#source: Dirk Gently’s Holistic Detective Agency

[smh0217]

*Neo and Jaune are riding in a car together after Neo took him hostage*

Neo, driving: It was good you decided to come with me.

Jaune, in the passenger seat: …I didn't decide anything. You said you'd kill me if I didn't go.

Neo: Well you decided it would be better to come with me than die. That was nice.

[incorrect-dnd-classes]

Rogue: I spoke to the guard at the scene. Bard: What did they say? Rogue: "Go away".

[incorrectstanleyparablequotes]

Stanley, to the Narrator: Why did I forget how annoying you are?

[protecticarus]

todd: they’re making another planet earth

dirk, unimpressed: oh yeah? and where exactly do they plan on getting the dirt for it?

todd:

todd: the documentary series, dirk, not the astronomical object

dirk: oh

[clockworkcheetah]

Dirk: can i ask questions? Todd: you can ask me one Dirk: are you a child of divorce?

[sonseulsoleil]

Dirk: Alright, so you and I are married.

Todd: We are NOT married.

Dirk: Relax, it's just pretend.

Todd: I don't wanna pretend.

Dirk: Scared you'll like it?

Todd: Okay, if we're married, I want a divorce.

Hobbs: Are those two like this all the time?

Farah: Yes.

[incorrecthsrquotes]

Renaldo: This is a bad idear. Dangeresque: Nonsense, this is the perfect opportunity to get some answers! Renaldo: The man shot at us! Whart if he just pulls a gun? Dangeresque: Aha! That’s why I brought… this. Dangeresque: *pulls out a knife* Renaldo: Wha’s that supposed ta do? Dangeresque: Well you know what they say about bringing a knife to a gunfight! Renaldo: That it’s… bad? Dangeresque: Oh my god, is that what that means!?

[lesbian-deadpool]

Y/N: Did I make mistakes? Yes.

Y/N: Did I only make mistakes? Yes.

Y/N: But did it work out? Kind of!

[hawkinsincorrect]

Robin: Want to dig up some more weird crap buried by a dead guy?

Nancy: More than anything else in the world.

[incorrect-whos-lila]

Fisher: You're a person of interest. Permanently. Even though you're not necessarily an interesting person. William: That feels unnecessarily rude...

[thegothamtimes]

So I wanted to see what would happen if I typed basic words into the tags and picked the most weirdly specific suggestions and here we are

[deliciousdietdrpepper]

I’m so upset that dirk gently got cancelled why cant we have nice things :/

[bracketsoffear]

End: Bart Curlish (Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency) "The Holistic Assassin, the Universe's Delete Key. Bart goes where the universe sends her, killing who needs to be killed in ways that range from the mundane to the hilariously macabre. Bullets miss her and end up killing her target, people flee from her and end up directly in the path of traffic… you get the idea. She represents the inevitable, and she always hits her target in the end."

Corruption: Clara/The Changeling (Pathologic) "Clara does not exist until the game begins. She takes on the role of a healer in this town with an emerging plague, but the first person she attempts to heal dies. She is told that someone who looks exactly like her is committing crimes in the town, so she has to actively work to maintain her reputation throughout the game, or else citizens will start to attack her in the street.

Though she does have healing abilities, the game purposefully misleads you on how they are used. She doesn't understand it any more than you do. She is also aware that she is a character in a video game, and knows that she cannot exist outside the framework of the game. Because Pathologic is about a town dying to the plague that you are trying your hardest to prevent, and then mitigate, and then destroy at any cost, Clara comes to believe that she is the cause of the plague. After all, she cannot exist in a world without one. She comes into being as the game begins, and will likely stop existing after it is over, as what more is there for her to do? Kill an already dead town? Save an already healed town?

Each character you can play as can choose their own ending, and hers involves asking people to sacrifice themselves to her routinely to keep the town alive. Even when you make the correct choices and try to heal the town, the plague is still a constant threat and will never truly go away, and Clara is indeed responsible for this looming threat, as her healing hands are the ones people are blindly following into a routine of self-sacrifice and reminder of the plague that almost destroyed their town. In a way, it is fully possible to interpret her character as the true source of the plague, and the game allows you to believe this. There isn't really anything to contradict it, after all."

[incorrectstanleyparablequotes]

Stanley: You are an insane person who has insinuated himself into my life in a moment of desperation! Narrator: Ok well, I think you're an insane person who has insinuated himself into being my combination main character and best friend.

[protecticarus]

dirk: [on the phone] todd! i know you told me santa wasn’t real but jokes on you because i’m at the mall and guess who’s bloody here!

[clockworkcheetah]

Dirk: who ate my leftovers? Amanda: who ate my brother's ass? Dirk: okay