#sp hot takes

[weezermarsh]

I swear I hope when people look through my blog they don't immediately go "o nahhh this mf ships kyman ima leave his ass alone💀💀"

like okay dude ... you may not like kyman but it's only a SHIP , it doesn't define me and it really isn't that deep, some people can have opinions, some people can like ships some people won't and that's just how a fandom is though

it sucks though cause this fandom is so stupid at times. really , sending someone death threats because they ship a ship YOU don't like which isn't even problematic.. is insane (I'm talking about most ships, not just kyman rn)

if you're that immature, then seriously don't even try interacting with me. I'm saying it outloud and I'm saying it once, I'm a multishipper and I LOVE rarepairs. if you have a problem with that go fuck yourself dude, noone needs your negativity

I used to hate kyman too and alot of other ships too, but then I bloomed../j ... we all warm up to it sometimes, and if you don't, then you're just idk crazy if you're that mad over a ship lmao

seriously not that deep u guys!!

[fennecfiree]

People get really mad at this for some reason and I say this as someone who doesn’t like shipping cartman with anyone and sees him as aroace but Kyman isn’t even that bad, people act like it’s the worst ship to ever come out of any fan base when it’s literally just enemies to lovers, which last I checked what a very popular ship dynamic

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And whenever I ask a kyman hater why they hate it so much they just say "they hate eachother" like bro 😭 I understand that could be a reason for YOU not liking it, but commenting fucking stupid shit on kyman posts when you hate it is so stupid. Just ignore it. And I also see these things in Candy, buttman, and other posts with Cartman being shipped. Just because Cartman is kinda an asshole doesn't mean people can't ship them, and if they do there a "comshipper" and it's so funny because half the time they say "kyman shippers are so toxic" when They're the ones fucking commenting "kys" or some other stupid shit on kyman posts. Most of the time kyman shippers are some of the most NON toxic shippers in this fandom. And to me, kyman is definitely one of the most canon south park ships (other than yknow, the canon one) there's so much fucking evidence towards at least Cartman having a crush on Kyle.

Srry I rlly wanted to rant Abt that,,, also aroace Cartman is so real

[some-pers0n]

Gonna be honest I would rather have a character like Hawthorn, Chameleon, Osprey, Io, and Orca get a Winglet than like. Sora or Umber.

[blueberry-bubbles130]

it’s less of a hot take here because people hate him more on YouTube, than they do here.

But my only South Park hot take is that Pip is definitely not the worst episode of South Park. I can see why they don’t like it but people are overly hateful of it.

[impandgnomes]

Please tell me I'm not the only one left wondering what happened to Rabbi Cartman's wife Yentl in the good timeline of Post-Covid

Like those two actually cared about each other and she was very "I can't live without youuuuuu!!!11!!" and I really wanna know if she like found someone else or if her life was genuinely worse off for not meeting the little bastard (also, god I'd love to know what all three of those kids would have been like at age 10 lmfao)

[purinsesukinny]

wait

kenny's family went to ice cream without him????? ON HIS BIRTHDAY?????

[myheadhurtssodoesmyheart]

cannon dip is what people expect cartters to be

[tazzertopia]

i’m super thanks for asking is the best song from sp bigger longer and uncut, the mr mackey swearing one being a close second… argue with the wall

[cryptid-jamie]

The South Park fandom has basically taken the characters and made them into their own oc and honestly good for them 👍

[getlostsquidward]

my wife looks so sad and broken in the new episode ☹️☹️☹️ (i havent seen it but i made the mistake of opening twitter and spoiled myself a bit)

[dapperrokyuu]

Fact about me that will only be understood and potentially found amusing by a niche amount of people: oddly, the first Vocaloid project I found myself getting into was Shuuen no Shiori and then Kagerou Project. I clicked on a Kagerou Days thumbnail thinking it was a PART of Shuuen no Shiori, lol.

[creative-creatures]

Here me out...

Crenny (Kenny x Tweek SP), NoCo (Noah x Cody TD) and AppleDagio (Applejack x Adagio Dazzle MLP)...

-runs for the hills-

Though Creek (Craig x Tweek SP), Alenoah (Noah x Alejandro TD), and Flutterjack (Fluttershy x Applejack MLP) are also OTPS! I just prefer the first three slightly more. Creek and Crenny are equal tho-

Oh the curse of a multi-shipper! LOL! All jokes aside I'm sorry if these ships upset anybody. They are just personal OTPs of mine but I understand not everyone likes the same ship! The main reason for this post is to be a warning for future ships I might post art or fanfics of...

BTW every South Park ship I like is because I aged the the characters up to 18 or older. I refuse to ship them as kids; I'm sorry.

Anyway thanks for hearing my hot take and have a great day!

[fennecfiree]

For the hot takes:

The main five are Gen X, Ike is somehow Gen Z

Ike is short for Ichael/hj

Kyle, Tolkien, and Wendy are A-students, Butters is usually around the B's, Stan is a solid B-C student, and Cartman and Kenny are barely passing only because they won't apply themselves. Cartman could, and would, walk into an exam he hasn't studied for and get an A+ because he thinks it's funny. Kenny is just tired from their many, many deaths and sleeps in class.

Ike can see ghosts, including Kenny's, but Kyle doesn't believe him; he thinks Ike is trying to make him feel better

Cartman genuinely likes wearing a bow and trying on fancy skirts/dresses from time to time. He knows he's pretty!!

I see every south park kid, even Ike as Gen alpha, because south park follows the events of what's happening now.

I think Kyle, Tolkien, Wendy, and Kenny are all A to A+. I see Kenny as actually putting a lot of work into school. Seeing that he became a scientist in the future. I agree with the Cartman one tho, I think he's actually pretty smart but plays off as being dumb.

I like the Ike seeing ghosts one, from the whole plot in dead celebritys

Also yes Cartman definitely likes dressing up feminine.

[piningpercussionist]

... first and foremost, I would like to apologize for any discomfort I've caused you, Kim. now, I'm not the most... socially apt person. but I really, sincerely, do *not* mean you any harm. I'm not intending to come off as creepy, I can, however, understand why you'd be uncomfortable or perhaps concerned by these gifts and all. (I mean, shit. if somebody mailed me a painting of me dancing with them, I'd be weirded out too, flattered, granted. but weirded out.) I never really expected anything to happen, I guess I just... felt the need to tell you how I feel about you, get *that* off my chest, at least. even if you don't feel the same way that I do. (which is fine, and understandable! I get it.) as for why I've sent you gifts... I suppose I just wanted to show you how I felt with something other than a note or whatever. *just* a note feels kinda cheap. I'd rather give you something that's at least a bit useful to you (hence those custom made drumsticks.). I hope you find success in whatever future endeavors you do. and I hope that you don't find this note too off-putting. enclosed is something that I hope you and the rest of Sex Bob-Omb like. -sincerely, the guy who said he had a crush on you. *enclosed is a folded, custom made Sex Bob-Omb poster, it's actually quite well made. it's an homage to the album 'Ramones', by The Ramones, featuring Sex Bob-Omb's lineup leaning back against a brick wall. unlike the original album cover, it's in color and not black-and-white.*

ooc: answering this as though it is in the nebulous but near future! I just didn't want to leave this lingering any longer; sorry for the delay! Hopefully I have left things vague enough for myself to wedge it back in the timeline of the blog later lol

Kim lets out a long, weary sigh as she finally gets back to the relative peace of her room, taking a moment to rest back against her shut door and scrub at her face. The energy and emotional exhaustion of everything that had happened between the last time she'd been here and now seemed to be sinking into her bones, and she wanted little more than to sink to her knees right there and just be comatose for a while.

She knew from experience, however, that the floor was cold and miserable like that, especially this time of year; so, instead, she opts to shrug off her coat and toss it blindly in the direction of her desk, trudging towards her bed. She closes her eyes and lets herself fall forward into it, ready to finally, properly rest, maybe even unpack her thoughts about everything- but then, she hears the crinkle of paper as she makes contact with the sheets, and her eyes fly open while she rolls to the side and, thankfully, off of the object.

She blinks down at an envelope that had been tossed haphazardly on the bed, probably by Hollie, and after a moment recognizes the style of it. Oh, that one guy... how long has this been here? Did I miss this before I left? She hesitates briefly, mostly just in resistance to the idea of having to continue actively thinking, but sighs and sits up anyway. She won't be able to relax if it's just sitting there, tempting her.

Propping up her pillows, she leans back against them and opens it, pulling out both the letter and the folded poster. She looks over the letter first, and after a moment, lets out another sigh, this time a short, guilty thing. The words feel genuine, so she can't help but feel slightly bad about her previous response, but... Well, if they knew anything about her, they might've expected it. She tries to take comfort in that fact, glancing over in the general direction she left the drumsticks. Then, she pulls out her phone and snaps a picture of the letter, opening her blog to begin her reply.

Hey, sorry this too so long to get back to. Life and things; with how people talk, maybe you've heard about the party by now? Julie's ragers, am I right? The apology is appreciated... and accepted. I think I believe you, especially given you're acknowledging the creep factor there. I'm not really a big gift person, I guess, so it was a little off putting just to begin with, anything else aside. I think you've already given me more than my parents got me for Christmas, and I don't even have a name for you beyond "Crush Guy." But, hey, it's far from the most uncomfortable I've been in these situations, so you're actually doing fairly alright in that regard. Thank you for the well wishes; I'll probably be needing them, ha! And no, I think you've quelled the fires against you, for now. (Joking- this is why I do the stupid videos...)

She pauses briefly, looking over at the newest gift and carefully unfolds it, trying to work out the creases as she goes. Once it's unveiled, she stops to look at it for a long while, a bit surprised by how much she genuinely likes it. She sets it aside with a mental note to hang it up later- ideally before their next band practice. She wouldn't be attaching a photo of it to the post, to help keep the surprise til then.

And again for the gifts. I think the rest of the band will really dig this one, honestly- especially Stills. It's very nice.

She gives it a once over before nodding to herself and hitting send, content. Then, setting the letter and the poster further aside, as to not crumple them, Kim moves to curl up at the top of her bed in a tight ball, eyes sliding shut peacefully. I'll think about things later. Ball time, she thinks idly, and then thankfully, blissfully, proceeds to continue thinking nothing at all.

[impandgnomes]

tbh I feel like Cartman being a homeless drunk was kind of a copout

like Cartman is either going to be the most weirdly normal dude who cringes at the worst actions of his younger self - whose empathy kicked in and most likely even makes amends for his past - or is the wildest karmic Houdini of a criminal. There's no inbetween.

[purinsesukinny]

that. was my favorite butters episode ever.