#south park pete x reader

[spgothkidsheadcanons]

Can I have headcanons for the goths when their s/o affectionately slaps their butt to get a reaction out of them?

Hi hi hi yes yes of course you can here you go enjoy your dinner

WARNINGS: very very slight NSFW if you squint your eyes and turn your head a little to the left

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Henrietta:

- The best way to catch Henrietta off guard is to smack her butt when she’s walking by

- It’s a very dangerous game to play, but you, her S/O, like to play with fire

- It’s not an often occurence because the first time you did it, you had to stand there, looking at the floor and twiddling your thumbs as she got onto you

- But the second time you did it, she tried (and failed) to stop a smile from stretching over her face

- And today was the perfect opportunity for the third time

- You were both off, and Henrietta was in the kitchen, trying to make some kind of lunch because you had woken up late and were starving

- Walking into the kitchen to get some water, you saw Henrietta with both hands in the sink, washing some dishes

- And looking a little bit more south, you just couldn’t help the idea that crossed your head

- Walking to the fridge innocently, you grabbed a bottle of water

- Making it a point to step quietly, you pretended to leave the kitchen, but instead angled yourself right behind her, arm cocked back and ready

- *SMACK*

- The woman at the sink stiffened, the dish slipping from her hand as she jolted forward a bit

- You began to cackle maniacally, spewing apologies between fits of laughter

- You were quick to shut up when she slowly turned her head, her eyes catching yours, her lips curled into a frown

- You watched as she removed her hands from the sink, drying them on a dish towel before she grabbed your shirt and dragged you to the bedroom

- Her revenge left your own butt sore, but you didn’t regret it at all

Pete:

- He’s not much into displays of affection, it’s how he’s always been

- He’s sweet, caring, and sometimes, a little too naive for his own good

- It’s very easy for you to tell him to do something just so he’ll bend over and give you easy access to smack his butt

- It’s funny to you to watch him shoot up, both hands moving to cover his behind and his cheeks fired up

- He’s not really into doing it back as revenge, but if you catch him drunk, high or horny, then it’s like opening the gates of Hell

- It just so happened to be the morning after you guys decided to get drunk

- You were hungover and possibly still a little tipsy, but Pete was chugging a cup of coffee he had brewed while you were waking up

- He had already began working on some painting, paint already swiped over his arms, face and pants

- You grumbled at the idea of having to try and get the paint out of his clothes

- Getting out of bed, you waited until Pete moved the brush away from the canvas before hugging his back, pressing your face against his “Smock” (which was just an old t-shirt that he wore to paint in)

- He mumbled a good morning, placing his free hand over your arms and giving a gentle squeeze, before continuing his work

- You stood like this for a moment, feeling his muscles against your cheek as he moved his paintbrush all over the canvas

- Gently, you pulled away, but stayed standing behind him

- When he set his brush down and bent over to grab more paint, you couldn’t help but lay a decent slap against his bottom, eliciting a sharp gasp from the man

- He turned, his eyes wide and cheeks flushing redder than a tomato

- You laughed, apologizing and wrapping your arms around his neck, giggling at his feigned annoyance

- Pressing a kiss to his cheek, you left the room, headed to the kitchen to make him another cup of coffee as an apology

Michael:

- It’s a full on brawl when it comes to Michael

- To be honest, he started the whole “Butt Smacking War” when you two had first got together

- It used to be simple pats on the bottom as he walked behind you, or you behind him

- But when the slaps got harder with each revenge smack, it turned into hell for you

- You may slap hard, but he slaps HARDER

- You had kind of eased up on smacking his butt, but couldn’t fight the urge much more

- Not when he was leaning over the kitchen counter, scrolling through some recipes on his phone as he tried to decide what to do for dinner

- Of course, knowing Michael’s game, you opted out of the smack you wanted to give him for a simple pat, more so to announce your presence than to bother him

- You gave him a smile when he looked to you, his face uninterested in the game

- Turning to the cabinet, you began to reach for a glass to grab some water

- And turning your back to the tall goth was a mistake you made that day

- The sting got you before you even realized your butt had been smacked, and you jerked forward, the force taking you out of balance

- “Oouu, that one was a little too hard”

- That mother fucker just snickered after he made the comment, turning back to his phone

- “I didn’t even hit you that hard” you whined, fake shock on your face

- Cue more laughter and kisses all over your face to make up for it

[donthugm3imscar3d]

Come you write an headcanon for Pete of the goth kids?? Idk maybe with a reader that is a little shy so she's scared of him

Of course, I ain’t very good at headcanon but I tried

(Romantic/platonic)

•you were scared of the goths after they burnt down the hot topic

•you would try avoiding them whenever they’re nearby

•Pete and the goths was aware of this, but the other goths didn’t really care that much

•it took a bit of time but eventually you wasn’t as scared of the goth as you once were

•overtime, you started to admire one of the goths

•Pete

•You and him eventually became pretty good friends

•although, you still find yourself a little scared of Pete

•but not as much as his friends

•One day, you found a note and a single a single fav/flower in your locker

•the note said

“As much of a conformist as this sounds, I liked you since we became friends.

Will you go out with me?

-Pete”

•the “Will you go out with me” part was spelled with rose petals

•your heart wanted to dance, but you was a little nervous about going out with Pete

•But the date didn’t went bad at all

•after the date, you wasn’t scared of Pete anymore but you were still scared of his friends

•Pete doesn’t really mind you being scared of his friends

•you and him would hang out when Pete was not around his friends

•but once you warm up to Pete's friends you and him will start hanging out with them

•The other goths will eventually get used to your company

•overall, shy or not shy Pete still loves you ❤️❤️❤️

Authors note: I am so sorry for not making any content on this blog. I just had things going on in real life, but I promise I will be more active starting now. Also I am planning on making another post about going out on a date with the goths (expect frikle I only do platonic for him) that is why I didn’t really say how the date went. I was desperate to finish this so I wouldn’t have to keep this person waiting. Also I tried to make it as realistic as possible.

[thepenguinmaker]

◇ (Platonic) Goth kids x reader - New friends ◇

Aka; Henrietta introduces you to her other friends, the goths

- You and Henrietta always got along

- Mostly due to the fact you live right nextdoor and you were the only kid she could play with when you were both little

- She continued being friends with you as you aged, and one day she decided to introduce you to her friend group

- Now, this could go 2 ways, depending if you're also goth or not

- If you are, great, they won't care that much and let you hang out with them

- If you aren't, they'll be skeptical, but thanks to Henrietta, they'll give you a chance

- As you got to know them, you realized they were surprisingly not that mean

- If you ever feel like skipping classes, you go and smoke with them behind the school

- Your hangouts always happen at Henrietta's house

- You usually write and read poems for each other, and you learn quite a lot about writing dark poems

- Your parents don't know you hang out with them, you never mention it to anyone

- Michael is the first one in the group to warm up to you

- Pete gives you tips on your hair and accesories to make you look better, or 'more goth'

- The other kids in school rip on you at times, but you saw that coming when you started hanging out with them

- Still, you don't care that much. At the end of the day, they're your friends!

A/N: I love the goth kids, so. Goth kids content. (Also ignore that Firkle isn't mentioned here I didn't know what to do with him-)

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[pineappleciders]

helloooo!! was wondering if you could do headcanons on what it would be like to be friends with the goths from south park. :) if you could that would be awesome thanksss! 💗☺️

BEING IN THEIR FRIEND GROUP; THE GOTH KIDS

INCLUDES: pete thelman, michael, henrietta biggle, and firkle smith

they probably just saw you as another asshole conformist at first and just ignored you

as you start to get closer and bond with all of them more it's a bit confusing,,, you dress like a normie and look like one so why are you hanging out with them???

henrietta tells you that you have to dress goth if you wanna hang around them. she doesn't want to be seen with a conformist 🙄🙄

you hang out at henrietta's and she gives u a goth makeover while listening to goth music. she's converting you

when you show up at the bus stop the next day looking like edgar allen poe they just kinda check u out for a moment before giving an approving nod

despite your makeover, you still haven't really gotten into the whole death & despair thing and pete reminds u all the time to stop being such a 'goody-two-shoes', as he calls it.

"can i get an orange juice?"

"no, asshole, you have to get black coffee! god, do you know anything about goth culture??"

i can see u being firkle's babysitter and he like. threatens you to not tell ANY of the goth kids about it unless u want to die. ez blackmail

lots of nights where u all just sit on a hill and look out over stark's pond and smoke... if u won't smoke firkle and pete call you a pussy

when you hang out with any of the popular kids they get like. borderline upset and sigh and flip their hair and shit

"ugh, you're still hanging out with those guys? y'know, goths don't hang around popular greasy jocks. goths stick to their own. you wouldn't know."

they r jealous u have other friends but they're taking that to the grave

always dragging you into shit, especially if you're preppy or a straight-A student.

"i can't skip class! i have no absences, i can't stop now!"

"jesus fucking christ.."

they r kinda mean sometimes but it's tough love!!! the only one i could see really admitting he cares for u as a friend is pete, and that would be when you two are alone. if you told anyone he'd never talk to u again

u like to annoy michael as he's walking around or to class. like just follow him chatting about literally anything or poke him and watch him over his shoulder and he's going NUTS. it's so fun though

you, henrietta, and firkle dye your hair together in your teen years, like your favorite colors . michael thinks it's stupid and pete calls it gay (but secretly wants to too)

they'll never say it but it honestly makes them all really happy if they turn on gothic music and you start bobbing your head or say you like it. you might catch one of them smiling at you while you rock out but it quickly disappears

[michealsbiggestfan]

🄿🄴🅃🄴 🅃🄷🄴🄻🄼🄰🄽 🅇 🅁🄴🄰🄳🄴🅁 🤍

warnings ⚠️

vulgarity + sexual themes + mentions of cheating

so, to be clear, there is angst but not between pete and the reader.

I was lying in my bed, sighing softly to myself. My relationship with Michael wasn’t.. the best lately. He was getting too close to Henrietta, honestly. And I knew Henrietta had never liked me— I can tell with all those glares and side-eyes.

I’m not sure if she’s doing it out of over-protectiveness for her friends, or because she is in love with Michael herself, but they were getting way too close for my liking. Me and Michael were in bed— we shared our college dorm.

I was in between Michael and Pete as I lied on the bed. Why was Pete there, you might ask? He didn’t have a college dorm yet, but he was saving for one. We were all 19, and he was getting close to moving out of that caravan that he lives in with his parents.

Anyways, he was in our dorm due to his mother getting drunk and arguing with his father again. They weren’t necessarily abusive, but they pissed off Pete, and he couldn’t sleep during their arguments, from what we knew. I was lying on my side with Pete behind me.

I felt a soft, gentle hand slowly move onto my hip. I was wearing a shirt-long, lace nightgown with small panties, so it wasn’t hard for anyone to touch me. I felt his hand and didn’t move for a moment as his fingers played with the strap of my panties.

Slowly, I rolled over to lie on my back and look at him. Michael was asleep, so I spoke quietly to Pete to not wake him up.

“What are you doing..?” I asked whispered softly and moved my hand over his, which was still on my hip.

“You know that Michael was kissing Henrietta yesterday?” Pete raised a brow at me, “He always does. Even infront of us all. Just not you.”

“Excuse me?”

I wasn’t sure how to feel about what he had just said. I had a feeling Michael was cheating, but it still hurt to hear, despite me not being too surprised. I looked away.

“.. if this is an attempt to make me break up with him, it’s not going to work.” I loved Michael too much to leave, “.. I love him.”

“You’re oblivious. I’m surprised Michael even wanted a conformist. Maybe he never really felt that way in the first place? Maybe he was after something else..” Pete suggested, which annoyed me a bit, “Sex, maybe? I’m saying that as his best friend.”

“Pete, let go of me.” I smacked his hand gently.

He let go, and held onto the pillow beneath his head, “Why would you stay with someone who doesn’t even reciprocate your feelings, or care about them? Typical pathetic conformist..”

“Don’t call me that.”

“I’ll call you what I want.”

“Pete..” He was pissing me off now, “Go to sleep.”

“Your ass is keeping me awake.”

“…” I went silent, “.. what?”

“Roll over.” He told me, looking me up and down.

“.. Pete..” I glanced back at Michael sleeping behind me, “.. no— I can’t—“

“I can show you what he does to Henrietta. Don’t you think he deserves a taste of his own medicine? Or are you a prude?”

It’s not like I wasn’t upset with Michael, because I was, but cheating felt wrong. Then again, he was also cheating on me.. it would make things even. With a small huff, I rolled back over with my back facing Pete.

I could sense him removing his boxers before he slowly slipped my panties off and gently slipped his arm underneath my knee, picking my leg up and holding it there. His other arm went around my chest as his hand landed on my mouth, covering it.

“Be quiet, or he’ll wake up. I doubt you’d want him to see you like this.”

He wasn’t wrong. I really didn’t. I felt like a slut, but I couldn’t deny that being held like this by Pete felt very nice and comforting. I felt him very slowly slide into me, making my body tremble as I tried to not whine out and alert the sleeping goth boy infront of both me and Pete on the bed.

Pete was staying still for a moment as his tip was inside, waiting for my tight pussy to adjust to his size. This was only my third time, considering Michael never did these things to me. Only once. Honestly, I felt a bit special that Pete wanted this with me, of all people. Me. He wanted me. Not Henrietta. Me.

As he started to move and thrust his hips into mine, I shifted my head backwards, whimpering quietly into his hand. He felt good. So fucking good. Better than that one time Michael did this with me.

“Feel good?”

I nodded against his hand.

“That’s good… you’re good… for a conformist.. your body is just.. perfect..”

I whimpered a bit more at the praise and tried to move my head around to look at Pete, but he grabbed my jaw and turned my face to stare directly at Michael.

“Look at him. Sleeping. Asshole doesn’t know how to give his horny little girl a good fucking.”

I did as Pete wanted, and stared at Michael. I felt myself getting closer, despite the fact we had only just started. Maybe it was the way he was speaking in my ear with such a soft and calm voice yet dirty tone.

“Call me, and I’ll slam your pussy anytime you need me to, since this dickwad won’t.”

I nodded my head to him again, now successfully turning my head around to look at him. As a split-second though, he kissed me, and I kissed back, both having our eyes closed as his tongue slid into my mouth, tasting me.

He let out small groans as he got faster and rougher, “You don’t mind me cumming in your cunt, right..?”

I shook my head. No. I really didn’t.

“You really are desperate, huh? What a jackass.” Pete glared at Michael before continuing to pleasure himself and me.

After a few more moments, I just couldn’t take it anymore. I moaned into his hand and arched my back, cumming on his pale cock, which seemed to trigger him to cum too. As he said, he pushed deep inside as he came, making sure he really filled me up.

He didn’t pull out for a few moments, and we both panted with eachother in sync. He moved his hand from my my mouth to pat my head.

“.. for a conformist.. you’re cute. Didn’t think I’d ever say that.”

For once, you and him were both glad his mother got drunk and picked a fight with his father that night.

[lost-walmartbag]

Could you do Pete Thelman in the prom series please?

Warning: Swearing

Background: You and Pete have been secretly dating, and you have to try to get him to go to prom

Status: request open

Previous part

Next part

You've been seeing Pete for a while now in secret. It was a bit embarrassing for both of you to admit you were seeing each other. Pete wasn't as embarrassed about admitting he was dating you as he was scared about how the other Goths would react. Prom was coming up and you wanted to go with Pete but he didn't.

"Come on Pete please~," You say leaning your head back with a pout.

He was sitting on your bed with you on his lap. You were in the middle of painting his nails so he couldn't just get out of the conversation. He sighed and put his forehead on yours.

"No." He said kissing your forehead gently.

"Pete, please. How am I supposed to go to prom without my boyfriend?" You ask turning your body to face him.

"I can't Y/N you know I can't be around something so conformist." He said wrapping his arms around you.

"But wouldn't it be like super goth if you crashed prom and hung out with your super hot girlfriend?" You say nuzzling his cheek with your nose making him sigh again.

"I guess it would be pretty hardcore.." He muttered, making you smile. "Ok, fine, I'll talk to them about it, but no promises."

You smiled and kissed his lips softly. It's hard to say what was really holding y'all relationship together, but you two did care about each other. Pete didn't want to disappoint you, but he also didn't want to go against his core goth ideals. The next day he talked to the goths about it. They were sitting outside doing nothing when he approached them.

"Prom is coming up." He said sitting down on the grass.

"Yeah, where all the conformists will get wasted, party, and get pregnant," Henrietta said taking a long drag of her cigarette.

"We could crash it," Pete said a bit nervously.

"That doesn't sound like a horrible idea," Micheal said.

"We could burn it down," Firkie said catching Henrietta's attention.

"That's a better idea." Henrietta said with a slight smile.

"So we're going?" Pete asked with a sigh.

"If we're going to burn it down we have to." Micheal said.

Pete was pretty happy that he was able to convince everyone to go even though he didn't show it. But he knew you probably wouldn't be happy if they actually did burn it down. He was pretty nervous to tell you because of it.

"So how did it go?" You ask with a smile

"I guess we're going." Pete said, trying to make it seem he was unhappy.

You squeal and smile, hugging him tightly. "We're gonna have so much fun!"

He groaned and pulled away, making you smile wider. You knew he liked it when you hugged him and touched him, and he was trying to stay tough.

"How'd you convince them?" You ask him, making him a bit uncomfortable.

"Just told them what you told me." He said dismissively.

You knew it was a bit odd, but you didn't say anything. You were just happy being able to hang out with Pete at prom. After that, you began planning your outfit. You wanted to wear something you'd look and feel good in but also something Pete would like.

When the day of prom came, you and Pete decided to go separately and meet up there. Pete walked in with the other Goths. He was in a black button-up with a black and red corset around his chest and stomach, black dress pants, black dress shoes, and his eyeliner done. He looked around but didn't see you there yet.

"Are you looking for someone?" Micheal asked.

"No, I just-" He started before you walked in a long Gothic type dress.

You wore foundation a bit lighter than your skin to mimic goth makeup. You did all you could, and you embraced Pete's Gothic aesthetic, and honestly you, I felt good in it. The goth kids stared at you, stunned that you would dress like them. You walked over with a bright smile.

"Woah Y/N you look..." Pete started looking down at you with admiration.

"Goth." Henrietta said a bit confused.

"Fuck right. Guys, this is Y/N, my girlfriend." He said, introducing to the rest.

"Nice to properly be introduced." You say with a warm smile.

"You arent really goth are you?" Firkle asked.

"Hm, not really, but I do really like this. I think I might give it a shot."

"You, a conformist, is really dating Pete?" Micheal asked, raising an eyebrow.

"Yeah, he's not so bad." You say turning to Pete, who blushed lightly.

"They've been pretty cool not as conformist as everyone else." Pete said a bit nervous as to what the rest would say.

"Well, if Pete vouches for you. You must be ok." Henrietta said with a shrug and the others nodded still a bit hesitant.

You smiled brightly that Pete's friends seemed to approve of you. You took Pete's hand and ran off to the dancefloor with him. He reluctantly followed hiding a small smile.

"I think I made a good impression." You said wrapping your arms around his neck.

"They were always going to love you as much as I do." He whispered kissing your forehead making you smile.

"Did you just say you loved me~?" You asked with a giggle.

He sighs, knowing you weren't going to let it go. "Yes I did."

"Well, I love you too." You said, placing a soft kiss on his lips and rather than pulling away like normal he kissed back.

As you two danced, everything else seemed to fade away. You placed your head on his shoulder as you two danced when suddenly people started screaming and running out. You look up seeing the goth kids setting things on fire.

"Oh fuck I forgot about that." Pete muttered and looking back down to you.

"Well, let's make the most of it." You said, grabbing his hand and running towards the goths.

A/N: I hope this is good enough. idk im still a little out of wack. I'm getting treated, so that's good, but did yall know if an ear infection gets worse, it can spread to your skull? That shit scared me, so I saw a doctor, so that wouldn't happen to me 😋🤞🏼 and as of now which is like wednesday im feeling sm better 😩 anyway. I hope yall liked it, thanks to whoever asked for this, and I love yall. Thank you for reading 🩷🩷🩷

[macandcheeselover1]

hi! can i request SOUTH PARK! Pete and a fem! reader thats his sister? Obviously not romantic!

sure!!

PETE THELMAN AS YOUR BROTHER

Annoying.

You probaly woke up with the word ''CONFORMIST'' or ''POSER'' over your forehead more then once

You got revenge and wrote ''VAMPIRE'' over his forehead cause you know it pisses him off lmao

He acts like he dosen't care about you, but he dose, he just dosen't show it

Gotta keep Goth

I mean if you're really upset he will comfort you

then go and insult the person who made you upset

You hang out with his friends when they come over even if you aren't goth

[spgothkidsheadcanons]

Can I get the goth kids with a s/o who used to have an ex who didn’t appreciate them and cheated on them?

Yes yes ofc. I hope you enjoy! Sorry about the wait, my hiatus went longer than expected!

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Goths with an S/O who got cheated on and wasn’t appreciated

Warnings: None

Henrietta:

Henrietta’s quite upset about the fact you weren’t treasured as you should have been. She takes all those years of you being neglected and pushed to the side and does her best to make sure she makes up for them tenfold. She’ll spoil you rotten, all while praising you sweetly and showering you with affection. This is hard to come by for Henrietta, so just know that she really adores you if she’s willing to dedicate herself to you.

Pete:

Pete, quite frankly, doesn’t really know what to do in this situation. He was awkward as a kid and teen, so he never had a relationship and doesn’t understand how to console you. His comfort is a little strange, because he’s just so inexperienced, but he really does try. Verbally makes sure to tell you how much you mean to him and how great it is to have you in his life.

Michael:

Oh, he’s mad. Michael can’t imagine anyone taking such poor care of you, it pisses him off that you were underappreciated. He makes up for this by showing his appreciation rather than voicing it. Hugs, kisses, gifts that he leaves to surprise you, he’s doing the whole shebang. You’re waking up to multiple text walls of good mornings and love proclomations. Big, scary man turns into a whipped lap dog for you.

[mcverse]

ALL CHARACTERS ARE AGED UP

Angst ∇ Fluff ♡ NSFW ✾ Dark Content ❦

Team Craig, Team Stan

m.list

Others

PETE THELMAN

— nothing yet

MICHEAL

— nothing yet

TIMMY BURCH

— nothing yet

GREGORY OF YARDALE

— nothing yet

BRIDON GUEERMO

— nothing yet

GARY HARRISON

— nothing yet

DOVAHKIIN

— nothing yet

PIP PIRRIP

— nothing yet

[archivxx]

can i request a pete thelman x reader fic (in pete's pov) where the reader is really terribly drunk at a party and pete finds her after some guy is trying to take advantage of her and pete takes care of her and talks with her all night.... they can be dating or not, i just desperately need my delusions to be met 🤤🤤🤤🤤 (also ur writing literallt makes me scream with how good it is, ur smau is really good so far and i can't wait to see if develop)

Oh my dear anon 😈 you know right where my soft spots are, I’ve been wanting to write Pete for the LONGEST time but never had a reason to😒

But actually I was thinking of doing an Pete AO3 fic after my Kyle x reader one. Hmm decisions decision…

Anyway the one shot💪

“You worry me.”[Pete Thelman x reader]

Pairing: Pete Thelman x reader.

Genre: FUFF FLUFF FLUFF

Style: Oneshot(-ish since I decided to add texts too)

POV: Pete

Context: you were Pete’s best friend, and conveniently(for you) the person he has been harbouring feelings for since you first met. In favour of you, he’d always been(or tried to at least be) rational about his feelings, until now.

He didn’t give you any time to reply. Adrenaline had already set in.

He jumped out of his bed and put his shoes on and ran out to his car, forgetting his coat. It didn’t matter right now. The text you had sent him was worrying.

Pete drove to the party as quick as he could, even running a few red lights in favour of you.

When he got to the party he bust through the door and began searching every room for you, bedrooms, closets, kitchen, bathrooms.

He was on the second floor, he grabbed the door handle for the bathroom and swung the door open, almost ripping it clean off its hinges.

There you were, a guy almost twice you strength pinning you against the wall. You were too drunk to understand that he was trying to take advantage of you but you were not too drunk to understand that Pete had just walked into the bathroom and that he was here for you.

“Get off her you asshole!” The jealousy that was seeping through Pete’s whole being was enough to give him the strength to rip the guy clean off you and give him one nose breaking punch in the face.

The guy ran out of the bathroom as Pete turned to you, you were still smiling at him. He softened and walked to you, hugging you

“You scared the shit out of me, idiot” his arms tighten around you. “Let’s get you home.”

You nodded and allowed him to lead you out of the bathroom, out of the house and to his car.

He helped you in then got in himself. Halfway through the drive you finally spoke.

“I want McNuggets…” you’d scared him when you spoke, but when he actually heard what you said and how sad you sounded he caved and took you to a McDonalds.

Who was he to deny you of anything anyway?

“Do you want fries?”

“Yeah..”

“A drink?”

“Yeah…”

He didn’t bother asking you what drink as he was going to get you water regardless. You needed to sober up asap.

He nodded and ordered your food. He quickly drover round and collected it. He placed the food on your lap and almost immediately you perked up, smiling and diving into the bag.

The rest of the drive to his place you were much happier. You were even able to get out of the car yourself and walk right into his house and into the guest room.

You practically lived there anyway.

“Lay on the bed, I’ll take your shoes off for you”

You nodded and threw yourself on the bed.

Pete sat down on the floor starting to untie your shoelaces. He pulled off the first shoe before you caught him off guard.

“I love you Pete…I love you so much.”

He froze, his entire body turning into a flame. He knew you were drunk and probably meant it platonically but he couldn’t help but entertain the possibility that you knew what you were saying and that you meant it.

He knew that chances were slim so he decided to brush it off. He shook his head and started to work on your other shoe. When he pulled it off and stood up it was clear you were fast asleep.

He decided to leave you be however not before he placed an old bucket on the bed incase of an emergency. He turned away and flicked off the lights, leaving you to sleep.

The rest of the night he struggled to sleep, constantly replying the words “I love you” he’d only ever feel this way when the words were said to him if it was your voice. No one else would ever-have ever-have that affect on him.

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I hope you enjoyed this my lovely anon, it was very much RUSHED, since I was eating💪

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↳ goth kids

✎ pete thelman

↳ nothing here yet!

✎ firkle smith (platonic only!)

↳ nothing here yet!

✎ michael

↳ nothing here yet!

✎ henrietta biggle

↳ nothing here yet!

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☾✮☽ - requested by a mutual/friend ✩ - headcannons ✫ - drabble 𖤐 - oneshot ☹︎ - angst ☻ - fluff ☁︎︎ - comfort

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Of course hope you like it also sorry for keeping you waiting I been struggling with in real life problems, but I finally finished it I tried to make it realistic. But anyways I hope you enjoy and if you don’t like it I'm more than happy to make another one

Pete Thelman x reader

(Romantic/platonic)

Reader: gender neutral

Note: ya'll are in 5th grade

Y/n pov:

It was my first day at South Park elementary, I got up and got dressed (you can wear what you want as long as it’s appropriate). My parents unfortunately had to leave early for work but they made me breakfast before they left. I sat down and ate my breakfast while watching (f/s), after I finished eating my breakfast I put my dishes in the sink, slipped my shoes on, put on my (f/c) jacket, and head out the door to the nearest bus stop. I waited till the bus stop by. I got on the bus, I sat in the back of the bus and remained quiet till I got to school.

I got to school I went over to my locker number that was assigned to me the day before. I accidentally bumped into someone “I'm so sorry.” I said helping the boy pick up his stuff he dropped on the ground. I look up to see a boy with a untucked dark-gray dress shirt, black pants, purple buckled winklepickers, and a silver bolo tie with a red jewel in the center. He has black teased hair that is parted on the right and shaved around the bottom half and is dyed red near the roots on top. “Tsk conformist.” He said walking off but if I wasn’t mistaken there was a little light pink on his cheeks.

Pete's pov:

I was about to walk out the door to the goth area till I accidentally bumped into someone I looked in front of me to see the new kid ‘dang the new kid is kinda hot, wait why am I feeling these freaking conformist feelings, just leave like nothing ever happened’ I get up, took my stuff from the new kids hands, and walk away. I sat down next to the other goths and tried to forget this happened. But I can’t get that kid out of my mind. “PETE!”, Michael yelled, I snapped out of my thoughts “what?” I said harshly, “You been acting weird and quiet all day, what’s up?” Michael asks, “NOTHING, GOD!” I said with a bit of anger, “okay, geez.” Michael said

Y/n pov

‘That boy from earlier, there’s something about him that makes me feel like there’s butterflies in my stomach. Do I like him?’ The recess bell rung, which snapped me out of my thoughts. I wanted to find that kid from earlier, but were do I even start looking for him? I decided to play with some of the other kids, pretty soon I was able to get him off my mind for a bit

Pete's pov:

“We know you have a crush on that conformist just admit” Henrietta said. “Firck no!” I yelled but not loud enough for everyone to hear me. “Y’know if you like them, you could at least go talk to them.” Henrietta said. “Pfft whatever, imma head out.” I got up, and walked towards the new kid. I know I was a little harsh to my friends but they kept pestering me with questions.

Y/n pov:

After playing with some of the other kids I sat down to rest for a bit, but I saw they kid from earlier approach “um hey, I just want say you know, welcome to the school” He said, “oh, thank you.” I said with a soft smile. He paused for a second but then said “uh, I can show you around if you like.” He said “name's Pete by the way.” “Oh, thank you Pete I would love that.” I said calmly,

Time skip to a few months later:

(Still y/n pov btw)

I been friends with Pete for about a few months now. I was walking to my locker but as soon as I opened my locker door, a note flew out. I picked up the note and read it. It said “meet me at the cemetery at 7:30 -anonymous.” After I read the note I put it in my pocket. It was the end of the school day, I decided to walk around South Park a bit till the time reached 7:30. Time went by, since it was 7:00 I decided to get there early. Around 7:25 is when I arrived, I sat down and waited for the anonymous person to arrive, 7:30 right on time they arrived. It was Pete, “Pete what are you doing here, was you the one who wrote that note?” I said, Pete nodded “um (y/n), I had feelings for you for a while and I was wondering if you would like to go out with me sometime .” Pete said very quickly while holding a (f/f) out. “I’d love too.” I said calmly and with a smile. Pete blushed 50 shades of red while showing his rare smile. “Told y’all that Pete was in love with that conformist.” Henrietta said, “Conformists” Michael, and Frikle said.

(Ps: I don’t know why it keeps putting they words in bold, but hopefully you don’t mind. I really hope you enjoyed it)

[nervousbouquetbird]

Me when I find a pete thelman x mute reader fic that started out pretty good but it had the rest of the goth kids act like the biggest assholes ever😭😭

[lost-walmartbag]

These are all the links to my South Park fanfics. I hope this is laid out well. These are what all the symbols next to some of the links mean.

♡ - Mild nsfw

◇ - Full nsfw

● - Completed series

○ - Ongoing series

☆ - One shot

Many fics or chapters may not have a symbol next to them, but this does not mean they don't contain mature topics. I put warnings before every chapter so you'll know what it has.

All characters are over 18 unless stated otherwise

These fics are sorted by character

If you don't see a character you want a fic for let me know

Asking for nsfw content is okay

Kyle Broflozski

-College AU- ●

01 02: 'So it's a date?' 03: 'How'd it go?' ♡ 04: 'Official' 05: 'Good Morning' ◇ 06: 'Fantasy'

-Peace by your side- ○

Prologue 01 02 03

-One-shots- ☆

Prom with Kyle Broflozski Part 1: Cartman, Stan, Kyle Chubby reader smut-shot ◇

Stan Marsh

-Cheating story S1- ●

01: 'How's that for an autograph?' ◇ 02: 'Guilt' 03: 'Who was it?' ◇ 04: 'It isn't you' 05: 'Don't go'

-Stan x reader S2- ○

01: 'Sarah' 02: 'Missed calls' 03: Meeting 04: Barging in 05: Do you? 06: More than happy 07: Game Plan 08: Pickups and unloads

-One-shots- ☆

Prom with Stan Marsh 01: Cartman, Stan, Kyle

Kenny McCormick

-Ex story- ●

01: Or not 02: Jealousy 03: Mistake 04: Ice cold loneliness 05: Hangover Breakfast 06: I'm here 07: No expense 08: Peace

-One-shots- ☆

Prom with Kenny Mccormick 02: Kenny, Butters, Clyde

Butters/ Marjorine x readers

-Marjorine x reader- ●

01: What is my name? 02: Leo? 03: Rejection therapy 04: As terrifying as it might be 05: The plan 06: Can we talk 07: Out 08: Funeral

-One-shots- ☆

Prom with Butters Stotch 02: Kenny, Butters, Clyde

Craig Tucker x readers

-Sleepover series- ○

01: 'I hate you' 02: 'Sleepover' ◇ 03: 'Plus one' ◇

-One-shots- ☆

Prom with Craig Tucker 03: Craig, Tweek, Tolkien

Scott Tenorman

-Bound- ○

01 02 03 - coming soon

Cartman x readers

-First impressions-

01: Good thing 02: Potato salad 03: Plastic 04: Night out 05: Friends 06: Time

-One-shots-

Prom with Eric Cartman 01: Cartman, Stan, Kyle

Other characters

-Prom series- ☆

Prom with Tweek Tweak Prom with Tolkien Black Prom with Clyde Donovan Prom with Clyde pt2 Prom with Pete Thelman Prom with Jimmy Valmer

-SP characters as dads- ☆

04: Jimmy, Ike, Kevin

-Headcanons- ☆

Clyde headcanons

This may change so if something is off look back here for updates as fics continue and conclude and new fics start. thank you for the support it means a lot 🩷

[spgothkidsheadcanons]

Can you write the goths with a s/o who's aesthetic is the opposite of theirs like pink and cute stuff? I'm a sucker for opposites attract if you couldn't tell lol💕

This is so cute omfg

Opposites attract is the only trope that actually matters

SFW/NSFW

Warnings: Mentions of bullying (nothing too serious)

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Michael:

- Michael thinks you are quite possibly the cutest thing that has ever walked on Earth

- The first time he met you, he developed a soft spot for you, as well as a need to protect you from any harm that may come to you

- Except the only harm that has come your way has been the multiple Sanrio and Squishmallow stuffies that he flooded your room with

- For real though, he spoils the hell out of you

- He can’t help it. He sees something pink or sparkly, he thinks of you, and before he knows it, he’s walking out of a store with a shopping back full of random pink items and a new hole burned into his pocket

- Michael won’t wear pink clothes, but if you gave him something like a pink bracelet, he’d always have it on

- When you started staying at his house more, it was like a pink takeover

- Dishes, blankets, pillows, EVERYTHING

- But he couldn’t have been more happier with you, so he happily enjoys it just to make you happy (just realized that I used all variations of ‘Happy’ but I’m not changing it lmao)

Henrietta:

- Henrietta picks on you for your taste, but she’s just being an asshole

- She really loves how sweet and innocent you are

- She’s gonna taint you 😈

- For real though, she loves how cute you look when you show her your new skirt or shoes

- Always always ALWAYS is making you some sort of dress or skirt whenever she finds a nice fabric she thinks you’d like

- LET HER DRESS YOU UP IN HER STYLE AND THEN MAKE HER DRESS UP IN YOUR STYLE

- She thinks she’s revolting in your clothes but can be convinced to try again just to see you happy

- Anytime she finds any snacks that are strawberry or cherry flavored, she buys them for you

- She just loves you a lot even though she thinks pink is an eyesore

Pete:

- Oh, my sweet uncaring of what you wear Pete

- I’m serious. He could care less about what you wore

- There’s absolutely no doubt that he thinks you are truly the most precious thing to ever walk this Earth, but he sees you for you, not the clothes you wear

- You’re sweet, you love him enough to be with him, you don’t care about how he loks

- Pete feels like he hit the jackpot when he found out you returned his affections

- Loves when you grab your favorite stuffy, your signature pink blanket, and cuddle up beside him on the couch. You can force him to watch whatever you want once you have him flustered, and if that means the entire Hello Kitty collection, then you guys are gonna watch the entire Hello Kitty collection

- Whistles and pretends he knows nothing about the packages with your name on it filled to the brim with pink everything that have suddenly started showing up at your home

- If people make fun of you for what you wear, you’d have to hold Pete back because he can, AND WILL, beat the shit out of anyone who dares speak bad about you

- You can, and absolutely have, dress him up to match you. He doesn’t care, and he’s never lied about pink looking good on him lol

[gloomzi]

CHARACTER LIST 💌

if a character is on this list that means i'll write for them! pls mind the category they fall under as some characters i will only write in queer relationships

italics for who i write best

this is the x reader section <3

GEN V

any gender reader: sam riordan, emma meyer

DEATH NOTE

any gender reader: l lawliet, mail jeevas

only male or nonbinary reader: mihael keehl, nate river

only female or nonbinary reader: misa amane, rem

OURAN HIGH SCHOOL HOST CLUB

any gender reader: haruhi fujioka, tamaki suoh, kyoya ootori, hikaru hitachiin, kaoru hitachiin, mitsukuni haninozuka, takashi morinozuka

PEACEMAKER:

any gender reader: adrian chase

TOTAL DRAMA

any gender reader: duncan, scott, gwen, bridgette, noah, heather, lindsay

this is the canon x canon section :3

MY HERO ACADEMIA

kirishima/bakugou, kirishima/bakugou/shinsou, bakugou/shinsou, kirishima/shinsou, momo/jirou, todoroki/bakugou, aizawa/yamada

DEATH NOTE:

mello/matt. that's it sorry.

SOUTH PARK:

craig/kenny, kyle/craig, pete/michael, kenny/henrietta, henrietta/wendy, bebe/wendy, wendy/stan/kyle