#sp incorrect quotes

[afandomroom]

Fletcher: So... what’s goin’ on? Valkyrie: You want the long version or the short version? Fletcher, hesitantly: The short one, I guess? Valkyrie: Shit’s fucked. Fletcher: Oh. Well, yeah, that’s definitely not an optimal situation.

[rock-crusher]

Remus Crux: I've connected the two dots

China: You didn't connect shit

Remus: I've connected them

[blub-blub-bish]

Stan: Dating me is so easy, because you never have to worry about me cheating

Stan: But, you do have to worry about me killing myself

Craig: Babe-

[c4tb0y0]

Craig: so tell me why you can't sleep at night?

Tweek shaking: does Mike wazowski wink or blink?

[the-moons-ace-card]

Kenny: Write “Nothing is set in stone” on my grave as both a witty pun and a subtle warning that I’ll be back

[randomfuckinglesbian]

Creek post covid

Tweek: "FINE! You're sleeping on the couch tonight!"

Craig: "Fine Then!"

*1 am at night*

Craig: *wakes up randomly*

Tweek: *Wanted cuddles so is laying on Craig, asleep*

Love these two♥️

[scionofguineverependragon]

[incorrect-catg]

Craig: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives.

Tweek: I wake up at 4:30 AM every day

Craig: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives.

[southparkhcsocs]

it's shit post sunday gang

[silver--scar]

candy pretty pretty please?

I certainly can't get behind Candy as a ship (I mean for Christ's sake the only two I can see work was Heartman before Cartman reverted his ways and Yenman) BUT I still drew this because I can and also I enjoy whenever the two are on screen because that means shenanigans is about to happen >:]

[sotaiewe]

Staig incorrect quote #9 💙❤

[overheardinsouthpark]

The Style Compilation

Stan: Do you want to play 20 Questions? Kyle: Sure! Kyle: Whats your favorite color? Stan, laser fucking focused: Triangle. Do you like men? ------------------------------- Kyle: I have an awesome gaydar! I can tell if a person is gay or not just with a glance. Craig: Stan has been in love with you for years Kyle:…He what? ------------------------------- Kyle: That's ridiculous, Stan doesn't have a crush on me. Butters: Yes he does. Kenny: Yes he does. Stan: Yes I do.

[incorrectbackgroundspkidsquotes]

Tolkien: And this is Craig! Craig loves his personal space.

Tweek: *walks into the room and hugs Craig tightly*

Tolkien: This is Tweek. Tweek also loves Craig's personal space.

[blub-blub-bish]

The McCormick siblings dynamic

[incorrect-niche-quotes]

Valkyrie: What are you doing?

Never: You texted me and said Omen got hurt, so I brought a watermelon.

Valkyrie: Why?

Never: Omen loves watermelons.

Omen: [crying and hugging the watermelon]

[jewbeloved]

Tweek: Welcome-GAH! to Tweak Bros. coffee... How may I-ACK! help you?

Reader: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhuhhhhhhhhhhhh

Tweek and the others: ......

Reader: A burger.

*Craig, Token, Clyde Laughing hysterically*

Tweek: Wha-???

Tweek: We don't sell burgers here!

Reader: Then why is there a burger king near this coffee shop then?

*Tweek looking at the burger king while his jaw dropped to the floor*

Reader: Now gimme my coffee burger.

*Craig, Token, Clyde continuing to die from laughter*

Tweek: