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Incorrect Quote 163

Jack: Laughter is infectious! Like smallpox or gay.

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"I can’t hear you ! You’ll have to scream much louder!"

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Incorrect Quote 159

Virginia: Oh my gd! The inside of your face smells so bad!

Suzy: Oh that’s just Greek yogurt, I spilled some in my eye socket yesterday and then I went in the sun.

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Incorrect Quote 156

Jasmine: Why don’t you give back your right to vote while you’re at it, Mom?

Suzy: …

Suzy: I don’t’ vote. It’s just so confusing! I go in to the booth, pull the curtain, and count to 10! Then I come out, yell DEMOCRACY! and run to my car.

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Incorrect Quote 146

Santa: Son, imagine my disappointment when I got a call from the hospital and found you weren’t sick or injured.

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Incorrect Quote 145

Suzy: I told you I’d find him! A mother’s instinct!

Jack: Mothers instinct? He left us a note! “I’m leaving I’m going to the train station.”

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Incorrect Quote 141

Jill Metzner: Since we've gone five days without a hate crime we were rewarded with a new household item!

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Incorrect Quote 139

Jack: How was your night, Princess?

Suzy: Oh, it was magical!

Jack: You think what happened last night was magical? I mean, maybe it would be magical if you were violated by a magician.

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Incorrect Quote 137

Jack: How did everyone sleep? I’ll go first, with your mother.

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Incorrect Quote 135

Virginia: Do you sometimes feel irritable, restless, uneasy, sad, normal, or just plain not high? Maybe its time to try crack.

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Incorrect Quote 134

Rath: Mom, do you think you’ll ever want another baby?

Virginia: Oh sweetie, it was a real struggle to even want you.

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Incorrect Quote 124

Rudy: Are you and your dad close? Jack: Um

(In his head)

Child!Jack: Daddy, will you read to me?

Gunnar: Who the hell are you?

Jack: Uh, yeah, sure.

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Incorrect Quote 123

Jasper: Calling a girl is so desperate, can't I just draw a penis on a brick and throw it through her family's living room window?

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Incorrect Quote 120

James: I’ve always wanted to eat a gorilla, a gorilla that can speak sign language. I wanna eat its brain.

Juno: EUGH that is truly horrifying, ugh I’m disgusted! You should be disgusted….but I do know a guy.

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Incorrect Quote 116

Jack: You think I don’t recognize my own kids? Just because I have thirty or forty of them?!

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Incorrect Quote 113

Jack: I had to kill a navy seal! Which pains me! I'm a serial killer second but an american first!