#south park hot takes

[fennecfiree]

People get really mad at this for some reason and I say this as someone who doesn’t like shipping cartman with anyone and sees him as aroace but Kyman isn’t even that bad, people act like it’s the worst ship to ever come out of any fan base when it’s literally just enemies to lovers, which last I checked what a very popular ship dynamic

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And whenever I ask a kyman hater why they hate it so much they just say "they hate eachother" like bro 😭 I understand that could be a reason for YOU not liking it, but commenting fucking stupid shit on kyman posts when you hate it is so stupid. Just ignore it. And I also see these things in Candy, buttman, and other posts with Cartman being shipped. Just because Cartman is kinda an asshole doesn't mean people can't ship them, and if they do there a "comshipper" and it's so funny because half the time they say "kyman shippers are so toxic" when They're the ones fucking commenting "kys" or some other stupid shit on kyman posts. Most of the time kyman shippers are some of the most NON toxic shippers in this fandom. And to me, kyman is definitely one of the most canon south park ships (other than yknow, the canon one) there's so much fucking evidence towards at least Cartman having a crush on Kyle.

Srry I rlly wanted to rant Abt that,,, also aroace Cartman is so real

[blueberry-bubbles130]

it’s less of a hot take here because people hate him more on YouTube, than they do here.

But my only South Park hot take is that Pip is definitely not the worst episode of South Park. I can see why they don’t like it but people are overly hateful of it.

[uzi-x33]

guys ask me shit abt skk nd other things pertaining to my hyperfixations im bored as fuck‼️😭🙏 fixations will be in the tags, I’m serious EIGHT NOW IM DESPERATE AND BORED, if you see this it’s ur sign to go to my ask section and ask me shit‼️‼️😜

[asteria7fics]

In Snow Day Cartman mentions that he thought everything Hankey said was "hilarious" and that always stuck out to me on top of his other nonsense. Cartman being the worst kid is the brand of the show, for better or worse, and the idea that Kyle (or Butters, Stan, whoever) is canonically the same level of bad as him is such a wild take to me when I see it.

I do think you have to do some serious mental gymnastics to ignore the fact that Cartman is clearly written to be a mouthpiece for a specific kind of person, and that those perspectives are very rarely treated as the correct ones.

I won’t go too much into my theories on the intentions of Those Bastards, but you can tell a whole lot about a person based on how they talk about Cartman as a character. Or more specifically, how often they think he’s the hero.

All of the kids are clearly meant to be ignorant to some extent. I mean, they’re kids, and they still have a lot to learn about and grow from. Cartman is a special kind of ignorant though, the kind that can be genuinely dangerous when not corrected. While I do think he has grown to some extent throughout the years they clearly haven’t totally given up on his more bigoted ideas. And with good reason, he really has become sort of a symbol for the show as a whole; or at least, what people often believe the show represents.

I hate to be the kind of person that’s like ‘you gotta be smart to understand this media’ because at the end of the day it’s South Park we’re talking about here. It’s not meant to be groundbreaking, highly intellectual television. However I do think the claim that any of the other boys are close to as ‘bad’ as Cartman is indicative of a lack of media literacy more than anything else.

[weezermarsh]

I swear I hope when people look through my blog they don't immediately go "o nahhh this mf ships kyman ima leave his ass alone💀💀"

like okay dude ... you may not like kyman but it's only a SHIP , it doesn't define me and it really isn't that deep, some people can have opinions, some people can like ships some people won't and that's just how a fandom is though

it sucks though cause this fandom is so stupid at times. really , sending someone death threats because they ship a ship YOU don't like which isn't even problematic.. is insane (I'm talking about most ships, not just kyman rn)

if you're that immature, then seriously don't even try interacting with me. I'm saying it outloud and I'm saying it once, I'm a multishipper and I LOVE rarepairs. if you have a problem with that go fuck yourself dude, noone needs your negativity

I used to hate kyman too and alot of other ships too, but then I bloomed../j ... we all warm up to it sometimes, and if you don't, then you're just idk crazy if you're that mad over a ship lmao

seriously not that deep u guys!!

[sp-hot-take-confessional]

not to post headcanons on main but. heterochromic kenny w blue and purple eyes anyone

[1moreoffkeyanthem]

Your local Wizard was having a moment so what are we doing instead of super gnarly coping mechanisms? Mapping out episode 5 of Bedtime Stories With PCE! Had the idea a couple days ago, how bout a style on their honeymoon slay?

[impandgnomes]

Please tell me I'm not the only one left wondering what happened to Rabbi Cartman's wife Yentl in the good timeline of Post-Covid

Like those two actually cared about each other and she was very "I can't live without youuuuuu!!!11!!" and I really wanna know if she like found someone else or if her life was genuinely worse off for not meeting the little bastard (also, god I'd love to know what all three of those kids would have been like at age 10 lmfao)

[myheadhurtssodoesmyheart]

cannon dip is what people expect cartters to be

[rilu-artblog]

People who criticize fans for liking Gerald for being a bad dad would not last a day in anime fandoms lol

[tazzertopia]

i’m super thanks for asking is the best song from sp bigger longer and uncut, the mr mackey swearing one being a close second… argue with the wall

[fennecfiree]

For the hot takes:

The main five are Gen X, Ike is somehow Gen Z

Ike is short for Ichael/hj

Kyle, Tolkien, and Wendy are A-students, Butters is usually around the B's, Stan is a solid B-C student, and Cartman and Kenny are barely passing only because they won't apply themselves. Cartman could, and would, walk into an exam he hasn't studied for and get an A+ because he thinks it's funny. Kenny is just tired from their many, many deaths and sleeps in class.

Ike can see ghosts, including Kenny's, but Kyle doesn't believe him; he thinks Ike is trying to make him feel better

Cartman genuinely likes wearing a bow and trying on fancy skirts/dresses from time to time. He knows he's pretty!!

I see every south park kid, even Ike as Gen alpha, because south park follows the events of what's happening now.

I think Kyle, Tolkien, Wendy, and Kenny are all A to A+. I see Kenny as actually putting a lot of work into school. Seeing that he became a scientist in the future. I agree with the Cartman one tho, I think he's actually pretty smart but plays off as being dumb.

I like the Ike seeing ghosts one, from the whole plot in dead celebritys

Also yes Cartman definitely likes dressing up feminine.

[cryptid-jamie]

The South Park fandom has basically taken the characters and made them into their own oc and honestly good for them 👍

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[kuchipark]

kyle the type of guy to be a ginger 🤣🤣😂😅 like if you agree

[stxr-crossxd]

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