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CAUSE I'M A PUNKROCKER YES I AM!
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milord, the knightly order is questioning again whether your selective enlisting of a roundtable comprised of just emotionally stunted haggard women with dog motifs and no self preservation was fuelled by a tactical need, or perhaps [checks parchment] yes, as they put it, himejoshing out
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in honor of phineas and ferb coming back can you imagine being a disney investor in the early 2000s watching some guys' storyboard pitch and you're like "oh this seems funny and cute but also relatively normal for a children's television show" and then this happens without warning
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she's a hero. she should dump her west brit "friends" and become friends with me instead
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Life abides no reason—For none are born by their own consent. Death abides no reason—For it cannot be defied. Time abides no reason—For it deprives us all equally. Space abides no reason—The...
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do you pose hypotheticals that involve you in mortal danger to your loved ones or are you normal
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When I was a baby, I noticed patterns in the noises grown-ups used to communicate. One of those patterns was two sets of words used to refer to two groups of people. I learned that you used boy words to talk about boy-shaped people and girl words to talk about girl-shaped people.
As I grew older, I eventually learned that those patterns were kinda bullshit. Consciously, I know better. But that part of my brain isn't gone.
Back in 2018, when I first played Tony Fox's "survey program," the pattern-recognizing baby in my brain noticed that Kris was boy-shaped before anyone used a pronoun for them. Once people started talking about Kris with third-person pronouns, I noticed the they/thems and realized the pattern-recognizing baby was wrong. But it was too late.
When I think or write about Kris Dreemurr, my conscious mind usually wins. But sometimes, when I'm tired or distracted or unfocused, the pattern-recognizing baby slips in and I he/him them. When I'm posting about them, I usually catch any he/hims before finishing the post. But not always. And that's frustrating.
And it's not just Kris. Kris has been the main reason I'm annoyed at the pattern-recognizing baby this month, but they're not unique. I'm sick of it.
Why can't I control my own stupid useless brain? Why is wanting to they/them someone not enough to make me they/them them?? It shoudl be so easy! Why isn't it???
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“…And Stay Down!” Charles Keegan 1998
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Marvel Swimsuit Special: Friends, Foes, & Rivals #1 (2025)
written by Tim Seeley & Tony Fleecs art by Nick Bradshaw & Rachelle Rosenberg
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Capitalism creates scarcity and cruelty.
China has hundreds of bullet trains, thousands of wind farms, and solar/EV dominance.
The US has measle outbreaks and Oval Office stock manipulation as MAGA attacks the best and brightest.
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Another Kremlin policy to kill Americans put in place by MAGA traitors.
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The best photo I took at Dashcon 2
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Something I need to be reminded of often. Yes, I'm very lazy and also have executive problems up the wazoo (the difference? laziness is fun), but the cultural expectation of being productive every waking moment isn't healthy either. And the business of feeding ourselves is especially fraught these days.
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Is Goncharov a real movie?
Watch the season finale of Um, Actually on Dropout!
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