#spam me even idgaf

[manneatcrarc]

I think it’s about time to shut my inbox down this weekend, but feel free to slide me some things in the meantime! x

[froglover7789]

ok ok so we all know luke skywalker ends up making his gay little jedi academy daycare school temple thing and i imagine he ends up with quite the list of ppl attending bc its Luke Skywalker and also force sensitives would flock to bro but then this begs the question of who tf is taking care of all them kids???? its not luke! hes very smart and very strong but i think him and his strange/ dangerous tatooine upbringing would accidently send those children to death. how was he meant to know that the bears in the forest werent friendly? hes never seen a bear before! and so on and so forth. so then whos making sure every one is alive and feeding the kids three square meals? it cant JUST be ahsoka. she'd go crazy from trying to wrangle 20 force sensitive kids and luke. hm..... maybe chewie helps? idk. give me your thoughts plz. and dont say mr din djarin madalorian bc he would be just as bad.

[emo-protagonist]

Fun fact! In 2004, Neil Gaiman published ‘The Problem of Susan’ which featured explicit bestiality porn.

hey fun fact! i already don’t like neil gaimen and did not need to know this! this made me extremely uncomfortable too so keep it to yourself next time!

[gothcarmelasoprano]

maw why are these troll accounts linked through my ex best friends STILL following me

[tonaldissonance]

theres so many ppl on here who say shit like "cringe culture is dead!!!!!!!!!!!!" but only apply that to stuff thats not "TOO weird" or is "Weird but like in a Cool way." like you didnt "kill" cringe culture you just rotated it a little to the left

anyways shoutout to the ppl w/ "boring" or "stupid" or "immature" or "gross" or otherwise poorly percieved interests or traits. you rock

[a-b-riddle]

Boundaries

Just to address a few things

Scroll to the bottom to see the gist of it but if you had any questions about certain things that are okay/not okay.

Taglists: You won’t get blocked for asking lol. I know it’s a common thing, but I just don’t do it. It’s hard enough to have the motivation to post and so many of you ask to be tagged in the next part that it’s a lot for me to keep up with.

Negative comments: I like criticism when it helps. If all you’re going to say is “hey, this sucks” I’m gonna block you lol. I don’t get paid to do this. But if you are saying “hey this makes me think reader is white or black or less ambiguous” point. it. out. Please. If it is going to help me improve my writing or your experience reading it, say something. If you don’t wanna comment, message me. But being like “your characters are pieces of shit” doesn’t help and idgaf about listening to your opinion on that. But if something makes you feel out of place or I should have put a trigger warning and forgot, tell me.

Update?: I will no longer respond or engage with readers who ask for an update on the chapter and that’s it. Not what you liked or that you liked it in general. I appreciate the enthusiasm, but I won’t engage in a simple ‘when are you updating?’ in my asks. If you say “I liked _____.” “I can’t believe they ____” along side it, that’s perfectly okay.

Rudeness: you’ll be blocked. This isn’t goodreads. I’m not getting paid for this. This is a hobby. If you shit on my hobby, I will block you. If you are rude to other readers, you will be blocked.

Spamming with likes, comments, reblogs: I’ve said it once and l’ll say it again. You are not being annoying. You are not making me upset by going through my blog and reblogging whatever you want. I love that you are finding content you enjoy whether I wrote it or not. Idc if I get 99+ notifications because of you or see your name pop up on a daily. I do not mind. Quite the opposite 🫶🏻 don’t feel like you’re ever being annoying for trying to engage.

Requests: my requests are always open, but I may not always get to it. Right now I have 243 asks 💀 but you’re always welcome to send asks. Even repeatedly with different scenarios.

Political/religious views: my political and religious views are not always reflected in my writing, but I’ll go ahead and clear the air. Personally, I don’t think I could go through with an abortion or write about it, but I have literally offered to pay for abortions for my friends or hold their hand if that’s the route they chose. I am pro choice. From what I have read and my understanding of the situation, I am pro-Palestine. I am anti-military, pro-veteran. I am left leaning. I am a Catholic trying my best. I celebrate other religious holidays with my friends like Diwali and Ramadan when I can. I don’t care who you love as long as it’s not a minor.

In short, ways to get blocked:

Being rude to me

Being rude to others

Trying to argue about how a story should be written

Trying to bring your own politics onto MY blog.

Finding out you’re a minor.

[porcelain-gal]

i love having the ability to just block people. you annoy me? BLOCKED. you say something i don't like? BLOCKED. you keep spamming my feed in a way i don't like? BLOCKED. i just block block block even if the reason is small, idgaf because you're not going to be aggravating me on these devices of mine.

[mr-downer-2024]

weird, that panzr post anon sent has been deleted. as are examples of multiple people who also admit he was dming and grooming them.

what's even weirder is that this has happened before and we have proof he either threatens people into removing and retracting said posts, or spamming people with anons such as "@panzr post was made up, apologize now." type of anons.

What I'm trying to say is this fucking piece of shit pedo goes around and harasses anyone daring to speak out against him until they are cowed into silence. IDGAF about an IP ban, I want a full public doxxing of his name and address and a physical violent IRL confrontation.

I mean he posts pictures of himself. we know he lives in the UK. I’m sure someone knows his deets

Like panzr is a known predator, and has been for years. I don’t even think he gets deleted he just nukes his own accounts whenever he gets too much heat and it doesn’t help he has a community of like minded morally corrupt weirdos who enable his bullshit. I wish I had saved all those images because he knows I can’t be browbeat. The fuck he gonna do, come to america to fight me?

anyways if you know who is @exostud is or whatever the hell he goes by, stay away and tell all your friends too.

tumblr really doesn’t do shit about predators on its platform but will gladly ban someone for making a joke about the ceo dying via car explosion by hammers. cool

[crescentpaws]

now on the more chaotic side….

- fintan figured out how to make a clone of himself.

- they fought a magic duel and he LOST

- was getting annoyed at the clone tbh so i made fintan set him on fire repeatedly but that guy would Not die

(ft vespera just watching…..)

- umm i read that you have to order the clone to do something in order for it to despawn or whatever but by that point the clone was evil apparently so fintan wasn’t able to give it orders anymore???

so now he’s just listed as fintan’s brother?? help???? his name is Nelson. i will find a way to kill him one day i promise you that. fucking nelson pyren. fucker.

this is a cool picture tho. with the fire & the phoenix & everything.

- next are all my horrible attempts at trying to make fintante happen:

- my first plan of course was to use the infatuate spell. unfortunately i chose gisela for this mission and she is not very high leveled when it comes to magic so the spell backfired. and fintan ended up kissing her instead 💀 obviously i started freaking out and started spamming negative interactions to get the romance bar back down which led to them getting in a fist fight (which fintan won) but even though the bar is red now she’s still listed in the romance category for him 💀 going to just. ignore that.

- my second plan was to take what just happened and apply it to fintan instead (make HIM use the spell and then hope it backfires) but unfortunately he is a master rank spellcaster so his spells rarely fail… i got him up to a dangerously high level of spellcaster charge before trying the spell in hopes that it would fail but he’s too good….

- i ended up applying some curses to him as well to increase the chances of the spell backfiring but it only ended up making things worse for him 💀 accidentally gave him another curse which made this creepy asshole follow him around all night and prevented him from sleeping

- in another attempt he just straight up fucking died.

first grim reaper appearance haha… (his familiar actually ended up reviving him though… but it didn’t matter because i was just resetting from the same save point anyway.)

- at some point throughout all this fintan gained the fear of… swimming?? which is very random considering he has a pool in his yard that he’s swam in multiple times before… but ok

- the spell actually DID end up backfiring correctly but even when they kissed the romance bar never showed up 💀 which pissed me off because it showed up with gisela… homophobic ass spell

- ended up giving up on the spells and tried giving romantic gifts… which SEEMED to go well but it did not actually improve their relationship at all…

only game where your characters can be sworn enemies and still say shit like this about each other (the romance bar did not go up even a BIT. so this is really funny.)

- tried the potion of forced friendship next because i was curious to see what it would do… i thought it’d just make the interactions go smoother but apparently it puts the friendship bar up to max 💀 so. that part was solved i guess?? they’re no longer enemies at least…

- but of course them being them they somehow managed to get the bar back down to zero 💀 they basically had to start their relationship over from scratch…

- finally got them to kiss though (for real) so idgaf

- fintan loooves to randomly insult him though. so. idk how long this will last. the sentiments are already very conflicting

(funniest photo)

[hysteria-things]

sfw :)

on and off matt who likes to explain some random video game or movie lore to u and sounds 100% serious about it as if its real

on and off matt whos 6 months or a year younger than u (idk he just gives off the vibe of being younger 😭)

on and off matt who listens to u vent about ur problems and always has the best advice for u

on and off matt who sends u cat videos saying "us?"

on and off matt who likes to spam u tiktoks of random funny things or animal videos he sees on his fyp but its never cute couple videos which makes ur bf so unique 😭

on and off matt who prefers being little spoon and being ur baby during cuddling

on and off matt who likes to ask u for a kiss after saying "lets go" humbly after getting a victory on fortnite

on and off matt who loves ur cooking and fucks that shit up LMAOOO

on and off matt who does the laundry and cleaning for u

on and off matt who takes care of u as a moody mess on ur period

"i love u please dont ever leave me"

"oh u dont want me to leave u?"

"no"

"gotcha, won't leave"

on and off matt whos always in ur comments after u post urself on instagram or tiktok

on and off matt whos always in ur photo dumps

on and off matt who's very clingy and loves ur personal space

"give me a kiss"

"matt-"

"give me a kiss"

"matt ur pissing me off"

"one kiss"

"*smooch* okay get the fuck out"

*proceeds to shimmy away*

on and off matt whos always doing something stupid around u

*tries to handstand and ends up making a picture frame fall off the wall*

"*gasp* matt-"

on and off matt whos always attached to ur hip anywhere u go (ex: shopping together as u push the cart)

*holds up a bra and acts as if hes got it on* "think these are my size?"

"matt those are d cups"

"??? no these are bras"

"no- ykw, okay!"

on and off matt who squeezes ur tits and goes "honka honka" 😭😭

on and off matt who gets jealous and petty when u tell him about all the guys who tried to get with u after u guys broke up

"oh and- *yap yap yap*"

"hm right"

"and then- *blah blah blah*"

"hm right. so u wanna know how that makes me feel?"

"what?"

"like idgaf"

on and off matt who sees it coming everytime u hit him with a "ykw? we're over"

"shi, alright, can i get a kiss before i leave tho?"

on and off matt who has patience with u and refuses to yell at u back everytime u guys argue

on and off matt who has to deal with his girl friends trying to flirt with u (tara yummy and madison beer) but he prefers it rather than some random dude doing it

on and off matt who hearts ur stories or posts even after u guys break up

on and off matt who lowkey stalks ur social media over and over after u guys break up

on and off matt whos still cool with ur parents and siblings after u guys break up

on and off matt who daps up ur dad and side hugs ur mom in front of u after u guys break up and they invited him over for dinner without being aware of it

on and off matt who helps ur younger sister with her school homework even if he kinda forgot some things he learned in school and calms her anxiety while she stresses out about it

on and off matt who yaps about superhero lore with ur younger brother and is actually so engaged in it that he forgets hes actually here for u

on and off who always has to be warned whenever u whip out ketchup in front of him 😭😭

"look away im gonna put ketchup in my plate"

*immediately freaks out and covers his entire face* "are u done?"

"yep all good :)"

*sighs in relief as if he just faced the hardest thing in the world* "man. thank u"

on and off matt who gets severe separation anxiety to the point he makes u pee with the door open while he either lays in bed waiting for u or stands in the doorway while u get lecture him about this behavior 💀

*giggles*

"😐 i'm not laughing"

on and off matt who burps in ur face despite the fact that he hates chris doing it 😭

and lastly to top it off, whatever this is...

*yapping*

"wait"

"what?"

*farts*

"bro"

YOU ARE SO CREATIVE WITH THESE I LOVE THEM

[piploopsy]

my uzername iz the zame on everything except for roblox and twitter !!

tallyho!!! you can call me phillip or pip!! (it/he/mew)

thiz iz my zouth park blog :33 ( pip and damien / dip focuzed ) my main blog iz @anglpet , though im currently more active here.. ( IF YOU'RE FOLLOWING FOR W2H I POZT ABOUT IT THERE!! )

https://angelmeat.straw.page

credit iz preferred if your gonna uze my art for anything!! (pfp/banner/editz)

i would prefer if you didnt repost my art onto other sitez but if you do pleaze credit me!! ^_^

i dont mind spam liking :3

idk if i have any dni but if you sexualize any of the sp kids you are not welcome here. even if it's aged up idgaf get off my blog.

ummm thatz all for now! maybe ill add more later

[lovely-english-rose]

im just so!!!!!++ shocked and confused and annoyed like. you largely ignore me for 10 years and then try to drag me into some bullshit drama you created entirely by yourself and hurt some dear dear friends in the process, and want to act like youre the victim in the situation? and then spend months trying to use me as an in to get back into contact with those friends when they justly cut you off, while you actively fester about the drama? and when that shit doesnt work bc i will gladly be a wall protecting my friends, you think you can lie to, gaslight, and manipulate me? and then acting holier than thou and lying even more when i call you out on your shit?

I have to laugh!!!!

but to keep harassing me about it and backpedalling so hard when you realize im not a fucking doormat and have not said a word since hitting you with the cold hard truth??? its fucking pathetic!!!! like okay, do you trying to spam notifications on every social media i never even use, idgaf. and your latest stunt unfriending me on discord to immediately send a new request? shooting yourself in the foot. removed your own access to me. play stupid games win stupid prizes.

[selfshipgushing]

HEATH PAPE CAME IN AND I GOT THE ARTBOOK!!!!!! her expressiona re so cute im goingtos scream SHES SO ADORBAKELELRLRLELLEL!!+!! look at her beta design oh my hod

AHHHHHH I JUST REALIZIED THEY COLOYRED ONE OF HER HANDS GOLD FOR HER MECHANICSL ARM IM GOING TO CRYYYY 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭💖💖💖💖💖🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🙏

p.s. -> not a romantic f/o but rather a platonic/qpp/friend f/o (the whole guild is some type of f/o to me im not normal about ymkr & i simply don't have the time to explain ^^;) BUT SUZUKA MENTION!!!!!!!

when the artbook first got announced and I saw suzuka on the front page I was spamming my friend abt it on discord and she got tired of me very very quickly ijbol

I WAS SO HAPPY TBOYGGH (suzuka rant incoming soz WITH SPOILERS but nobody gaf bc games closing in less than a month):

she used to be a really popular actor in another troupe and velvets dad (another really popular guy, velvet is the 17 year old chairman my cutie patootie whom I named myself after ((vel)) really helped him out during xes poverty days (she/xe/they non binary hc I love my wifegirlfriend) and like he died b4 suzu could pay him back SO SHE DECIDES TO WATCH OVER VELVET AND LIKE I JUST GO SO RXCITRD BC IM LIKE YESS LET HER BE HAPPY!!! SHES STRRESSED AND IS NOT PAID ENOUGH TO DEAL WITH IT!! also I think xeir sex appeal was just too much for me and I malfunctioned bc I'm like omg ure a single mom please get it together /affectionate !!! !this is not coherent I kind of lost the plot my mind Is not easy to explain but here's suzu on back cover I love single moms 🫶😹

ALSO here's her recent ayakashi card bc 1) I want you guys to see it 2) I will promote ymkr even if it's dying idgaf and 3) this card ruined my life

im sorry i talk so much I JUST GET REALLY EXCITED and nobody listens to me abt my hyperfixes and i can twll i annoy them so I have a lot to say 🤍

THANK YOU 4 HAVJNG ME OJ THIS LOVELY DAY PEACE AND LOVE EVERUONE 💖💖💖💖💖💖

— 🐰🪻 anon who's not so anon

the littol plush,,,, so cute

[chrollosbiggeststan]

i saw you asked for ideas i was thinking about a yandere chrollo ( if you don't write yandere content it's okay you can make it romantic) in a high school AU where he has a crush on the nerd classmate who don't really like him. so to get their attention he sits beside them during class; takes their stuff ; talk to them even though they don't like it. and when his friends are just done with his love sick ass; he in the other hand develops such a severe obsession that he starts to stalk the reader around. steal their clothes and stuff and you know my boy chrollo is a helpless romantic so expect flowers and dark romantic poems on their pillow when they come back home. he even steals her perfume brand and buys it so he can put it on his pillow and clothes. of cores the reader are not stupid they know someone was following them around and they find out eventually that it him. the thing about the reader is that they are your typical i don't really give a single fuck i have more important stuff to worry about; your love sick ass doesn't bother me and that how he finds himself in the weirdest relationship ever. with him being a softy love sick for them and them just accepting his presence around them.

i wish this will get your attention and that writing this will only bring you joy. i wish you a great day and stay hydrated ❤

here is act boy chrollo to make your day babay

Wow that’s such a cute photo 🤭🤭 I’ll get to everyone slowly don’t worry y’all I had so many spam me up😭😭😭 the HxH really thirsty 🤪🤣

Tysm you cutie patootie🥺 (this so satire I don’t act like this believe me💀)

Obsessive chrollo x *idgaf type reader!



WARNINGS!!!!

Obsessive behavior, stalking, cussing but that ant bad, thoughts of kidnapping, he has freaky thoughts about you, steals your stuff, breaking into your home.

That’s really it good luck!!

Chrollo had been seeing you around class.. you had caught his eye, all the other girls normally flock around him but you seem to stuck in your study’s to care about him.. or Any boys, he would often see boys walk up to you and you walk pass then like they are simple not there. Chrollo likes an challenge though.

*your pov*

I was siting down in the middle row of the class fidgeting with my pencil bored asf.. “hey ——— how have you been? Winter break was extremely long this year.. i don’t know how I went that long without seeming your face.” Oh great he’s here.. “oh hey chrollo.. class is about to start go sit down or somthing?” I question him.. he’s standing right in my so I can’t see the front of the class. “Of course I’ll sit, we’ll it seems the seat in front of you in not taken I’ll take that!” Before I can say anything he takes his seat and jate the boy who normal sits In front of me jsut stares at me.. like into my soul….. sorry dude can’t really stop him he’s in his own world. Jate sits in the back row.

Class begins and I swear chrollos big ass head was in my way… I tap his shoulder “hey could you move over a little bit I can’t see?”

Chrollo laughs a little “I’ll move but only if you agree to hang out with me after school.. “yeah as if..” i roll my eyes. Class ends and I’m getting up going to grab my pencil and seeing that it’s missing.. I look around and see if it fell on the floor. “It must of fell on the floor and someone thought it was free grabs.” Ugh broke ass kids can’t even get a pencil..

*chrollos pov*

“Ready to see it guys?” I say happily, “chrollo I swear if you flash us somthing…” machi sighs “nope it’s somthing even better…” phinks eyes light up “you got sent nudes didn’t you?” Phinks questions jokein. “NOPE! I got ——— pencil!” There face drops…. “You what?” They all say “chrollo your joking? This is why you called us here?” “Chrollo your getting a little crazy about her don’t you think?” They all are dumbfounded why was chrollo so obsessed with this girl? Sure she’s super pretty but she’s quiet an- “and she will be mine” chrollos energy around him changes “yeah we will just leave you alone for know..”

The group do chrollos friends leave him alone at the outside table leaving him alone with his thoughts about you… and what he will do to you when your his..

*your pov*

I Walk inside of my apartment, my mom is a nurse and works 18 hour shifts all day every day. It’s a little chilly inside my room but that’s how I like it. 60 c is the best way to keep it (amen cold better then hot)

I Take a shower change and spray my favorite perfume. All around my room. I spray it into my fan so it can be free.. I love it sm it has to be everywhere I love it smm!!!!!!

I Walk to my bed and pull my covers around me and pass Df out.

The window to her room opens slowly and a dark figure walks into her room taking a deep breath in, “wow smells just like her” chrollo takes a second to look around before he tip toes around her room stealing some of her shorts, shirt, shit even socks and underwear,

Before getting to your perfume.. he snatched that up to before quickly making a run for it and jumping out your window… and running back to his house… 3 miles away… holding all your stuff and a bag.. like a little theif..

*the next day*

You wake up to a mess around your room.. you get a little bit crazy and night so you really didn’t think anything of it to be fear.

*at school*

Chrollo was not here today.. we’re could he have gone??

*chrollos pov*

I was at the strip mall looking around for a luxury perfume store, found it.. I walk into the store showing the person at the counter what I wanted.. and what I needed.. I missed school today for this but It will be worth it… I get the purfume and walk out the store.. time to walk all the way home….

*your pov*

You get home and pass out.. chrollo missed a super big test today and is going to have to use his free day tm to redo it.. thank goodness I won’t have to deal with him..

*next day*

I Walk into school. I found my perfume last night it went missing the other day but it was just on the left side of my dresser.. suprise do didn’t See honestly, I walk up to my locker and smell somthing.. that’s my- I see chrollo…? And he’s..? USING MY PERFUME SAME BRAND AND BOTTLE?! I walk up to him and stare into his soul.. “chrollo what is this??

Chrollo looks up at her “me showing my love for you.. your scent all over me so all the girls know I’m yours”

OK THATS THE END LOVE YALL ILL TRY UPLOADING TM LOVE YA🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶

[daddyd0nt]

Tone-policing a woman of color and calling her "sis"? Then bragging about writing about a girl SAing her disabled brother babe that is not a flex that is something you should keep to yourself what crack are you smoking?

No crack, just good ol adderall.

And I had no idea she was a WOC I don't profile-snoop on assholes who condescend me because once you are rude to me idgaf who you are and what you have to say. You don't get to disrespect me and I don't take homework assignments from internet strangers. She then proceeded to talk in circles for 5 hours while claiming she didnt have the energy to preform the "emotional labor" to explain her argument while simultaneously getting nasty at me for not understanding it and spam-commenting my video, only to FINALLY tag me in a video explaining her point which I watched even though she was rude to me because I genuinely wanted to learn, and it turns out it was a misunderstanding about some of the vocabulary used and I actually agreed with her.

And not only am I not keeping it to myself, but my novel is hopefully going to be published by the end of June and I plan on personally hunting you down and forcing you to read that scene A Clockwork Orange style <3

[gunslinginnhogtyin]

GET TO KNOW THE ADMIN

NAME: I just go by Dee online!

PRONOUNS: they/them, professional thembo all the way

PREFERRED COMMS: tumblr IM & discord are the best places to reach out to me! 8)

NAME OF MUSE: Butch

EXPERIENCE IN RP: I’ve been role playing since I was 16, I am 27 now… that’s alot of years! Let me do the math…. Mmmmm that’s 12 years! 12+ considering my birthday is in a couple of months!

BEST EXPERIENCES: man, I’ve been on tumblr since 2012,,, I’ve had so many muses and so many good experiences, I can’t really think of any atm but I’ve always had fun being here! This is actually my first time rping an OC of mine as I was far too self conscious back then to even attempt it.

PET PEEVES/DEAL BREAKERS: pestering for replies, getting angry at me due to the time it takes to reply/spamming. I’ve got a life outside of the rpc, I love being around, writing, and the fact that people enjoy writing with me but my interest dwindles and my activity tends to be sporadic based off of how I’m feeling. God modding is also annoying af, I’ve had my fair share of run in’s with people who do that. Also vaguing and starting drama about other people in the rpc, like I’m here to have fun. If someone wants drama, take it to your own day to day life, not here

MUSE PREFERENCE (FLUFF, ANGST, SMUT): ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING!!! I usually prefer chemistry between our muses first before doing anything smut/fluff related ofc but everything else, I’m all for! No need for a go ahead but feel free to reach out if it makes you more comfortable!

PLOT OR MEMES: BOTH. ANY. ALL. Any means of interacting, I just go with the flow. I’m not really uptight about interactions, you can reply to anything, drop an ask in my ask box, comment on art or posts, ic or ooc, I will not be bothered in the slightest! Same goes for continuing interactions. I never ever mind!

LONG OR SHORT REPLIES: Either or! I’m a slut for writing long replies, though I never expect anyone to match my length. I like making it make sense for ME… and if for some reason something doesn’t make sense to you, please reach out to me for clarification!

BEST TIME TO WRITE: anytime! I write at work and I write at home! I write while I’m out with friends, idgaf. If I’m struck with inspiration, I am most certainly writing or at the very least working on drafts or doing art.

ARE YOU LIKE YOUR MUSE?: Well we’re both short, annoying, and never stop talking lmao more alike than I thought we would be anyway. Take that for what you will.

TAGGING: YOU!!