#spaghetti western au

[iammistressofmyfate]

Rating: Explicit

Relationships: Ronan Lynch/Adam Parrish

Tags: Alternative Universe - Cowboys, Spaghetti Western, Cowboy Ronan, Gravedigger Adam, Ronan Lynch Loves Adam Parrish, Adam Parrish Loves Ronan Lynch, Anal Sex, Anal Fingering, Rimming, Top Adam Parrish, Bottom Ronan Lynch, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot

Summary: Ronan awaits Adam at his ranch, looking forward to spending the weekend with Adam, and surprising him with a sexy idea he had.

-or-

The fic where Ronan wears chaps during sex.

Excerpt:

Ronan stood on the front porch of the farmhouse that sat on his family’s ranch. The sun was slowly inching lower in the sky, casting shadows over the dusty drive that led up to the stoop, but Ronan paid it no mind. He was waiting, watching the road. 

It was getting late, later than he was anticipating. He supposed that Adam could have gotten caught up at the church, or the shop. He was usually pretty prompt when it came to their… arrangement , but Ronan supposed he could also be getting in his own head. Making up all sorts of reasons for Adam being late, when it was probably nothing.

He’d been looking forward to seeing Adam all week. They’d seen one another in passing in town a few times, and for a brief dalliance behind Nino’s (the only saloon in town), but it just wasn’t the same. Ronan didn’t like fleeting moments of contact. They’d been seeing one another for almost eight months and Ronan liked Adam’s presence on the ranch. 

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For @unknowablecore, thank you for trusting me! 🥰🥰

[anartisticalniche]

Virtual Western Love is NOT abandonned btw, so have an old doodle (yes again...) of the cowboys making out x3

[b-r-i-n-g-x]

Got this random idea of Smg4 but replace Meggy with Desti

And so i grabbed gmod and reanimated a scene from Western Spagetti

[isabel-ov-o]

𝐁𝐨𝐦𝐠𝟏! ✨💖

➤Tambien quise dibujarlos pero en mi AU de Western Spaghetti :>✨

➤I also wanted to draw them but in my Western Spaghetti AU :>✨

Mucho Bob x Smg1 jijiji 😉(tengo más dibujos pero de mi AU)

[devil-child-robin]

Welp found out someone made a Western Au already but I still wanted to doodle a western Peppino. So doodled this really quickly cause I needed it on paper.

[dreamteamredstinger]

Some talk between the showman and the Outlaw

Wren isn't very proud of his time in western spaghetti. especially when he realizes... he hurt the only person who cared about him

[peach-moths]

vaquero mikey..............

[barefootfriar]

yeehaw

[gachawolfiebloom]

SMG4 Simulacra

Still continuing the series with the next installment in the saga, western spaghetti.

Imagine if Mr Puzzles was like…

I am you Wren and you are I

we will never be separated

[bear-boi-5]

Helper

Finally got off my ass and made Axol

Shared ownership of Break the Cycle with @tophatwearingidiot :3

[namor-shuri]

"𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚌𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚒𝚝 𝚛𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚗𝚐𝚎. 𝙸 𝚌𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚒𝚝 𝚛𝚎𝚝𝚞𝚛𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚏𝚊𝚟𝚘𝚛."

"𝚁𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚢 𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚊𝚛𝚎, 𝚋𝚘𝚜𝚜." x

[supern0vashii]

im gonna dump so much au lore OH MY GOD

okay ive been cooking up a little SOMETHING

BASICALLY A 50 FOLLOWER SPECIAL 💥💥

rubs hands deviously /j

SMG4 SHOWTIME AU!!

SMALL HEADS-UP: MOST OF THE AU SURROUNDS AROUND MY OC'S (ST4RSTRUCK, CALLED STAR IN THIS AU) LORE

MAIN STORY:

CW: BRAINWASHING / GORE

( i don't know if its heavy gore but there's some headcutting here so yeah )

its really long 💔💔 its basically a fic idk

This all started when Mr. Puzzles had finally taken the SMG4 cast and brainwashed / forcing them so they can participate in his goofy cartoon TV parodies.

As he released more content for his company, he realized that SMG4 and his crew weren't going to be enough to hit his beloved five star rating.

That same day, he received a text from his daughter, Star. She had asked him if they could meet up, since they haven't seen each other in almost two decades.

After the two had their father-daughter chit-chat, Star mentions that she got the main part in a musical that was happening in a few hours. Intrigued, and happy to be there for his daughter, Mr. Puzzles decided to go to said musical.

That's when Star's talent was truly shown, and the idea clicked so fast in Mr. Puzzles's mind it would have made his head spin.

"Why force a group of amateurs to do something when you have your own star right in front of you?"

That same night, after the event, Mr. Puzzles asked Star if she wanted to work for her as the star in his entertainment company, Puzzlevision.

Star declined, with the reason that she wanted to finish college before she did anything big.

Mr. Puzzles was furious. Not furious at the fact that Star didn't accept, but furious at the fact that he won't be able to get those precious five stars.

Mr. Puzzles thought, why even ask when I can make her participate unwillingly?

With that, Mr. Puzzles brainwashed Star and forced her to become the singing and dancing mascot of Puzzlevision.

But something was wrong. The way she looked, her appearance.. It didn't fit the company's vision at all. Mr. Puzzles thought of an extremely gorey solution to make sure Star fits in with the rest like a puzzle piece.

HE CUT OFF HER FACE AND PUT A TV IN ITS PLACE.

But he wanted Star to be happy in his little circle of entertainment hell. So Mr. Puzzles kidnapped and also brainwashed Star's friends SMG6 and Amber. Mr. Puzzles erased Amber's memories, and the well-being and status of SMG6 is currently unknown to the public eye.

As for the SMG4 crew, they're still stuck in Puzzlevision.

EXCEPT FOR FOUR.

And thanks to Star, Mr. Puzzles had finally gotten his precious five stars.

SMG3, Boopkins, and Luigi escaped Puzzlevision somehow. And thank God that Mr. Puzzles hasn't noticed yet. Mr. Puzzles has taken notice of Melony and has brainwashed her as well. As for Saiko, she stays with 3, Luigi, and Boopkins.

SMG4 STATUS AND INFO:

SMG4: Mr. Puzzles decided to keep SMG4 in his perfect video craze. He's much easier to control that way. The difference between the normal SMG4 and SHOWTIME!SMG4 is that he is way more aggressive and has a light-blue scarf with stars, and star earrings. Both whom he acquired from Star. SMG4 has a necklace with a puzzle charm on it, just like Star, Mario, and Amber do. I wonder what that's about.

MEGGY: Meggy is still stuck in the Western Spagetthi Simulation with Tari and One Shot Wren. Like ever since she has arrived in the simulation, Meggy has been being shot repeatedly by her "idol." Meggy has begged Mr. Puzzles for mercy many times, she had eventually found out that he was the one behind the simulation all along. She has seen Star make a few cameos in Western Spagetthi due to her popularity throughout Puzzlevision. Meggy does not wear a puzzle-charmed necklace.

TARI: Like Meggy, she stays in the Western Spagetthi Simulation. She is attempting to make a small safe spot where the two can talk to each other and relax. But that hasn't been easy since Clench has been malfunctioning lately. It's terrifying having to watch your best friend, and coach, be shot and die in front of you over and over again. The emotion was just so raw. Tari does not wear a puzzle-charmed necklace.

MARIO: Mr. Puzzles despises Mario. He keeps Mario on full lockdown (completely brainwashed, and locked in a room) when he isn't on air. When Mario is on air, he usually does his goofy shenanigans, since he is completely oblivious to what's going on. Mario is kinda sad that SMG4 won't talk to him. Mario sometimes flirts with Star as a joke. Like he always does when they're paired together for a scene. Star is just confused. Mario wears a puzzle-charmed necklace.

BOB: Bob can mostly be seen in the comedy scenes, he's not too popular in the Puzzlevision community. Like Mario, Bob is completely oblivious to the crew being brainwashed. He asked SMG4 if he was on crack when 4 asked him if he remembered anything before Mario's Mysteries. Bob does wonder where Boopkins is though. Bob does not wear a puzzle-charmed necklace.

MELONY: The only reason Mr. Puzzles brainwashed Melony is because of how powerful she is. A deity that could foil his plan in seconds cannot do! All Melony really does is sleep in the Western Spagetthi Simulation. Melony does not wear a puzzle-charmed necklace.

STAR: Star isn't doing too well. She had most recently found out of her father's true intentions. And she is mad. But, sadly, there is nothing she can do about it since Mr. Puzzles has eyes everywhere. Her relationship between her and SMG4 is complicated. She has tried contacting him and telling him what he doing isn't healthy. Yet he continues to work on his computer all the time. Star is worried for SMG4. Star has tried contacting anyone outside of Puzzlevision, she has reached someone outside once, but they didn't respond in time. Before 3 escaped, she gave him her star necklace so he can remember her when he, Saiko, Boopkins, and Luigi break the crew out of Puzzlevision. Star wears a puzzle-charmed necklace.

AMBER: Amber works for Mr. Puzzles, since she doesn't remember anything before waking up and being sat down in a vacant office. Except for the fact that Mr. Puzzles was sitting at the other side of the table, telling her that she worked here. Amber feels a familiar feeling when she is near Star. She's not sure why though, she's never seen her before. Right? Amber writes scripts for Mr. Puzzles's cartoon parodies. And is one of the best workers in Puzzlevision. After Star, of course. Amber wears a puzzle-charmed necklace.

SMG6: N/A

AHHHH THAT'S IT

my fingers hurt KDJFKFKFKFK

Taglist (VOID THIS 🙏🙏): @3nvymist @cudiess @bookofwhimsy

[anartisticalniche]

hey wake up new fic dropped-

gay cowboys au where they date and marry in the simulation but they dont remember it after-

thanks for @ominus-potatominous-potato for inspiring me with their gay cowboys oneshot-

also @shygirl4991 for helping me find a title

[b-r-i-n-g-x]

Making Sv34 aus >>>>>>>>

Dhdhdh what can i say, i love my boyos, I love putting them in different universes

This literally we cooked it up with shay as we were watching Friends series (don't ask how that happened)

Long story short, bandit 4 and saloonboy 3, sv4 became a bandit to keep his sick sister Becky alive and sv3 loves the lifestyle he follows since his life is boring

I probably will do more gmod stuff about it

[askthesmg4apprenticeshipau]

(from @asksmg4avatarpeachau)

Apricot: Well Mr Puzzles, I have a lot of reasons to not like you. For starters, you hurt and tortured the SMG4 crew by forcing them to be your pawns in that silly little 'Puzzlevision' or whatever arc.

Apricot: You were involved in Meggy's trauma involving One Shot Wren in 'Western Spaghetti' (and also Tari's trauma from that incident too I guess).

Apricot: You also were involved with the Perfect Incident in which you tortured Four with the idea of 'perfection'

Apricot: So basically your a horrible corrupt person and no matter what you do, you can never be forgiven for your actions. Well maybe by your fangirls or whatever but they're just weird so ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

Apricot: Luckily you aren't canonical Mr Puzzles so I don't hate you really, you just are a bad person who should be punished for you actions. No hard feelings though 😉 :D. It's just the truth.

Puzzles: The truth? Heh...

Puzzles: Alright. You want to hear my side of the truth here?

Puzzles: I am haunted by what I did to my friends every single day! I am constantly worried that they'll just decided to leave me behind because of what I did! And I wouldn't blame them for it!

Puzzles: If I could go back and change how things were I would.

Puzzles: Because the whole Puzzlevision thing was horrible! And yes, SMG4 was right to despise me when he first found out I was living in SMG5 and SMG6's clubhouse! I was just unaware of it at the time!

Puzzles: But I have changed from that. My friends help me of their own accord. I write actual scripts, and you know the best part? They ad lib parts of the script. Sometimes the bloopers are better than what was originally planned to happen.

Puzzles: As for Western Spaghetti, I am very aware of the affect it had on Meggy. How she too forgave me, I'll never know. I aapologized profusely for what happened! And I still feel bad about it! She's stopped wearing her gear she received from him recently. We all pitched in and made her a beanie to replace it for her birthday, as well as new goggles and headphones. She... really liked it. We all hugged her and she cried about how happy she was with the gift.

Puzzles: And... that... how do you think I feel about what I did then? Especially knowing that it had lasting effects that not only affects both SMG4s, but also SMG6. And to think I ever tried to shift the blame to 4...

Puzzles: Seeing those scars is a painful reminder of what I did and how I affected my family...

Puzzles: And I have nightmares of relapsing... turning on them again in hope of overpowering them, and... I wake up feeling so guilty... because that part of me... it's still there... deep down...

Puzzles: Is that what you wanted to hear Apricot? Is this what you wanted? My despair? Because I have enough of it to go around! Why not have a piece, right?!

[unproduciblesmackdown]

bloodsong of oh shit....oh fuck