#sp henrietta x reader

[spgothkidsheadcanons]

Can I have headcanons for the goths when their s/o affectionately slaps their butt to get a reaction out of them?

Hi hi hi yes yes of course you can here you go enjoy your dinner

WARNINGS: very very slight NSFW if you squint your eyes and turn your head a little to the left

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Henrietta:

- The best way to catch Henrietta off guard is to smack her butt when she’s walking by

- It’s a very dangerous game to play, but you, her S/O, like to play with fire

- It’s not an often occurence because the first time you did it, you had to stand there, looking at the floor and twiddling your thumbs as she got onto you

- But the second time you did it, she tried (and failed) to stop a smile from stretching over her face

- And today was the perfect opportunity for the third time

- You were both off, and Henrietta was in the kitchen, trying to make some kind of lunch because you had woken up late and were starving

- Walking into the kitchen to get some water, you saw Henrietta with both hands in the sink, washing some dishes

- And looking a little bit more south, you just couldn’t help the idea that crossed your head

- Walking to the fridge innocently, you grabbed a bottle of water

- Making it a point to step quietly, you pretended to leave the kitchen, but instead angled yourself right behind her, arm cocked back and ready

- *SMACK*

- The woman at the sink stiffened, the dish slipping from her hand as she jolted forward a bit

- You began to cackle maniacally, spewing apologies between fits of laughter

- You were quick to shut up when she slowly turned her head, her eyes catching yours, her lips curled into a frown

- You watched as she removed her hands from the sink, drying them on a dish towel before she grabbed your shirt and dragged you to the bedroom

- Her revenge left your own butt sore, but you didn’t regret it at all

Pete:

- He’s not much into displays of affection, it’s how he’s always been

- He’s sweet, caring, and sometimes, a little too naive for his own good

- It’s very easy for you to tell him to do something just so he’ll bend over and give you easy access to smack his butt

- It’s funny to you to watch him shoot up, both hands moving to cover his behind and his cheeks fired up

- He’s not really into doing it back as revenge, but if you catch him drunk, high or horny, then it’s like opening the gates of Hell

- It just so happened to be the morning after you guys decided to get drunk

- You were hungover and possibly still a little tipsy, but Pete was chugging a cup of coffee he had brewed while you were waking up

- He had already began working on some painting, paint already swiped over his arms, face and pants

- You grumbled at the idea of having to try and get the paint out of his clothes

- Getting out of bed, you waited until Pete moved the brush away from the canvas before hugging his back, pressing your face against his “Smock” (which was just an old t-shirt that he wore to paint in)

- He mumbled a good morning, placing his free hand over your arms and giving a gentle squeeze, before continuing his work

- You stood like this for a moment, feeling his muscles against your cheek as he moved his paintbrush all over the canvas

- Gently, you pulled away, but stayed standing behind him

- When he set his brush down and bent over to grab more paint, you couldn’t help but lay a decent slap against his bottom, eliciting a sharp gasp from the man

- He turned, his eyes wide and cheeks flushing redder than a tomato

- You laughed, apologizing and wrapping your arms around his neck, giggling at his feigned annoyance

- Pressing a kiss to his cheek, you left the room, headed to the kitchen to make him another cup of coffee as an apology

Michael:

- It’s a full on brawl when it comes to Michael

- To be honest, he started the whole “Butt Smacking War” when you two had first got together

- It used to be simple pats on the bottom as he walked behind you, or you behind him

- But when the slaps got harder with each revenge smack, it turned into hell for you

- You may slap hard, but he slaps HARDER

- You had kind of eased up on smacking his butt, but couldn’t fight the urge much more

- Not when he was leaning over the kitchen counter, scrolling through some recipes on his phone as he tried to decide what to do for dinner

- Of course, knowing Michael’s game, you opted out of the smack you wanted to give him for a simple pat, more so to announce your presence than to bother him

- You gave him a smile when he looked to you, his face uninterested in the game

- Turning to the cabinet, you began to reach for a glass to grab some water

- And turning your back to the tall goth was a mistake you made that day

- The sting got you before you even realized your butt had been smacked, and you jerked forward, the force taking you out of balance

- “Oouu, that one was a little too hard”

- That mother fucker just snickered after he made the comment, turning back to his phone

- “I didn’t even hit you that hard” you whined, fake shock on your face

- Cue more laughter and kisses all over your face to make up for it

[thepenguinmaker]

◇ (Platonic) Goth kids x reader - New friends ◇

Aka; Henrietta introduces you to her other friends, the goths

- You and Henrietta always got along

- Mostly due to the fact you live right nextdoor and you were the only kid she could play with when you were both little

- She continued being friends with you as you aged, and one day she decided to introduce you to her friend group

- Now, this could go 2 ways, depending if you're also goth or not

- If you are, great, they won't care that much and let you hang out with them

- If you aren't, they'll be skeptical, but thanks to Henrietta, they'll give you a chance

- As you got to know them, you realized they were surprisingly not that mean

- If you ever feel like skipping classes, you go and smoke with them behind the school

- Your hangouts always happen at Henrietta's house

- You usually write and read poems for each other, and you learn quite a lot about writing dark poems

- Your parents don't know you hang out with them, you never mention it to anyone

- Michael is the first one in the group to warm up to you

- Pete gives you tips on your hair and accesories to make you look better, or 'more goth'

- The other kids in school rip on you at times, but you saw that coming when you started hanging out with them

- Still, you don't care that much. At the end of the day, they're your friends!

A/N: I love the goth kids, so. Goth kids content. (Also ignore that Firkle isn't mentioned here I didn't know what to do with him-)

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[pineappleciders]

helloooo!! was wondering if you could do headcanons on what it would be like to be friends with the goths from south park. :) if you could that would be awesome thanksss! 💗☺️

BEING IN THEIR FRIEND GROUP; THE GOTH KIDS

INCLUDES: pete thelman, michael, henrietta biggle, and firkle smith

they probably just saw you as another asshole conformist at first and just ignored you

as you start to get closer and bond with all of them more it's a bit confusing,,, you dress like a normie and look like one so why are you hanging out with them???

henrietta tells you that you have to dress goth if you wanna hang around them. she doesn't want to be seen with a conformist 🙄🙄

you hang out at henrietta's and she gives u a goth makeover while listening to goth music. she's converting you

when you show up at the bus stop the next day looking like edgar allen poe they just kinda check u out for a moment before giving an approving nod

despite your makeover, you still haven't really gotten into the whole death & despair thing and pete reminds u all the time to stop being such a 'goody-two-shoes', as he calls it.

"can i get an orange juice?"

"no, asshole, you have to get black coffee! god, do you know anything about goth culture??"

i can see u being firkle's babysitter and he like. threatens you to not tell ANY of the goth kids about it unless u want to die. ez blackmail

lots of nights where u all just sit on a hill and look out over stark's pond and smoke... if u won't smoke firkle and pete call you a pussy

when you hang out with any of the popular kids they get like. borderline upset and sigh and flip their hair and shit

"ugh, you're still hanging out with those guys? y'know, goths don't hang around popular greasy jocks. goths stick to their own. you wouldn't know."

they r jealous u have other friends but they're taking that to the grave

always dragging you into shit, especially if you're preppy or a straight-A student.

"i can't skip class! i have no absences, i can't stop now!"

"jesus fucking christ.."

they r kinda mean sometimes but it's tough love!!! the only one i could see really admitting he cares for u as a friend is pete, and that would be when you two are alone. if you told anyone he'd never talk to u again

u like to annoy michael as he's walking around or to class. like just follow him chatting about literally anything or poke him and watch him over his shoulder and he's going NUTS. it's so fun though

you, henrietta, and firkle dye your hair together in your teen years, like your favorite colors . michael thinks it's stupid and pete calls it gay (but secretly wants to too)

they'll never say it but it honestly makes them all really happy if they turn on gothic music and you start bobbing your head or say you like it. you might catch one of them smiling at you while you rock out but it quickly disappears

[shhh-secret-time]

Do u do for others? like goths or Jimmy's group etc

I do! I think the only person I think I can't write for is Eric! I just can't wrap my head around his character!

Why Anny you tryna send me a request 👀💦

[edgybutnotveryedgy]

Questions i have for the sp fandom

Why do people ship stan and gary? It's been YEARS 😂 and he was only in like one episode

Why is the ERIC CARTMAN X READER fanfiction?

WHAT???

Edit: another one to add is Henrietta x Kenny??? Like... Okay??? I guess but like... Why

[spgothkidsheadcanons]

Hiii I hope that you're doing good and drank enough water today <33

Can I request headcanons for Michael, Henrietta and Pete with a s/o who is a nanny and often somehow ends up with two or three babies at their house?

If not it's fine of course!

Have a great day <33

Ah, yes. You most absolutely can request that

I hope this is what you were looking for! I’ve gotten a little rusty, so please feel free to let me know if I’m way off course here 😅

Warnings: There are none

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Henrietta:

- Oof

- Oofies

- Henrietta does not like kids, so when she showed up to your house and watched you wrangle 3 toddlers by yourself, she had half a mind to just turn around and come back later

- Alas, as soon as you took note of her standing there, you greeting her so sweetly, she just couldn’t leave you there to deal with all of that by yourself

- So despite Henrietta’s distaste for kids, she’d lend a hand, doing the absolute bare minimum with the most dramatic scowl on her face

- You couldn’t help but laugh and kiss her cheek every so often, teasing her about the future of your relationship and the change of mind she might have

- Until one of the kids tipped their full cup of juice onto her dress…

- Yeah, maybe not

- Henrietta does know what she’s doing, though, and won’t actively let the kids cause harm to themselves or each other by distracting them with some music

- If she ever finds the picture you’ve taken of her with the kids sitting quietly beside her while listening to the songs, she’d have your head on a stake in her front yard

- And after they’ve all been sent home, you’d have to turn right around and babysit your poor girlfriend’s psyche because it has been RUINED by the kids

- Would you ever get to relax? 🙄

Pete:

- Welp

- When you needed help, Pete didn’t think twice about rushing over without even asking what it is you’d need help with

- Upon seeing the set of kids all tugging at your shirt and crying for your attention, he’d act without thinking, immediately drawing their hands away

- Of course, they’d just turn their attention to Pete, but it gave you the few minutes of peace you needed in order to make them some snacks and refill their drinks

- While you werenin the kitchen, your boyfriend had no problem occupying the children with some toys that had been brought for them to play with

- Bringing in the snacks, you’d give Pete a peck on the cheek as a thank you

- And when the children were all settled, snacking away happily, Pete would tease you for running a mini zoo as a part time job

- Nap time was so easy for you

- For Pete, not so much, because as soon as you both sat on the couch, he was flooded by toddlers using him as a bed

- The experience would definitely make him think of you as a parent, and he didn’t seem so worried about your future kids anymore

- When the kids got picked up, that’s when it became nap time for you and Pete

- After the day you two have had, Pete would like to revel in the childlessness for a little bit longer, soaking up the quiet

Michael:

- Oh, you are just in for a treat

- Michael actually really likes kids, so much so that he comes ready with games and activities for the tots

- Seeing as you had to babysit for your neighbor, you accepted his invite to help out readily, glad to have someone on your side

- You might as well go on ahead and sit down because he’s got it

- Even when you think he’s going to tip over because all the kids wanted to climb him like a tree, he’s got it

- Lunch time is super easy because Michael’s probably ordered a pizza for the kids, so the only thing you need to worry about is feeding them

- If he has his guitar, yes, he is playing it for the kids (you had no idea that he knew to play Baa Baa Black Sheep, but it was kinda cute)

- Nap time for the kiddos is right around the corner, and seeing them curled around your boyfriend on the floor made your heart swell

- While they napped, you and Michael would relax and watch over them, making sure nothing happened

- This is when he’d lament that he couldn’t wait to have kids with you, seeing just how great you were with babysitting

- When the kids left, you’d tidy up the small messes they’ve made that day

- And Michael would help willingly, hoping that you knew he was serious about your earlier conversation

[spgothkidsheadcanons]

Can I get the goth kids with a s/o who used to have an ex who didn’t appreciate them and cheated on them?

Yes yes ofc. I hope you enjoy! Sorry about the wait, my hiatus went longer than expected!

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Goths with an S/O who got cheated on and wasn’t appreciated

Warnings: None

Henrietta:

Henrietta’s quite upset about the fact you weren’t treasured as you should have been. She takes all those years of you being neglected and pushed to the side and does her best to make sure she makes up for them tenfold. She’ll spoil you rotten, all while praising you sweetly and showering you with affection. This is hard to come by for Henrietta, so just know that she really adores you if she’s willing to dedicate herself to you.

Pete:

Pete, quite frankly, doesn’t really know what to do in this situation. He was awkward as a kid and teen, so he never had a relationship and doesn’t understand how to console you. His comfort is a little strange, because he’s just so inexperienced, but he really does try. Verbally makes sure to tell you how much you mean to him and how great it is to have you in his life.

Michael:

Oh, he’s mad. Michael can’t imagine anyone taking such poor care of you, it pisses him off that you were underappreciated. He makes up for this by showing his appreciation rather than voicing it. Hugs, kisses, gifts that he leaves to surprise you, he’s doing the whole shebang. You’re waking up to multiple text walls of good mornings and love proclomations. Big, scary man turns into a whipped lap dog for you.

[spgothkidsheadcanons]

Can you write the goths with a s/o who's aesthetic is the opposite of theirs like pink and cute stuff? I'm a sucker for opposites attract if you couldn't tell lol💕

This is so cute omfg

Opposites attract is the only trope that actually matters

SFW/NSFW

Warnings: Mentions of bullying (nothing too serious)

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Michael:

- Michael thinks you are quite possibly the cutest thing that has ever walked on Earth

- The first time he met you, he developed a soft spot for you, as well as a need to protect you from any harm that may come to you

- Except the only harm that has come your way has been the multiple Sanrio and Squishmallow stuffies that he flooded your room with

- For real though, he spoils the hell out of you

- He can’t help it. He sees something pink or sparkly, he thinks of you, and before he knows it, he’s walking out of a store with a shopping back full of random pink items and a new hole burned into his pocket

- Michael won’t wear pink clothes, but if you gave him something like a pink bracelet, he’d always have it on

- When you started staying at his house more, it was like a pink takeover

- Dishes, blankets, pillows, EVERYTHING

- But he couldn’t have been more happier with you, so he happily enjoys it just to make you happy (just realized that I used all variations of ‘Happy’ but I’m not changing it lmao)

Henrietta:

- Henrietta picks on you for your taste, but she’s just being an asshole

- She really loves how sweet and innocent you are

- She’s gonna taint you 😈

- For real though, she loves how cute you look when you show her your new skirt or shoes

- Always always ALWAYS is making you some sort of dress or skirt whenever she finds a nice fabric she thinks you’d like

- LET HER DRESS YOU UP IN HER STYLE AND THEN MAKE HER DRESS UP IN YOUR STYLE

- She thinks she’s revolting in your clothes but can be convinced to try again just to see you happy

- Anytime she finds any snacks that are strawberry or cherry flavored, she buys them for you

- She just loves you a lot even though she thinks pink is an eyesore

Pete:

- Oh, my sweet uncaring of what you wear Pete

- I’m serious. He could care less about what you wore

- There’s absolutely no doubt that he thinks you are truly the most precious thing to ever walk this Earth, but he sees you for you, not the clothes you wear

- You’re sweet, you love him enough to be with him, you don’t care about how he loks

- Pete feels like he hit the jackpot when he found out you returned his affections

- Loves when you grab your favorite stuffy, your signature pink blanket, and cuddle up beside him on the couch. You can force him to watch whatever you want once you have him flustered, and if that means the entire Hello Kitty collection, then you guys are gonna watch the entire Hello Kitty collection

- Whistles and pretends he knows nothing about the packages with your name on it filled to the brim with pink everything that have suddenly started showing up at your home

- If people make fun of you for what you wear, you’d have to hold Pete back because he can, AND WILL, beat the shit out of anyone who dares speak bad about you

- You can, and absolutely have, dress him up to match you. He doesn’t care, and he’s never lied about pink looking good on him lol

[spgothkidsheadcanons]

More Facts About the Goths!

Henrietta:

- Her favorite season is actually Spring!

- She’s in tune with nature, and seeing all the leaves on the trees grow back and the animals that become more plentiful just makes her so incredibly happy

- She doesn’t like animals of her own, but if her S/O says something about wanting a pet, she’s got a bad habit of giving in and getting a pet to make S/O happy

- Speaking of her S/O, Henrietta is a very devoted and loyal person

- When she loves, she loves hard, and she hates to be taken advantage of or have her heart broken

- When she’s sketching up designs for clothes and gets bored, she begs her S/O to let her draw on them

- It’s soothing to Henri and opens up bonding time with her lover

- She hates to be called anything other than Henrietta, but her S/O has all permission to call her Henri, Etta, Baby Girl, Darling

- She’s a big fan of her S/O

- Probably that girlfriend who gets a t-shirt with S/O’s face in it

- And gets S/O one with her face on it

- She enjoys walks. Down the road, up and down the beach (only at night), hell, even the walk to her car

- Owns a 2 bedroom apartment

- Drives a purple Lexus 450h she named Bettie

- Likes to write and will spend all day writing in her journal, writing in a notepad, on sticky notes

- Her penmanship is very beautiful. Small, cursive letters that lean a little to the right

- Her birthday is November 13th, and she’s a Scorpio

- She’s 5’5, and 5’10 when she’s wearing her signature heels

- Henrietta is very in tune with her S/O, she’d bend herself over backwards to please them

- Cuddly

- So fucking cuddly

- She’ll share a bottle of wine with her S/O and then tuck herself right into their side

- Has to be touching S/O every chance that she has

- Has days where she goes silent, but she always bounces back

- Is in college for fashion design, models as a side gig to help pay through college

- Very good girl and I love her so much I would fight the sun to make her happy

- (26)

Pete:

- Pete had heterochromia, but it’s just a patch of green on one of his brown irises

- He had braces late in highschool, and now just has the permanent retainer on the backside of his teeth

- He’s more often than not hunched over, but he just doesn’t realize it, so he has a few back problems

- Likes to lay on the floor in his room because it helps with his back pain but also because he just wants to

- Stargazes almost every night

- Is really into space, reads facts about space, horror stories about astronauts hearing knocking on the rocket’s exterior, knows every single constellation and planet and their moons

- Incredibly smart, made all 100’s in school and almost got a perfect SAT score (1560 out of 1600)

- Pete has ADHD, and he can barely keep still if he’s just hanging around and not doing anything

- His birthday is 4/20 (HAPPY BIRTHDAY PETE BABY ILYSM) and he’s a Taurus

- He’s 5’10, and kind of self concious he didn’t hit at least 6’

- He lives with his uncle, but his uncle is almost always gone on business trips

- His uncle is his best friend, they do almost everything together when Unc’s in town

- He likes to cook and bake, and he’s always whipping something up in the kitchen for his S/O

- Always painting, anything and everything he can think of

- Prefers to paint his S/O, he’s obsessed with them and wants to memorize every dimple, freckle and curve of their form

- Likes when his S/O does his hair, does his skin care, or when his S/O just does anything with him

- He’s not the type to be all up in his S/O’s business, but he does like hearing from them once a day at least

- Owns a PT Cruiser he’s had since we was in highschool

- He calls it “Miranda”, after a long inside joke from when all the goths hung out together

- Likes decorating with stickers, and you can normallly find stickers on his car, on his laptop, one his phone and on his Emotional Support Water Bottle ™️

- Likes to cook and help run the food shelter

- BLEEDING HEART. EMOTIONAL BABY BOY. IF S/O CRIES, HE CRIES, IF S/O MAD, HE MAD

- In tune with his emotions, and believes it’s very healthy to share how you’re feeling

- Unironically listens to 2000’s club music. His favorite is Wobble by V.I.C

- Writes poetry, and does so extremely beautifully

- He’s a nerd I love him so much he’s my little baby doll

Michael:

- Kind of an asshole, but more in the endearing way and not in the jerk way

- Michael has moments where he forgets what he’s doing and he ends up just sitting down and not doing the original task

- Has definitely ruined dinner quite a few times because of his forgetfulness

- He likes knitting, something that he picked up in highschool and perfected a few years later

- He’s always singing, making a beat, or writing down things he thinks would be good lyrics

- When he’s busy with a recording session, he will stay at the studio for hours on end until everything he and his bandmates do is just right

- Back to being an endearing jerk, his S/O is always bullied by him just so Michael can make them feel better by kissing them and giving them everything they want tenfold

- Sends flowers to his S/O’s job, or really, wherever S/O is

- Kind of possessive, not in the “Oh no” way, but in the “Okay, that’s hot” way

- He’s 6’7, and loves leaning on his S/O because he’s a shithead who thinks it’s funny to just prop up on people shorter than him

- His birthday is April 21st, which he is so excited about because that’s Robert Smith’s birthday, and that makes him a Taurus

- Speaking of, he really is as stubborn as a damn bull sometimes

- If S/O wants to do something, they have to practically beg on their knees for Michael to go and do that thing with them

- Sometimes, S/O debates whether Michael really is stubborn or he just takes pleasure in seeing them beg

- DATE NIGHTS DATE NIGHTS DATE NIGHTS DATE NIGHTS Michael’s guilty pleasure is spoiling his S/O and he never takes no for an answer when he asks if you’d like to go out with him

- Owns a black 1990 Cadillac Brougham

- He’s a really big fan of vintage cars, he just thinks they’re so unique and they looked better before the 2000’s

- Big sweet tooth, and is constantly eating something sweet

- Owns a hairless cat named Boo that he likes to dress up

- Has a secret want to own all kinds of hairless mammals, he just thinks they’re so cute

- Has scary dog vibes, but he’s honestly more like an edgy golden retriever

- Likes to pick on his S/O, just so he has an excuse to hold them in his arms and smother them with love and affection

- He’s never actually mean to his lover, but if he’s mad, he does prefer to stay away from them until he calms down

- Michael’s got some issues he needs to work on, but all he needs is a healthy support system and he’ll be good

- Would never forgive himself if he did something that actually upset you

- He’s a butthead but a sweet butthead and he deserves everything in the world I love this man

[spgothkidsheadcanons]

Goths taking care of s/o when they’re sick

Henrietta:

- MAMA HEN ALERT

- I REPEAT, MAMA HEN ALERT

- She’s all over you, fussing at you whenever you try to do something yourself

- She literally babysits you and makes sure that you have absolutely everything you need

- Medicine? Check

- Water? Check

- That one really good soup you love from the restaurant all the way across town? You bet she’s getting in the car and making the trek to get you that soup

- She loves you and she’ll do anything for you

- Please just let her baby you, it’s in her blood to make sure that you feel good at all times

You were laying face down in your bed, stripped down to a tank top and a pair of shorts to escape the heat from your fever. The covers of your bed covered one half of your body, trying to keep a happy medium between being hot and cold. Henrietta sat in a chair by your bed side, one hand rubbing circles on the exposed skin of your back and the other scrolling through a remedies list on her phone. She had not left your side since you started sniffling last night. When you woke up this morning hacking up your lungs, she jumped out of bed and got you every kind of medicine you might need to get you through the day.

You picked your head up, your hair sticking to your sweaty forehead, throat burning like fire and only being able to semi breathe through one nostril. Turning to look at her, your laid your head back down, your eyes studying her as she intently scrolled on her phone. You smiled at her. The medicine she had given you just a little bit ago had made you loopy, and all you wanted to do was sit there and stare at her.

“Henri, I love you.” you squeaked, voice sore from your multiple coughing fits. She looked to you, giving you a soft smile. “I love you, too.” she responded, looking back to her phone. “No, I really do love you. You’re seeing me at my worst.” you added, closing your eyes as exhaustion started to set into your body. She laughed, rolling her eyes. “Trust me, this isn’t your worst. I was there on your 21st birthday.” she responded, setting her phone down and turning to look at you. You cringed as you remembered how drunk you got that night, barely able to make it inside your home before you tossed your cookies.

Her hand moved from your back, causing you to whine at the loss of her touch. She stood from her chair, making her way to the side of the bed that wasn’t occupied. Henrietta pulled the covers back, sliding into the bed beside you. You waited until she made herself comfortable before you turned on your side and slid closer to her, lazily wrapping an arm around her. She ran her fingers through your hair, smoothing the strands that stuck to your forehead. Your eyes closed, and soon, you were knocked out, holding onto your girlfriend like your life depended on it.

Michael:

- Michael is another baby-er

- If he was on tour, he’d send his parents over to go check on you and make sure you were doing okay

- If he was in the studio, he was immediately driving to you to personally take care of you

- He cuts himself off from the social world just to stay home unbothered, turning his full attention on you

- He’s the kinda guy who, if you ask him for something, instead of stopping for a second and thinking, he’s already on his way to the store

- On foot

- He forgets he has a car if you ask him for something, instead he’s right out the door walking to the closest store

- And don’t be surprised if he comes back with a lot more shit than you needed. He just picks up anything that makes him think of you

Michael’s keyring jingled as he fumbled through them, looking for the house key. He had just got back from the store, stocking up on anything you might have needed to help you get over your temporary illness. Finally finding the key, he jammed it into the lock and opened the door, stepping in and locking the door behind him. He quickly shrugged his jacket off, not bothering to hang it on the coat rack, instead letting it fall to the floor. The only thing on his mind was putting up your ice cream and making his way back to the couch to sit with you.

Michael quietly stepped past you, snickering to himself as he say you laying stiff as a board with a cold washcloth on your head and a sleeping mask to block out the lights. Making his way to the kitchen, he put up anything that needed to put up, grabbing a glass of water and a bag that had a different assortment of medicines. He didn’t know exactly what to get, so he opted to just get everything that he thought would help.

Stepping back into the living room, Michael made his way over to the couch you were laying on. He took notice that you had begun to breathe through your mouth, your nose having gotten stuffier while he was gone. The tall man sat on the edge of the coffee table and placed his hand on your arm, gently rubbing it to show he was there. “Hey, (Y/n). I know you’re sick, but you need to sit up for a second.” he whispered, not wanting to be too loud. You groaned in response, being cut short as another coughing fit racked through your body.

Michael winced as your body finally relaxed, assisting you in sitting up just long enough for you to take the medicine. It was painful to swallow, and you took a minute to recoil from the burn. Tears welped up in your eyes, but you blinked them away. Your boyfriend frowned, reaching his hand out to cup your face. Leaning into his touch, you relished in the fact that his cool hands helped to ease the burning of your cheeks. All too soon, Michael removed his hand and moved to the couch, pulling you to lay against him. He ran his fingers through his hair, humming some random songs until you managed to finally go back to sleep. Kissing the top of your head, he decided to take a nap himself, holding one arm around you.

Pete:

- Remember how I said he doesn’t like when you take care of him when he’s sick?

- Well forget that if you’re sick

- He’s over as soon as you wake up and tell him that you don’t feel good, carrying a few different containers of soup.

- And yes, he had been up almost all morning making those for you

- He will cuddle with you no matter what kind of sick you have

- My mans just loves you a lot, and while he doesn’t want you getting sick from him, he’ll gladly get himself sick trying to take care of you

- Really, you both end up sleeping all day

- He found out the hard way that when you’re sick, you’re clingy, and you’re not letting him go

Pete had just finished warming up some of his uncle’s homemade chicken noodle soup for you in your kitchen. He poured it into a bowl he pulled from your cabinet, grabbing the exact spoon that you prefer using (the little spoons are 🤌🏻🤌🏻), and made his way into your bedroom. Thankfully, you were just dealing with a nasty cold and not the flu, your only major symptoms being a sore throat, sneezing and a cough.

Opening your door, he stepped inside, shutting it behind him. He looked at you sitting up on your bed, picking at your nails as you put your full attention onto some random show that was on the tv. You had definitely gotten over the worst of it, but you still felt bad. Thankfully, Pete’s been there since you came down with the sickness (Oo ah ah ah ah), and he’s been nonstop caring for you. In fact, if it weren’t for him, you probably wouldn’t have been taking your medicine as steadily as he made you.

Walking to the bedside, you finally noticed he had come in, turning your head and smiling at him. Scootching over to give him room, you grabbed the soup from him, allowing him to get into bed beside you before tucking in. You had practically begged him to get his uncle to make his famous soup recipe, and his uncle happily agreed when he heard that that you were feeling sick.

“Dude, if I could marry soup, I’d marry this soup right now.” you mused, happily enjoying the meal. He smiled, amused at your words. “It would go bad in a few days, I think it’s fruitless to marry soup.” he quipped back, looking at you. You sighed, pretending to cry about what he said. The medicine you’ve been taking has made you a little loopy, it didn’t take a fool to see that. “My soup husband. My soupsband.” you mourned over the loss of your pretend marriage. “Gone but never forgotten.” Pete added, causing you to cackle, only for a cough to rack through your frame. Your boyfriend rubbed your back, his heart breaking at the groan of pain you emitted after you settled.

“The only soupsband you’ll ever have is me.” he said nonchalantly, taking your empty bowl and setting it on your nightstand. “Yeah, probably. Oh well. As long as you make me soup and baby me when I’m sick.” you said, leaning on your boyfriend. He wrapped an arm around your shoulders, letting you lean against him as you both laid back. The rest of the day was filled with soup, tv, and the comfort of each other.

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Who fell first vs Who fell harder

Henrietta

Henrietta fell first, you fell harder

Henrietta first met you when she had her first modeling gig. You were a cute, ditzy errand runner, getting coffee orders for everyone. When you got to her and complimented her, you might as well have shotten Cupid’s arrow straight through her heart. Her attempts at courting you did not go unnoticed, and soon you were making plans to marry her.

Michael

You fell first, Michael fell harder

You were at one of his shows that a friend dragged you to. Never having heard of The Velvet Pulsd, you blindly went to the show, and became smitten with the tall, curly haired lead singer. By fate, you managed to claim Michael as yours, and now he can’t live without seeing you or hearing from you everyday.

Pete

Pete fell first, Pete fell harder

Pete knew from he moment he laid eyes on you that he had to have you. You were sweet, caring, and always asked him about his day and his interests. You ended up hooking him from the first conversation you ever had, and he’s all but devoted his entire life to you and the thought of you.

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Heyyyy! How are you! I’m doing well myself but I need some more South Park goths X Reader! So I came to the best person I know!

May I please Request all goths X Reader who has a pet snake and how would they react when coming over to there S/O house seeing a snake out of its cage and on the floor? Anyways Hope your doing well and make sure to eat and drink! ༼ つ ◕◡◕ ༽つ

Hello friend! I’m doing amazing, glad to hear you’re doing well yourself!

Thank you for the sweet reminder to eat and drink, I appreciate that! And don’t forget to do the same, make sure your eating, drinking and sleeping good!

I love love L O V E snakes, so this ask was so fun! I hope it’s what you were looking for!

WARNINGS: snakes, reptiles without legs

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Michael:

- Michael is the most unphased by the fact you have a snake

- He had come to your house to paint with you, an activity you have done for years

- He waltzed into your bedroom, only stopping when he sees you sitting cross legged on the floor, looking down at the space infront of you

- He took notice of the beautiful California King snake lazing around, watching as it slithered towards you

- “Oh… you have a snake now. Wicked”

- He listens as you tell him all about your new pet, affectionately refered to as ‘Snakey’

- Snakey took a liking to Michael, shown by when the reptile slithered its way into his hand, curling around his fingers and taking a nap in your boyfriend’s hold

- Michael was impressed by your pet, referring to him as both of y’all’s kid

- He’s gonna spoil that snake more than he spoils you, even though it’s hard to top that

Pete:

- Nope

- Nope

- NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE

- Burn the fucking house down

- Pete is not a fan of snakes

- Not even the harmless little Western Hognose you’ve had for years

- Everytime he comes to your house, he demands you put ‘Hoggy’ away before he steps foot into your room

- It didn’t matter if Hoggy has never bit you, it was still a snake and Pete despised snakes

- The only way you could ever convince him to even look at your pet was if you stayed 10 feet away and held it close to you

- He didn’t mind if you had Hoggy, of course he’s not gonna make you get rid of him

- But if you ever pull Hoggy out of his enclosure, Pete’s going to magically have something to do until you let him know that Hoggy has been recaged

Henrietta:

- Henrietta is excited

- She’s a fan of all creepy crawlies, and your Ball Python was her latest obsession

- Everytime she goes over and ‘Mr. Slithers’ is out, she’s going to pick your snake up and watch in childlike fascination as the reptile wraps around her arm

- If you ever need someone to watch Mr. Slithers while you’re out of town, Henrietta jumps on the opportunity

- She sends you pictures of outfits or hats that she’s made for the python, most of the time while the clothes are on the snake

- Henrietta has definitely thought about getting one for herself, but when she has you, she knows that all she has to do is ask to babysit Mr. Slithers

- She jokes about having joint custody of the snake, but you aren’t even sure if that’s a joke anymore

- She’s turned all of her attention of your pet, how mean of her 🥲

[spgothkidsheadcanons]

Hi Again!

Sorry I’m making another request I REALLY love your writing lol but what do the goth kids react when you show affection someone else infront of them

Also again sorry for asking more I really loved the Lolita goth one you made because I requested dir I was very happy I kept on stimming with joy

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Hello Friend! I’m so happy my writing brings you so much joy! Don’t ever feel bad about requesting anything, I love these kinds of asks!

I’m sorry this took so long to write, but I take Saturdays and Sundays off from writing so I don’t get writer’s block!

I hope you enjoy it! I didn’t write a romantic portion for Firkle because even though I’ve aged them all up, he’s still a minor in my headcanons.

Without further ado

Goth Kid Jealousy Headcanons:

Platonic:

Michael:

- Michael doesn’t necessarily get upset when you show affection to other people

- He knows that you have other friends or an S/O

- Plus, as a friend, he’s not really a hug kinda guy

- So when you two are hanging out and you’ve dragged him to go shopping with you, he doesn’t get disheartened if you happen to run from him for a few minutes to go talk to someone else you know

- He just stands off to the side until you come running back over

- It does scare him because he thinks you’re gonna leave him to go hang out with someone else

- But just reassure him that you’re not gonna leave him like that, and everything will be A-Okay!

Henrietta:

- Henrietta is also not an touchy person

- But, she does get attached faster than the others do, so her jealousy comes out of left field sometimes

- If you happen to see one of your other friends while you’re out with Henrietta, you’ve learned to just wave at them from afar instead of rushing over to go speak with them

- Henrietta really does feel bad for making you feel like you can’t go say hi, but she’ll never admit that it makes her jealous when you turn your attention away from her

- Hell, if you had brothers or sisters, you couldn’t even hug your siblings without her boring holes into the back of their head

- It doesn’t take long for her to get over it, though. She’s working on it, you just can’t mention it or else she’ll argue that she’s not jealous

Pete:

- Pete’s a clingy little shit

- He likes hugs, platonic hand holding, anything that involves being close and near you

- He’s had a lot of friends that just left him in the past, so when you came along and managed to stick, he damn aure was gonna make sure you stayed

- So don’t be surprised if you guys are walking around town, and you see someone else you know

- You run over, giving your other friend a hug and catching up for a minute before returning back to your pock-marked friend

- And Pete is just angrily staring at you, giving you a passive aggressive attitude immediately upon your arrival

- He’ll complain for a bit, but gets over it after about an hour or two of huffing and puffing

- Poor guy will be the death of you

- (Maybe intentionally 😬)

Firkle:

- Firkle doesn’t show it, but he is also a clingy little shit

- He rarely shows emotion for anything

- Except that one time you unintentionally had another guest when he came over

- So you both had gone over to your house for the weekend and your cousin had unexpectedly come over

- You saw Firkle everyday, and only saw your cousin once in a blue moon

- So you didn’t end up spend all of your time with just Firkle, instead inviting your cousin to do whatever it was you and Firkle had planned to do

- He did not like that whatsoever, so with a few thinly veiled threats to your cousin while you weren’t around, you were shocked when your cousin stopped their visit short and went home

- You shrugged it off, going back to Firkle, none the wiser that his jealousy was the reason that they had left

Romantic:

Michael:

- Jealousy is practically this guy’s middle name if you’re in a relationship with him

- He doesn’t want you looking at anyone, doesn’t want anyone looking at you, doesn’t want you talking to anyone, yadda yadda

- He always brushes it off, claiming that he is not jealous and that you can do whatever the hell you want

- So when you tease him by saying things like “Oh, so you wouldn’t mind if I hung out with (whoever you want to put here lmao) today instead of you?”

- You gained joy in watching his jaw clench as he basically forced himself to shake his head

- He feels bad quickly if he sees you giving attention to someone else, so please give him a smooch and hold him closely

- Tell him you love him and you’ll never love anyone else and he relaxes into putty

- Don’t break his heart please, I don’t think he can take it!!

Henrietta:

- Remember when I said she was a jealous friend?

- Well… Good luck to you being in a relationship with her

- She’s so super clingy and she doesn’t care if it shows

- If she notices you looking at someone else for even a second too long, she’s planting kisses on your hand, your shoulders, intertwining her arm with yours, doing everything she can to not-so-subtley claim you

- She loves to give you hickies or mark you everywhere with her lipstick without your knowledge

- You can’t grocery shop without people looking at you weird for having purple lipstick marks on your forehead and cheeks

- Henrietta knew they were there before you left, neglecting to tell you and feigning innocence when you come into your shared homewith your cheeks ablaze, embarrassment taking over you

- She’s such a stinker 🙄

Pete:

- Don’t even think about looking at someone else behind his back

- He always finds out.

- Always. Finds. Out.

- And you pay for it when he invites you over and you don’t get to leave for up to 3 weeks.

- Of course he doesn’t force you to stay, but he’s so good at guilt tripping that you can’t say no.

- He’s sweet and insecure, please don’t hurt him

- He’s been hurt so many times in the past, please just hug him tightly and let him cuddle with you to his heart’s content.

- He just loves you a lot and he doesn’t want you to leave him for someone who he thinks is actually worth your time

- Give him a big ol forehead smooch and reassure him as much as you need to. He’s tender, just love on him

[spgothkidsheadcanons]

Can you write headcanons on what type of person the goths would date? I hope ur having a nice day/night💕

Thank you for the request friend! And I’m currently having a very great day!:)

I hope you are also having a great morning/afternoon/night! I hope you enjoy!

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Michael:

- Michael isn’t picky when it comes to his s/o

- He prefers someone that is kind and responsive to his needs

- He gives his all in a relationship, and he wants someone who can return that gesture right back to him

- He also gets mad jealous really easily, so an s/o who is completely loyal is another thing he looks for when trying to get into a relationship

- His ideal type is someone who will give him the world

- Looks wise, he could care less about what you look like

- Michael is not a surface lover, meaning that he prefers his S/O’s personality and heart over their looks

- He loves, he loves so hard, he just needs an s/o that reflects the way he loves

Henrietta:

- Henrietta prefers an s/o that will have her back at any point

- If she’s mad, they have to be mad

- If she’s sad, they have to be sad so they can be sad together

- If she wants to fight

- Well, her s/o better bring popcorn and bandaids because Henrietta is gonna fuck someone up

- She makes an almost spiritual connection with people, so she wants an s/o who can match her emotions at any point

- Looks wise, Henrietta does prefer an s/o taller than her

- She also prefers a soft s/o. She likes the dynamic of the scary dog gf/sweet sunshine gf

- She’s not quiet about her sexuality, so her S/O needs to also be open about their relationship

Pete:

- Pete secretly prefers someone loud and boisterous

- He’s timid, he wants someone who’ll be able to break him out of his shell a little bit more

- On that note, he also needs someone who has a lot of patience

- He reverts back into periods of shutting everyone out, he needs someone who can just sit with him and coax him out of his little funk he put himself in

- He likes to be lazy when he can be, so someone who can laze around with him and not force him to do anything is perfect

- Looks wise, he doesn’t care

- He thinks of himself very negatively, so he doesn’t judge anyone based on their appearance

- He’s happy with what he can get, he just hates being lonely

- Sweet boy my heart breaks for Pete (lol im the one who made him like that 🤪)

[spgothkidsheadcanons]

What petnames do you think michael would use for the reader?

I saw this ask and I know you requested just Michael, but I couldn’t help but also add Henri and Pete 😬

This is so cute and I can imagine each of them calling their s/o some cute, overdramatic goth based nicknames for shiggles

Warnings: None

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Michael:

- Calls you his lil Rose Thorn when you’re being a brat, but he does it more so to piss you off

- Like when you’re already moody, he’ll teasingly say “Aww, look at you. My lil rose thorn” always with a shit eating grin

- Also a big fan of babe/baby

- Love/love of my life

- Sweetheart

- Darling

- Little Dove

- He’s such a hopeless romantic 🥴

Henrietta:

- Dear, only if you’re ever upset in any kind of way

- My dark heart (so edgy)

- Bug, cause you’re her lil Bug :>

- Beautiful/handsome/good looking

- My Raven (It has to have the ‘My’ because she’s possessive)

- Lovergirl/loverboy/lover

- Loves to call you “My Heart” because I said so :)

- You (Like “Hey, you! :))”

- I love Henrietta :3

Pete:

- Love

- My annoyance (cause you’re annoying to him but he’s a little shithead so don’t let him bully you)

- (just kidding, gentle bullying is his love language and he won’t stop)

- Little Moth

- My darling

- My sweetheart

- (most of his nicknames have ‘my’ because he loves you and he can’t get enough of you)

- Angel

- Honey

- Pete’s a tsundere 🤗

[spgothkidsheadcanons]

Can I ask for the goth kids with a s/o who’s being severely bullied?

Of course you can! I hope you enjoy :) And if you ever need anyone to talk to about anything, you can always shoot me a message!

Warnings: reader being bullied, mentions of bullying

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Unfortunately, you were a subject to bullying. You had no clue why. You were sweet, stayed to yourself, hell, you usually had your face buried in a book 24/7. It made you wonder why you were subject to people’s taunts, and even more so made you wonder why these young adults were acting like they were still in highschool. You thought since it was college, all the senseless bullying and bitching would end. God, you wished you were so lucky.

Leaving your college for the last time that day, you trudged to your car. Cranking the engine, you whipped out of your parking spot, practically flooring it as tears began to bubble up in your eyes. Your heart hurt at the words of the bullies, your stomach twisting uneasily as the weight of their words finally began to settle in your mind. Nearly blinded by the tears welping up in your eyes, it was like your body had taken control of itsself, managing to get you home with water clouded vision.

Arriving at your home, you shut your car off, not bothering to grab your stuff as you ran to the front door, flinging it open and slamming it shut behind you. You looked to the couch, seeing that you’re love was sitting there, the television running but attention on you. You flung yourself on them, burying your face into their lap. Stroking your hair, they asked you:

Michael:

“Hey, what’s the matter?” your boyfriend, Michael, asked softly. You never picked up your head, mumbling something into his lap. “What?” he asked, brows furrowing. Turning around, you rested your head against his thighs, his fingers never stopping running through your (h/c) locks. “I feel like I’m in fucking highschool again.” you groaned, your (e/c) eyes looking into his deep brown ones. Michael winced, noticing how your eyes were red and slightly swollen.

“What happened?” he prodded, reaching to grab the television remote to mute the background noise. “I’m getting fucking bullied. For everything. My hair, my body, my voice, hell, even the way that I act. I can’t read my book while not bothering anyone without someone saying some shit about it. I fucking hate that stupid ass college. Everyday makes me want to drop out!” you snapped at no one in particular, hands moving wildly as you explained your woes. Michael wiped away the tears that you didn’t even know were running down your cheeks, too caught up in your story to notice.

“Don’t let those dickhats get to you, (Y/n),” Michael started, rubbing your cheeks to soothe you, “They’re nobodies. They peaked in highschool, and all they know is how to be an asshole. If you wanna drop out of college, I support you 100%, but they don’t deserve your tears. We can get you enrolled into some online classes, as long as you’ll be happy and stop coming home crying.” You stared up at Michael, listening to the sweet tone in his voice. Smiling up at him, you leaned up, pressing a kiss against his lips. “Thank you, Michael. I love you.” you murmured, pressing your forehead against his. “I love you, more.” he replied, wrapping an arm around you to pull you close.

Henrietta:

“What’s wrong, dear?” Henrietta hummed, her fingers twisting in your hair. You sighed heavily, breath catching as though you were ready to sob. “I’m just sick of being bullied, Hen. Like, that’s middle school shit, I’m in college. I shouldn’t have to feel like ripping my hair out because of some stupid ass words.” you huffed, the sadness you came home with being replaced with anger by the whole situation. Your girlfriend hummed, beginning to braid small strands of your hair.

“Bullying sucks, no matter what age you are. And sadly, it’s just gonna happen. That’s the sick, twisted reality of being alive.” she explained, using logic to make you feel better. “But when will it ever fucking end? I don’t do anything to anybody. Why is it just me?” you retorted, voice cracking as you started crying. Henrietta sighed, her fingers stalling their braiding. “Turn over.” she ordered. You obliged, turning to lay on your back instead of your stomach, your tear filled eyes looking up at her. It hurt her to see you upset, but she knew sugarcoating things was not the way to go.

“It’s not just you, (Y/n). I was bullied for years because of my weight… Not even was. I still get comments made about my body, but I literally do not give a shit. Because at the end of the day, they go home to their dog, or cat, or no one, and end up crying themselves to sleep because they’re sad and alone forever. Meanwhile, I get to go home, eat dinner with you, and then sleep in the same bed as someone who loves me. The only difference between our experiences is that I never gave a shit. I don’t care what people say about me, and you really shouldn’t either. It’s not good for your brain.” Henrietta explained, tapping your forehead. You stayed silent, thinking on her words.

“I guess you’re right…” you said quiety. Henrietta smiled, leaning down to plant a kiss on your forehead. “I know I’m right.” she quipped, pressing a few more kisses over your face. “Now, stop crying. It’s gonna make me kill a bitch.” your girlfriend threatened, resuming her attention back to the show she was watching. You smiled fondly up at her, a dreamy look in your eyes. “I think I’m more attracted to you than I ever was.” you mumbled, your heart fluttering in your chest.

Pete:

“What’s up?” Pete inquired, turning his full attention to you. You turned on your back to look up at him, a frown evident on your face. “I’m being bullied… I feel like a teenager again.” you griped, anger flaring. You couldn’t even be sad at this point. The fact that you were a victim of this bullshit did nothing but make your blood boil. Pete’s heart broke seeing how bad the bullying was affecting you.

“Why don’t you just drop out?” your boyfriend suggested, snapping you out of your thoughts. Dropping out was definitely a possibility, but it was going to be such a pain to find classes to do online. “Well, I’d have to enroll in classes online.” you replied. “No you don’t. Drop out of college completely,” Pete said nonchalantly, “What good is it doing you anyway? If you drop out, then you never run the risk of being bullied.”

You listened to his words, mulling what he was saying over in your head. Pete was right. The senseless bullying would end and you wouldn’t have to be subject to the terror that is college-turned-highschool ever again. Sighing, you nodded, confirming his offer. “It would also give me more time to annoy you.” you snickered, reaching your hand up to pinch Pete’s cheek. He grumbled, rolling his eyes. “Nevermind, stay in school so I can have my 8 hours of freedom.”