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South Park Olympics - Interest Check!

(Thank you to @alister312 for the banner!)

Welcome to the South Park Olympics!

This is an event that I'm considering running over the summer, and I need your help to bring it to life by filling out the interest check at the bottom of this post! Below are the general guidelines: if this garners enough interest, an official rule sheet and signup form will be posted!

The South Park Olympics would likely take place over a period of ~1 month, over the course of the summer! Because of the length of the event, there is no daily or even weekly commitment; attacks can be completed at your own pace!

The event itself is based on Art Fight! Players are divided into two teams (yet to be named), and attack each other using their own creations. However, in this version, attacks aren't only limited to art; you can also attack using fanfiction/meta, edits, playlists, memes, and more!

Points will be distributed based on an objective system (to be released soon), and the goal is to gain as many points as possible for your team! When you attack an opposing team member, you gain points, which is added to your team's total. Reblogging works (both by your team and the other team) also gains your team points, so don't forget to support each other's works!

Each user on each team will make a short post detailing characters/ships/headcanons they like. To attack, look at the posts of an opposing team member, pick a concept you'd like to create based on, and post your final creation with the person you've attacked tagged. You will then gain points for your team!

More details will be released if the interest check is successful! Filling out the interest check does not lock you in to participating, so even if you're hesitant, feel free to fill it out! A more official form will be released to determine participants at a later date.

The interest check form can be found here, and will close in one week! Consider reblogging to help us get more responses! c:

[justanartistiguess]

A Stick of Truth Style comic for @iksvolforb !! Hope you like it! :)

South Park Olympics organized by @spinthetags

[thecrowthatdraws]

Tea Party for @southparktownie :] ( @spinthetags )

[c00pswhore]

Saturday Drink

A South Park Olympic (@spinthetags) Jimed (Jimbo x Ned) fanfic for @thecrowthatdraws!

Work Count: 4.6k

Plot: Jimbo and Ned were looking forward to their weekend, until an unexpected Randy moment ruins it, leading to an unintentional adventure! Will they ever get to pregame?

A/N: HAPPY PRIDE!! I feel like the end was a bit rushed as I was quickly approaching the word limit!! But hopefully you enjoy this fic :>, I'm hella excited for this event! Click on the plot line for a surprise! s/o to a moot for helping with a minor part in this fic! cw: a tad bit suggestive

“With a little love and some tenderness…”

It was currently 7:28AM on a Saturday morning and Jimbo’s phone was already ringing. “Oh Christ,” the older man mumbled, rolling on his side to ignore the call, putting his arm over a sleeping Ned, attempting to avoid the responsibilities that were currently harassing him. When the ringing continued nonstop for the next 15 minutes, Ned was the first to rise, groggily wiping his eyes and softly shaking the chubbier man. He responded with a sleepy grunt, Ned rolled his eyes and shook Jimbo again with more annoyance than urgency. Jimbo scooted closer to the skinny man in response, clearly attempting to sleep away the will of the person on the other side of the call.

The phone’s continued ringing led to Ned being unfortunately fully awake now; forcing him to climb out of bed and walk into the bathroom and turn on the shower, attempting to wake Jimbo with the noise of their day starting. Jimbo, now annoyed at the lack of warmth and ringing phone, groaned and finally rolled over to grab his cellphone, gracefully hitting the silent button before promptly turning back to sleep. Ned watched from the bathroom door, laughing silently at his boyfriend, endeared at the chubby man’s determination to not start their morning. The phone continued to vibrate obnoxiously and Jimbo still didn’t rise, causing a now annoyed Ned to loudly close their bathroom door, jolting the chubby man out of his deep sleep. Jimbo shot up at the noise, accidentally tangling himself within the sheets and rolling onto the floor, as a yelp of defeat accompanying him on the way down.

“FINE NED!” he shouts after a moment of silence, picking himself up off the floor mumbling a string of curses, while shooting a dirty look toward the bathroom door. Jimbo was very aware that his boyfriend was currently standing beside the door wordlessly laughing at his fall, as it was a very common prank for Ned to pull on Jimbo, especially when it was something Ned didn’t want to do. “You’re lucky you don’t have your voice box, fucker,” Jimbo chuckled, reaching for his phone to see who was harassing the couple so early on a Saturday morning. The contact read as Sharon, his phone’s notifications showing 52 missed calls from his sister and her husband Randy, causing Jimbo to wince a bit at his lack of urgency. He wasn’t too keen on answering his brother-in-law too often after he had caught COVID and was forced into bed rest at their farm, which was to protect Ned who had a compromised immune system. Somehow it led to Randy forcing him to smoke a joint that he had clearly come on.

The phone began to vibrate once more, Jimbo swiftly answered, putting the phone to his ear. “Hello?” Jimbo tiredly sighed into his phone waiting for a nonsense call from his brother-in-law. “Hey Jimmy,” a feminine voice said on the other side of the phone. “Sharon?” Jimbo asked with a hint of surprise in his voice. “Yeah,” Sharon apologetically replied, “Sorry for calling so early,” Jimbo released a breath he didn’t know he was holding. He was glad it was his younger sister on the other end and not Randy. “No no, you’re fine, is everything ok?” Jimbo asked, standing up to sit on the edge of their bed. It was insanely early, but it was his sister, no matter how stupid her husband may be, he would do anything for her.

 “Yes, everything is fine, it's just that…” Sharon trailed off, allowing Jimbo to assume the direction this call was going. His sister rarely called this early, let alone on the weekends. Sharon knew Saturdays were Ned and Jimbo’s pregame weekend, where the pair got ridiculously drunk (and very recently stoned), and recorded their former TV show’s podcast. She was very aware how much Ned and her older brother were excited for their weekend shenanigans, and Jimbo was very aware whenever she called on a Saturday it meant one thing. “Oh god Sharon,” Jimbo groaned, pinching his fingers on the bridge of his nose. “I know Jimmy, I’m sorry,” Sharon regretfully said, launching into a long-winded apology. Jimbo stood up while half-listening and walked toward their bathroom. Jimbo knew Ned was eavesdropping, he could see Ned’s shadow near the front of the door, as he always did when Sharon called in the mornings.

 The burly man wanted to “exact his revenge” for his boyfriend waking him so abruptly by putting the phone on speaker. “Can you babysit Jimbo?” Sharon's voice echoed from the sudden volume change, after her long-winded apology ended. “Oh of course we can Sharon, but why?” Jimbo sang-song  as he heard a small crash from inside the bathroom. “Shelly is acting out again and Randy,” Jimbo heard a hoarse hi from the man in the background, “Is overreacting again,” she finished sighing. Shelly and Randy were known to get into random fights, Shelly going through behavioral issues and teenage angst, while Randy was just a man-child. “What do you mean?” Jimbo asked, pressing his ear against their bathroom door, hearing Ned on the other side quickly shuffling, slamming cupboards as though he was frantically searching for something.

Jimbo knew Ned kept a spare voice box in their bathroom and Ned hated babysitting on the weekends, as it would take time away from their hunting podcast and well, other adult activities. “Randy finally got fed up with Shelly not doing her chores, no Randy I’m not calling it that,” Sharon said, as there was a small crash in the background of the call, “Let go Randy, RANDY!” Sharon yelled as the call randomly muted. “Shelly!” Randy shouted as the phone unmuted and re-muted itself again, causing Jimbo to giggle as the shuffling in the bathroom stopped. “Sorry Jimbo,” Sharon came back on the phone after a moment, “Randy is forcing us to go hiking to bond more but forgot he promised to take Stan and his friends ATV riding up in Boulder,” she finished, as the shuffling in the bathroom picked up again. “He already paid and rented everything, it’s just a matter of transportation and doing things.”

 The bathroom door flung open, with a half naked Ned standing before Jimbo, who was holding his voice box very tightly. “Who’s that Jimbo,” Ned asked, barely hiding the agitation in his voice. Jimbo was too distracted by the very loose towel that hung just below Ned’s v-line, leaving the older man speechless. “Is that Ned?” Randy asked in the background of the call, his voice snapping Jimbo out of his trance. “Yea, i-it’s Ned,” Jimbo replied, his mind making an emergency crash landing from Ned-land. He watched the steam from the bathroom pour out of the door frame, paying very close attention to the flush that spread across Ned’s face and shoulders. Ned tends to flush out of anger, which Jimbo understood, but the steam wasn’t helping Jimbo in any way. It made the majority of Ned’s body flush a soft pink and the sweat that had accumulated from being in the hot room made his hair stick to his forehead. No, none of this was helping with the situation Jimbo had gotten himself in, and Jimbo was very aware of the plans his brother-in-law had just crashed.

“Hey Ned,” Sharon cheerily responded, whom Ned assumed was happily avoiding the topic of the emergency babysitting favor she had just dropped on them. “Randy and I are so thankful that you and Jimbo can take the boys for us,” Sharon gushed as the agitated look on Ned’s face lessened a little. “Y-yea Sharon, Jimbo and I are always glad to hang with Stan and his friends,” Ned’s robotic voice responded as Jimbo continued to stare thoughtfully at his body. This call was becoming absolutely pointless, as the tension between the two older men grew, causing an awkward silence between both parties. “W-well,” Sharon stuttered after a moment, “Stan had a sleepover at Eric's, so they won't be awake until 10, I’ll call Liane and let her know the change of plans,” she finished, snapping Jimbo out of his staring contest. “Yeah-Cartman’s,” Jimbo responded in a monotone voice, as Ned stared deeply into his soul. There was a small twitch coming from within his body, as his mind focused on finding a way to make up for the lost time that this call took.

“I’ll see you when you’re done,” Jimbo said, looking at his phone to hang up. Sharon said her goodbyes and the call ended with a click, which prompted Jimbo to toss his phone onto the bed. Ned was looking at his companion curiously, as Jimbo began to strip from his pajamas, and squeezed into the bathroom. “Mm, I thought you wanted to sleep in?” Ned teased, watching Jimbo close the bathroom door. “Haha, you’re hilarious,” Jimbo sarcastically replied, while pulling down his pants. “You act as if I could focus with the way you were just standing there,” he said, posing in his underwear for his companion. It was now Ned’s turn to lose all ability to focus as he stared at Jimbo’s burly frame, noticing the superman symbols on his boxers. Jimbo only laughed in response to Ned’s stunned silence before stripping down the last piece of fabric he had on. “Now, I believe Sharon said we had until 10?” Jimbo slyly said moving closer to the lean man, pressing his forehead against Ned’s, looking deeply into his blue eyes, while the pair felt each other’s labored breaths. Ned only smiled in response, grabbing Jimbo's muscular arm, and pulling him into the shower.

It was 10:54AM and only now were Kern-Gerblansky's red Hummer pulling into Cartman's driveway. The two grown men watched as the four boys jumped up from sitting on the doorstep, shouting cheers of excitement, grabbing their bags filled with supplies and slumber party items; and running toward their car. Ned got out and opened the trunk for the boys, with Cartman shoving the other 3 out of the way, in order to be the first to put his stuff in. An argument began as Ms. Cartman opened her front door smiling at the pair, held up a tray of her famous waffles and whipped cream, and walked up to Jimbo’s window.

 “Uh, hello Liane,” Jimbo said uneasily, watching in the rearview mirror, as the argument between the four boys escalated, as Ned immediately shot the chubby man a look of help. “How have you been Jimbo?” Ms. Cartman cheerfully responded, giving him a strange look, while smiling. “YOUR FAG UNCLE IS LITERALLY AN HOUR LATE,” Cartman’s whiny voice screams over the noise the argument had caused. This makes Jimbo’s face drop, as he gives a look of concern to Liane, who seemingly heard nothing and was still cheerfully smiling. “FUCK YOU!” Kyle yells as their argument escalates in the background. “Uh, Liane,” Jimbo started, opening his door attempting to move past the single mother, and reach his poor boyfriend before things got any worse.

But Liane Cartman not only stood her ground, but pushed Jimbo back into his seat. She gives him a strained smile, handing him the plate of waffles, before she starts digging into her apron pocket. “ERIC,” she firmly projects toward the back end of the car, her hand deep in her apron now, effectively silencing any argument that was going on, “DON'T BE DIFFICULT,” Liane finished as a placid look took over her face. Everyone stayed in a shocked silence, as there was no argument, and the only thing that was heard were the birds soft chirps. She looked rather satisfied with herself, as her hand came back up, with a piece of cardboard in between her fingers. “We’ve missed you and Ned at the Peppermint Hippo,” she quietly said as the boys began to pack their belongings in the trunk. Jimbo’s ears turned a bright red, as the blush spread to his cheeks.

 “Liane,” he muttered underneath his breath, “You know we’re-“ “Oh Jimbo, you weren’t saying that in our younger years,” Liane replied, cutting the chubby man off. Jimbo somehow became even redder, causing another look of satisfaction to show on the elder Cartman’s face, as she carefully placed the card right between the whipped cream, getting a tip of it on her index. Ned and the boys all began to pile into the car, as Ms. Cartman deeply looked the chubby man in the eyes, carefully licking up the white substance with her tongue. Ned looked at Jimbo in confusion as the chubby man began to sputter, fumbling the plate of waffles into his lap, as Ms. Cartman’s laugh was heard.

“Goodbye boys,” she said walking back toward the porch while waving, “You have my number if you need me!” She called with a hint of amusement in her voice. The group quickly reversed out onto the road, as Jimbo floored the gas pedal, heading toward South Park’s exit. “Mmm what happened Jimbo?” Ned asked, pulling out Ms. Cartman’s card from the waffles. “Put that away Ned,” Jimbo flushed, quickly snatching the card out his hand, while throwing it into the glove compartment. Ned and the boys give Jimbo a confused look that goes unanswered, the only response was the revving of the engine. Ned instinctively leaned over, lending Jimbo his good ear, waiting for a quiet response. “I understand where Eric gets it from now,” Jimbo responds in a low voice, slightly leaning into his boyfriend’s forehead. Ned let out a loud laugh, leaving the four younger boys to look at the older couple in confusion. Ned didn’t stop laughing for the rest of the drive.

“I’m confused,” Ned aggressively said into his voice box, all his cheer from the drive down gone, while leaning over the counter to stare at a dimly lit tablet. It was currently 2:33 PM, which would regularly be the time he and Jimbo would’ve been pre-gaming, in order to record their weekly podcast. The group of boys were currently standing within a cool brick building that was decorated with various ATV posters and specific hunting gear, in the middle of buck ass nowhere Boulder, Colorado. The teenage attendant stood behind the beige colored counter with a dead look in their eyes, slowly opening their mouth, while letting out a dramatic sigh.

“I don’t see a reservation under Randy Marsh, is there another name I can look for?” They dryly replied, raising a limp hand to lazily type a different name into the terminal before them. “Mmm there’s literally no other name it could be under,” Ned replied with the annoyance in his voice becoming louder. “Ugh, what’s taking so fucking long,” Cartman muttered underneath his breath, poking the hood of Kenny’s parka which was currently facing Stan, who was watching the raven haired boy lean his head onto Kyle’s shoulder, whose face was in his hands. Jimbo was adjacent to the four boys, pinching his nose in the signature style that the Marshes were known for, as he watched his boyfriend struggle with the teenager. It was obvious that Ned was close to jumping the counter to see the tablet himself or to strangle the employee with his one good hand, prompting the older man to enter the conversation. “Do you have a reservation under Sharon Marsh-Kern? Or Sharon Marsh? OR SHARON KERN?” Jimbo quickly interjected, struggling to hide his agitation with the employee. The group watched as the lethargic employee slowly typed in the variations, hearing a robotic beep for each one, signaling rejection. “Would you happen to have another-,”

“Try Karen Marsh,” Stan interrupted with an annoyed tone, lifting his head off of his best friend’s shoulder. Everyone looked at the younger boy in surprise, mainly for the unexpected turn in conversation, before Stan gave an agitated look with the lack of response. For the first time since the group had arrived, the teenage employee quickly typed into the terminal, as a positive sounding robotic beep came after the entry. “ID please?” the teenager said monotonically, their body on autopilot as their hand reached over the counter, expecting some piece of plastic to land. Jimbo happily fumbled for his wallet, pulling out his license and putting it in the attendant's hand, excited to finally get the main babysitting activity over, in hope of catching up on some of their Saturday. The teenager’s hand pulled back quickly, their dead eyes showing some signs of life, as they scanned over the key details. “Sorry, this says Jimbo Kern-Gerblansky, and in order for entry I need an exact form of ID,” they replied cheerily as they handed the license back. “Have a good day,” they replied with a hint of delight behind their voice. Ned dropped his voice box and began to climb over the counter to lunge at the attendant, gaining cheers of support from the four younger boys, as Jimbo dropped everything in order to stop the lean man from actually making it over.

The 4 younger boys stood in front of the building as they watched Jimbo bid the police a cheerful goodbye, with Ned dejectedly standing beside him. Things had quickly gone south and went the way one would expect if a veteran jumped the counter to fight a teenage employee. The situation had worsened as Cartman called Ned, Karen Kern, which turned the attack toward the chubby boy with Kyle, cheering the situation on.  Even after all that, they were still denied access to the ATV course, and had been temporarily banned for 6 months by the attendant’s manager after things had been settled with the police. Jimbo hurriedly got Ned into the Hummer, as he went to retrieve the four boys, who were showing signs of disappointment on their faces.

 “First,” Cartman whines as Jimbo guides them toward the car, “KYLE HAS to come to MY SLUMBER PARTY, because STAN can’t do SHIT without his FUCKING BOYFRIEND,” Cartman hissed toward Kyle, who stuck his tongue out in response. “THEN, Stan’s bitch of a sister, sets TOWELIE on fire,” he spat shooting Stan a nasty look, “Forcing his parents to send us, with his FAGGY uncles-” “You’re a bigger fag then the both of them put together,” Kenny interjects as the four of them climb into the back of the vehicle, causing Jimbo to sputter, failing to hide his laughter, as he climbed into the driver's seat. The arguments in the background grew as Jimbo turned the car on and rolled down the windows, pulling up the map’s app on his phone for directions back to South Park.

“Jimbo?” A deep voice called across the parking lot. Jimbo glanced up in confusion, his eyes scanning the very empty lot, before they landed on an older man. The older man was lanky and built, with long shaggy hair, and looked like an old hipster lumberjack that was leaving a dispensary down in Denver. He wore a long sleeve gray t-shirt that read ‘Jones and Company ATV Riding’, accompanied by denim jeans and steel toed work boots. He looked like an older male model off the cover of the magazines they sold at their store.  “Davis Jones? What the hell are you doing here?!” Jimbo exclaimed, sending Davis a look of confusion. “I should be asking you that, Kern!” Davis laughed, walking toward the car. “It’s so nice to see you two again,” the lanky man said, giving the pair a winning smile.

“When was the last time we saw each other? What? ‘75?” He questioned looking into the car. “No,” Ned said, “Whenever Jenkins got so drunk at the reunion, he fell off a table,” causing the three men to erupt in laughter.  “We got banned from that course over there,” Jimbo said, after the laughter died down, nodding his head toward the building. “Oh everyone has trouble with that teenage attendant, they’re the manager's kid,” Davis responded, chuckling at the disbelief on the group's faces. The two older men began to catch up with their veteran friend as the conversation landed on Davis’ weekend.  “We actually had a private tour, but they canceled at the last minute leaving us with 5 extra ATVs,” the veteran responded, looking at the four excited boys in the back, giving them a toothy grin. “They paid for everything, so you could always take their spot,” Davis teased looking at the older gay couple.

 “Mmm I don't know,” Ned said, sending his partner a tired look. Jimbo understood that his boyfriend was probably tired from their eventful day and probably just wanted to go home and have a beer. “Pleaase, Stan’s uncle Jimbo?” Cartman pleaded, giving the burly man puppy eyes. Jimbo tried to look away, but only caught a glimpse of his nephew and the rest of his friends following suit, softening his heart. It reminded Jimbo of a younger Sharon, who knew how to get her way, by always melting his soft heart. “Now that I think about it,” Davis said, tapping his finger on his chin, “You two are usually drunk out of your minds around this time,” allowing the four younger boys to look at the couple in astonishment. “If it makes it better Ned,” Davis continued, “We have some beer,” nodding his head toward a cooler on the back of his pickup,  giving the slim man a cheery smile. “Mmm, why didn’t you say so earlier?” Ned replied, giving a mischievous grin back.

It was currently 5:04PM and the group had finally made it to the private touring area that Davis owned. The land was filled with beautiful green shrubs and tall shady trees, as the hilly escape showed perfect dirt roads from the ATVs that had trekked through before. It was beautiful enough to make a grown man cry. They had changed into their gear at a private residence Davis had built for personal use,  and the four boys were bouncing with excitement, as Davis went over basic safety rules and how to properly use the ATV. “I'm so excited Kenny,” Stan excitedly whispers to the younger boy who hums in response, “I can’t wait to race you to the end,” Kenny's muffled voice responds after a moment. “I’m gonna go faster than you,” Cartman barely whispers, warranting a look from Jimbo.  “Oh yeah fat-ass?” Kyle responds after making sure Jimbo wasn't looking. “Yeah, gonna leave your ass in the DUST,” Cartman teases, pushing Kyle’s arm. “In your fucking dreams dough boy,” Kyle snickers rolling his eyes. “Language,” Davis said looking at the two younger boys, with a mischievous glint in his eyes. “Clearly, my lecture has been holding up your main event,” the older man teased, causing both Kyle and Cartman to flush. Davis only laughed at their reactions, clapping his hands loudly, and smiling at the group. “Let’s get this started,” he said, hopping onto his ATV. 

“On your left you’ll see the historic...” Davis said over the microphone connected headset, as the four boys followed quickly behind.  Stan and Kyle were riding beside each other, Cartman was close to ramming to Kyle’s bumper, and Kenny going a tad bit slower at a considerable distance. Right behind them were Ned and Jimbo, going slower than the rest of them, but close enough to stay in radio range. There weren’t enough ATVs for everyone to ride on their own but Jimbo and Ned were quick to pair up and deciding to ride together. Ned’s arm was tightly wrapped around Jimbo’s soft stomach and Jimbo was driving carefully to ensure his boyfriend felt safe enough behind him. The couple were closely paying attention to their surroundings and softly making comments to each other. “We should go hunting down here someday Ned,” Jimbo softly sighed as the tree branches passed them by. Jimbo felt his boyfriend nod his head as they went over a soft bump, passing the man-made lake Davis had just mentioned. “I heard Gerald’s kid and Eric talking about racing,” Jimbo sighed, resisting the urge to pinch his eyebrows. “I gotta stop telling Sharon yes, I’m tired of preventing those two from doing something insane,” Jimbo complained, feeling Ned’s body lightly bounce with silent laughter. “By the time we get back home, I’m gonna probably have to start drinking and driving to make up for lost time,” he said, rolling his eyes.

“Come in love birds?” Davis’ voice rang over the comm. “Yeah Jones?” Jimbo responded, raising an eyebrow at the worried tone in his friend’s voice. “I’m gonna need some reinforcements,” Davis responded, the worry in his tone increasing. “The kid that looks like Dakota Fanning and that ginger kid are…” Davis trails off, leaving Jimbo to release a heavy sigh. “On our way,” he responded, wrapping Ned’s arm tighter around his torso, and speeding ahead.

By the time the two arrived, it was very obvious that Cartman and Kyle were racing, ignoring Davis’ instructions over the comm. Jimbo watched as the two began to speed off, heading toward a fork in the road. Kyle was considerably ahead of Cartman, before Cartman sped ahead and cut the ginger boy off. The two were headed toward the left side of the fork, missing the sign that said dead end. “Boys!” Jimbo yelled, speeding after them, worried about the possibility of them fucking up his friend’s ATV. “YOU'RE GOING THE WRONG WAY,” Davis yelled, “THAT WAY LEADS TO A-” a very loud crash is heard off in the distance. The rest of them stopped a couple feet away from the fork, which gave time for Jimbo to pass out, leaving Ned to grip his torso as the burly man felt his wallet’s soul leave the premises. 

By the time the group arrived, Kyle and Cartman were sitting on the side of a muddy ditch, both annoyed with each other, awaiting their punishment. Jimbo hopped off his vehicle and ran toward the ditch. “We’re ok Mr. Kern,” Kyle ashamedly said with Cartman grunting in agreement. “Like I give a shit about you two,” Jimbo bluntly responded, running up to the two ditched ATVs. They were perfectly fine, with little to no damage, which allowed Jimbo to sigh a breath of relief, as Davis arrived behind. “You’re not worried that they’ll say something to their mothers?” he questioned, wincing at the look Cartman was shooting at the chubbier man. “Like hell they’ll say anything,” Jimbo laughed rolling his eyes. “Their mothers will do way worse,” Ned finished shooting the two looks. The both of them sat up in fear, with looks of worry overtaking their agitation, as Stan and Kenny laughed at the pair’s predicament.

It was currently 6:58PM, the ATVs had taken a while to pull out of the mud and the tour took an extra half an hour to finish, due to the speed restrictions Davis had placed in interest of everyone’s safety. Kyle and Cartman’s parents had received a call, they reached the restriction in agreement, as a temporary punishment for the two. The tour ended with a beautiful view of the mountains as they reached the end, prompting Davis to make an announcement to the rest of the group. “We’ll head back in about fifteen minutes, so help yourself to some snacks and beer, and don't forget to take some pictures.” Davis said, walking away to set up the snacks. Jimbo and Ned got the four boys to line up without shoving, all of them giving the camera a toothy smile, showing the memories that were made today. Ned kissed Jimbo on the cheek, before pulling his phone out and taking a selfie of the two. “You gotta print that Ned,” Jimbo said, lovingly looking at his boyfriend. “Mmm I sure will Jimmy,” Ned responded, giving the burly man another kiss. “But first, I have a Saturday to start,” Ned said walking toward the cooler. Jimbo could only laugh in response, but agreed, it was finally time for a Saturday drink.

[clydethetacox]

south park olympics intro☆

Name; andeo is fine, though I appreciate any nicknames hajahaha

Pronouns; he/him only. tytytyty ty ty.

Favorite characters; CRAIG ALAWAYS AND FOREVER, along with clyde, damien, tweek, kenny, bradley, and pip of course. (they are all silly)

Favorite ships; i dont reallt get into shipping that much, but creek and early season stendy are so wwwwhha!!!!!!! (borderline FANON stanky fan even). as long as its not problematic, i dont mind any others though.

headcanons;.. I believe in tall tweek and short craig cuz its super ironic, European tweek (I love this one), bebe and tweek being cousins, kenny wearing extremely oversized clothing, short kenny, blue eyed cartman, and british accent damien. ALSO wendy and bebe playing just dance as seriously as stan and kyle play guitar hero. AND kyle having a heavy jersey accent when he’s mad and not noticing, and tweek having super dialated pupils but really baggy eyes. and. and and and adopted craig, chubby stan, and their town looking exactly like Crested Butte, Colorado. (edit waaaa: i forgot peruvian craig isnt canon but that is also a really good one)

au//tropes;.. zombie apocalypse aus (angst yummm), 2000s scene/emo aus, bakery aus, summer vacation aus, any au involving the foreign kids (pip, gregory, estella etc etc), adventure tropes, platonic sleepover tropes, post covid, and theatre // musical tropes and aus. (edit: CUDDLE PROMPTS WIOLL LITERALLY KILL ME platonic or not they are everything i live for.)

cool platonic bro-ships;.. kevin brimmy and bradley, stan and kyle, craig and clyde, kenny and clyde, kenny and butters, kip and curly hair bradley (they are deffo friends on facebook), tolkien and kenny, jimmy and timmy

sum extra; I thought i should point out that im a huge huge huge space nerd, and i like collecting stuff. my artstyle also changes A LOT. thats all hahahhw

byebye!!!!!!!! let tge games begin. mwahahhahhahahbq….

[iksvolforb]

About me: South Park Olympics

Name: Mae

Pronouns: She/Her

Favourite Characters (in order): Kyle Broflovski (I kin him on god), Craig Tucker, Wendy Testaburger, Kenny McCormick, Tweek Tweak, Stan Marsh, Butters/Marj Stotch

Favourite Ships: Style, Cryle (i'm obsessed), Creek, Stendy, Bunny, Stendyle (KylexStanxWendy), WendyxTolkien

Favourite Headcannons:

Kyle needs glasses but high-key hates wearing them

Kenny and Butters are best friends and both hardcore in denial about their feelings for each other

Kyle is captain of the basketball team (athletic KING)

Tolkien is the most unproblematic person you've ever met

Stan cries every time he gets a piercing (he has several)

Kyle and Kenny smoke together on the weekends

Kenny = SIMP

Kenny and Tweek are good friends - Kenny will come and hang out at Tweek Bros. Coffeehouse with Craig on the weekends so they can keep Tweek company

Wendy and Tolkien are dating in highschool and on god in the healthiest relationship you've ever seen - their equivalent of a fight is practically a conversation

Butters is a massive theatre kid and he is actually super good at it

AUs/Tropes I enjoy:

- SoT (this is my favourite one - i will go absolutely FERAL for anything SoT related, ESPECIALLY style. Like, HNG),

- Fake dating to lovers (Creek istg). I also have a Cryle Highschool au idea where Craig wants to make an ex jealous so he asks Kyle (the other out gay kid in the school) to fake date him and he reluctantly agrees but then ... 👀👀)

- Video game AUs (get creative with this one!! A favourite is Pokemon)

- I have an IT au in my head atm so feel free to ask me about it!

- others include secret lovers, oblivious best friends in love with each other, Highschool AUs, Band AUs,

Friendships I enjoy: Clyde and Craig, Jimmy and Clyde, Wendy and Kyle, Kenny and Kyle, Tweek and Kenny, Bebe and Butters

(I keep editing this I'm so sorry lmao)

[its-astr0philia]

My South Park Olympics Intro!

Name - Astro or Star

Pronouns - Ve/They

Fav. Characters - Cartman, Craig, Tweek, Kenny, Butters, Michael, Clyde

Fav. Ships - Creek (#1) , Style, Bunny, Crenny, Cryde

Fav. Headcanons - I can’t name any off the top of my head but I do like many! (Edit: I have one now, it's basically where Craig and Twerk "adopt" Butters and yea)

AU’s/Tropes I enjoy - Soulmates, Friends to Lovers, Forbidden Love, ANGST, Racing AU, Apocalyspe Au, High School Au, etc.

Friendships I like - Style (not really sure if i ship it or not lol), Kyle & Tolkien, Wendy & Bebe, Jimmy & Timmy, The Goth Kids, etc.

[mahmoud-ziad]

300 days of war 🇵🇸🍉

have drained us and shattered our spirits. 💔

We no longer have the right to the most basic necessities of life.

We can no longer sleep in a safe place.

Do you realize that we endure immense suffering just to get water?

After hours of exhausting search, I found a well, but I don’t know if the water is safe to drink.

Diseases are spreading among us, and we desperately need your help to escape this nightmare.

[notpeppermint]

@spinthetags hello! This is a about me for the South Park Olympics!

Name: Minela, Pronouns: she/her

Favorite Character: Craig Tucker

Favorite Ships/BROTPS: Gregstophe, Creek, Style, Bunny!

Favorite Headcanons: Hertrocromia, Diffrent Hair Colors, Personality Headcanons, And LGBTQIA+ Headcanons!!!

AUS/Tropes I Enjoy!: The MLP South Park AU, Crack/Funny Tropes, Fluff Tropes

[0-dear-rose-0]

european tweek is so real and it reminded me of the song lol

@clydethetacox

@spinthetags

[spinthetags]

South Park Olympics - Rules & Sign Up

The interest check for the South Park Olympics was a success, so we're moving on to sign ups! The google form for signing up can be found at the bottom of the rules list, and will be open from now until Friday, May 19th. Make sure to read the following rules and guidelines carefully before filling out the sign up form!

Before the rules are listed, here's a general guideline of how the event will go:

Before signing up, every user who intends on participating will make a post briefly introducing themselves and mentioning their interests (favorite characters, ships, headcanons, etc). There will be a space to link this post within the signup poll!

Once signups are closed, all participants will be divided randomly and evenly into two different teams. The overwhelming winner in the interest check poll was Giant Douche vs Turd Sandwich, which is what we'll be going with for team names.

Once the event starts, users from each team will view members of the other team's posts, and will begin creating things based on their interests to 'attack' them with. To attack, all you need to do is post your creation, tag the user you're attacking, and use the hashtag #sp olympics. Tagging @spinthetags is optional, but welcome; we need to see and reblog your post to give points!

Points will be given to the attacking team based on the objective point system listed in this post. Users can also earn points for their team by reblogging other people's creations, regardless of whether it's created by their own team member.

Every week, the updated point values will be posted for each team. At the end of the month-long event, the team with the most points will be declared the winner!

Throughout the course of the event, additions and changes may be made to how points from that point forward are calculated, such as enabling "friendly fire" or giving extra points for a character's birthday. However, these will all be announced in advance, and the main premise as listed above will stay the same!

Now, the actual rules! Please read these carefully before signing up; if you sign up, you acknowledge that you'll adhere to them!

All works created for the SP Olympics must be SFW! Themes such as swearing and suggestive jokes are allowed, but explicit NSFW is not. Works involving blood and mild gore are also allowed, but they must be tagged appropriately. Works with more gore than just mild will be judged at moderator discretion, so consider that in advance when creating your works!

All works must be your own! This means that your creations must not involve AI art or AI writing. If you are creating a meme/playlist/amv, in order to use other people's art, you must have explicit permission from them and be able to show it upon request.

Needless to say, no ship/headcanon hate is allowed! If you participate, you must play nice. Even if your posts aren't directly related to the SP Olympics, harassment of any sort or active bashing may lead to you being removed from the competition. Remember that plenty of people are viewing your blog to create for you, so make sure to be kind!

When creating a work for the SP Olympics, it must adhere to the interests of the person you're attacking. This means that you should produce something based on that person's interests, rather than creating a work in advance and picking someone who would enjoy it. On the same note, only create works involving ships that the person you're attacking enjoys!

For your work to be considered, make sure to use the tag #sp olympics. We'll reblog every work that we see created, so if you've tagged it properly and it hasn't been reblogged, shoot us a DM and we'll make sure to count it!

Please try and have variety in who you attack! To prevent a single person from being attacked over and over, a second attack given to a single person within 24 hours of the previous one will only count for half points.

Lastly, and most importantly; unfortunately, there's no way we can guarantee that every person will be attacked/receive a gift. During the final week of the event people who haven't been attacked yet will be promoted, but it's impossible to guarantee! If you choose to participate, make sure you do so because you want to create, not because you have the expectation of receiving a gift.

Those are the general rules! Additional rules may be added if needed, and if you need any clarification, please feel free to send an ask or a DM! The two people running this event are this account (@spinthetags) and @alister312, so either of us can be reached out to if needed.

Here is the link to the sign up form! Starting from May 5th, two weeks will be given for participants to sign up. Some further guidelines for the 'about me' post mentioned above and in the sign up form is under the cut. Consider reblogging once you've signed up to help fill out the teams! Thank you for reading, and we hope to see you in the Olympics!

Your about me post doesn't need absolutely everything listed below; these are just some examples of things you might want to mention!

Your name

Your pronouns

Favorite characters

Favorite ships

Favorite headcanons

AUs/tropes you enjoy

BROTPs/friendships you like

There's no need to mention ships or characters that you DON'T like; keep your intro post limited to the things you would want to receive! Feel free to be specific, but try and keep the things within your post manageable to increase the likelihood you'll be attacked!

There's no need to tag @spinthetags in this post since it'll be linked in the form, but you're welcome to if you want to!

[justanartistiguess]

He’s on his way to tell someone he has diabetes

A Scott Malkinson for @rianrye! Hope you like it!

South Park Olympics organized by @spinthetags !!!

[thecrowthatdraws]

Clyde × Marjerine for @fandom-freek :D (@spinthetags )

[marianismas]

List of GFMs I've been asked to share;

@fatma93-gaza: https://gofund.me/a5b6d4ae

link to post [€4,094 raised of €20,000 goal]

@safaakhatib: https://gofund.me/67b7fd56

link to post [€22,481 raised of €35,000 goal]

@abdelmutei: https://gofund.me/bdcea611

link to post [€7,930 raised of €50,000 goal]

@hins76178: https://gofund.me/7e81cf1d

link to post [$3,930 raised of $50,000 goal]

@abdalhadiaburas: https://gofund.me/96c9ecfa

link to post [$2,076 CAD raised of $65,000 goal]

@mahaahmad12: https://gofund.me/2adde3d1

link to post [£1,419 raised of £81,000 goal]

@anqar: https://gofund.me/bc721399

link to post [€15,270 raised of €20,000 goal]

@ahmedalnabeeh11: https://gofund.me/b477b817

link to post [€20,814 raised of €30,000 goal]

@gazaway13: https://gofund.me/3b8eb0e9

link to post [€13,340 raised of €40,000 goal]

Edit 8/14

@kefahfamily: https://gofund.me/9c326960

link to post [$560 raised of $40,000 goal]

@amlanqar: https://gofund.me/9d6e3b04

link to post [€6,903 raised of €50,000 goal]

@nedataya: https://gofund.me/63a8fb73

link to post [$3,365 raised of $29,500 goal]

@saveyouseffamily https://gofund.me/fefe93ba

link to post [€1,718 raised of €20,000 goal]

@ahmed-ziad: https://gofund.me/815dac1e

link to post [£9,096 raised of £30,000 goal]

@mahmoudkhalafff: https://gofund.me/483c5474

link to post [€21,774 raised of €30,000 goal]

@ghaziyounes1967: https://gofund.me/cdd5cffa

link to post [$3,152 raised of $50,000 goal]

@bshaeromars-blog: https://gofund.me/c0fb7b5f

link to post [$13,096 raised of $40,000 goal]

@aya2mohammed: https://gofund.me/62cf3a76

link to post [€23,877 raised of €50,000 goal]

@abedalazeiz: https://gofund.me/5ba0df8d

link to post [€26,668 raised of €90,000 goal]

@monashamali: https://gofund.me/3722ad57

link to post [£13,028 raised of £30,000 goal]

@sabrinaaxm: https://gofund.me/a08653d7

link to post [$1,717 AUD raised of $40,000 goal]

(40k AUD ~ 26.453k USD)

@falestine-yousef: https://gofund.me/19764c3d

link to post [$10,058 raised of $40,000 goal]

@mohamed-mikki: https://www.paypal.com/donate?campaign_id=EKWGJQPP5NNXC

link to post [$1,461 raised of $20,000]

@safaabed8: https://gofund.me/3aeaaae6

link to post [€26,668 raised of €90,000 goal]

@safaa18mero: https://gofund.me/b25cb4bf link to post [$7,668 raised of $75,000 goal]

@4-zien-yousef: https://gofund.me/f574ba7a

link to post [€13,287 raised of €23,000 goal]

@bilalassadabedrou: https://gofund.me/3ac67378

link to post [€7,134 raised of €80,000 target]

@musababed: https://gofund.me/e6a1e1e9

link to post [£3,760 raised of £8,000 target]

More to update soon!

@razan-2000: https://gofund.me/7e81cf1d

link to post [$3,980 raised of $50,000 target]

@saveomarfamily: https://www.paypal.com/donate?campaign_id=96SMNSAFVZWQY

link to post [$0 raised of $25,000]

(the account isn't vetted yet, if anyone could verify I would appreciate it)

@tawfikblog: https://gofund.me/21417d56 (not vetted)

link to post [$707 raised of $18,680 goal]

@palestinianhadeel: https://gofund.me/b325e600

link to post [€4,817 raised of €20,000 goal]

@jody-family: https://gofund.me/ac2bb9ca

link to post [£1,942 raised of £20,000 goal]

@noor-alanqar

link to post [€19,111 raised of €40,000 goal]

@somiaamen: https://gofund.me/0ef44b59

link to post [$1,515 raised of $100,000 target]

@hanaa987: https://gofund.me/86a04937

link to post [£9,098 raised of £20,000 target]

@mohammedaldeeb: https://gofund.me/71b5dfcf

link to post [€36,318 raised of €55,000 target]

@fatensama12: https://gofund.me/b4d9068c

link to post [$14,160 raised of $50,000 target]

@hayanahed: https://gofund.me/9d39cd08

link to post [€70,126 raised of €100,000 target]

@firas-salem: https://gofund.me/38c2b03f

link to post [€34,422 raised of €65,000 target]

@save-hijazi-family2: https://gofund.me/b90ba380

link to post [€10,095 raised of €20,000 target]

@mona-mohamed93: https://gofund.me/70b5e9d2

link to post [€2,882 raised of €185,300 target]

[travelmanposts]

Luna Park, Sydney, Australia: Luna Park Sydney is a heritage-listed amusement park located at 1 Olympic Drive, Milsons Point, New South Wales, Australia, on the northern shore of Sydney Harbour. The amusement park is owned by the Luna Park Reserve Trust, an agency of the Government of New South Wales. Wikipedia