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I have to survive these horrible switchback mountain passes so I can go back to plotting scenes for the ‘first hit’s free’ sequel that I’m definitely not writing
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I once spent a little over $1000 on an emergency vet trip for this little idiot because he was throwing up little droplets of blood, only to find out that his tummy was upset because he was eating too much cat grass, so he threw up—but then, his tummy was upset because he threw up, so he ate more cat grass about it. But then his tummy was upset from eating more cat grass about it—
And so on, and so forth, until his stomach lining got so irritated that it started to bleed. Did he stop eating cat grass? No.
So in the end he was totally fine, but now he can’t be allowed near any living plant no matter if it’s “cat safe” or not because he will go full Kirby and make himself sick.
#space captain’s log#and there is NOTHING in this world that Jeff craves as much as he craves ANY PLANT#thusly all my plants are fake#all my other pets veterinary emergencies have always been legitimate and all of Jeff’s have always been incredibly stupid
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I just heard someone referred to spock and Kirk as Bert and Ernie coded and they are SO right
#star trek#space husbands#spirk#bert and ernie#queer characters#star trek tos#star trek aos#james t kirk#spock#captain kirk#gay#queer#captains peraonal log
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little to no discussion/representation of the supremely rare variety of foundational, lifelong friendship in star trek that is only and actually realized in the form of jake and nog. their timid approach of one another from opposite sides of the quadrant's cultural spectrum. their original animosity giving way to their fervent defense of one another to close minded parents; their prejudices transformed into solidarity with the same degree of vehemence. their gradual understanding of one another as individuals, rather than as archetypes of a species they'd been raised to detest. the slow, steady movement of nog's system of values to an understanding of the purpose of life as one he can share with jake... jake, on the brink of his best friend leaving him, saying he realized they'd done nothing together for years, just been with one another for endless, sunless hours on the promenade, playing dom-jot and watching bajoran transport ships dock.
the two of them growing taller and into bigger sizes of shoes, trying out new styles of clothes from garak's clothiers. doing the dishes in their new quarters, and learning how to pick up after one another. drinking rootbeer from chewed straws and thinking it was mundane, all the while—unbeknownst to both of them—doing the slow, quiet business of growing up.
#i can't explain... the state that i'm in... the state of my heart... he was my best friend.#captain's log#edit: see my jake/nog art as visual representations of my thesis:#https://el-im.tumblr.com/post/681242561413890048/asmr-the-two-worst-players-on-the-station-try-to#https://el-im.tumblr.com/post/630830243897344000/inktober-2020-deep-space-nine-edition-day
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having genuine chest pains thinking about kiriona asking "do you love her?" because she just wants to know if harrow is alive. and if harrow's frozen girl loves her back. because even though she has teeth now where her heart should be as long as harrow is safe and has what she wanted thats all that matters to her
#thats why the end of ntn made me wanna bang my head against the wall#alecto pledging herself to harrow is the last straw#bc now eldritch monster barbie is encroaching on the only space gideon thinks she was allowed to carve out for herself in harrow's life#and gideon has been clinging to it for so long the cav title now has claw marks in it#ntn#nona the ninth spoilers#tlt#captain's log#griddlehark#if i think abt them for more than five seconds ill start crying#the locked tomb
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🙄 you fuck one eldritch monster after having loudly and vehemently declared that you are not, in fact, a monster fucker, and look what happens��
My friend fucked the illuthid and didn’t think to tell me, the resident monsterfucker, about it, so guess what I’ve decided to draw all October
#ilu please doodle all the lovely monsters you want l#I’m (probably) not going to fuck any of them#space captain’s log
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klowns on the brain...
#killer klowns from outer space#killer klowns#kkfos#kkfos jumbo#kkfos rudy#kkfos chubby#kkfos spikey#kkfos shorty#80s movies#80s horror#fanart#clowncore#digital art#artists on tumblr#my art#captain's log. stardate: armageddon
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Graduating art school and moving back home with my parents means I am experiencing a SEVERE deficiency of cool dykes and trans people to hang out with
#talking to my friends online just isn’t the same#I need to meet new queer people not just the same customers every day at work#all I do is work and basically no social stuff here too#cause it sucks to drive here during the tourist season#and I don’t want to spend money..#where are the third spaces#captain’s log
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30 pounds of books babey lets go!!!
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I had my first thought about ISWM in awhile and it was about the captain being totally down with jumping old man mark’s bones
#dont make me whip out the timeline chart i never posted from 2022#they are in love at EVERY AGE#old man mark#captaineer#iswm#in space with markiplier#captain’s log
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Can’t believe some of the people whining the loudest about the Acolyte are the same people claiming they want more Old Republic stories
You lost your mind over the IMPLICATION of “maybe the Jedi get things wrong and make mistakes and those have consequences” but then turn around and say you want REVAN???
MISTER “JEDI CIVIL WAR” HIMSELF??? That Revan??? “If I have to burn the Republic to ash to save it, I will” Revan??? Turned to the Dark Side not out of greed or anger or pride but because he felt it was a sacrifice he had to make to save the galaxy from something worse??
I don’t think so.
#space captain’s log#don’t mind me I’m just yapping#although they would probably be fine with it when HE did it because they would probably cast a white dude#huh who said that?
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read cdf and join our server cause we're hilarious.
#doubled the pic for spacing#fucking wild that the author promotes this server on his twt like im sorry dude#meanwhile this is what we're up to#captain's log#cirque du freak
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Its k/s day! Ever been like wow amok time is so gay dis they do that on purpose?? I just did a semi deep dive and I want to talk about specifically theodore sturgeon, the original writer of amok time.
So theodore sturgeon is a famous sci-fi writer, but I want to talk about one short story he did called "The World Well Lost". Short version is its about 2 male space explorers who realize theyre in love. This story was controversial, his publisher rejected it AND sent out letters to OTHER publishers urging them to reject it without reading because of its positive portrayal of homosexuality. (He wrote another story too but this is the important one)
Heres a brief description of its two main characters.
"Rootes is the Captain of the team. He is an arrogant, loquacious womanizer. Grunty serves under the Captain. He is a hulking, taciturn poet, so-named because he grunts rather than speaks. Despite their radically different personalities, the two friends are famed in space travel circles for their teamwork and efficiency. They refuse to travel with any other spacers."
So we have a brash captain and their intellectual strong man first officer. Sounds REAL familiar dont it. It's not a 1 to 1, but there's definitely similarities there, and this was written about 15 years before star trek.
So theodore sturgeon is known for sympathetic queer characters in sci fi, cool. I also find it HILARIOUS that there's ONE other episode of star trek he's written
SHORE LEAVE
Ya know
The one with the back rub scene
He didn't just give birth to slash fan fiction, he's been doing it for years
#if you have anything else to add please do#i couldnt find any interviews of him talking about amok time#but i did find a couple of him talking about writing homosexuality and censorship#i also have a lot of other fun facts about this episode i found but i tried to keep this spirky#star trek#spirk#spock#jim kirk#k/s day#k/s#kirk/spock#space husbands#captains personal log#star trek tos#amok time#theodore sturgeon#also i assumed hed be gay/bi but i havent really found anything#not that that means a lot but#sci fi
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anxiety is a hell of a drug cause its like “oh goodness I hope this 7-11 employee won’t be mad at me for paying with cash…” like this person working nights at a convenience store is gonna give a shit what kind of legal tender I pay with
#captain’s own#dumb bitch hours#personal logs#it was midnight and I was sober and polite which probably isn’t gonna happen much longer#shit there was a guy sitting in his car in the lil parking space trying to talk to me about alcohol?#idk maybe he was trying to cat call me or something I am too autistic and exhausted to do anything other than roll my eyes
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Something about this interaction between Harry & Janeway - specifically Janeway but it's notable that Harry's the one listening because I think, say, Chakotay or B'Elanna might push back against the idolization of this 'it was different back in those days' way of thinking.
#Get the Tranq she's 'Good Old Boys'-ing!#never beating the Starfleet stooge accusations#which I think should have been brought up more between her and Chakotay#instead of just making Chakotay like Starfleet again so they can be together#the Tuvok/Chakotay/Janeway command trio should have been like#Janeway: I love Starfleet in an uncomplicated way and though it's painful sometimes I believe following code is the only way to proceed#Tuvok: I agree with the captain and this makes her believe in her decisions more - though I would attempt to obey her commands even if they#weren't regulation.#<- Janeway doesn't want to examine this#Chakotay: I hate Starfleet because of very valid reasons and I don't think following orders and codes from superiors is the best thing#in every situation. I want everyone here to examine their biases which cannot necessarily be done if biases are written into the#codes. We aren't in Starfleet space. We might have to adapt.#but it's nowhere near that nuanced bc you know. Starfleet Good. Starfleet Good. Starfleet Good. Maquis Bad. Maquis Bad. Maquis Bad.#Or you know: 'Maquis doing this the WROOONG way...violence isn't the answer :(' maybe violence is the answer sometimes.#when it's the only language the people in power understand.#maybe 'let's talk about this' is an insidious military tactic sometimes actually#Also Harry immediately going from 'They falsified logs?' to 'I always wondered it'd be like back then...~'#He and Janeway................Him and Janeway are!!! AGH#People think Harry's way too timid. They think this because he's asian and an ensign so they make him timid & obedient#But he's very willing to break or bend the rules - he's willing to fight he likes action and adventure and he's very similar to Janeway#where they'll both die and go to hell and come back just to save their crew - their friends - their family
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Olimar vs. Captialism
#pikmin#pikmin 4#captain Olimar#treasure log#lore#Hocotate president#capitalism#unpaid overtime?#ew#at the end of the day olimar’s just a salaryman in space
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