#source: Dirk Gently’s Holistic Detective Agency
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smh0217 · 2 years ago
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*Neo and Jaune are riding in a car together after Neo took him hostage*
Neo, driving: It was good you decided to come with me.
Jaune, in the passenger seat: …I didn't decide anything. You said you'd kill me if I didn't go.
Neo: Well you decided it would be better to come with me than die. That was nice.
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incorrect-dnd-classes · 1 year ago
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Rogue: I spoke to the guard at the scene. Bard: What did they say? Rogue: "Go away".
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Stanley, to the Narrator: Why did I forget how annoying you are?
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protecticarus · 1 year ago
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todd: they’re making another planet earth
dirk, unimpressed: oh yeah? and where exactly do they plan on getting the dirt for it?
todd:
todd: the documentary series, dirk, not the astronomical object
dirk: oh
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clockworkcheetah · 1 year ago
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Dirk: can i ask questions? Todd: you can ask me one Dirk: are you a child of divorce?
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sonseulsoleil · 2 years ago
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Dirk: Alright, so you and I are married.
Todd: We are NOT married.
Dirk: Relax, it's just pretend.
Todd: I don't wanna pretend.
Dirk: Scared you'll like it?
Todd: Okay, if we're married, I want a divorce.
Hobbs: Are those two like this all the time?
Farah: Yes.
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incorrecthsrquotes · 6 months ago
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Renaldo: This is a bad idear. Dangeresque: Nonsense, this is the perfect opportunity to get some answers! Renaldo: The man shot at us! Whart if he just pulls a gun? Dangeresque: Aha! That’s why I brought… this. Dangeresque: *pulls out a knife* Renaldo: Wha’s that supposed ta do? Dangeresque: Well you know what they say about bringing a knife to a gunfight! Renaldo: That it’s… bad? Dangeresque: Oh my god, is that what that means!?
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lesbian-deadpool · 2 years ago
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Y/N: Did I make mistakes? Yes.
Y/N: Did I only make mistakes? Yes.
Y/N: But did it work out? Kind of!
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hawkinsincorrect · 8 months ago
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Robin: Want to dig up some more weird crap buried by a dead guy?
Nancy: More than anything else in the world.
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incorrect-whos-lila · 2 years ago
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Fisher: You're a person of interest. Permanently. Even though you're not necessarily an interesting person. William: That feels unnecessarily rude...
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deliciousdietdrpepper · 2 years ago
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I’m so upset that dirk gently got cancelled why cant we have nice things :/
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strangest-blorbo-tourney · 1 month ago
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Strangest blorbo tourney: prelims (propaganda under the cut)
AZ (Pokemon X&Y)
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Vs. Dirk Gently (Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency [2016-2018])
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AZ:
he looks like a tall hobo. but he's also secretly an immortal king with a tragic backstory and a unique pokemon that still isn't officially available for players. he's also the source of the "it's been 3000 years" meme.
Dirk Gently:
He's a detective who doesn't use clues, he just intuits wherever and whenever he's supposed to be. He's gay. He's autistic. He's British. He's wanted by the CIA. His narrative foil is a woman who can't die who calls herself a holistic assassin. She can't kill him because he's the Universe's specialist little chew toy. He's a leaf on the stream of creation and she's a piranha. He asked Elijah Wood to push his bum and make him go up.
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lolo-l0ved · 10 months ago
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Request Open + Updates
Since I’m back from camp now (with a godly tan and back pains) I will say again, request are open ! I haven’t done a update in awhile so here’s some updates
Sources Added
Percy Jackson and the Olympians books/show/movies, Hazbin Hotel, Scott Pilgrim Takes Off, Scott Pilgrim Comics, Undead Unluck, Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency & Yellowjackets
Other Updates
I’m not gonna be doing Rentry graphics atm. I will just straight up delete your ask if you send in any graphics request. I refuse this blog to become one of those only graphic blogs because that’s not what I started editing to do. Let me make wallpapers and icons !! Give me layouts request
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Stanley: You are an insane person who has insinuated himself into my life in a moment of desperation! Narrator: Ok well, I think you're an insane person who has insinuated himself into being my combination main character and best friend.
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protecticarus · 2 years ago
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dirk: [on the phone] todd! i know you told me santa wasn’t real but jokes on you because i’m at the mall and guess who’s bloody here!
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clockworkcheetah · 1 year ago
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Dirk: who ate my leftovers? Amanda: who ate my brother's ass? Dirk: okay
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