#kevin mccormick x reader

[picklebunbun]

adoptive parent! reader + kenny, karen, and kevin

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hc or oneshot/series?: Headcannons

gn reader, they/them prns

genre: bit of angst, fluff

romantic/platonic?: platonic

fandom: South Park

cw: mentions of abuse, mentions of child neglect, mentions of horrible living conditions

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scenario

you’ve heard of how horribly these three kids at south park were being treated, you’re heart immediately ached for them

they were all staying at a foster home, yiu’ve decided to adopt them

their clothes were raggedy with a few hole here and there, they had dirt all over their bodies and looks like they haven’t in years

actual hc

when the three went to your house, it was basically luxury than the house that they used to live in. Touching every little thing in your house

even though he’s the oldest out of the three, Kevin had no idea how to bathe himself or brush his teeth, so when teaching him these things, it was basically like mentoring a toddler

it certainly was nice to eat something other than half eaten poptarts and ice, you actually had a shocked face when seeing how skinny all of them were

Kenny would actually like a room with his little sister, he was always terrified that something would happen to Karen and he wouldn’t be there to stop it

Karen would make you play dress up with her, since she could actually get dolls and dresses. Karen definitely uses up all her princess makeup {not that good on actually putting it on}

During dinnertime, it was really hard to get used to, Karen always got scared of being yelled at for saying anything. Honestly, “dinnertime” back at the old house always made Kenny sick in the stomach but was pleasantly confused when it really wasn’t as bad as he thought

all of their moods significantly approved, even looking and smelling better at school. A lot of students were confused on how different they looked

it would be very wise to block out any 🌽 sites, just incase

the first month/week was extremely tough, it was pretty hard to get them to fully trust you, it’s not that they’re ungrateful, they’ve just gone through so much that it’s difficult to

When they do, it’s really nice, you get to have one-on-one conversations with you. It’s also nice to see them comfortable in your house rather than stand in the corner, scared

Kenny’s friends talk about the sudden change “is that your new parent?“ “yeah they’re really sweet!“ “thank god we don’t have to smell you anymore“

Kevin really likes racecars and comic books, he never had a chance to become an actual teenager and mostly fished with his dad, which he didn’t really like. So, when you bought him those things as a surprise for his birthday, he was absolutely estatic, jumping up and down

Karen likes getting her hair brushed, ever since she saw tangled, she sang the “healing“ song everytime you brush her hair. Karen also wears her Rapunzel tiara all the time, she likes the way it looks!

It was a little confusing seeung Kennt in a princess costume, but it really doesn’t matter, if he wanted to be a princess then he can {even if it’s for a stupid roleplay} you did his make-up and everything, which was nicely done may I add

In all seriousness, you seriously saved them, they can finally be normal kids and not have to worry if they have to eat the grass to survive tommorrow

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[vikkirosko]

🧡 Kenny McCormick x fem!Reader x Kevin McCormick headcanons Babysitter for Karen 🧇

Although there were three children in the McCormick family, the parents decided that someone else would look after Karen better. And you turned out to be the one who agreed to babysit their daughter. Kevin and Kenny knew you from school and the fact that you would come to their house made them really happy. The reason for that was because they both liked you. You were older than Kenny but younger than Kevin and they both didn't have the opportunity to communicate with you often, but now they could fix it

Both brothers were friendly with you and tried to get your attention, but you were busy playing with Karen. However, they noticed that they were both in love with you and neither Kenny nor Kevin was satisfied with that. You didn't even realize that there was an unspoken rivalry between them for your attention that neither of them wanted to lose

Every time you came to their house, Kenny asked you to help him with his lessons. Each time you agreed, explaining to him a topic that he didn't understand while Karen was eating or playing. Kenny tried to sit close to you or touch your hand. You didn't pay attention to such little things, telling him with a soft smile about how to solve equations or how the laws of physics work. Unlike him, you really listened carefully in class

Kevin had fewer opportunities to be with you, but you talked about school. You had less of an age difference with him than with Kenny, and you had more things in common to talk about. Kevin was glad that you could just chat and a few times you walked together after school. He didn't call it a date, but he'd be lying if he said he didn't want it to be them

They kept trying to win your favor, but they didn't even realize that you understood that they were in love with you. You weren't going to force things and just watched what would come out of it

[lost-walmartbag]

These are all the links to my South Park fanfics. I hope this is laid out well. These are what all the symbols next to some of the links mean.

♡ - Mild nsfw

◇ - Full nsfw

● - Completed series

○ - Ongoing series

☆ - One shot

Many fics or chapters may not have a symbol next to them, but this does not mean they don't contain mature topics. I put warnings before every chapter so you'll know what it has.

All characters are over 18 unless stated otherwise

These fics are sorted by character

If you don't see a character you want a fic for let me know

Asking for nsfw content is okay

Kyle Broflozski

-College AU- ●

01 02: 'So it's a date?' 03: 'How'd it go?' ♡ 04: 'Official' 05: 'Good Morning' ◇ 06: 'Fantasy'

-Peace by your side- ○

Prologue 01 02 03

-One-shots- ☆

Prom with Kyle Broflozski Part 1: Cartman, Stan, Kyle Chubby reader smut-shot ◇

Stan Marsh

-Cheating story S1- ●

01: 'How's that for an autograph?' ◇ 02: 'Guilt' 03: 'Who was it?' ◇ 04: 'It isn't you' 05: 'Don't go'

-Stan x reader S2- ○

01: 'Sarah' 02: 'Missed calls' 03: Meeting 04: Barging in 05: Do you? 06: More than happy 07: Game Plan 08: Pickups and unloads

-One-shots- ☆

Prom with Stan Marsh 01: Cartman, Stan, Kyle

Kenny McCormick

-Ex story- ●

01: Or not 02: Jealousy 03: Mistake 04: Ice cold loneliness 05: Hangover Breakfast 06: I'm here 07: No expense 08: Peace

-One-shots- ☆

Prom with Kenny Mccormick 02: Kenny, Butters, Clyde

Butters/ Marjorine x readers

-Marjorine x reader- ●

01: What is my name? 02: Leo? 03: Rejection therapy 04: As terrifying as it might be 05: The plan 06: Can we talk 07: Out 08: Funeral

-One-shots- ☆

Prom with Butters Stotch 02: Kenny, Butters, Clyde

Craig Tucker x readers

-Sleepover series- ○

01: 'I hate you' 02: 'Sleepover' ◇ 03: 'Plus one' ◇

-One-shots- ☆

Prom with Craig Tucker 03: Craig, Tweek, Tolkien

Scott Tenorman

-Bound- ○

01 02 03 - coming soon

Cartman x readers

-First impressions-

01: Good thing 02: Potato salad 03: Plastic 04: Night out 05: Friends 06: Time

-One-shots-

Prom with Eric Cartman 01: Cartman, Stan, Kyle

Other characters

-Prom series- ☆

Prom with Tweek Tweak Prom with Tolkien Black Prom with Clyde Donovan Prom with Clyde pt2 Prom with Pete Thelman Prom with Jimmy Valmer

-SP characters as dads- ☆

04: Jimmy, Ike, Kevin

-Headcanons- ☆

Clyde headcanons

This may change so if something is off look back here for updates as fics continue and conclude and new fics start. thank you for the support it means a lot 🩷

[pinkrifle]

HEY, I loved your post about being Kyle's big sister, could I ask for one with Kenny , Karen and Kevin?? I just want to hug those kids and take care of them 😓😓🩷🩷

OF COURS!! i love them too don’t even WORRRYY 🫶

n i’m so happi i’m finally getting requests LETS GOOOO

anywya!!

— being kenny, karen and kevin’s big sister!!

despite kevin’s relentless protests that he wants to fight his parents if they get too loud for karen and kenny, you always put those 3 in a seperate room and deal with carol and stuart yourself!!!

sometimes your friends give you money,, n you spend it on things you know your siblings would like!! karen: coloring books/stuffies, kenny: secretly likes stuffies aswell/accessories for his mysterion or princess kenny costume, kevin: sports related things/those flavored water pack things

and when carol/stuart give allowances, you always split yours with the 4 of you!! kevin’s always the happiest he gets more money.

always keeping an eye on kevin to make sure he’s not doing drugs or drinking alc, trying to rehabilitate him and or calm his addiction down.

you know that kenny dies a bunch, and always remind yourself of it, but can’t bring yourself to not cry when kenny dies infront of you. like BAWLL

during thunderstorms you always huddle your siblings into a blankie with yourself even tho they say their big kids and don’t need your cuddles!!

always babying kevin, and he gets upset because he’s supposed to be the oldest 🤭 but your little brother is too cute!!

for my kevlly ppl… when kevin brings shelly home you fangirl!! teasingl bringing them roses and candles and such, as they just BEGGG for you to go away..

keeping an eye on kenny when he’s hanging around with his friends,and if cartman dares to say anything about your financial situation you’d verbally beat his ahh 🫶

once again, the main 4 fight for your acceptance/you liking them, and you love all of them the same!! well cartman a little less.

always buying the weirdest shit for them and they jokingly hate you for it,,,,

cleaning kenny’s room and finding his playboys results in a strange look from you to kenny, but putting it back and saving the cleaning for another day

you and kevin always used to fight when u were kids, but you baby and cuddle him all the time now even if everyone thinks it’s cringe ❤️

always carrying karen bridal style and doing dramatic plays with kenny as princess kenny, you as a queen, karen as another princess and kevin is a knight, kevin loves it sm but attempts to act like he hates it

always helping kevin when his braces hurt his teeth and he ends up sobbing, ruffling his hair and feeding ice or popsicles into his mouth!!

occasionally getting fast food once a month for your siblings, trying to hide it from your parents. (they wonder where all your allowance is going,,,)

sorry this is kinda short!! i’m working on chubby mysterion x reader hcs rn 🫶 I LOVE THE MCCORMICK SIBLNGS ANON ILY

[pineappleciders]

I loved your older siblings has, can u do more of them ?? :3

south park main 4 with a stereotypical older sibling reader

A/N: of course!!!! i've actually gotten several reqs to do more of these so i'm gonna do the main 4!!! i hope this is what you meant :D also so sorry for this being super late i have too many drafts

stan marsh

ANOTHER SHELLY??? pray for him

his friends have seriously been getting annoyed with how much he complains about his older siblings

you don't beat him up as bad as shelly does but you do shove him out of the way and noogie him and all that. you take his hat off and make fun of his greasy hair and he gets super pissy

always angry about how you always manage to woo your parents over. how sharon treats you like an angel when you're actually an evil dick

you and shelly gang up on him all the time LOL you two plan together in your rooms about how to annoy him. like when his friends are over you constantly open the door randomly just to put him on edge

whenever he's having problems with wendy he always comes to you. you always laugh and make fun of him but you actually give really good relationship advice

despite constantly making fun of him and annoying him you actually always have his back?? when he's getting bullied or he feels scared you're always on the person's ass and ready to jump in front of him at any moment

you'd never admit it though. stan is a little shit but he's a funny evil little shit

kyle broflovski

he peeks into a room to see you playing with ike and smiling and laughing and treating him like a little angel and he compares that to how you treat him and he thinks it's unfair

what he doesn't know is that when he was a baby like ike you were constantly cooing at him and carrying him. you think you would die of embarrassment if your parents showed him pictures of you reading him bedtime stories

he thinks you HATE him. like he is 100% convinced that you are out to get him. i mean you kinda are but it's tough love yk

you hide his hat often because you know he would rather die than go to school without it. he gets all pissed and snatches it when he finds it

calls you stupid and stuff like stereotypical sibling behavior but you're really the only grown-up he can trust with issues. sheila is amazing but she has quite a temper,, you're not that great either but you always help out somehow

tattles on you when you do smth he knows ur not supposed to be. he doesn't take immense joy in being a snitch but he thinks you deserve it

eric cartman

he hates you. you're #1 on his shit-list. like seriously be careful

whines and stamps his foot when you aren't a pushover and actually make him do basic things. like how dare you be a normal human being. he hates liane too but he always clings to her when you're around

whenever you see his friends you like to embarrass him by telling them how much of a mama's boy he is. and it doesn't really work because their opinion of him can't get much lower

is constantly plotting on how to get rid of you. sometimes you find papers in his room that are either extremely complicated or super simple plans to kill you

he also tapes threatening letters to your door sometimes. you're not really scared of him, but after the incident with the tenormans, you started locking your door at night..

his friends are actually quite thankful that there's someone to keep eric in his place now. he actually acts... somewhat more normal now. it's frightening how just having an older sibling can keep him in line

although... not completely. he's still a little devil and you pick him up by his scruff like a kitten whenever you catch him plotting.

kenny mccormick

even if you occasionally lock the door on him, and tease him in his stupid little roleplay outfits, he's still quite thankful to have an elder figure in his life who can take care of him.

admittedly, it's very hard to be mean to kenny and karen, so you typically find yourself bullying kevin the most.

it's never mean-spirited though. living in a household like that requires you to stick together, and you honestly wouldn't trade your siblings for the world

you get a job pretty early to start providing for your family, and you're often forced to bring kenny and the others with you to work at your boring cashier job. kevin likes to help out with restocking while karen and kenny play dolls behind the register

you smack kenny upside the head everytime you catch him reading porno mags.

his friends either think you're awesome or think you're lame. depends on how u act and cartman probably lowkey likes you but doesn't admit it cuz ur poor😭😭

even though you're mean to him u and kenny still chill a lot together. he'll always ask about adult stuff like weed but you never entertain his goofy ideas. he might try to act more grown, but he'll always be your baby brother!!!

[iskinpeople]

Here's Kenny McCormick NSFW and SFW headcannons <3

NOTE: We all know how Kenny is, the SFW might be shorter than the NSFW😭

Fanart Links!: https://pin.it/2o34dVSqB https://pin.it/47C0E9Lib

Kenny McCormick x GN!Reader (Also mostly fem...)

SFW -

Also a big cuddler!

Let's you wear his Parka around

He feeds you despite being poor but you pay him and his siblings back by giving them food

His mom really loves you but his dad is mif. He thinks your using his son for something

Kisses you all the time

When he FINALLY intoduced you to his siblings, Karen loved you and Kevin was surprisingly okay with you. He was happy Kenny found someone so kind and brought them food. Karen was happy her brother loved someone and brought her toys and did her hair

He pulls your hair for no reason, not in a painful way but a little tug

Normally females would do this but Kenny leaves his stuff around your room, he wants to remind you of him <3

Has polaroid pictures of you two around his room

When he finally gets a phone, you are his wallpaper and lockscreen, you two also share matching pfps

Constantly texts you memes

Also constantly texts his friends about you

Neck kisses during cuddles

He takes you to watch the sunset at Starks Pond

NSFW -

He collects your panties 100%

You know those polaroid pictures? Yeah he's got one of you two having sex in his wallet

He praises but also degrades, "You're such a good slut" "Taking me so well you fucking whore"

He's not so loud but he's not quiet

He growls in your ear

He also likes when you're in his shirt or parka with nothing else under, turns him on

Has snuck you over to fuck on his bed

He moans your name

Please moan his!!! He loves it so much

Rough but slow

He's into very kinky shit

Cowgirl is his favorite position

Major breeding kink

Roleplay

Has fucked you at your parents place in the next room they were in

Stan Marsh

Kyle Broflovski

Eric Cartman

MASTERLIST☆

[starkspondwater]

Wanted- Kenny McCormick x Reader

Summary: It's Kenny's turn to play 7 minutes in heaven...though it doesn't pan out the way it normally would. Something tells you that you could easily turn the night around for him, you just might have to be bold.

Warnings: Smut, giving and (kind of) receiving head

a/n: I'm trying to get more into writing smut- still makes me feel silly every time I write but practice makes perfect! Kenny might be OOC but I kind of wanted kicked puppy Ken to make an appearance!

A semester away from South Park was…odd, you decided. You had been desperate for the opportunity to grow and stretch your legs from the confines of home but a part of your heart ached for your small and humble town. One big aspect you missed was how social you could be there, how you knew everyone and what was going on. In a bigger place it was just a little difficult to make friends, social calendars never lined up, and homework kept you inside.

When you received a text invitation for a party at Tolkien's over break, you happily accepted.

Being away for even a short time had you missing the familiar streets and views. Apparently, you were missed as well if the tight hug Heidi trapped you in was any indication.

“Oh my god, I’m so happy you’re back!” She let go to look at you, showing off those dimples you suddenly realized you had dearly missed. “I told everyone you were coming and let’s just say you’re practically the guest of honor!”

“I don’t need anyone making a huge fuss! I wasn’t even the only one that went away for school.”

“Psh, you’re the only one out of state! We still see Wendy and Kyle since they're only in Denver. You basically dropped off the face of the planet, Y/N.” Heidi quirked an eyebrow at you.

“Huh…hadn’t thought of it like that…” shaking off the guilt that began to rise, you changed the subject. “So how is everyone?”

If there was one thing to know about Heidi, it is that she never left any details out. As she went in on what everyone had been doing, the two of you got ready for the evening.

“...and Kenny is still at the autoshop with Kevin. Of course he’ll be there tonight too.”

At the mention of Kenny you felt excited. In highschool he was no doubt the biggest flirt, and a fun one at that. You lost count of how many times he had made you laugh out loud in class, much to the teacher’s irritation. It also didn’t hurt that you had the smallest of crushes on the boy. Well…maybe you were a little obsessed with him back then.

He was cute with those baby blues of his, it was a shame he didn’t have much success with all that flirting he did. Being one of the poorest in town, many of the girls thought being with him would be a downgrade, something you always thought was such bullshit. While he never had seriously asked you out, it still made your blood boil to see how the other girls in class had talked about him. Thankfully though, it never seemed to bother him. He kept his easy going grin and kept on being himself, all while you always sat not so far away hoping he’d notice just how into him you were instead.

You couldn’t help the slight flutter you felt at the possibility of seeing him tonight.

The party was in full swing as you pulled up, music pumping and practically rattling the windows. Inside was much louder and you quickly found yourself lost in the groove of things, warm bodies surrounding you on all sides.

Every old face you saw brought you surprise and joy, friendly hugs coming fairly often as you danced your way around the room. It was surprising how much everyone seemed to change, how good everyone looked. Part of you hoped that they saw you the same way too.

“Y/N! They have games!” Heidi slurred, pulling you along the throngs of people. You hadn’t been here long and already the poor girl was sloshed.

In another room sat a number of old friends and new faces, all organized in a mess of a circle around a bottle. Carefully placing yourself down, you made eye contact with the one person you really wanted to see tonight.

Kenny McCormick had grown even cuter in the time you had been away. His hair, always shaggy, had grown into a bit of mullet that somehow worked for him. A flash of metal told you he had also acquired a new lip ring, drawing special attention to that mouth of his. Who were you kidding- he wasn’t cute, he was hot.

There was one thing that seemed to remain completely the same- those mischief filled blue eyes.

It had been his turn to spin the bottle, a small flick sending it round and round. In no time at all it landed on a pretty blonde girl off to your left, a girl you hadn’t seen before. Something in you ached as you watched a large grin grow on Kenny’s face, showing off the missing canine he lost back in junior year. To your surprise, the girl looked disappointed, pouting at her friend next to her.

“Can we re-spin?” Her voice whined, causing a few around them to laugh.

“See Kinny! I told you no one wanted your poor ass to play!” Cartman snickered. You hadn’t yet noticed the rotund boy off to the side, a few empty beer cans littering the table next to him.

You expected Kenny to flip the bird and laugh, maybe give another dig back to Cartman as he had always done. Instead, you felt your heart sink as you watched him pick himself off the floor and walk off.

Without thinking you hopped up as well to follow, only a few beats behind him. He had only just made his way up the stairs when you caught his sleeve, the touch making him jump a bit.

“Hey…” you breathed, finally face to face with him after months away. You weren’t really sure what you planned on doing or saying, but the look on his face when he turned broke you. This was not the Kenny you remembered.

“Hey uh…long time no see,” the smirk Kenny gave came out more like a grimace. “I just…didn’t feel like playing anymore, y’know?”

“Yeah…I just thought what she said was kind of rude. Same with Cartman though he’s always been an ass.”

“But nothing said was untrue.” Shoving his hands into his pockets Kenny shifted a little, curling in on himself slightly. “I mean, I’m poor. That’s kind of a fact around here or didja forget?”

“Okay? Most of those assholes are poor now too. We all have student loans.” Crossing your arms you gave the blond in front of you a look. He hesitated a bit, like he was trying to figure out what exactly you were trying to do.

“...I smell bad. I have missing teeth, my hair is greasy, I can’t even afford to take anyone on an actual date and-” As Kenny started listing things off rapid fire, you pulled him into a nearby closet. Fumbling, you found the light switch, now covering you both in a dim light.

“W-what are you doing?” Kenny, for the first time since you’ve known him, looked nervous.

“Showing you that everything you just said was bullshit.” You had always wondered what it would be like to have his full attention, not just the small amount of flirting he’d do in school. Now that you had it, you weren’t going to blow it.

Gently, you placed your hands on his shoulders, bringing him closer. At this distance you could feel the body heat radiating off of him in waves along with something else.

“As far as I can tell, you don’t smell,” Kenny had a bit of a natural scent to him, not really ‘clean’ but something more manly…something you felt was actually quite intoxicating. “The missing tooth, for your information, actually looks pretty fucking attractive attractive when you smile.”

Reaching up one hand you ran it though his shaggy locks, bringing his head incrementally closer to yours. “Your hair does not feel greasy, and honestly Kenny…I don’t give a shit about what you can and can’t afford.”

Hungry lips met your own, lip ring sliding deliciously along your mouth. Those hands that you had once fantasized about were now gripping your hips hard. You recalled Heidi mentioning his line of work and had the thought how strong those hands must really be.

Kenny’s lips moved to your neck, open mouthed kisses peppered in such a way that every spot he found was a sensitive one. You couldn’t help the sounds you made as he left marks along your jaw. 

“You have no idea how much I’ve wanted this. I had it so fucking bad for you in school.” his voice rumbled against your throat.

“Are you fucking kidding me? “ You barked a laugh, making him momentarily stop. “You mean we could’ve been doing this all along?” 

With a wicked grin Kenny sunk down to his knees, hands quickly working at bunching up your skirt.

“Could’ve been doing more than just kissin’, doll.” The vibration of his mouth on your clothed cunt made you jolt. 

You felt dizzy with your hands gripping his hair, your mind going pleasantly blank due to the what of his mouth. You were definitely soaked, and even through the panties you had on he seemed to love the taste, humming in pleasure with every kiss. Suddenly, a thought occurred to you- Didn’t you follow him up here to make him feel better?

“Kenny…Ken, stop a second,” your voice felt far away to your own ears as you spoke, gaining Kenny's attention. He hesitantly stopped, giving you a look of confusion and hurt. 

“As much as I really want to continue this,” and oh god how you wanted to with his pretty face looking up at you like that. “I was hoping to make you feel good…Can I?”

Kenny seemed to take a minute to understand what you were actually saying, but when it clicked his eyes went wide.

“Really? Like, you’re sure you want to do that? With me?” He sounded surprised. As you slowly dragged him back to his feet, he appeared anxious.

Popping open the front button of his jeans, you lowered yourself down to the floor. Kenny, thinking quick, pulled down one of the coats hanging up and gave it to you. You felt yourself flush with how thoughtful he was as you placed the coat under your knees. Sliding down the zipper, you tugged his pants down leaving Kenny in his boxers, now tight front he bulge he was sporting.

Hooking a finger into the waistband, you freed it, his cock bouncing up and nearly smacking you in the face. You weren’t sure what you expected, but it was fairly impressive and long with a leaky pink tip.

Stroking a few times, Kenny’s knees buckled and a low moan dropped from his lips. Giving a sly smile, you took a couple long licks down his length before taking him into your mouth.

“Ah-shit. Ungh!” you could feel the slight buck of his hips as you bobbed your head, the velvet of his skin sliding between your lips. The sounds he made went straight to your belly, making you feel impossibly warm.

Kenny did not want to take his eyes off of you. Seeing you gazing up at him with those eyes, soft lips wrapped around him so prettily, made him feel like he was coming undone.

“God, you feel s-so good,” he tried to keep from thrusting forward, not wanting to make you uncomfortable. He only hoped you hadn’t noticed how he was holding back, how much he really wanted to touch you.

You did notice, and wanted to change that.

Backing out with ‘pop’ you grabbed both of Kenny’s hands, tangling them into your hair. Taking the head of his cock back into your mouth you peered up at the blond and waited.

I-uh…are you sure?” his voice was ragged as he stared down. With a glint in your eyes and the smallest of nods, he got the permission he so desperately needed.

Thrusting in he heard a gag, your throat squeezing him in just the right way that he couldn’t stop. He couldn’t stop pumping into you and he couldn’t stop the sounds that were leaving him. 

“Fuck! Take it all, yeah- oh goddamn~” He was losing himself in the sensation of fucking your face, something he had only dreamed about in his younger years when all he had was extra time and his fist.

Looking down he nearly came at the sight. Your tear filled eyes stayed trained on him, but had drooped a little, saliva and precum messily covering your chin and around your mouth.

What really got to him was the small amount of movement going on under you. While he had been blissed out of his mind you had slid your hand under your skirt and was rubbing yourself.

The picture in front of him had him thrusting faster, no longer consistent as he got closer and closer. After a few more thrusts he felt his balls begin to tighten.

“Babe, I’m- fuck!- I’m gonna cum.” He slowed, not wanting to assume anything you might’ve wanted. Feeling the change, you brought an encouraging hand up to his thigh, urging him to keep his pace.

Three more pumps and he spilled into your mouth and down your throat. As you felt the warm spurts leave him you swallowed, making him groan.

Gradually, his grip on your hair loosened as he caught his breath. Tucking himself back into his pants he kneeled to your level, looking tired and apprehensive.

“Was that alright?” The question had you laughing.

“Of course? I dragged you in here for this, why wouldn’t it be alright?” Your laughter stopped at the look on his face, so similar to the one he had before all this happened. Sighing, but still smiling at him, you said “I’ll have you know I wanted this, Ken. I wanted you.”

At that statement Kenny couldn’t help but grin, gingerly taking your hands in his. Huffing out an awkward chuckle, he gave your hands a squeeze. 

“Hell of a way to kick things off, huh?”

“Yeah, but not in a bad way…” After a moment you started to rise, bringing Kenny up with you.

It was apparent to anyone there that something had transpired between the two of you. Rumpled clothing and mussed up hair telling enough of the story, but there was something in the way Kenny looked at you with such an easy smile, or how you kept linking fingers, never straying too far to even talk to others. It was a shift anyone could see, Heidi even giving you a wink when she met your gaze later that night.

It was as the two of you walked out that you felt you had to ask him.

“Was that like your first blowjob or something?” Kenny laughed, knocking his arm into yours.

“Shut up! I’ve had one before, it’s just never been…like that.” Bursting into giggles yourself, Kenny looked at you in befuddlement.

“I forgot all about Tammy Warner!” Wheezing, you clutched his arm and gave a teasing smile. “Was it better than that at least.”

….

“Jesus Christ, much better.”

[kira-broflovski]

Stuck With Me || Kenny McCormick x Reader

note: characters are in high school

Drunken yells, and occasional shattering of glass, echoed throughout the tiny house the McCormick family resided in. Every shout and break only frightened the children of the family, no matter how much they were used to it by now.

Kenny knew he needed to get out again, and he knew exactly who to text and where to go.

"wanna go for a walk. ill come 2 u"

Without waiting for your response, he made his way over to your house so he could meet you and have one of your usual walks around the town. The two of you often did this when his parents had more intense fights.

Something about you brought him peace, but he had no idea what these feelings were. All he knew was that he's had them for as long as you've been close.

He looked up into the blanket of stars above him, and he watched a cloud slowly drift by the moon while it lit up the sky.

Amazed by the sky's seemingly never-ending beauty, he felt compelled to stop walking for a minute and just admire it.

Never in his life did he feel so small and insignificant.

"Please, God, if you even exist please give me a sign things are going to get better. Or at least a warning." He continued to stare, motionless, at the moon. "Give Kevin and Karen better lives, let mom and dad find peace, or just anything. Any sign, for Christ's sake." He spat his prayers under his breath.

"Just give me a fucking sign, please!"

"Kenny? Are you out here?"

He snapped out of his resentful begging and looked down to spot you in the distance looking for him.

"Kenny!?"

You had run outside because you swore you heard his voice yelling something and maybe something had happened to him on the way to your house.

"Y/N!" He called back, coming to his senses.

"Kenny! I'm so glad you're safe." You let out a deep breath as you both walked towards each other.

The two of you spent a while just walking around aimlessly, enjoying each other's company and laughing at the usual drunkards that littered Main Street at night. You brought up anything that would distract him from his undeserved home life... not that he calls that place a real home.

Later, you had found yourselves sitting on a bench by the quaint pond on the outskirts of town.

"God, the sky is so pretty out here." You were staring up at the sky, and Kenny thought the stars shined brighter in your eyes.

That's when his feelings had hit him like a truck.

He decided it probably wasn't best to confess immediately, he still needed time to internalise those thoughts and he wanted to experience what it felt like to have a real crush on someone while his friends tease him about it. He craved that sense of normalcy; a regular teenage life.

"Y/N?" He began. "Do you think... do you think the future will be okay for us?"

You continued to look around the jet-black sky as you answered him. "You, Kevin, and Karen will have better things one day. I'm sure of it."

"God, I hope so. But, uh, I meant between the two of us. Do you think we'll still have each other in the future?"

"You're not getting rid of me that easy!" You laughed as you finally tore your eyes away from the abyss and looked at Kenny instead, who was already staring at you.

"Believe me, I don't want to." He raised his hands in defense when you got closer to him.

"Good. You're stuck with me anyways." Feeling a surge of confidence, you laid your head on his shoulder and looked out onto the pond.

That's when he decided to sling his arm over your shoulder and pull you closer into him, the gesture making you both smile.

"Nobody else I'd rather be stuck with, Y/N."

[lost-walmartbag]

SP characters as dads pt 4!

Warning: None just fluff

Background: You and your husband are first-time parents. You and Jimmy, You and Ike, and you and Kevin try your best to be the best parents you can be.

Status: Request Open

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Jimmy

You put your baby in a walker as Jimmy comes backstage wearing his suit. You smile and kiss his lips softly.

"H-hey b-babe we have an-another segmen-segment can you come on st-stage with J-June?" He asked looking at you and June with a smile.

"Oh, sweetie of course. But are you sure? Do I look ok?" You ask smoothing out your hair.

"B-babe you l-l-look beautiful." He says taking your hand and leading you and June on stage.

Jimmy sits down in his seat and you take June out of her walker and place her on your lap as you sit next to Jimmy's desk. The cameras start rolling and the audience claps as Jimmy introduces you.

"S-so tonight we're h-here with my b-b-beautiful wife Y/N and m-my l-l-lovely daughter June," Jimmy says letting you speak.

"Hi everyone." You say with a bright smile and June looks around cooing.

"Wow, what a wonderful audience," Jimmy said making the audience clap.

"S-so b-babe I-I mean Y/N," Jimmy says making the audience awe. "Our p-producers are g-g-gonna ask you s-some q-questions."

You nod and let June hold onto your finger. June coos and reaches for Jimmy. Jimmy takes her from your hands and the producers start asking you questions. As you answer the questions you notice Jimmy playing with June happily.

"So how did you see Jimmy after you gave birth?" A producer asked you.

You look over seeing Jimmy holding June and looking at you. You smile and gently stroke June's cheek.

"Giving birth was one of the hardest things I ever had to do but hearing her take her first breath and being able to hold her was one of the best things in the world." You look at June lovingly and then look up at Jimmy. "And when I got to see Jimmy holding her I fell in love all over again. He spends every moment he can with her playing with her, feeding her, and shopping with her. I never knew I could love him more than I already did, but seeing him be a father to one of the most beautiful girls in the world."

You look at Jimmy and lean in kissing him softly. Jimmy kisses back and the audience applauses and June claps along with them. You pull back and June grabs Jimmy's tie.

"I was ready to marry him all over again." You finish looking over at the audience.

"C-couldn't have s-said it better m-my-myself."

Ike

You and Ike had been living in Canada for a few years but after having Ivan you and Ike decided to move to his home town South Park Colorado. It took a month to finally get completely settled.

One afternoon you got a call from Kyle inviting you three down to his mom's house for dinner. You got yourself ready while Ike got Ivan ready.

"Ok buddy I think you're set." Ike says putting Ivan in a blue shirt and khaki shorts.

"This shade of blue good?" You ask Ike referring to your blouse that was the same color as his and Ivan's

"Perfect." He says kissing your forehead gently.

"You don't think it's a bit much we all match when we go out?" You ask adjusting your khaki pants.

Ike acts offended and pouts. "How dare you."

Ivan giggles making you smile and pick him up. You all head out and walk to Ike's parent's house as you were close by. You knock on the door and Shelia greets you.

"Oh Y/N! You look amazing can't even tell you had a baby." She says praising you. "Come in come in."

You laugh and step inside with the boys. Kyle comes up to you giving you a big hug.

"Nice to see you too Kyle." You say hugging back.

"You look great. God I can't imagine how it was giving birth to this chunky boy." Kyle says pulling away and picking Ivan's cheek.

"So how's parenthood?" Gerald asks.

"Amazing Considering I got Ike by my side." You say smiling at Ike.

He smiles and kisses your cheek softly. Ivan sees and pulls your head down and kisses your cheek.

"Oh how precious," Sheila says. "Let's talk about how cute our grandson is over dinner!"

You all sit at the table and eat. You all chat and laugh. You held Ike's hand after you finished. You could tell he was tired you all moved to the living room and continued the conversation you were having with Sheila.

When you look back at Ike you see him fast asleep with Ivan on his chest. Ivan was drooling all over Ike's shirt making you smile. You try to pick Ivan up but Ike's grip around him tightens.

"Oh, he used to do that all the time. It's best to let him sleep." Sheila said.

You smile and kiss both of their cheeks softly.

Kevin

You come home and see Kevin and Kaz on the floor playing with his trucks. You place your shopping bags inside the bedroom and come back out in a different outfit.

"Hey, baby how was Kaz?" You ask sitting on the floor with them.

"He was a handful but I think I got him to calm down well." He says with a smile.

You pick Kaz up and see he was very sleepy. You frown and let out a sigh as Kaz was struggling to keep his eyes open.

"You didn't put him down for his nap did you?" You ask Kevin who quickly got up.

"I was going to.." Kevin says rubbing the back of his neck nervously.

"Or take him a shower?" You ask getting a bit frustrated.

"I.."

You let out a sigh and grab his hand taking him to the bathroom and putting the baby in the big sink.

"Bathe him I'll be right here." You say letting Kevin take reign.

Kevin tries to bathe Kaz but struggles as Kaz gets upset and starts crying. You watch him struggle to finish but after 10 minutes Kevin was able to finish. He lets out a sigh of relief and wraps the baby in a towel.

"Now put him to bed." You say getting up and heading to the kitchen.

You pour yourself a glass of wine as you hear Kaz crying and Kevin struggling to get him dressed and put to bed. You stand outside the nursery taking small sips of wine. After 30 minutes Kevin comes out exhausted. You look at him and smirk.

"How'd it go?" You ask.

Kevin took your wine glass and finished it making you laugh. Kevin pulls you into a hug and peppers kisses all over your face.

"I'm so sorry I don't appreciate you enough. God, I feel like a deadbeat." He mutters holding onto you tightly.

"Oh honey, I know you were trying your best. Maybe I shouldn't have left." You said rubbing his back.

"No, you shouldn't have to stay home all day with Kaz." He says pulling back. "I'll be better. Tomorrow is your day off so you're going to relax and I will handle everything for you and Kaz. I promise."

You smile and lead him to the bedroom. "I love you and I love when you take charge."

Kevin smiles and gets a sudden boost of energy when you both go into the bedroom.

A/N: Hey guys I'm so sorry if this isn't as good I think I may be coming down with something. But I promise better work in a day or two. Anyways love you all thank you for reading 🩷🩷🩷

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[pinkrifle]

Hello ml!<3 i was wondering if you could do yandere team stan and craig x reader platonic please! Like they see reader as a little sister!^^

hi lovely! i do not take SP requests anymore buttttf this seems really easy, so i should be able to do this !

saying this rn i’m so sorry if this is short #_# <\3 i’m sorry if i missed a character or two aswell!

only team stan right now as i can’t really think of much to do for team craig, sorry once more! D:

Stan Marsh -

a little careful not to bring you around his friends too much.. especially cartman AND COVERS UR EARS EVERYTIME ONE OF THEM SAYS A DIRTY JOKE LOL (no matter how old you are!1!1!)

would 100% go off on anyone who tries to mess with you (and Kyle would probably join him too) , ya don’t F with family, folks!

trades his lunch or snacks at lunch to give them to you!! loves seeing the look on your face when you get a snack size pack of skittles. Even if it’s super small your face always lightens up and he just laughs and feels very proud of himself after

he makes sure shelly isn’t too mean to you, let’s her rip on him instead if she gets a little aggressive with you (she wouldn’t really go that far dw <3)

Eric Cartman -

GETS YOU IN TROUBLE ALL THE TIMMEEEE

(don’t worry he always does something in return after. begrudgingly and hesitantly.) (he just feels bad)

brings you on all of his little dangerous adventures but makes sure you stay safe all the time,, if you get hurt EVER he’s SOOO dramatic. begging for a hospital!

if any of his friends (aka rest of team stan) dare to say anything to you (they don’t cuz they don’t care) he will 100% be dramatic ALLO OVER AGAIN, threatens to beat up his friends (he can’t rlly) and is nice to you for the rest of the day!!

steals cute stuff from other classmates and brings them to you, steals snacks from people and brings them to you!! probably stole some snacks from stan that he planned to give to his own little sibling

Kenny McCormick -

tones down his dirty jokes when with you, and also does not let you around his friends LMAO

loves hanging out with you, karen, and kevin! at first he was really hesitant on stuart and carol having you (like with karen) but loved you so much after your born!!

protects u FOR LIFE. is basically also your guardian angel when he’s in his mysterion costume! when your in the foster home thing(?) he’s visiting you like crazy and bringing you treats aswell. makes sure you never get beaten up in the basement by the parents

loves whenever you show him something you like. Anime? cartoons? etc? your not cringe to him at all! he likes weird shit too, trust. Watches and plays everything you show him <3

a video game MASTER! having any trouble with a boss fight? he’s got it. Cant find an item? he already has it and is gonna trade it to you!!

Kyle Broflovski -

takes care of you and Ike RELIGIOUSLY. love you two both to death!

plays dolls/action digs with you even if your in middle school or whatever (in the event he’s in HS or whatever) , he doesn’t want his little siblings to ever grow up! brings a tear to his eye.

every Hanukkah he makes sure you get the best presents and NEVER lets your presents break, always has them in pristine condition ! hates seeing you sad , it affects him more than he’d like to admit.. he also gives you his hat to wear when your a little down!

bakes and cooks with you, he’s pretty okay at cooking but if your bad it’s no problem! he’s willing to teach you the 3 dishes he knows how to make LMAO. If your better than him at cooking? EVEN BETTER, teach him! but he’ll be a little embarassed to learn stuff from his little sibling

having trouble with homework? he’s on it! he won’t let you cheat on anything, but he’ll help you and guide you to the right answer.

Never let’s people talk shit about you or make fun of you, he will fr fight his friends if they dare to do that.

heya! thanks for requesting, i haven’t been really willing to write lately but this got me off my booty!!! i really should open my tf2 and scp foundation reqs.

sorry again i couldn’t do team craig! i hope these were good enough, feel free to request this again some time if i’m ever active again! <3

[vikkirosko]

🩹 Kevin McCormick x Reader Oneshot I hate school events 🧇

Kevin stood apart from everyone, watching his classmates socialize and dance. He was standing in a suit in which he felt uncomfortable, and looked at the floor. He didn't want to go to the school dance, but his mother insisted that he should go. However, he managed to regret many times that he succumbed to her beliefs. He felt like a complete jerk, standing apart from everyone, like an outcast. He was just waiting for the school dance to end, because if he came home earlier, his mom would try to find out what happened, and he didn't want to explain to her the reason for leaving so early.

"I hate school events..."

"I hate school events"

He raised his eyes in surprise, looking at the one who said this phrase with him. It was you. You stood a little apart from him and looked at him as surprised as he looked at you. You looked at each other for a few seconds, and then you laughed. He came up to you and spoke with a smile.

"I'm Kevin"

"(Y/N)"

He remembered seeing you in the corridors of the school and in the cafeteria. You studied with him in parallel classes, so you didn't communicate before. However, now you've had the whole evening to chat. Kevin was sure that communicating with you could make this seemingly doomed evening much better.

[vikkirosko]

🩹 Kevin McCormick x Reader Oneshot Tutor 🧇

You and Kevin were sitting in his house and you were helping him prepare for the upcoming exams. You were in your senior year and graduation was waiting for you soon, but before that you both had to pass exams. You were calm about yourself, but not about Kevin. You've been dating for a couple of years and you didn't want to leave him in South Park to go to college. That's why every day after school you helped him learn what he would need in the exams. In a way, you were his tutor. You were explaining to him an incomprehensible topic in mathematics when you felt him hug you and bury his face in your neck.

"Can we take a break for a while?"

"Kevin..."

"I know what you're going to say, you're going to say that studying is the main thing now and that we shouldn't be distracted, but I missed you so much..."

"We see each other every day"

"I missed your hugs and your kisses..."

You sighed heavily. You've missed it yourself. You used to spend quite a lot of time like this, just being happy and in love.

"Okay, then let's do it differently, for every correct answer to the question I will kiss you"

"Agreed"

You have returned to your studies. To your surprise, Kevin began to try much harder. You, as promised, kissed him after each correct answer. But each kiss became longer than the previous one. You didn't even notice how Kevin pulled you onto his lap, kissing and hugging you. You snuggled up to him, responding to the kiss and hugging his neck. You kissed without thinking about studying anymore. But you were interrupted by the sound of the door opening and an indignant voice.

"Can you do it somewhere else?!"

It was Kenny. Kevin's younger brother knew perfectly well about your relationship and had nothing against it, but now he, like a child in front of whose parents were kissing, twisted his face and left slamming the door. You stared at the closed door for a few seconds and then both laughed. He pressed his forehead against yours.

"I love you"

"I love you too, but we need to get back to study"

"Anything for you"

[vikkirosko]

🩹 Kevin McCormick x fem!Reader Oneshot Best date 🧇

You were nervously pacing from one corner of the room to the other. Today you had a date planned and you couldn't wait for your boyfriend to come for you. You put on your best dress, made the most beautiful hairstyle that you could do. You were very worried. Finally, you heard the sound of a car approaching.

"Dear, your friend has arrived!"

You hurried out of your room and went down to the first floor. Your mother smiled gently at you.

"Have a nice evening, dear "

"Thank you Mom"

You kissed your mother on the cheek goodbye and left the house. There was a car parked outside your house. It was an old McCormick's pickup truck. Kevin was standing by the car. He smiled at you. You felt your cheeks turn red.

"Hello"

You've liked Kevin for a long time, and when he asked you out on a date, you couldn't refuse.

"Hi, you are especially beautiful today..."

He opened the door for you and helped you get into the car. Soon you were on your way to a cafe. Kevin didn't have a lot of money to take you to an expensive restaurant, but you didn't need it. The main thing for you was that he was there. In the cafe, you chatted about everything in the world. You couldn't help but smile. He smiled back at you. For the first time in a long time, he was so relaxed and didn't worry about anything. You had a great time together. Kevin drove you home, but you were in no hurry to go into the house, just as he was in no hurry to leave.

"Thank you for a wonderful evening"

You took a step towards him. Kevin smiled awkwardly.

"I hope we can take another walk together sometime"

"I really hope so too"

" Listen, I've been wanting to tell you something for a long time, but I still didn't know exactly how to say it, I'm not even sure how to say it correctly..."

You smiled. Kevin's excitement has given you confidence. You leaned forward and kissed him. It was your first kiss and you didn't regret sharing it with Kevin. He froze. His cheeks were flushed. You pulled back and smiled at him.

"See you at school Kevin"

"See you..."

You went into the house and only when you closed the door to your room did you sink to the floor and put your hands on your cheeks. You couldn't believe that you decided to kiss him. A happy smile appeared on your lips. It was the best date of your life. You couldn't wait to see him at school on Monday.

[vikkirosko]

🧡 Kenny McCormick x fem!Reader Oneshot Babysitter 🐀

Kenny watched you play with Karen and smiled. You were a classmate of his older brother Kevin and a girl he knew almost from birth. You lived a five-minute walk from his house and often helped him. You were friends with Kevin and helped him with his studies. Today Kenny's parents had to leave on business and Kevin was busy, so his parents asked you to look after Kenny and Karen. You often did this and didn't take money for it. It was late now, Kevin was due home soon and Kenny wanted to get as much done as possible. He was in love with you and he was not the only one, but of all his classmates who had feelings for you, only he communicated with you and today he planned to take the first step. You put Karen to bed and went to check if Kenny was okay, so you were surprised when you met him in the hallway.

"Is everything okay?"

"Can we talk?"

You smiled at him gently.

"Of course"

Kenny took you by the hand and took you to his room. He took your hands in his, looking at you with a serious expression on his face.

"So what did you want to talk about?"

Kenny froze, unable to find the words. Your smile fascinated him. Finally, gathering all his strength into a fist, he leaned forward and kissed you on the lips. You froze, not knowing what to do. Only the voice of Kevin who came and called you by name made you pull away and run home, trying to hide your reddened face from your friend. Kevin was surprised by this, but quickly realized that his younger brother was the reason for your hasty departure. He walked into Kenny's room and saw him smiling dreamily.

"I hope you didn't do anything strange and that (Y/N) won't be afraid to come to our house"

"I hope not"

Kevin sighed heavily. He couldn't stop his younger brother from being in love with you. All he could do was make sure Kenny didn't do anything stupid.