robinsontheroof
robinsontheroof
J'ai peur d'aimer pour rien
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Hello I'm Robin and I talk to myself a lot. I also try to be funny all the time. Sometimes it works! Mostly DC, Doctor Who, Good Omens, and whatever makes my gay heart feel alive. #She/her.
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robinsontheroof · 17 hours ago
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oh you just know every trivia night announcer in santa barbara hates to see these three coming
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robinsontheroof · 17 hours ago
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The most loathsome motherfucker on the planet.
What a perfect illustration hof how the super rich see themselves. So obscenely rich they can buy out a Disney World ride, but so elitist and greedy that no one else is good enough to ride it with them.
I wish this miserable creatin a painful death.
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robinsontheroof · 17 hours ago
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robinsontheroof · 17 hours ago
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robinsontheroof · 1 day ago
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AW NAW ROBBLEBOMB ABD GUILYGOO ARE DIED!!!😭😭
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robinsontheroof · 1 day ago
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there is NOTHING like the rage of searching for a post you KNOW is on your blog with a highly specific phrase and then not only can this website not find it but tumblr says something fucking stupid like ‘please don’t be mad. please’
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robinsontheroof · 1 day ago
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robinsontheroof · 1 day ago
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Some cool guys
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robinsontheroof · 1 day ago
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Every time a woman makes a pink job or girl math or girl dinner or I'm just a girl joke I unfortunately have to kill a random man on the streets. And you may think this is cruel or unjust but in reality that's just the way the cookie crumbles
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robinsontheroof · 1 day ago
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robinsontheroof · 1 day ago
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please my friends are doing psychedelics and for whatever reason one of them asked me if I have anything to read and I checked my bag and all I have us Dante’s Inferno
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robinsontheroof · 1 day ago
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stop that’s so funny
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robinsontheroof · 1 day ago
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I decided I needed to do a 1940s Crowley to go with magician Aziraphale.
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robinsontheroof · 1 day ago
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robinsontheroof · 1 day ago
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lightsabers have one fatal flaw: you cannot use them to homoerotically tip up somebody’s chin during a sword fight. that would hurt very bad actually
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robinsontheroof · 2 days ago
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people really just walk into horror movies and expect them not to deal with uncomfortable things despite the genre being dedicated to discomfort.
i saw so many people complain that lisa frankenstein, a movie where one of the leads is famously a rotting corpse, was too gross for them. when i walked out of nosferatu, i heard people say that the nudity was uncalled for... in a vampire film. nudity? in MY gothic horror?! unheard of!
a LOT of people really need to accept that maybe some genres just aren't to their taste, idk. not every movie needs to be cookie-cutter clean. sexuality is a staple of gothic horror, if not the wider genre horror in General. you don't need to enjoy it, but it doesn't make these things uncalled for.
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robinsontheroof · 2 days ago
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90% of pregnancy plotlines
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