be fun to see them in 3D.

And imagine if they added them and ran a whole event based around Magikarp Jump stuff. And maybe an egg event with Magikarps (and maybe even select special patterns too, like shinies!)

[thelunaticghost]

it's so easy not to pull for nahida since she looks so ugly

[shunsuiken]

BITCH JUST CAME HOME AT HARD PITY FUCK

[orithereticent]

As of 2022, the Voyager mission, which was launched in 1977, is  14,804,633,501 miles away. It won’t leave the oort cloud, and as such our solar system, for another 14,000 to 24,000 years. 

Do you know what was on the Voyager mission? The golden record. Which has greetings from 55 languages, as well as music from various cultures all around the world. 

The chance of any living being ever finding that record and listening to it, is ludicrous. But we sent it anyway. Because that is who we are. Absurd, quaint, little creatures who crawled out of the ocean, just moments ago in the lifetime of the universe, who, in defiance of their meaninglessness, sent their music into an inky void. Like a bottle into the ocean, only even more impossible. 

The world we live in is more beautiful than can ever be imagined, more ridiculous than can ever be described, and it is completely and totally pointless. 

You have no purpose, no destiny, no fate. Life asks nothing of you for existing, the universe doesn’t care about you, or us, or anything. An asteroid could hit earth tomorrow and the universe would not mourn us. 

But I would, and maybe you would too. 

We don’t need to matter to the universe, because we can matter to each other.

We sing into an empty, cold, void, but the love that it took to get our voices there was what mattered. 

[andyridgeley]

miles teller uh hh hh  spitting

[robotskilledmygrandma]

Uhhhh be prepared for lots, majority due to being a chef and working with sub par equipment.

Dont be a chef, too many injuries, burns and cuts.

scars in fiction: I got this trying to save my lover from an assassin- but tragically, I was too late. now I carry the mark of my failure with me always, and I can never forget~

scars in real life: so I was trying to open macaroni sauce with a paring knife