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*during the Eggman War* Thunderbolt: You're too late, Diamond DORKS! You'll never stop the Eggman Empire now! Smithy: That's where you're wrong, evil-doer! We will stop you with the powers of: Slinger: FRIENDSHIP! Claire: HARMONY! Whisper: HOPE! Mimic: Incredible violence. Smithy: AND LOVE! Thunderbolt: Ah, I, uh, I see you got a new member, D-diamond Dorks... P-prepare for battle... *cut to Diamond Cutters' base where they're enjoying lunch, Mimic covered in blood* Smithy: Wow guys, we're doing amazing lately!
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gamer-boy-quotes · 1 year
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Mrs. Drone: And do any of you kids know what sapphic means?
Yuran: -Elbows Yuka-
Yuka: Hey! What was that for!?
Yuran: Sapphic, that's you.
Yuka:
Yuka: No, I'm Yuka.
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incorrectateam · 2 years
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Colonel Decker: Normally I drink coffee black. The bitterness gives me strength. But recently I tried it with milk.
Colonel Decker: …And I liked it.
Colonel Decker: Maybe next time, I’ll add a bit of sugar? Whipped cream, maybe?
Colonel Decker: …I worry that I have grown soft.
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blueflipflops · 1 year
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Spider-dorks wins again!
Just realized The Spot hasn't met Miguel yet so here's my take on Miguel babysitting the Spiderband.
[Source: Shen Comix]
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aretheyamagicalgirl · 8 months
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POLL 5: Shen from Bluechair
Submitted by @meowmeowmeowimacat!
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Shen (also known as Shenanigansen) is the pen name of cartoonist Andrew Tsyaston, the creator of the comic series Owlturd, Shen Comix, and Bluechair, and the co-creator of Live With Yourself. Shen Comix has 2 million followers on Instagram while Bluechair has 1.2 million subscribers on Webtoon.
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Criteria:
henshin/transformation sequence ✅
"form over function" costume ⬜
magical tools and accessories (especially if they're sold as real-life toys) ✅
must keep their true identity a secret ❔
mascot/animal or fairy helper ✅
target audience of their source media is children ⬜
is under 18 years old ⬜
Propaganda: No additional propaganda submitted.
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incorrect-snkquotes · 3 years
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Arguing Over Heartbreak
Ramon: "I've been getting rejected by Vanessa ever since the year 2000..."
Sie: "Bud, I've been getting rejected by Athena way longer than Vanessa's rejected you."
Mai: "Really, guys? I've been rejected many times by my special one since the day I met him as a young disciple, which would be way before you two met your loves!"
Joe: "You think that's bad, Mai? I've tried confessing to my love or taking her out on a date, but her stupid brother doesn't approve of me at all, and keeps getting in my way!"
??? (Unknown Hooded Robed Man): [bitterly] "Amateurs."
Ramon:
Sie:
Mai:
Joe:
Joe: "What was that, punk?!"
Shingo: [whips his head around towards Joe & co., throwing his robe away; crying and holding a picture of Kyo] "AMATEURS."
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Lance, trying to revive Octus: I'm doing a thousand calculations per second and they're All Wrong
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incorrectdaedra · 3 years
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Molag Bal: "Welcome to Coldharbour. Land of 1000 tortures. Prepare yourself! For I shall step upon you and crush your meager form!!"
Strange mortal: *delighted smile and blushing*
Molag Bal: "Oh for FUCK'S SAKE"
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incorrect-hololive · 3 years
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Sora: That's where you're wrong, evil-doer! We will stop you with the powers of..!
Roboco: Friendship!
Miko: Harmony!
Suisei: Incredible violence.
AZKi: And love!
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Floofty: I wanna open a cat Cafe, but I need investors.
Snorpy: Okay, what's the plan?
Floofty, unrolling blueprints: The first floor will have normal cats, but as you go up, each floor will have more and more dangerous cats, and at the top floor is me with a gun.
Snorpy: And I'm taking the logical option of opting out.
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the-spooky-children · 3 years
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ninjakittenarmy · 3 years
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Spade King: You’re too late Light Warriors! You’ll never stop me now!
Ralsei: That’s where you’re wrong, evildoer!
Lancer and Suisie: Friendship!
Kris: Harmony!
Chara, drawing a knife: Incredible Violence.
Ralsei: And love!
Spade King: Ah, I, uh see you got a new member, light warriors… Prepare for battle!
Later
Ralsei: Wow guys, we are doing amazing lately!
*Chara sits silently at the table covered in blood.*
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strangely-incorrect · 3 years
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frank: you're too late! you'll never stop me now!
brad: that's where you're wrong, bitch! we'll stop you with the powers of:
columbia: friendship!
eddie: harmony!
riff: incredible violence
janet: and love!
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Crash Man: How did you get so strong, bomb man?
Bomb Man: Every time I make an explosion pun... I do five push ups.
Crash Man: Jesus Christ.
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Reaper: Bwahahaha! You’re too late, Over-dorks! You’ll never stop me now!
Tracer: That’s where you’re wrong, evil-doer! We WILL stop you with the power of:
Lúcio: FRIENDSHIP!
Mercy: HARMONY!
Genji, covered in blood: incredible violence.
Tracer: AND LOVE!
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