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disgracefulthings · 25 days ago

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Anything goes wrong in SVSSS

Shen Yuan:

#sy *breaks a nail*: this is somehow airplane's fault #he's not right #but he's also not wrong #shen qingqiu #shen yuan #shang qinghua #airplane shooting towards the sky #cumplane #mxtx #svsss #scum villain self saving system #source: twisted

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incorrectghostbustersquotes1984 · 2 years ago

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Peck, about the Ghostbusters: They treated me as if I were a throwaway joke! As if I were some... silly side character!

#Ghostbusters #Walter Peck #Incorrect Quotes #Incorrect Ghostbusters Quote #Source: Twisted #Source: Twisted: The Untold Story of a Royal Vizier

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yumedeer · 2 years ago

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TW: s*x ed (kinda) and Crowley being an overprotective dad

🪞Crowley: I wouldn't give a thought to any student in this school. You can't be too sure these days around boys! Vultures and flirts the lot of them!

😼❄️Both twins: ...

🐾Grim: What?

🪞Crowley: Just look at their tactics! They target vulnerable, young boys and girls... And build false senses of trust, and then ISOLATE them on "magic rides" of sort!!

🐾Grim: Huh?

🪞Crowley: And when the moment is right... *whispers*...They whip IT out!

😼❄️*both Yuu and Yukiko cringe*

🐾Grim: They whip what?

🪞Crowley: You know *Yuki plays dumb and Yuu covers Grim's ears* Their songs!

❄️Yukiko: Oh! Songs...!

😼Yuu: Songs?

🐾Grim: Why's that bad?

🪞Crowley: Beware of young boys that whip out their songs, my dear twins! A song is often a prelude... To a d*ck!

😼❄️ *both twins wince*

🐾Grim: To a what?

😼Yuu, covering Grim's ears again: He actually said it!!

🪞Crowley: A song is a d*ck in sheep's clothing!!!

❄️Yukiko: He's not backing down!!

🪞Crowley: There's a famous musical that has a song about this topic! Let me play it for you! Whenever in doubt, just remember it!

😼Yuu: Wait! NO, NO, NO!

-Crowley's phone: A song is a d*ck in sheep's clothing~ A song means a d*ck on it's way~

👻 Ramshackle ghosts, appearing furiously from nowhere: HEADMASTER!!!!!

🪞Crowley: *realizes what he's doing and freezes*

#source: twisted #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland oc #dire crowley #twisted wonderland yuu #fic: mickey's print #yuu oshiro #yukiko oshiro #incorrect quotes #fanfic #fic #reference #this may change in the future #or not #july 2023 #23th

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lgbtlunaverse · 10 months ago

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The world exists in such a baffling state of simultaneous sex-aversion and sex-hegemony. Every social platform on the internet is trying to banish sex workers to the shadow realm but I can't post a tweet without at least two bots replying P U S S Y I N B I O. People are self-censoring sex to seggs and $3× but every other ad you see is still filled with half-naked women. Rightwingers want queer people arrested for so much as existing in the same postal code as a child and are also drumming up a moral panic about how teenage boys aren't getting laid enough. I feel like I'm losing my mind.

#it's bad if you want i have sex it's also bad if you DON'T want to have sex #god forbid if you're a woman in a heterosexual marriage and aren't in the mood #that's 'withholding sex' and you're clearly abusive scum who should be divorced and left without any of your shared assets.#but if you DO have sex now you're a degenerate freak plotting for the downfall of western society #i don't know what to say i'm just so tired #politics #culture #queerphobia #lgbtqia #misogyny #<it's not the exclusive source but let's be honest sooo much of this is integral to the patriarchy #patriarchy needs access to an underclass they can treat like sex objects but they also don't want them to have any human rights #so sexuality is both obligatory and stigmatized #purity culture #i'm really struggling with tagging this because most of the appropiate tags would- in a beautiful twist of irony- get me booted off tumblr

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frostcorpsclub · 2 months ago

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Incorrect Quote 158

James: Wouldn't you gladly give up all your earthly possessions just to greet me when I come home from a one-sided massacre and bathe my sweaty bloody body with your tongue?

#source: twisted #mksquotes #jimbo frost

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 9 months ago

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Hey now, Let her cook!

#dungeon meshi #chilchuck tims #senshi #laios touden #marcille donato #izutsumi #oyasumi punpun #<- In case you are wondering what the source for the little bird guy is.#Yeah that's right. I'm back to my extremely obscure crossover BS.#Punpun is one of those series that falls under the category of 'Good! but I cannot responsibly recommend this to anyone."#If Dungeon Meshi is like a friend asking you to go on a quick errand and you accidently go on a life changing roadtrip -#Punpun is your friend asking to go on a quick errand and they pull up to the vet and tell you your dog is being put down.#Then they explode into sludge. Melting your car. You hitchhike back but the person who picked you up is an axe murderer.#I could not finish it. My friends who did say it was good. But agree it was for the best I did not finish it.#Hey speaking of tone twists...We are one episode away from one of my favourite chapters being animated!#WHO'S READY FOR THE SENSHI BACKSTORY! WHO IS READY TO CRY!#ME! I AM! I spooked my flatmate with how energetic I was this morning. I'm vibrating with energy I was not designed to contain.#I should talk about today's episode here: It was very good. I love how they animated the familiars.#And!!! Anime only people now are in the loop on the Chilchuck lore. Part 1 of many. He still contains multitudes.#They all do to be honest! If this episode told us anything it was that we still don't know these characters as well as we think!#See you guys next week. I'll be inconsolable.

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incorrecttwsted · 23 days ago

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#twisted wonderland #twst #leona kingscholar #riddle rosehearts #jamil viper #azul ashengrotto #vil schoenheit #idia shroud #malleus draconia #yuu #incorrect twst #incorrect twisted wonderland quotes #incorrect twisted wonderland #source: incorrect quotes generator

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incorrect-back-to-the-80s · 10 months ago

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Michael: Brave? Me? …Yeah.

#back to the 80s #btt80s #btt80s incorrect quotes #michael feldman #source: twisted

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ayertrinity · 8 months ago

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#twisted wonderland #twst yuu #twst fanart #yuusona #malleus draconia #kalim al asim #vil schoenheit #idia shroud #leona kingscholar #riddle rosehearts #azul ashengrotto #do you know average magicless high school girl can carry 6 guys at once?#source: trust me bro

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silkkorchid · 3 months ago

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We be eating good when it drops then

Book 7 is gonna have like 30 episodes in the anime if it gets green light

#twisted wonderland #twst #disney twisted wonderland #twistedwonderland #disney twst #twst anime #twisted wonderland anime #source: twitter

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thenumberhuntress · 5 months ago

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Riddle, setting down a box: Okay! We're going to put everything we love in this box! Malleus: May I put Yuu in the box? Riddle: No Vil: Can I put Yuu in the box? Riddle: No. Azul: Can I- Riddle: NO ONE IS PUTTING YUU IN THE BOX! Kalim: [sneaking Yuu into the box]

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disgracefulthings · 5 months ago

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How The Adepti Found Out That Morax Was Still Alive:

#zhongli #morax #rex lapis #source: team starkid #source: twisted #genshin impact #meme

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ryllen · 7 months ago

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overheardbyvarioustherapists · 7 months ago

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Yuu: ...And that's why sharks are cuter than dolphins. Yuu: Hey, are you okay? You've been really quiet for the past few minutes. Malleus: Malleus: Oh, don't worry about me, I'm just really overstimulated right now. Yuu: I am so sorry! I didn't mean to overstimulate y- Malleus: No, I like hearing you speak. You speaking is good, everything else is bad. Yuu: But- Malleus, grabbing Yuu's face: Now listen here, child of man. The world has been far too loud, and far too bright, and the only thing keeping me sane is you talking at me. I may not be absorbing anything, but I am hearing it. And the drone of your voice talking about what you love and care about is the only thing soothing me right now. Do you understand me, you FOOL?! Yuu: Um... Okay...? Malleus: Now you were infodumping about how you think sharks are cuter than dolphins? Yuu: ...Yes? Malleus: KEEP TALKING!

#incorrect quotes #twisted wonderland incorrect quotes #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland incorrect quote #twst incorrect quote #twst incorrect quotes #twst memes #malleus draconia #twst yuu #the oversharing adhd and the overstimulated adhd #source: dannyphantom.exe

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bluesylveon2 · 8 months ago

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