#source: Dirk Gently’s Holistic Detective Agency

[smh0217]

*Neo and Jaune are riding in a car together after Neo took him hostage*

Neo, driving: It was good you decided to come with me.

Jaune, in the passenger seat: …I didn't decide anything. You said you'd kill me if I didn't go.

Neo: Well you decided it would be better to come with me than die. That was nice.

[incorrect-dnd-classes]

Rogue: I spoke to the guard at the scene. Bard: What did they say? Rogue: "Go away".

[incorrectstanleyparablequotes]

Stanley, to the Narrator: Why did I forget how annoying you are?

[protecticarus]

todd: they’re making another planet earth

dirk, unimpressed: oh yeah? and where exactly do they plan on getting the dirt for it?

todd:

todd: the documentary series, dirk, not the astronomical object

dirk: oh

[clockworkcheetah]

Dirk: can i ask questions? Todd: you can ask me one Dirk: are you a child of divorce?

[sonseulsoleil]

Dirk: Alright, so you and I are married.

Todd: We are NOT married.

Dirk: Relax, it's just pretend.

Todd: I don't wanna pretend.

Dirk: Scared you'll like it?

Todd: Okay, if we're married, I want a divorce.

Hobbs: Are those two like this all the time?

Farah: Yes.

[incorrecthsrquotes]

Renaldo: This is a bad idear. Dangeresque: Nonsense, this is the perfect opportunity to get some answers! Renaldo: The man shot at us! Whart if he just pulls a gun? Dangeresque: Aha! That’s why I brought… this. Dangeresque: *pulls out a knife* Renaldo: Wha’s that supposed ta do? Dangeresque: Well you know what they say about bringing a knife to a gunfight! Renaldo: That it’s… bad? Dangeresque: Oh my god, is that what that means!?

[lesbian-deadpool]

Y/N: Did I make mistakes? Yes.

Y/N: Did I only make mistakes? Yes.

Y/N: But did it work out? Kind of!

[hawkinsincorrect]

Robin: Want to dig up some more weird crap buried by a dead guy?

Nancy: More than anything else in the world.

[incorrect-whos-lila]

Fisher: You're a person of interest. Permanently. Even though you're not necessarily an interesting person. William: That feels unnecessarily rude...

[rogueartgallery]

with the severity of everything that’s come out about neil gaiman i’ll be putting my good omens fanart to rest.

i’ll still make burn pygmalion au art under a different name- the characters are pretty far removed from the source material and they’ll just be ocs instead of fan creations. i’ll rework them a bit so they don’t just follow my interpretation of jeanine and sylvia’s plot line and any association to good omens will be removed.

my relationship with good omens will probably end up being similar to dirk gently’s holistic detective agency. careful and quiet, consuming things that give no financial gain to the awful person at its head but not in any way that promotes it to a wider audience. i recommend people be careful with their approach to media made by people like this and what kind of message it can send depending on how you treat it. what i’m doing isn’t the only right way but it’s one of them and it’s my approach.

stay safe, stay silly <3

[lolo-l0ved]

Request Open + Updates

Since I’m back from camp now (with a godly tan and back pains) I will say again, request are open ! I haven’t done a update in awhile so here’s some updates

Sources Added

Percy Jackson and the Olympians books/show/movies, Hazbin Hotel, Scott Pilgrim Takes Off, Scott Pilgrim Comics, Undead Unluck, Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency & Yellowjackets

Other Updates

I’m not gonna be doing Rentry graphics atm. I will just straight up delete your ask if you send in any graphics request. I refuse this blog to become one of those only graphic blogs because that’s not what I started editing to do. Let me make wallpapers and icons !! Give me layouts request

[character--creations]

🔥 Corgis + Black Cats + Burning 🔥

"𝘐 𝘢𝘮 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘞𝘢𝘵𝘴𝘰𝘯, 𝘢𝘴𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘭𝘦!"

🐈‍⬛ Todd Brotzman, Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency 🐈‍⬛

Sources: ( x x x x x x x x )

[incorrectstanleyparablequotes]

Stanley: You are an insane person who has insinuated himself into my life in a moment of desperation! Narrator: Ok well, I think you're an insane person who has insinuated himself into being my combination main character and best friend.

[protecticarus]

todd: okay dirk, I’m gonna give it to you straight

dirk: gross

[clockworkcheetah]

Dirk: who ate my leftovers? Amanda: who ate my brother's ass? Dirk: okay