#source: twisted

[cloversreblogs]

Puss: I only wished for my 9 lives back!

Kitty: I only wished for someone I can trust!

Goldilocks: I only wished for a fa- a HUMAN family!

Jack Horner: I only wished to have a coat made out of puppies!

Cast: *LOUD PROTESTS AND ANGRY SHOOING* GET OUTTA HERE

[disgracefulthings]

How The Adepti Found Out That Morax Was Still Alive:

[incorrectghostbustersquotes1984]

Peck, about the Ghostbusters: They treated me as if I were a throwaway joke! As if I were some... silly side character!

[yumedeer]

TW: s*x ed (kinda) and Crowley being an overprotective dad

🪞Crowley: I wouldn't give a thought to any student in this school. You can't be too sure these days around boys! Vultures and flirts the lot of them!

😼❄️Both twins: ...

🐾Grim: What?

🪞Crowley: Just look at their tactics! They target vulnerable, young boys and girls... And build false senses of trust, and then ISOLATE them on "magic rides" of sort!!

🐾Grim: Huh?

🪞Crowley: And when the moment is right... *whispers*...They whip IT out!

😼❄️*both Yuu and Yukiko cringe*

🐾Grim: They whip what?

🪞Crowley: You know *Yuki plays dumb and Yuu covers Grim's ears* Their songs!

❄️Yukiko: Oh! Songs...!

😼Yuu: Songs?

🐾Grim: Why's that bad?

🪞Crowley: Beware of young boys that whip out their songs, my dear twins! A song is often a prelude... To a d*ck!

😼❄️ *both twins wince*

🐾Grim: To a what?

😼Yuu, covering Grim's ears again: He actually said it!!

🪞Crowley: A song is a d*ck in sheep's clothing!!!

❄️Yukiko: He's not backing down!!

🪞Crowley: There's a famous musical that has a song about this topic! Let me play it for you! Whenever in doubt, just remember it!

😼Yuu: Wait! NO, NO, NO!

-Crowley's phone: A song is a d*ck in sheep's clothing~ A song means a d*ck on it's way~

👻 Ramshackle ghosts, appearing furiously from nowhere: HEADMASTER!!!!!

🪞Crowley: *realizes what he's doing and freezes*

[weirdkev27]

Puss: I only wish to get back the lives I wasted.

Kitty: I only wish to have a partner that loves me more then themselves.

Perrito: I only wish for friendship.

Goldilocks: I only wish to have a family that’s just right.

Death: I only wish to be taken more seriously.

Ethical Bug: I only wish for people to be good.

Chanting: I only wish…I only wish…I only wish….I only wish!

Big Jack: I only wish to have all the power in the world!

Ethical Bug: You’re not helping!

[incorrectpremadequotes]

Pascal Curious: [to Lazlo Curious] While I don't appreciate any of your ideas, I do appreciate that you have ideas. Pascal Curious: Maybe one day you'll have some good ones!

[lynpheasmagix]

Icy: Oh, Bloom, fancy to see you here! It is I, Icy!

Bloom: *sarcastically*Who??

Icy: Icy? I attacked you last week. I swore vengeance, I brought my sisters and an army of decay to rival your friends?

Bloom: OOH!! That’s right! Didn’t my friends kick your ass?

Darcy and Stormy: *quietly laughing*

[emilythezeldafan]

Riley: but alas, fortune favours the beautiful.

Nick, bursting in dramatically: AU CONTRAIRE!

[lgbtlunaverse]

The world exists in such a baffling state of simultaneous sex-aversion and sex-hegemony. Every social platform on the internet is trying to banish sex workers to the shadow realm but I can't post a tweet without at least two bots replying P U S S Y I N B I O. People are self-censoring sex to seggs and $3× but every other ad you see is still filled with half-naked women. Rightwingers want queer people arrested for so much as existing in the same postal code as a child and are also drumming up a moral panic about how teenage boys aren't getting laid enough. I feel like I'm losing my mind.

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Hey now, Let her cook!

[incorrect-back-to-the-80s]

Michael: Brave? Me? …Yeah.

[ayertrinity]

[ryllen]

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[incorrecttwsted]

[overheardbyvarioustherapists]

Yuu: ...And that's why sharks are cuter than dolphins. Yuu: Hey, are you okay? You've been really quiet for the past few minutes. Malleus: Malleus: Oh, don't worry about me, I'm just really overstimulated right now. Yuu: I am so sorry! I didn't mean to overstimulate y- Malleus: No, I like hearing you speak. You speaking is good, everything else is bad. Yuu: But- Malleus, grabbing Yuu's face: Now listen here, child of man. The world has been far too loud, and far too bright, and the only thing keeping me sane is you talking at me. I may not be absorbing anything, but I am hearing it. And the drone of your voice talking about what you love and care about is the only thing soothing me right now. Do you understand me, you FOOL?! Yuu: Um... Okay...? Malleus: Now you were infodumping about how you think sharks are cuter than dolphins? Yuu: ...Yes? Malleus: KEEP TALKING!

[bluesylveon2]

This entire story of Lilia helping Epel was adorable! I loved when Silver and Sebek magically showed up

Wow Jamil 😂 he is hilarious