incorrectdaedra
Incorrect Daedra
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Incorrect quotes + art blog + headcanons and more for Elder Scrolls. I read and appreciate replies and reblogs; I am just usually too shy to respond. Personal Twitter: @/RyuuRita Main Tumblr: @ritaryuu (formerly known as feitanwould)
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incorrectdaedra · 2 days ago
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being a fan of the elder scrolls lore is a truly insane experience. you're like "wow. I really dig this 2920, The Last Year of the First Era book. I wonder if there's something else like that". so you go to UESP trying to find who wrote 2920 and you find that it was ted peterson and that he once said "you shouldn't really trust 2920's description of akaviri invaders because the in-game author doesn't know shit about them. he made it up and maybe some other things too"
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incorrectdaedra · 3 days ago
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Year 1-5 of Skyrim being out: WOOOOOOOOW!!! Look at this sick war hammer Malacath gave me! This is so awesome, I-- YOOOOOOOO!!!! THAT DRAGON IS FIGHTING A GIANT, LET'S GOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Year 5-10 of Skyrim being out: I am roleplaying a deeply religious Dunmer. I will ONLY use the Ebony Mail, the Ebony Blade, and Azura's Star. I will follow their teachings, and only their teachings. The only times I don't follow their teachings is if I am literally forced on another path. I will shun and destroy any deity that is not Maphala, Boethia, or Azura. The Good Three are my light and my way.
Year 10+ of Skyrim being out: Hello Generic NPC. I know things about you. So many things. All of the things. I know where you sleep. I know what factions you're a part of. I have the sound of your foot steps memorized, I speak your words before you do. I desire for you, Generic NPC. Oh, not for anything as complex or personal as lust, Generic NPC. Nor hate. Nor is there any judgment here, Generic NPC. My reasons are more ancient, more sinister and, yes, more benevolent than anything you know too. I will follow you home, Generic NPC. I will watch you sleep, Generic NPC. I will cook only the meals you consume, Generic NPC. I will become you, Generic NPC. I will--
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incorrectdaedra · 3 days ago
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Sheogorath: Started seeing someone.
Sanguine: As in dating or hallucinations?
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incorrectdaedra · 3 days ago
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imagine u lived in elder scrolls and your khajiit friend was like "ah, come and look upon khajiit's son, a fine warrior that one will be one day, yes?" and he just shows u this
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incorrectdaedra · 7 days ago
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In Elsweyr, it is perfectly acceptable to boop someone for no reason
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incorrectdaedra · 21 days ago
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Since that animation WIP post is getting traction I might as well share the very silly little final product
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incorrectdaedra · 21 days ago
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idc if it's not a person. if your icon is a sunrise, you're a sunrise now.
poll about swapping with prev's icon here
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incorrectdaedra · 27 days ago
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the most game of all time
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incorrectdaedra · 2 months ago
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Sheogorath: Minimalism can go die in a hole! It's just rich people cosplaying as the poor! And they have the audacity to look up from their artisanal coffee and go "yOu KnOw, MaTeRiAl ObJeCtS cAn'T bRiNg YoU rEaL jOy~"
Sheogorath: They are wrong! You're wrong, you little gentrifier! Because let me tell you something; I purchased a hyper-realistic plastic baby, which I routinely swaddle up in blankets, and then I go around and I deliberately drop it in front of strangers.
Sheogorath: And then I look them dead in the eye and I say, "whoops~! Mondays, am I right~?" Even though it is fully a Thursday.
Sheogorath: That little plastic baby? Has brought me more joy than some of my human relationships.
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incorrectdaedra · 4 months ago
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incorrectdaedra · 4 months ago
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Meridia
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incorrectdaedra · 4 months ago
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Sheogorath: Oh, hello neighbours! I have a bit of a problem, do you think you could help me? 
Cheese Wheels: *dead silence*
Sheogorath: Wonderful! So, neighbours, I have a question, “Do my friends hate me, or do I just need to go to sleep?”
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incorrectdaedra · 5 months ago
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"Everywhere in the world the weather changes, pizza tastes delicious, and there's a six foot tall fiberglass statue of a hot dog with human legs giving himself a ketchup bukkake."
— Sheogorath
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incorrectdaedra · 5 months ago
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other tes fans around me at any given time: so here's all the reasons why this particular elder scrolls game sucks and my preferred elder scrolls game is good. i have a long detailed list of reasons as to why Game 1 sucks and Game 2 is good. don't talk to me about Game 1 or I will derail every discussion about how you are dumb for liking it.
me, a silly little guy: oh boy i get to be in tamriel in this game :) i am having so much fun :) this is so great :)
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incorrectdaedra · 5 months ago
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incorrectdaedra · 5 months ago
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kajeet has wireless backups if you have coin
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incorrectdaedra · 5 months ago
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Do you know who prevs icon is?
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