#princess kenny x reader

[sunny-ssunset]

*licks teeth and pins u against the wall* so uh...how bout something like reader asking princess kenny to be her queen? *i said with a growl staring at you*

*Grins flirtatiously* Course' anything for you sweet cheeks *Winks*

Her highness

👑🌸Princess Kenny x Fem knight reader🌸👑

Divider by stephaniesydney on deviantart

Masterlist!

♡Informing you I am taking this so seriously I have waited my entire life for this moment ladies and gents. AGED UP

Edit: i have gone off the rails and cannot take this fic seriously anymore im cringing so hard but i cannot stop the grind.....

Edit two: please do not take this seriously, i can do so much better if you want a rewrite feel free to ask i dont even know what this is anymore

Y/n looked at her Princess, Watching her blonde silky hair and purple eyes sparkle in the glistening sunlight. Making her skin look perfectly sunkissed.

"Y/n.... My Knight...." The princess looked over to her, expectantly batting her long lucious eyelashes, "Yes my princess?" Y/n replied, awaiting Kenny's request she bowed in honour of the princess.

"Can we go feed the birds?" She asks, looking at Y/n with those same sparkling purple eyes. "Yes of course fair maiden."

And with that the Kenny and her precious knight began their journey. Not knowing what was to come nor how they would end up, but they both embraced the feeling.

"The water..... is so beautiful..!" The princess' soft voice spoke, As she shifted to look at Y/n, "Indeed Your majesty" You could cut the sexual tension between the two with a knife to be honest.

"Y/n.... Promise me you'll never leave my side" Princess Kenny batted her eyelashes at Y/n, Shifting closer to her knight as if she were expecting something. "I promise my Princess."

The two stood in silence for a while, Enjoying the serene nature of the park, Until Y/n broke the silence, "Your highness there is something i have meaning to ask you...." Kenny looked at her once more with pleading eyes, Her fair skin and golden locks complimenting the sunkissed glow upon her, "Yes, my knight?"

Y/n sighed before looking at her princess, Bowing down on one knee as if she were about to propose, Taking Kenny's hand in her own, "Will you do me the honours.... Of being my queen?" Y/n looked up at Kenny with a smouldering look.

"Oh Y/n!!!!" Kenny's eyes lit up at the thought, "Yes! A thousand times yes!" Y/n stood up and Her now Queen jumped into her arms as the two walked off into the sunset.

Happily ever after.... The end!

divider by @k1ssyoursister

[cloudy-skyes]

Princess Kenny NFSW Drabble

Notes: First actual post! Thanking @limes-milf-heaven for giving me inspiration to write with

Warnings: NSFW, Minors DNI!

Gender: Gender neutral, no pronouns mentioned

Imagine you have Princess Kenny sitting in your lap, his thighs laying over your own and his bare back resting against your chest. One of your hands is running up and down his dick, occasionally lightly squeezing at the tip. Princess Kenny lets out a desperate whine next to your ear when you do, bucking his hips into your hand as a weak attempt to push himself over the edge. Your other hand is moving across his lean torso, every now and then coming up to tease at and squeeze his nipples. He’s bashful to admit it, but they’re so sensitive when you play with them like that. While your hands are busy, you’re also kissing his neck and whispering sweet little praises into his ear like “You’re being such a good princess for me, feeling so good. Are you going to cum soon?” Princess Kenny can barely manage to get a yes out, so all he can do is moan and nod his head yes as a reply while he grips and pulls at the bedsheets underneath him.

[pinkrifle]

hear me out

reader is a girl n she meets princess kenny and she knows it’s just kenny, a guy but she constantly battles her sexuality over it—but eventually giving in and asking princess kenny out on a date, disregarding gender,, :3c this is gnn be a series cuz “ i aint writing allat” and nobody’s gnna read an entire 3 pages worth of this (realistically)

— tags: @trevvylovesspence

— ✦ heart to heart ♡

i stepped up to kingdom Kupa Keep to meet the newfound princess, princess kenny—never expecting her to be so majestic, beautiful, stunning, adorable.. what other words could i possibly use to describe this girl? it only makes sense how she was selected princess. boy do these people have taste,,

i started to play this new game with my class and my best friends, stan, kyle, cartman and kenny. so far i find it nice! i mean it’s kind of a better DND. but not for super-nerds. just regular nerds.

walking up to the *very beautiful* majesty i bow my head down slightly towards her, making sure i never took my eyes off (who would want to anyway :3) “hello, dear princess kenny!!” i greet her, smiling at her—fixing my hair to make sure i don’t look like a bum in-front of this adorable babe. “huhu! hello! i understand you know my name, but yours is?”

“ooh! im [namey name ;3] im sure evryone has told you, but your so elegant!” i remind her, staring into her beautiful deep purple eyes. i notice her brush off her dress, scoff and a tiny blush spread across her hooded face. “wh- well thank you! i actually don’t get that a lot, so i appreciate that :)” she retorts in an even softer tone from her normal confident and wavy voice, cupping her left cheek with her left hand.

“[namey name], why don’t you come over to my palace for some tea, if you wish?” princess kenny proposes a brilliant idea, i assume that’s a regular thing <3 “of course! i would be more than happy to spend an afternoon with Kupa Keep’s princess. :3” i silently-shriek out loud, watching all the people of the fellow kingdom stare at me in envy. “well for now, why don’t we take a walk?”

her big eyes bat her eyelashes and before i can answer wit an exaggerated yes she carefully gets up off of her throne, taking my hand in her soft, gloved, hand. i stare at her in awe and start gliding my feet along with hers across the ol backyard we stood in, i feel amazing with princess kenny with me.

it’s something i havent felt before, is it a lovely envy? is it admiration? it can’t be love, no way,, i just met this girl! i remind myself. the word girl stains my mind… girl girl girl girl. why am i feeling like this if we’re both girls? you know what.. that’s the least of my concerns, as far as i know it’s just kenny, not a real girl.

but why am i upset that he isn’t a “real girl”? i thought that if i let myself realize princess kenny was really a boy, my worries would set aside, but i only got more and more upset, confused :( i stare at the ground as i feel my body tug—“[namey name] is everything alright? what was with that sudden stop is the weather too cold?” she questions me, cara mia! how i love hearing her say my name. it’s like angels have come down from heaven and had graced me with their voice.

“oh, yeah i’m alright!i just had to think about a little something for a sec, we can continue now &lt;3” i reassure her, telling her she had nothing to worry about and i was fine with walking with her, hell i knew so well i was more than fine walking with her. “well i hope that something wasn’t making you upset! we can always do something else if you wish, you are the guest after all :)” she stops me in the middle of the sidewalk, taking my forearms into her hands—staring at me with innocent eyes. “wha?! of course not! but i would be open to do anything you want to!” i bluff. it was practically love at first sight with this girl! i couldn’t tell her how i feel right now..

as we keep walking we chat up a storm, playfully grabbing each others hands, giggling, blushing, looking away.. <;3 “huhu— [namey name]! such a flirt! who would have known a lady like you could be so charming!” she’d compliment me from time to time, making my cheeks heat up. “well look at you! who wouldn’t wanna charm such an eye candy of a prin,,,,” i’d wanna retort, but get cut off by elves swarming infront of us. “GET THE PRINCESS FIRST” i hear one of them yell, without a thought in mind i swoop princess kenny off her feet, bridal style and begin darting down the way we came.

picking up the pace i take my wand out of a pocket in my cloak and cast some spell at the top of my head, it knocks the elves back and i keep running with the maiden. huffing and almost out of breath i get back to Kupa Keep and alert the people that elves were coming to wreak havoc. setting the princess down behind a rather large tree as i hide with her i assume someone’s keeping watch of the stick. i yell to everyone that sit infront of us, rather far away from our hiding spot that the elves are coming.

“oh thank you, thank you [namey name]! for i could have gotten much more than hurt back there,,” she clamors, very faintly shaking with some sort of fear. “we’re gonna be alright princess, i promise you. these slimy elves can do nothing to your glowing kingdom.” i hesitate to say your, as i want to say our. but how could i be thinking of love in a striking time like this? who wouldn’t wanna think of loving a beautiful princess in a striking time like this.

as i hear one final shriek before the backyard goes silent, i look at princess kenny as she looks back at me. i nod and smile as i hold her even tighter, emerging from the tree. watching as a final elf gets dragged out, i set princess kenny down and we cheer in unison as everyone else in the kingdom follows along. princess kenny settles everyone down as she takes a hand and places it in my direction.

“everyone, i don’t think we would have gotten this done as fast as we did without the help of my lovely mage, [namey name].” she announces, and everyone looks at me as i have a short smile on my face, waving out to the kingdom.

UHHH THSI IS PART 1 MUEHEHE… I HOPE UUY GUYS ENJOYED!! i am so excited i finally got yhis out YIPEEEE

update log (u can ignore idk)

pdate one [writing]: 11:38 pm 6/4/23

upd8 two [finishing, publishing] 1:47 pm 7/4/23

[sharkbytestudio]

Ahem…. Here are the other three. I am in love with the Kenny one…

Cartman I tried a bit of a different style with, idk if I like it as much.

[tonixe]

𝐏𝐎𝐕: 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐀𝐒 𝐊𝐄𝐍𝐍𝐘'𝐒 𝐒𝐔𝐆𝐀𝐑 𝐌𝐎𝐌𝐌𝐘/𝐊𝐄𝐍𝐍𝐘'𝐒 𝐖𝐄𝐀𝐋𝐓𝐇𝐘 𝐆𝐅 + Drabbles

n.o.t.e.s - This has been floating around my head for months.

w.a.r.n - Sexual themes - exhibitionism and bits of voyeurism, dirty money, and fluff.

p.a.i.r.i.n.g - Kenny x rich!fem reader

w.c. - 603

★ Kenny in this story is 18+. So don't attack me.

★ The Reader is 3 years older than Kenny.

★ SFW

You would be a literal angel sent from heaven for Kenny and Karen, a guardian for both of them.

You help them with their financial problems, help them buy groceries and food, and visit them to see that there okay, even with buying them clothes.

Their parents would definitely enjoy you visiting them and helping out.

Kenny would definitely brag about you to his friends.

POV: When Kenny is bragging about you, I would feel Eric should definitely be annoyed, "WE GET IT, KENNY!" just basically screaming at him.

Imagine you and Kenny walking into the school as the 'it' couple.

You would take him out to the different types of restaurants, just basically spending money on him, like who wouldn't.

Imagine Kenny's face lighting up from all the good food he ate, literally shoving that food down his throat.

Karen would love to be around you; you would be her idol. She would draw pictures of you and show you with admiration. You both would be total best friends though despite the obvious age difference.

★ NSFW

Being Kenny's Sugar Mommy would definitely be a perk; you have him in your hands, especially in his state of the class.

He would be just a phone call away.

Imagine being his SM, and your in your office just feeling pent up and wanting a release, and you had him take a right on your desk. Your moans are audible while you are basically half-dressed, your clothes on the floor, your eyes feeling heavy as he just cummed into you.

Money would just be paper toys with you; you would always take Kenny shopping and buy him cute little gifts from expensive shops, Gucci, Prada, Louis Vuitton, Dior, and Hermes.

You would shower him with beautiful clothing, and gifts basically making him your own Ken doll. Every time you saw him wearing the clothing you bought him, you just wanted him to fuck you right there and there, even in the dressing room.

⭑ Imagine you and Kenny were in a luxurious clothing store, and Kenny came out looking pretty and handsome and making you so fucking horny, and you just forced him back in the dressing room. The staff thought nothing wrong, but you guys were fucking inside the dressing room, just milking him dry. As you guys pulled in a heated makeout.

He withdraws from his muttering, "We shouldn't be doing this."

"Just shut up and make me cum" you whispered.

Then you guys finished, as you just pulled out your black card, paid for the items, and left with a big smile at Kenny while Kenny was flustered.

Imagine this, appearing out of nowhere, where you saw Kenny just hanging out with his friends and walking up to them, stealing Kenny from his group to suck him off in a random bathroom.

⭑ Your head bopping down on his dick, as your down on your knee, having him all disheveled. His whimpering and moaning just make you weak and wet. When he's reaching his orgasm, you just teasingly start licking his tip, pumping him. Just looking at him innocently as you jerked him.

As you slowly took off your panties, lowering yourself down on him, making him needy while he gripped your waist. Wrapping your hands around him as he thrust inside of your moist cunt.

Clapping sounds, moaning, and whimpering was heard in the bathroom.

Kenny would be submissive when you are near; he is your little plaything.

Kenny would worship everything about you; it would be an honor for him to screw you or even look at your body.

[princess-kennys-fanfics]

I neeeeeeeeed Kyle basic dating hc! Fem reader pls!!!

Post COVID Kyle x Fem! Reader Basic Dating Headcanons

Warning(s): none!

Notes: Hai hai!! First request woohoo!! Also this is one of the first times I've done a headcanon list like this, I hope it turns out well :')

◇ Kyle is a very considerate partner, whenever he plans to go out somewhere with you, he will make sure that you are comfortable with it as well. If he wants to go to a café, he'll make sure it's your favorite café in the whole town because he wants it to be the best experience for you.

◇ On special dates or occasions, he will leave little love notes in places he'll know you'll find them.

◇ You are his number 1, and if anyone has anything bad to say about you, he WILL be defending you to no end. In a way, he likes protecting you.

◇FOREHEAD KISSES!! I feel that Kyle loves to give you a little peck on the forehead whether it's a way to part from you or if you're sitting in his lap admiring eachother.

◇ When you guys hold hands, he unknowingly has a very firm grasp on your hand. You could be simply walking down the street with him downtown, but he'll be holding onto you like he's trying not to lose you in a crowd.

◇ I think that Kyle would also be the first one to confess

◇ Whether you live together or in separate houses while dating, he will leave sticky notes on your mirror, reminding you how beautiful and pretty you are. (Bonus thing: Kyle writes in cursive, so his handwriting is just as elegant as the compliments he gives you)

◇ Communication is key with this man, and he will make sure that any event, issue, or anything of the sort pops up, that you will know. (In a kind manner of course.)

◇ Kyle would use pet names on you sometimes, such as "sweetheart", "honey", and "dear". He hates the petname "babe" though. He just feels it's tacky idk.

◇ He loves taking long drives with you as well, just listening to you talk about yourself or what has been happening with you recently is his favorite thing. It helps him form a strong bond with you, and car conversations can turn into deep discussions about problems in the world or something as shallow as discussing his childhood favorite show, Terrance and Phillip.

◇ He rushes over any place to open the door for you, what a gentlemen.

◇ "You will forever hold a place in my heart, I love you so much," he comments to you before giving you a peck on your forehead. He smiles at you softly, lifting you up bridal style to sit on the couch with you to watch your favorite TV show together.

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[allurilove]

How would Yandere Kenny, Yandere Dumb, Yandere Prodigy, Yandere Knight be with a reader who likes to spank their asses or admire them?

Ooooo yandere kenny! he could very much be one. I don’t know why I didn’t make him to be one of my yandere oc’s, but he’s just a regular guy. sort of. he does have some red flags.

Kendrick:

Kenny is extremely embarrassed every time you try to show him affection in public or around his son. He could be anywhere and you would slap at his ass. He doesn’t know if it was an asserting dominance type of thing, or if you just genuinely had a thing for his ass.

He’s scared to make any gestures that might insult you in any way. He’s thought of numerous ways he could nicely pat at your bum, but it was all too vulgar for him to do. Kendrick had been taught to be modest and pure. You admiring him would make him shy and yet very horny at the same time.

Dumb Yandere:

Dumb yandere doesn’t mind it. He views it as a thing that you just like to do, and he’s pretty used to it. And he’s a touchy person too! He would grab at your ass, bite it, and bury his face into it whenever he could.

He would purposefully stick his butt out whenever he reaches for something, and maybe wiggle it enticingly.

Yandere Prodigy:

If you’re in a relationship with yandere prodigy and you like to admire him— he gladly accepts it. He relishes in it. He shudders in delight whenever you look at him up and down in his suit, and he’ll give you the same heated look back.

If you’re not in a relationship with yandere prodigy, he would think that you were being weird. Maybe you had some ulterior motives?

Yandere Knight:

Yandere knight is extremely irritated every time he sees your hand go for his ass. He thinks it’s unprofessional, and it makes him uncomfortable. He doesnt associate it as affection, and might threaten to cut your hand off.

If you’re just admiring his body in general… he’s fine with it. A couple of compliments would be nice, but keep it to a minimum.

[4raykage]

@nirami-blogin

[thiscrying]

She looks like fun.

single chapter: kenny.

━━ 🥢 A/N : I am writing this at 04:46 in the morning as a way to thank the repercussion in my other posts, I never really expected that I would receive so many likes, since I am new here, love you all of you and thank you for all the support.

━━ 🍷 WARNINGS : NSFW, bad cliché story

━━ 💋 SYNOPSIS : "dance as if somebody is watching, 'cause they are."

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You were at a big party, you didn't really know anyone and you were only there because you needed to get together since you're new in the city, people seemed to have a really good energy and the atmosphere of that place was really nice so you decided to buy a drink to let go more. As you walk to the bar in your high heels, you notice some guys staring at you, this felt fucking amazing. "Hi! Can I get a mojito, please?" You said, standing at the bar and turning to see people dancing behind you, it seems that everyone is pretty excited to be here. You notice a blonde-haired boy in a orange parka staring at you, he looked confident and he got even hotter when he smiled at you. You get your drink and walk confidently with your black short dress to the dance floor, as you start dancing, you notice looks fixed on you, also listen to some compliments and superficially hear a interesting conversation that caught your attention. "Fuck, I've never seen this girl here before" A dark-haired boy said, looking at you with his eyes widened. "I've never seen anyone dance like this, look how she moves her hips, dude" "Yeah man, she must be wild in bed, and look at those tits, bro" You keep dancing while listening people talking about you, you felt like the main character for the first time in you whole life. Then suddenly, a group of girls approaches you. "Hey girl, you look totally amazing" A blonde girl with a red dress said, you were too drunk to remember this conversation the next day so you just listened to her. "Yeah we were talking about that, we've never seen you here, are you new here?" This girl asked, playing with her, are they friends? You ask yourself, trying to get your mind off your thoughts and answer her. "I actually am! I came from another country" You said, taking a sip from your mojito, it tastes different but still good. "That kind of explains why you dance so well, have you been interested in someone already?" The brunette said curious with a cute smile on her face, you couldn't hear much because of the loud music, but you still understood some words. "Well, there are a lot of hot people around here, especially the girls" You answered laughing a bit because of the alcohol, you didn't had any kind of expectations about him, it still worth a try. "But there's this specific guy, i haven't taken my eyes off from him since I got here" You point to him and he waved for you, smiling again. "Oh, Kenny? The blonde one? He's a man whore, i could totally make it for you" When you hear her words, you started smiling automatically, Bebe looked at Wendy smirking. "And if you really want to know, he has also been keeping an eye on you since you stepped here, most people have been, but he in particular? He didn't take his eyes off you for a minute" Really? he seemed so out of my league! "Would you really do this to me? Thank you so much! I'll go grab another drink" You walked away from the girls, left your mojito glass on the bar table and asked for another one. The blonde boy you were interested in approaches you, the lights were reflecting at his hair and face. "Hey cutie, do i know you?"

"Well, not at all! I'm new here" You could barely hear his words, but you still answered "You're kind of my type, you know? Can I get you a drink? It's a pleasure to meet you, I'm Kenny, and you are?" Kenny said, kissing your hand. He had such an intense look that I could spend hours looking without getting tired. "I'm Y.N and it's my pleasure." Looking deeply in your eyes, he just approached your face, staying a few inches away from your lips. "Should we go to somewhere else to know each other better?" God! He was so attractive, i could kiss him right now. "I have a better idea..." You push him and drag him to the dance floor, dancing wildly on him as he presses your waist, you take a quick look at Bebe and she gives you a wink, you knew exactly what you had to do. "You look so fucking hot" He approaches your lips and press it a kiss while the loud music plays, thus pinning you to the nearest wall and intensifying your kiss, he was definitely one of your best kisses, his hands roamed all over your body, squeezing your thighs and making you want more and more. Separating yourself only by shortness of breath, after a while kissing, you notice a boner in his pants. "Will you fix this?" You didn't answer him and you just holded his hand and took him to the bathroom, locking the door and making him sit on the toilet lid.

"Get on your knees, princess." You without stalling too much, did what he asked, he smiles eagerly, lowering his head to kiss you once more before reaching into his underwear and pulling out his hardened member. "Will you take it all?" You nodded with your head and his breath hitches sharply when you begin licking him. "Oh god..." He breathes heavily, running his fingers through your hair as you continue pleasuring him. He wasn't caring about people hearing him, he lets out an audible moan as you wrap your mouth around his shaft, sucking gently while stroking it slowly. You stand up and starts undressing yourself, taking off your dress and climbing on his lap. As you start moving, bouncing up and down on his erection, he moans loudly. "Fuck Y.N!" He grips your waist tightly, unable to control his movements as you ride him. "This feels amazing." He groans deeply, gripping your hips tighter as he thrusts upwards meeting each bounce of yours. He wraps his arms around your waist, holding you tightly as he continues pounding away inside you. His breathing becomes heavier as sweat drips roll from his forehead. He smirks devilishly, pushing you off his lap and flipping you over onto your stomach. He pins your wrists above your head, pinning them in place with one hand while he slides himself back inside you with the other. "You like that, don't you? Being taken by me like this?" He leans down and begins to nibble on your neck, moaning deeply as he slides himself in and out, hard and fast, causing you to let out moans of pleasure each time he hits your g-spot. "That's it, let it out. Scream for me." He teases, to rubbing your clit slowly. He looks at you with an evil grin, knowing exactly what he has planned next. "I see... Someone is getting crazy with this big fat ass" He was looking into your eyes and squeezing your butt "Oh I am definitely getting crazy with your big fat ass" He growled seductively before capturing your lips in a deep, passionate kiss, his hands roaming over your body, exploring every nook and cranny he could find. "Oh, I can feel that, Y.N. I can feel the heat radiating off of you. You're so turned on right now" He moved back slightly so he could look deep into your eyes. "Tell me how much you want me inside of you." He demanded playfully, pressing himself harder against you, he let go of one leg and grabbed both sides of your hips firmly, pulling you towards him forcefully. "Beg for it, sweetheart. Beg for what you need now." he commanded sternly, staring deeply into your eyes as he pushed himself inside of you. "Please Kenny, fuck me!" He smiles smugly, reaching around behind you and grabbing hold of your ass firmly. "Good girl." He begins rubbing himself against you slowly, enjoying every second of your reaction. So, he puts everything inside you at once, picking up the pace and slapping your ass. "F-Fuck Ken! I'm getting close!" He grabs your tits and plays with your nipples, making you moan louder and cum all over his dick. The feeling of your walls tightening around him makes him cum too. "Now, put on your clothes before they think we died here" he says, laughing and putting his clothes back too. "Hello, you pervs! We heard everything!" You come across Bebe and Wendy waiting for you at the bathroom door, you got into serious trouble.

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This is definitely shit, i hate this so much, I wrote in the form of thanks for the repercussion in my last posts, I love you! 💘

[artidiya]

[v01ces-in-my-h34d]

Kenny Mccormick NSFW HCs

(i’m so lonely)

KENNY IS AGED UP!!!!

smut, you are responsible for ur own media consumption

@tweezerbeezer

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man whore 🚨🚨🚨

kenny is such a slut don’t even lie to me rn

he’s also a little bitch too

switch

prefers top and when he does top he is brutal

not nearly as bad (good) as tom but still

when hes a sub u can barely tell

it’s just very subtle

when he’s subbing he lets u ride him and he watched ur tits bounce

pretty vocal either way

he whimpers when he’s subbing tho

when he’s dom he likes doggy style

tit guy

mans obsessed with tits

he has freckles on his stomach that go down into his pubes

public sex

shower sex

bedroom sex

kitchen sex

literally anywhere sex

calls u “my slut” “my whore” “bitch” “my bitch” “mine”

if ur a hookup he will make sure ur ok and leave

if y’all are dating he’ll bathe u and tell u he loves u and shit

fucks u all the time tho

super high libido just like tom

sends u shit like this:

-wanna fuck?

yeah he’s that kind of horny

actually he’s like that all the time

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[missuswalker]

I LOVED the Kyle dating headcanons!! Chefs kiss!! Could you do something like that for Kenny? (Sfw + Nsfw)

thanks ❤️

the kenny pookies made it 😱😱 😼

relationship headcanons || kenny mccormick x fem reader

✮ summary: "oh hi kihnney 🥰 whut are yew doin 😻 whuut are you doin kihnney?? 🧐 .... kihnney, whut are you gowin to plunche 😰🪠" as your boyfriend ✮ warnings: nsfw content, reminder that characters are aged up

sfw (but is it ever really sfw with kenny? kidding, he's precious)

okay, kenny was definitely a playboy for a bit, but when he saw you, he was like "wait a damn minute..."

thought he was just horny at first but then started having a little crush on you

since he wasn't really like that a lot before, he was actually a little shy

I KNOW GUYS, I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING

"oh no kenny wouldnt be shy no way 😻 in everything else he's so bold 😰"

WELL THIS ISNT EVERYTHING ELSE, LISTEN

since he actually liked you, he was nervous to fuck up

works extra shifts to buy you your favorite flowers

but doesn't know your favorite flowers

so he lets the walmart employee with big boobs pick out which bouquet to get since she was obviously very knowledgable

actually doesn't hit on her though, his mind stays on you

when he asks you out, he totally says everything a little backward

"so wanna date? i've been liking you, and here's flowers"

looked very confident in himself though, you can't say no to that face

pulls out a nokia to ask for your number

kidding, he probably has butters's old iphone 6 or something

wowwee he's quick to action

takes you on a date immediately

to your house

he pays for pizza though, he's trying his best

you say i love you first, no room for debate

he gets so happy and tells EVERYONE.

"me and y/n love each other 😏😏😏😏"

moans in your ear while you're sleeping because he's the big spoon

thinks it's hilarious when you wake up like "😟"

gets a boner from it though bc he thinks about you being the one that moaned

he like, cups your tit with his hand while he's dead asleep, like he could be snoring and all of the sudden he's groping you

nsfw

i can hear the meowing from here guys, quiet down

can be anything you want him to be

sweet, rough, randy marsh, you name it and he's got it down

likes missionary and cowgirl because he can see your sweet face (your tits)

EATS YOU OUT LIKE HE'S STARVING

...he probably is actually

anyways, he likes doggy style less than you'd expect because he can't see your face as well (tits)

will fuck you in the mirror though and make you watch

sexting

in the same room

when you're right next to each other

mid dirty talker

its all basic

"shit, you feel so good, princess"

he can't form coherent thoughts when he's balls deep inside, though

when you guys are just hanging out it's insane

"i want you to cum around my cock while i fuck you senseless" "can you not say that in front of kids" "fuck them kids"

sends you dick pics when you tell him you're going to sleep

a/n: i got carried away with kenny and kyle, i need to make pt 2s for the others (i can't help it guys)

not proofread

[pinkrifle]

— mastrlist for my shiz

## south park!!

being kenny, kevin and karen’s big sista

heart 2 heart! a princess kenny x fem reader series 🫶

being butters big sibling

being kyle and ike’s big sista

chubby mysterion x reader hc’s!!

clyde with a bi-gender!s/o

main 4 + butters finding out their friend is canadian!

cartman with a menace bff

if any of the links don’t work, please send me an ask letting me know! :)

— who i write:

romantic:

kenny mccormick / mysterion / princess kenny

stan marsh

kevin mccormick / infiltrator kevin

kyle broflovski

craig tucker / super craig

tweek tweak / wonder tweek

butters / marjorine / prof. chaos

—

Clay Puppington

Reverend Putty

—

honestly just check this for the full list

just about anyone who’s not on the platonic list uu donr even have to ask !!

platonic:

karen mccormick

eric cartman / The Racoon

[arsenicbluebell]

Yall- yknow what's HEAVILY underrated?

JUGGALO KENNY.

pls start talking abt him more it would make my heart so happy 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

Update: IM MAKING A JUGGALO KENNY POST YALL

Double Update: ITS DONE PLS DONT LET IT FLOP

[tonixe]

"I only have eyes for the King'

n.o.t.e.s - I have been watching some royal tv shows and movies, and it made me think of this. Also, I love kyle sm. ✩

w.a.r.n - Some Nsfw mention fluff, cheating, and violence.

p.a.i.r.i.n.g - Kyle Broflovski x Queen!reader ✩

w.c. - 1.1k

part two: II

A long time ago in Zaron, a young queen was ruling over the Kupa Kingdom, trying to find a 'husband' to rule but her only real intention was to produce an heir to rule after her.

You fixed your gown and your French hood, sitting down on your throne. Guard surrounding you with protection. You crossed your legs holding your head with your palm.

Your head is filled with boredom from your past suitors trying to get your attention, you sat there with boredom in your eyes. You were getting tired, as your squire and lady-in-waiting saw.

"The next suitor up is Clyde Donovan, The Duke of Kraghon" you're ellman announced. You place your head on your fisted hand on the throne bar.

Most of your suitors were old men trying to seek power. A few were young but there were merely a few royal titles, not much to bring to the table but their healthy sperm were able to create an heir to your kingdom.

The duke was one the examples of what you thought. He was young and handsome, pure, and had eyes filled with hope. But not enough to woo you short.

Soon there wasn't any suitor to read off of.

"Is it done?" you asked uncrossing your legs and looking at your officer.

"Yes, my grace" he bowed as he spoke to you.

"I'll be leaving to return to my chambers" You got up from the throne with the help of one of your guards, soon walking onto the beautiful tapestries leading down to the huge doors, that started to open by the guards, your lady in waiting following suit.

The guards, servants, officers, and political figures bowed down to you before you left the room.

Walking down the hallways in the big palace, your heels clicking onto the marble floor. Soon one of your paladin ran towards you and he stopped when spotting you, his landing audible.

"M-my grace" he stutters out

"What happened," you asked the paladin.

"My grace, the king of the elven kingdom is coming, for a talk with you," he said as he bowed down.

"Make sure to keep the knights on guard for his arrival," you said as you glanced at the blonde paladin bowing down to your feet bowing down.

"Yes, my grace" the blonde man bowed as he ran away.

"My grace," your lady-in-waiting, Princess Kenny, spoke up, her blonde hair braided into two, as she was wearing a purple dress. "Shall we start planning for the King's arrival" she spoke up.

"I suppose so; we can't show the enemy of our faults," you spoke, holding your hands together as you glanced past her. You don't have the greatest relationship with the Elf king due to past arguments with the red-headed king. The only thing you would agree with about your ex-husband would be how annoying he was.

"Kenny inform the staff of the King's arrival" you spoke softly as you look at the blonde princess.

"Yes my queen" She curtsies, walking away from you as you hear the clicking of her steps. It puzzled you how the red-headed king was coming to the kingdom, you glance at the color-stained window, adorn by the long satin red curtains.

It hasn't been this loud in the palace ever since the time that you used to be a past ruler or such would say your 'husband' has been ruling over, King Eric, the grand wizard they say.

The real person who should be dead, stealing the stick of truth and lying to his followers more than that, he lied to many kingdoms and the elf kingdom. It didn't even matter. You got your revenge on him cheating on you with Duchess Heidi Turner, destroying them both. Revenge for Cartman makes them look like a fool, while he prances around the duchess not even making it discrete from the kingdom. Painting you as to a fool.

It was because of him you did it.

Sneaking into the elf king's chamber through a beautiful rug, wrapping yourself in, only wearing an elegant, revealing nightgown that barely covered anything before you stripped yourself bare for him.

That was the first night.

But not the only night you had with the elf king, using his influence to kick your 'husband' off the throne.

The memory haunting your mind, the thought of the elf king touching your nude skin, as he kissed your delicate skin, covering your body in love bites. Kissing you passionately, your moans slipping from your lips.

While he touched you in places he shouldn't. your chastity was gone from the beginning; you didn't pass it to your husband; you gave it to his enemy and an enemy supposedly of yours.

He is supposed to be your enemy, not your lover, the history of both of your kingdoms built up a great rivalry.

But it felt like when you were with him, you were free. You always dreamed of him, and you have children together as you prance through the field of flowers with your children and on in the way. As you wrap your arms around his neck, he kisses you lovingly.

But that dream has been crushed by politics and war; as you sighed out, looking at your knights walking to the front guarding the castle.

[A few days later]

You were in your chambers, maids helping you get into your dress. You sat at your vanity, and your lady-in-waiting, Princess Kenny helped with brushing your hair and placing it on your French hood.

"You look beautiful, my queen," she said as she lifted up your lip brush to apply red paint on your lips. "Thank you, Princess Kenny" You fluttered your eyes at her, making her cheek turn pink.

After Kenny finished up your makeup, she gave you a curtsy and walked out of the room as you turned yourself to your vanity, picked up your powder puff, and applied powder to your face.

You heard knocking on the door.

"Come in," you spoke as you slipped on your white gloves.

Your paladin came in with news; you assumed, "My queen, he's here, waiting for you" As he bowed down to you, your eyes widened at the name, "I'll be there," you said, "Thank you" you looked at Butters, as you dismissed him off.

You didn't know what was going to happen in the meeting, but you were ready for anything, though for him being a past 'lover' he was just a pawn for you to play against your ex-husband.

As you powder your face some more, fixing up your makeup before you exit your chambers, your lady-in-waiting waiting outside for you as she is accompanied you to the awaiting elven king.

Your long emerald-colored dress inched from the floor as you held your hands together, walking to the council room. Making contact with the red-headed king before looking away and sitting on one of the two throne chairs in the room, Princess Kenny sitting on the council chairs.

"Shall we start?" the red-headed king said.

"Yes, we shall" you made eye contact with the king.

[princess-kennys-fanfics]

Princess Kenny's Contract

Hello! Welcome to Princess Kenny's Fanfics. I am here to deliver you South Park x Reader content! So here's my rules regarding that <3

I only write for the South Park adults (including Post COVID !!) I don't feel comfortable aging up/down the characters to younger ages like 18-19 either.

I have the ability to write fluff, angst, and smut. Yes, you heard it here folks.

Regarding that however, I don't feel comfortable writing about non-con/rape. Slight dub-con is fine but nothing beyond that. There are certain fetishes/kinks I may not be too keen on writing either, but I'm mostly open to anything!!

Please only request x reader, that is all I feel comfortable writing.

I write for fem, gender neutral, and male readers. please specify the gender of the reader and if you have any types of quirks you want to add to the reader as well.

That's all I can really think of for now. I'll add on more if I feel the need to, but for now I think this is good :p

Bye bye!~

-Princess Kenny